NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find And Kill God (Video)

Kirk Asks "Why Does God Need A Starship?"I have one question: Was James T. Kirk involved with this mission? Via the Onion:

After more than five decades of tireless work, brave exploration, and technological innovation aimed at a single objective, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration announced Wednesday that it had finally completed its mission to find and kill God.

“I am ecstatic to tell you all today that we have beheld the awesome visage of the supreme architect of the cosmos, and we have murdered Him,” jubilant administrator Charles Bolden said after being drenched with champagne by other celebrating NASA employees. “There have been innumerable setbacks, missteps, and hardships over the past 50 years, but we always stayed true to our ultimate goal and we never gave up.”

“We finally got the son of a bitch!” Bolden continued. “He’s dead! God is dead!”

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14 Responses to NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find And Kill God (Video)

  1. John February 25, 2011 at 6:52 am #

    This article is retarded

  2. John February 25, 2011 at 2:52 am #

    This article is retarded

  3. THERION93 February 25, 2011 at 3:43 pm #

    That’s because God made you retarded.

  4. THERION93 February 25, 2011 at 11:43 am #

    That’s because God made you retarded.

  5. EAGD February 26, 2011 at 8:38 am #

    No, YOU’RE retarded.

  6. EAGD February 26, 2011 at 12:38 pm #

    No, YOU’RE retarded.

  7. rockaboutmusic March 14, 2011 at 11:07 am #

    What kind of nonsense is this?

  8. Anonymous March 14, 2011 at 3:07 pm #

    What kind of nonsense is this?

  9. Mattminor81 April 6, 2011 at 5:11 am #

    God is cool, I love you God.

  10. Mattminor81 April 6, 2011 at 1:11 am #

    God is cool, I love you God.

  11. prustage95 May 6, 2011 at 2:40 am #

    This clip was mildly amusing when it appeared in the original Start Trek film – but doesn’t get funnier by being re – presented here. The article adds nothing to someone else’s joke. It wouldnt even be funny on April 1st. In any case why is Disinfo redacting The Onion?

  12. prustage95 May 6, 2011 at 6:40 am #

    This clip was mildly amusing when it appeared in the original Start Trek film – but doesn’t get funnier by being re – presented here. The article adds nothing to someone else’s joke. It wouldnt even be funny on April 1st. In any case why is Disinfo redacting The Onion?

  13. Flurry Of Sadness May 6, 2011 at 10:43 am #

    Finally god is dead and we can move on with our lives….

  14. Flurry Of Sadness May 6, 2011 at 2:43 pm #

    Finally god is dead and we can move on with our lives….

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