Creepy Tales From The Old Testament (Video)

The premise of this amusing short: a Bible tutor teaches children religious tales (laced with incest and bear attacks) taken from the Old Testament.

20 Comments on "Creepy Tales From The Old Testament (Video)"

  1. DeepCough | Feb 2, 2011 at 10:42 pm |

    I’m Hot for Tutor.

  2. DeepCough | Feb 2, 2011 at 6:42 pm |

    I’m Hot for Tutor.

  3. How’s it any different then Grimm’s fables? The originals where pretty much all bad kids get murdered and/or eaten?

  4. How’s it any different then Grimm’s fables? The originals where pretty much all bad kids get murdered and/or eaten?

    • People don’t generally go around starting wars, murdering people wholesale, picketing funerals, or beating their wives and kids because of their adherence to the holy principles embodied in Grimm’s Fairy Tales – just to a book that bears a striking resemblance to it.

    • Many Grimm’s fables are said to be representations of cosmic laws from an astral plane perspective. The challenge with fundamentalists is that everything is taken literally instead of the story describing an abstract principle. That said, Jesus did come to clean up much of the garbage thinking shown in the Old Testament. Yet many fundamentalists, choosing between what Jesus said and what the Old Testament said, will go for the the Old Testament. Which creates many grim tales.

  5. Also – Angel sex totally sounds awesome.

  6. Also – Angel sex totally sounds awesome.

  7. I credit the Bible books in waiting rooms and sunday school with contributing to my gayness. All the illustrations of redheaded gorgeous David being lusted over by jealous old Saul. Better quality than most low rent porn.

  8. I credit the Bible books in waiting rooms and sunday school with contributing to my gayness. All the illustrations of redheaded gorgeous David being lusted over by jealous old Saul. Better quality than most low rent porn.

  9. justagirl | Feb 2, 2011 at 11:22 pm |

    was that guy supposed to look like mel gibson or am i just associating him with religious creepiness?

  10. justagirl | Feb 2, 2011 at 7:22 pm |

    was that guy supposed to look like mel gibson or am i just associating him with religious creepiness?

  11. Well if Dogma is right, they have no fun parts

  12. People don’t generally go around starting wars, murdering people wholesale, picketing funerals, or beating their wives and kids because of their adherence to the holy principles embodied in Grimm’s Fairy Tales – just to a book that bears a striking resemblance to it.

  13. Many Grimm’s fables are said to be representations of cosmic laws from an astral plane perspective. The challenge with fundamentalists is that everything is taken literally instead of the story describing an abstract principle. That said, Jesus did come to clean up much of the garbage thinking shown in the Old Testament. Yet many fundamentalists, choosing between what Jesus said and what the Old Testament said, will go for the the Old Testament. Which creates many grim tales.

  14. Anonymous | Feb 3, 2011 at 7:19 pm |

    I was under the impression that angels had no sexual organs…..

  15. GoodDoktorBad | Feb 3, 2011 at 3:19 pm |

    I was under the impression that angels had no sexual organs…..

  16. Dogpeople | Jun 22, 2011 at 2:29 am |

    The band (and I use the term loosely) the Residents covered this 20 + years ago.

    If you enjoyed this, I suggest you check out the CD “Wormwood”

  17. Dogpeople | Jun 21, 2011 at 10:29 pm |

    The band (and I use the term loosely) the Residents covered this 20 + years ago.

    If you enjoyed this, I suggest you check out the CD “Wormwood”

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