NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find And Kill God (Video)

Kirk Asks "Why Does God Need A Starship?"I have one question: Was James T. Kirk involved with this mission? Via the Onion:

After more than five decades of tireless work, brave exploration, and technological innovation aimed at a single objective, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration announced Wednesday that it had finally completed its mission to find and kill God.

“I am ecstatic to tell you all today that we have beheld the awesome visage of the supreme architect of the cosmos, and we have murdered Him,” jubilant administrator Charles Bolden said after being drenched with champagne by other celebrating NASA employees. “There have been innumerable setbacks, missteps, and hardships over the past 50 years, but we always stayed true to our ultimate goal and we never gave up.”

“We finally got the son of a bitch!” Bolden continued. “He’s dead! God is dead!”

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  • John

    This article is retarded

  • John

    This article is retarded

  • THERION93

    That’s because God made you retarded.

  • THERION93

    That’s because God made you retarded.

  • EAGD

    No, YOU’RE retarded.

  • EAGD

    No, YOU’RE retarded.

  • rockaboutmusic

    What kind of nonsense is this?

  • Anonymous

    What kind of nonsense is this?

  • Mattminor81

    God is cool, I love you God.

  • Mattminor81

    God is cool, I love you God.

  • http://profiles.google.com/prustage95 prustage95

    This clip was mildly amusing when it appeared in the original Start Trek film – but doesn’t get funnier by being re – presented here. The article adds nothing to someone else’s joke. It wouldnt even be funny on April 1st. In any case why is Disinfo redacting The Onion?

  • http://profiles.google.com/prustage95 prustage95

    This clip was mildly amusing when it appeared in the original Start Trek film – but doesn’t get funnier by being re – presented here. The article adds nothing to someone else’s joke. It wouldnt even be funny on April 1st. In any case why is Disinfo redacting The Onion?

  • Flurry Of Sadness

    Finally god is dead and we can move on with our lives….

  • Flurry Of Sadness

    Finally god is dead and we can move on with our lives….

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