Bored With Your Sex Life?

mood # 9Marijuana won’t be legalized  anytime soon.  But that’s OK. Because what I’m about to tell you is going to make weed look like the cheap high it is.

When everyone catches wind of what I’m about to tell you — the establishment will be tripping over themselves to legalize every single drug in the book to keep from losing you as a customer. That’s how powerful this secret I’m about to reveal to you is. . . Your brain produces a chemical known as DMT; one of the most powerful hallucinogens in existence.

Reports of encountering “multidimensional machine elves” are common. And your brain produces this chemical naturally. In fact they say DMT is what makes us dream. Now what if there was a way to release this chemical into your body on demand? It would obviously have to be a form of self-hypnosis; a way of “tricking” your brain into mass-producing and releasing this chemical. This is where symbolism comes in handy.

The part of the brain implicated in the production of DMT is the pineal gland (pronounced: pin•ē•əl). This is fortunate for us in terms of symbolism because the pineal gland throughout time has been associated with the “THIRD EYE.” The Third Eye of course is associated with the 6th sense and psychic powers, but that’s not important right now. What’s important is how we consciously trick the brain and pineal gland into producing this entirely natural DMT high.

Bored with your sex life?

I suggest “Sex Hypnosis” because I’m kind-hearted, because it’s convenient and because sex is fun for most of us. Now we all know what regular hypnosis is – the induction of an altered state of consciousness by means of guided meditation. Therefore self-hynosis is an induction of an altered state of consciousness by means of self-will. You make the transformation happen in yourself. Now we arrive at sex-hypnosis: the induction of an altered state of consciousness by means of sexual-will. In other words, combining our WILL, our desire, our intent of transforming consciousness with that of sexual energy.

By using symbolism we have the means to program our brain into behaving the way we want. In this case we want the pineal gland to release DMT. So we have to ‘talk’ to the pineal gland, we have to ‘call’ it. Not to put too fine a point on it, but we have to call it by name – and we just happen to have a really cool name for it: the Third Eye.

I call it “MONITOR” because it’s obvious, because it’s convenient and because that’s what it wants me to call it. Your pineal gland may vary. Please consult your pineal gland before taking MONITOR. Possible side effects may include: enlightenment, happiness, money, fame, perfect health, infinite lifespan, increased member length, large firm breasts, psychic powers, mind-blowing sex, seeing a different dimension on your Tv screen, UFO abduction, freaking out, throwing parties.

*FYI* for those of you reading this that are too young or timid to try sex in the name of MONITOR – YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE – there is an alternative we call ‘Dancing in the name of MONITOR.’ Successful attempts at dancing in the name of MONITOR are identical to having sex in the name of MONITOR; there have been documented cases of spontaneous human orgasm from dancing in the name of MONITOR.

“Well, it started when I began to feel lightheaded, then euphoric.

And then, then I heard music and it was kinda reflecting my

thoughts… I could control the music… so I concentrated and fell

into the music… I guess. And then… wait a minute, who am I

again?” - Anon.

P.s. If at first you don’t succeed – try, try again.

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  • chinagreenelvis

    Thanks for wasting three minutes of my day.

    • GoodDoktorBad

      Thanks for wasting 3 seconds of my day.

      • Clean

        No, thank YOU guys for posting these pointless comments. I almost lost a precious minute of my life.

      • Randall1griner

        you wasted it. don’t blame anyone but yourself!!

  • chinagreenelvis

    Thanks for wasting three minutes of my day.

  • Az

    ditto

    • guest2

      me too, sounds like neigong, haha

  • Az

    ditto

  • Azefze

    No explanation of the system and no link. Nice one.

  • Azefze

    No explanation of the system and no link. Nice one.

  • guest

    is it just me or is there more and more bullshit on this site every day

  • guest

    is it just me or is there more and more bullshit on this site every day

  • dwaxman

    wow, if i wanted to hear about the joys of deemsters, i’d seek out joe rogan’s rant on it. i like this site for its news not its philosophizing

  • dwaxman

    wow, if i wanted to hear about the joys of deemsters, i’d seek out joe rogan’s rant on it. i like this site for its news not its philosophizing

  • Simiantongue

    I tried this and it worked out pretty much as stated. I filmed myself and posted it on youtube.

