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  • DeepCough

    I’m Hot for Tutor.

  • DeepCough

    I’m Hot for Tutor.

  • Synapse

    How’s it any different then Grimm’s fables? The originals where pretty much all bad kids get murdered and/or eaten?

    • Rant93

      People don’t generally go around starting wars, murdering people wholesale, picketing funerals, or beating their wives and kids because of their adherence to the holy principles embodied in Grimm’s Fairy Tales – just to a book that bears a striking resemblance to it.

    • Alturn

      Many Grimm’s fables are said to be representations of cosmic laws from an astral plane perspective. The challenge with fundamentalists is that everything is taken literally instead of the story describing an abstract principle. That said, Jesus did come to clean up much of the garbage thinking shown in the Old Testament. Yet many fundamentalists, choosing between what Jesus said and what the Old Testament said, will go for the the Old Testament. Which creates many grim tales.

  • Synapse

    How’s it any different then Grimm’s fables? The originals where pretty much all bad kids get murdered and/or eaten?

  • Synapse

    Also – Angel sex totally sounds awesome.

    • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

      Well if Dogma is right, they have no fun parts

  • Synapse

    Also – Angel sex totally sounds awesome.

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    I credit the Bible books in waiting rooms and sunday school with contributing to my gayness. All the illustrations of redheaded gorgeous David being lusted over by jealous old Saul. Better quality than most low rent porn.

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    I credit the Bible books in waiting rooms and sunday school with contributing to my gayness. All the illustrations of redheaded gorgeous David being lusted over by jealous old Saul. Better quality than most low rent porn.

  • justagirl

    was that guy supposed to look like mel gibson or am i just associating him with religious creepiness?

  • justagirl

    was that guy supposed to look like mel gibson or am i just associating him with religious creepiness?

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Well if Dogma is right, they have no fun parts

  • Rant93

    People don’t generally go around starting wars, murdering people wholesale, picketing funerals, or beating their wives and kids because of their adherence to the holy principles embodied in Grimm’s Fairy Tales – just to a book that bears a striking resemblance to it.

  • Alturn

    Many Grimm’s fables are said to be representations of cosmic laws from an astral plane perspective. The challenge with fundamentalists is that everything is taken literally instead of the story describing an abstract principle. That said, Jesus did come to clean up much of the garbage thinking shown in the Old Testament. Yet many fundamentalists, choosing between what Jesus said and what the Old Testament said, will go for the the Old Testament. Which creates many grim tales.

  • GoodDoktorBad

    I was under the impression that angels had no sexual organs…..

  • Anonymous

    I was under the impression that angels had no sexual organs…..

  • Dogpeople

    The band (and I use the term loosely) the Residents covered this 20 + years ago.

    If you enjoyed this, I suggest you check out the CD “Wormwood”

  • Dogpeople

    The band (and I use the term loosely) the Residents covered this 20 + years ago.

    If you enjoyed this, I suggest you check out the CD “Wormwood”

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