Designers Create Meat-Powered Robots

Discovery News provides the latest on the impending robo-pocalypse:

A fly-catching clock, pest-control lampshade and mouse-eating table all together make for one hungry living room. But if you’re into cyborg, self-sufficient furniture, incorporating carnivorous robots into the design is one way to go.

Carnivorous Domestic Entertainment Robots from Auger-Loizeau on Vimeo.

Designers James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau are working on it. As part of a conceptual project to rethink how robots could fit into our lives, the duo has created a set of autonomous household objects that each perform both a regular function (like “table”) and a technological one (like “digital clock”). But instead of going for solar power or some other renewable source of energy, they decided bugs and rodents could do the job. Not sure I’d want to put my mug on the cheese-baited mouse-eating coffee table though.

The table baits a mouse up through one oversized leg and to the center of the table, where a trapdoor opens and they fall into a chamber full of microbes which digest the rodent and use the energy to power the table’s electronics (presumably the sensor that detects the mouse). Similarly, a digital clock is powered with the same type of microbial fuel cell, collecting its prey with flypaper. A spherical lampshade with holes modeled after the infamous Pitcher plant lures flies in, but they are unable to escape and eventually fall into the bottom of the light, where they become fuel. They’ve also modified a UV fly-zapper to retrieve power from the fly corpses it creates.

These robot meat eaters are mostly for entertainment, and we use the term loosely. One design has no real function; the fly “stealing” robot plucks flies from spiderwebs on its surface when they are detected with a camera. Some of the projects have “power bars”which people can watch filling up as the furniture digests…

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  • Anonymous

    I’m sure that mouse eating coffee table would make the whole house smell real nice once a captured mouse begins to rot inside of the trap hole.

  • Rex Vestri

    I’m sure that mouse eating coffee table would make the whole house smell real nice once a captured mouse begins to rot inside of the trap hole.

  • DeepCough

    Wait, if these are the meat-powered robots, then what the hell does that make us humans?

  • DeepCough

    Wait, if these are the meat-powered robots, then what the hell does that make us humans?

  • MoralDrift

    This is not a good precedent, machines that consume living flesh? What if machines decide to value their own survival? They may branch out to a larger variety of food resources…

  • Anonymous

    This is not a good precedent, machines that consume living flesh? What if machines decide to value their own survival? They may branch out to a larger variety of food resources…

  • Chuzz-Fred

    God knows I could always use more meat-eating robot furniture in my home

  • Chuzz-Fred

    God knows I could always use more meat-eating robot furniture in my home

  • http://twitter.com/sabrebIade Sabre

    Didn’t they mention a corpse eating battlefield robot on an episode of Better Off Ted?

  • http://twitter.com/sabrebIade Sabre

    Didn’t they mention a corpse eating battlefield robot on an episode of Better Off Ted?

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    Like I need competition for top carnivore status from my lamps and clocks when I come home? Here’s an idea whose time hasn’t come and never existed.

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    Like I need competition for top carnivore status from my lamps and clocks when I come home? Here’s an idea whose time hasn’t come and never existed.

  • http://twitter.com/AnitaCigarette Anita Cigarette.

    WTF That’s barbaric & pointless! Let’s make robots that run off unlimited energy, not more blood & guts. Maybe that mouse-eating table will be the downfall of the entire mouse kingdom!! lol

  • http://twitter.com/AnitaCigarette Anita Cigarette.

    WTF That’s barbaric & pointless! Let’s make robots that run off unlimited energy, not more blood & guts. Maybe that mouse-eating table will be the downfall of the entire mouse kingdom!! lol

  • Victor

    First this and now watson wins on jeopardy… We’re screwed

  • Victor

    First this and now watson wins on jeopardy… We’re screwed

  • Larissa

    CAN WE SAY ZOMBIES?

    Why are they making things smarter than us and capable of eating us and lacking emotions to not give a fuck that they are doing so?

    Please tell them to stop.

  • Larissa

    CAN WE SAY ZOMBIES?

    Why are they making things smarter than us and capable of eating us and lacking emotions to not give a fuck that they are doing so?

    Please tell them to stop.