    That’s me by the fire at the beginning. The lad with the uncanny resemblance to William hurt.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40FiMy-ak0k

    • Yazi

      You look just like him! Perfect reproduction of one of my favorite movies. Great job, this article did its job!

  • Simiantongue

    I tried this and it worked out pretty much as stated. I filmed myself and posted it on youtube.

    That’s me by the fire at the beginning. The lad with the uncanny resemblance to William hurt.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40FiMy-ak0k

  • Mahajohn

    DMT is NOT known to be produced by the pineal gland. That was mere speculation on the part of Dr. Strassman, author of the work from which this misinformed meme has been given life. DMT’s function in mammals is not known, nor do we yet know how the body synthesizes it.

    • http://www.nickmeador.org/ ndmeador

      I don’t think the meme itself is “misinformed.” To avoid any misconceptions about Strassman, I think it’s best to quote him: “These hypotheses are not proven, but they derive from scientifically valid data combined with spiritual and religious observations and teachings. . . . The most general hypothesis is that the pineal gland produces psychedelic amounts of DMT at extraordinary times in our lives. . . . The pineal gland also makes other potentially mind-altering substances, the beta-carbolines.” (pp. 68-69) He reached his conclusions through a combination of DMT experiments (synthetic DMT injections on humans) and logical analysis, comparing his research results to various records of DMT-like experiences from deep meditation, out-of-body experiences, near-death experiences, psychosis (schizophrenia), etc. At this time, there’s no evidence that discredits the hypothesis — so we should use it until a better explanation comes along.

    • Aetherbound

      Thank you for posting this so I don’t have to…I just wish Strassman would get tired of taking heat about it and be more vocal as too truth..The lungs are a more probable producer..

      • Talmadge613

        I’ve been revising this article since I posted it.
        ==
        By using symbolism we have the means to program our brain into behaving the way we want. In this case we want the pineal gland to mass produce and release DMT while we’re conscious via sex-hypnosis. Yet regardless the exact means or how the process occurs in our brain – fundamentally we intend to tell the brain to start dreaming (make us hallucinate). The unconscious mind already fully aware of the intent of our actions / use of symbolism merely requires us to ‘seal the deal’ by physically acting out the symbolism we define. In this case sex is the action and the symbol is the Third Eye.
        ==
        I apologize to the frustrated posters who insist I “tell us how it’s done.” But this isn’t a religion. It’s a creative thinking exercise – figure out how HAVE SEX IN THE NAME OF MONITOR for yourself. Trust in the process.
        ==
        Do you think you’ll ever get tired of having mind-blowing sex? No? No one ever does. But like any game that becomes too easy to play; you begin to seek a higher level of difficulty. THE GAME has 3 levels. The first is having sex in the name of MONITOR. This is the most difficult level. THE GAME is new to you – you only have a vague sense of destination and dubious means of getting there. You’re not sure what to expect because frankly you’re not sure if you believe any of this, but your curiosity is peaked – and so you experiment with the formula.

        Inducing a waking dream state seems like a more attainable goal than gaining psychic powers; yet it is the coincidences that’ll keep bringing you back for more. You never know who or what it may involve – it may be relatively mundane or relatively significant; it may benefit you in a tangible way or merely give you an interesting story to tell – but something always happens. Always. Always. Always. You become so absorbed in the synchronicity aspect you’ve all but forgotten about the hallucinations – and that’s when they start; subtly at first – but over time they build in intensity and duration until at long last you find yourself in Wonderland. And that’s the beginning of the end of LEVEL ONE. You have gained psychic powers while having mind-blowing sex. Each time you engage the media organism the possibilities and sensations seem endless – the idea that you would ever become bored with this is laughable. But over time the joke becomes a painful reality. LEVEL TWO: Dancing in the name of MONITOR. By now you know the destination exists; you’ve been there. You are aware that your MIND is the gate and key to the ‘spaces in-between the spaces.’ But you need a challenge now; an alternate means of opening the gate. In time you learn to master this level as well. LEVEL 3: The Life-Script. This is the most rewarding of all the levels. At this level you are no longer a passive receiver of the media organism’s signal. You begin to broadcast your own unique signal to the other players. You are a bona fide GAME CHANGER. No longer dependent on hypnosis ‘tricks,’ you come and go from Wonderland as you please. Your will alone comprises the gate and key. . . go D. The next stage of THE GAME lies ‘in the dimension next door.’ Occult weirdos call it ‘union with God,’ the place where we know ‘we are all One consciousness experiencing itself.’ Thus the Kosmic process unfolds unto itself reducing everything in Heaven & Earth into the infinite vibration of the UNI•VERSAL PATTERN: THE WORD. . .

