Via Hipster Runoff:
When Neil Brown got high on bath salts, he took his skinning knife and slit his face and stomach repeatedly. Brown survived, but authorities say others haven’t been so lucky after snorting, injecting or smoking powders with such innocuous-sounding names as Ivory Snow, Red Dove and Vanilla Sky.
Bathe in them, feed your plants with them, wave a machete or cut your face off on them! Or, better yet: don’t. I don’t know how many remember the invented jenkem craze, but this is a bit different. I had a “writer” write How To Be A Bi-Winner (article) as part of a “Journo-Scientilific” Gonzomentary study of the effects of these drugs on his nervous system. Clearly, it was not pretty. But with names like “WHITE LIGHTNING,” who wouldn’t want to inject these bath salts into their eyeball?