Philadelphia Vampire Turns The Foreclosure Tables On Wells Fargo

By on February 24, 2011 in News 32

An inspiring story from Philadelphia as a homeowner forecloses on (that’s right, forecloses on) a sleazy big bank. Wells Fargo tried to force Patrick Rodgers into paying for an exorbitant home insurance policy, and then broke the law by ignoring Rodgers’ written requests for a response. After the bank refused to pay resultant fines, a judge ordered a sheriff’s sale on its downtown branch. Oh and also: our hero is A VAMPIRE.

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  • WhiteRose

    Those are some teeth….

    • WhiteRose

      Was he born that way, oh sweet Lady Gaga….

      • Aleph Omega

        I guess the vampires have decided since Wall Street and the Banksters are taking so much heat lately, their own midnight blood sucking seems like a relatively minor crime in comparison, and have decided to come out of the closet… er, the Masquerade. Expect political movements for vampire rights soon, and (yes) probably a song by Lady Gaga.

        • WhiteRose

          Something to the tune of bankers were born to suck this way? And instead of your blood it’s your wallet they want….

  • WhiteRose

    Those are some teeth….

  • WhiteRose

    Was he born that way, oh sweet Lady Gaga….

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Well it goes to show you the cops only work for vampires, be them the money sucking or the blood sucking kind.

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Well it goes to show you the cops only work for vampires, be them the money sucking or the blood sucking kind.

  • Aleph Omega

    I guess the vampires have decided since Wall Street and the Banksters are taking so much heat lately, their own midnight blood sucking seems like a relatively minor crime in comparison, and have decided to come out of the closet… er, the Masquerade. Expect political movements for vampire rights soon, and (yes) probably a song by Lady Gaga.

  • emperorreagan

    He puts on really cool goth/industrial nights in Philly.

  • emperorreagan

    He puts on really cool goth/industrial nights in Philly.

  • WhiteRose

    Something to the tune of bankers were born to suck this way? And instead of your blood it’s your wallet they want….

  • DeepCough

    So a vampire beats out the bank–well, it takes a blood sucker to beat a bloodsucker.

  • DeepCough

    So a vampire beats out the bank–well, it takes a blood sucker to beat a bloodsucker.

  • http://www.nickmeador.org/ ndmeador

    One bank shut down, ha ha ha. Two bank shut down, ha ha ha ha. THREE bank shut down, ha ha ha.

  • http://www.nickmeador.org/ ndmeador

    One bank shut down, ha ha ha. Two bank shut down, ha ha ha ha. THREE bank shut down, ha ha ha.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Camron-Wiltshire/510662346 Camron Wiltshire

    YES!

  • http://www.sacredgeometryinternational.com/ Sacred Geometry International

    YES!

  • Oneiric Imperium

    Friends of mine work for Rodgers and while I always thought he was a bit silly I really have to hand it to him with this one.

  • Oneiric Imperium

    Friends of mine work for Rodgers and while I always thought he was a bit silly I really have to hand it to him with this one.

  • Lies

    Hip Hip Hurray!!!! Good for you! Thank you for not being a victim and using your brain to overcome and not your teeth..this time lol.

  • Lies

    Hip Hip Hurray!!!! Good for you! Thank you for not being a victim and using your brain to overcome and not your teeth..this time lol.

  • justagirl

    surprisingly cheery dwelling…

  • justagirl

    surprisingly cheery dwelling…

  • Freepoh

    He is a club promoter in Philadelphia for a company named Digital Ferrett. The club he promotes is called Nocturne, it’s a night on wednesday at club shampoo, philadelphia.
    He even supported a bill that would make it hard for promoters of raves to throw raves.

  • Freepoh

    He is a club promoter in Philadelphia for a company named Digital Ferrett. The club he promotes is called Nocturne, it’s a night on wednesday at club shampoo, philadelphia.
    He even supported a bill that would make it hard for promoters of raves to throw raves.

  • Sable Twilight

    I wonder if he’s sang or psi…

  • Sable Twilight

    I wonder if he’s sang or psi…

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  • Grooveboss

    ^a heros comment 

  • Grooveboss

    ^a heros comment 

  • Alan

    And thus, the birth of EPIC VAMPIRE!