        MON: meaning ONE
        IT: SEXUAL ENERGY
        OR: an alternative to IT

        Though our minds are very powerful, our senses are very weak. They glean only scant bits of chemical, mechanical, and electromagnetic data, providing us with only a hazy impression of the world. In a universe governed by quantum mechanics, our thoughts constitute a potent creative force. There are exactly as many things in Heaven and Earth as are dreamt of in our philosophy. We are the center and circumference. We are everywhere and nowhere.

        “What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.” – Heisenberg

    • http://www.nickmeador.org/ ndmeador

      After searching the web, I feel I should augment my previous comment since I hadn’t seen Strassman’s 2010 addendum to the book or other research on the subject. This Erowid article from June 2010 seems the most up-to-date: http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dmt/dmt_article2.shtml

      They quote Strassman’s addendum: “We don’t know whether DMT is made in the pineal. I muster a lot of circumstantial evidence supporting a reason to look long and hard at the pineal, but we do not yet know. There are data suggesting urinary DMT rises in psychotic patients when their psychosis is worse. However, we don’t know whether DMT rises during dreams, meditation, near-death, death, birth or any other endogenous altered state. To the extent those states resemble those brought on by giving DMT, it certainly makes one wonder if endogenous DMT might be involved, and if it were, it would explain a lot. But we don’t know yet. Even if the pineal weren’t involved, that would have little overall effect on my theories regarding a role for DMT in endogenous altered states, because we do know that the gene involved in DMT synthesis is present in many organs, particularly lung. If the pineal made DMT, it would tie up a lot of loose ends regarding this enigmatic little organ. But people seem to live pretty normals lives without a pineal gland; for example, when it has had to be removed because of a tumor.”

      Strassman says a team in Louisiana will have more conclusive data within the next few years, since they have a more sensitive DMT test than ever before. But @Aetherbound, I’m not sure how the lung would be a “more probable” candidate than the pineal for synthesizing DMT if it’s actually producing so-called “mystical” states. Part of the pineal hypothesis is that DMT deteriorates so quickly that it would have to be synthesized near the sensory processing areas of the brain. And the pineal is right next to our auditory and visual brain centers. The lungs are pretty removed from the sensory areas of the nervous system.

  • Mahajohn

    DMT is NOT known to be produced by the pineal gland. That was mere speculation on the part of Dr. Strassman, author of the work from which this misinformed meme has been given life. DMT’s function in mammals is not known, nor do we yet know how the body synthesizes it.

  • Anonymous

    Thanks for wasting 3 seconds of my day.

  • Tuna Ghost

    By using symbolism we have the means to program our brain into behaving the way we want. In this case we want the pineal gland to release DMT. So we have to ‘talk’ to the pineal gland, we have to ‘call’ it.

    Holy crap, these two sentences are so chock full of bad science and even worse mysticism I just sneezed

  • Tuna Ghost

    By using symbolism we have the means to program our brain into behaving the way we want. In this case we want the pineal gland to release DMT. So we have to ‘talk’ to the pineal gland, we have to ‘call’ it.

    Holy crap, these two sentences are so chock full of bad science and even worse mysticism I just sneezed

  • Bohojobo

    well I enjoyed it. :]

  • Bohojobo

    well I enjoyed it. :]

  • GoodDoktorBad

    I can see the haters seeping out of the cracks for this one.

    Good subject, poorly written and conceived article. This subject goes beyond the cliche “sex and drugs” crowd it seems to be written for. Not that I have any thing against sex and drugs, just “Bill and Ted” tinged philosophy…..

