Philadelphia Vampire Turns The Foreclosure Tables On Wells Fargo

An inspiring story from Philadelphia as a homeowner forecloses on (that’s right, forecloses on) a sleazy big bank. Wells Fargo tried to force Patrick Rodgers into paying for an exorbitant home insurance policy, and then broke the law by ignoring Rodgers’ written requests for a response. After the bank refused to pay resultant fines, a judge ordered a sheriff’s sale on its downtown branch. Oh and also: our hero is A VAMPIRE.

33 Comments on "Philadelphia Vampire Turns The Foreclosure Tables On Wells Fargo"

  1. WhiteRose | Feb 24, 2011 at 10:54 pm |

    Those are some teeth….

  2. WhiteRose | Feb 24, 2011 at 6:54 pm |

    Those are some teeth….

    • WhiteRose | Feb 24, 2011 at 7:49 pm |

      Was he born that way, oh sweet Lady Gaga….

      • Aleph Omega | Feb 24, 2011 at 8:51 pm |

        I guess the vampires have decided since Wall Street and the Banksters are taking so much heat lately, their own midnight blood sucking seems like a relatively minor crime in comparison, and have decided to come out of the closet… er, the Masquerade. Expect political movements for vampire rights soon, and (yes) probably a song by Lady Gaga.

        • WhiteRose | Feb 24, 2011 at 10:13 pm |

          Something to the tune of bankers were born to suck this way? And instead of your blood it’s your wallet they want….

  3. WhiteRose | Feb 24, 2011 at 11:49 pm |

    Was he born that way, oh sweet Lady Gaga….

  4. Well it goes to show you the cops only work for vampires, be them the money sucking or the blood sucking kind.

  5. Well it goes to show you the cops only work for vampires, be them the money sucking or the blood sucking kind.

  6. Aleph Omega | Feb 25, 2011 at 12:51 am |

    I guess the vampires have decided since Wall Street and the Banksters are taking so much heat lately, their own midnight blood sucking seems like a relatively minor crime in comparison, and have decided to come out of the closet… er, the Masquerade. Expect political movements for vampire rights soon, and (yes) probably a song by Lady Gaga.

  7. emperorreagan | Feb 25, 2011 at 2:07 am |

    He puts on really cool goth/industrial nights in Philly.

  8. emperorreagan | Feb 24, 2011 at 10:07 pm |

    He puts on really cool goth/industrial nights in Philly.

  9. WhiteRose | Feb 25, 2011 at 2:13 am |

    Something to the tune of bankers were born to suck this way? And instead of your blood it’s your wallet they want….

  10. DeepCough | Feb 25, 2011 at 2:29 am |

    So a vampire beats out the bank–well, it takes a blood sucker to beat a bloodsucker.

  11. DeepCough | Feb 24, 2011 at 10:29 pm |

    So a vampire beats out the bank–well, it takes a blood sucker to beat a bloodsucker.

  12. One bank shut down, ha ha ha. Two bank shut down, ha ha ha ha. THREE bank shut down, ha ha ha.

  13. One bank shut down, ha ha ha. Two bank shut down, ha ha ha ha. THREE bank shut down, ha ha ha.

  14. Oneiric Imperium | Feb 25, 2011 at 8:14 am |

    Friends of mine work for Rodgers and while I always thought he was a bit silly I really have to hand it to him with this one.

  15. Oneiric Imperium | Feb 25, 2011 at 4:14 am |

    Friends of mine work for Rodgers and while I always thought he was a bit silly I really have to hand it to him with this one.

  16. Hip Hip Hurray!!!! Good for you! Thank you for not being a victim and using your brain to overcome and not your teeth..this time lol.

  17. Hip Hip Hurray!!!! Good for you! Thank you for not being a victim and using your brain to overcome and not your teeth..this time lol.

  18. justagirl | Feb 25, 2011 at 7:10 pm |

    surprisingly cheery dwelling…

  19. justagirl | Feb 25, 2011 at 3:10 pm |

    surprisingly cheery dwelling…

  20. He is a club promoter in Philadelphia for a company named Digital Ferrett. The club he promotes is called Nocturne, it’s a night on wednesday at club shampoo, philadelphia.
    He even supported a bill that would make it hard for promoters of raves to throw raves.

  21. He is a club promoter in Philadelphia for a company named Digital Ferrett. The club he promotes is called Nocturne, it’s a night on wednesday at club shampoo, philadelphia.
    He even supported a bill that would make it hard for promoters of raves to throw raves.

  22. Sable Twilight | Mar 1, 2011 at 4:58 pm |

    I wonder if he’s sang or psi…

  23. Sable Twilight | Mar 1, 2011 at 12:58 pm |

    I wonder if he’s sang or psi…

  24. Grooveboss | Jun 18, 2011 at 8:58 pm |

    ^a heros comment 

  25. Grooveboss | Jun 18, 2011 at 8:58 pm |

    ^a heros comment 

  26. And thus, the birth of EPIC VAMPIRE!

  27. And thus, the birth of EPIC VAMPIRE!

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