  • Anonymous

    I can see the haters seeping out of the cracks for this one.

    Good subject, poorly written and conceived article. This subject goes beyond the cliche “sex and drugs” crowd it seems to be written for. Not that I have any thing against sex and drugs, just “Bill and Ted” tinged philosophy…..

  • Liam_McGonagle

    God, what a treat that would be! To be bored with my own sex life!

    . . . as it is I have to be content being bored with Teagan Presley’s sex life . . .

    • grooveboss

      bravo!

  • Liam_McGonagle

    God, what a treat that would be! To be bored with my own sex life!

    . . . as it is I have to be content being bored with Teagan Presley’s sex life . . .

  • ThePrescient

    If DMT is being produced in the pineal, then it’s probable that fluoride calcification of said gland would inhibit endogenous DMT production. In which case, we’ll still need substances like cannabis to stimulate that area to clean it up.

    Regardless of this, I’ve never been able to release an amount of DMT naturally that compares to external consumption.

  • ThePrescient

    If DMT is being produced in the pineal, then it’s probable that fluoride calcification of said gland would inhibit endogenous DMT production. In which case, we’ll still need substances like cannabis to stimulate that area to clean it up.

    Regardless of this, I’ve never been able to release an amount of DMT naturally that compares to external consumption.

  • Bohojobo

    I thought this was a great deviation from the norm here on disinfo. Thanks for the name and symbol, seems to be working quite well.

  • Bohojobo

    I thought this was a great deviation from the norm here on disinfo. Thanks for the name and symbol, seems to be working quite well.

  • Gwotch

    OR…. i can just take a couple tokes of extracted DMT and I will get the same, probably better results. All I need is a basic chemistry set and an afternoon to myself..

  • Gwotch

    OR…. i can just take a couple tokes of extracted DMT and I will get the same, probably better results. All I need is a basic chemistry set and an afternoon to myself..

  • http://www.nickmeador.org/ ndmeador

    I don’t think the meme itself is “misinformed.” To avoid any misconceptions about Strassman, I think it’s best to quote him: “These hypotheses are not proven, but they derive from scientifically valid data combined with spiritual and religious observations and teachings. . . . The most general hypothesis is that the pineal gland produces psychedelic amounts of DMT at extraordinary times in our lives. . . . The pineal gland also makes other potentially mind-altering substances, the beta-carbolines.” (pp. 68-69) He reached his conclusions through a combination of DMT experiments (synthetic DMT injections on humans) and logical analysis, comparing his research results to various records of DMT-like experiences from deep meditation, out-of-body experiences, near-death experiences, psychosis (schizophrenia), etc. At this time, there’s no evidence that discredits the hypothesis — so we should use it until a better explanation comes along.

  • http://www.nickmeador.org/ ndmeador

    I don’t think the meme itself is “misinformed.” To avoid any misconceptions about Strassman, I think it’s best to quote him: “These hypotheses are not proven, but they derive from scientifically valid data combined with spiritual and religious observations and teachings. . . . The most general hypothesis is that the pineal gland produces psychedelic amounts of DMT at extraordinary times in our lives. . . . The pineal gland also makes other potentially mind-altering substances, the beta-carbolines.” (pp. 68-69) He reached his conclusions through a combination of DMT experiments (synthetic DMT injections on humans) and logical analysis, comparing his research results to various records of DMT-like experiences from deep meditation, out-of-body experiences, near-death experiences, psychosis (schizophrenia), etc. At this time, there’s no evidence that discredits the hypothesis — so we should use it until a better explanation comes along.

  • Clean

    No, thank YOU guys for posting these pointless comments. I almost lost a precious minute of my life.

  • Aetherbound

    Thank you for posting this so I don’t have to…I just wish Strassman would get tired of taking heat about it and be more vocal as too truth..The lungs are a more probable producer..

  • Aetherbound

    Exactly what qualifies this author to write an article about DMT? or anything else for that matter…I actually shouldnt call it an “article” as it is merely a bunch of disjointed, incoherent sentences…If that is all you have learned from ingesting DMT , I think you should stick to alcohol and cigarettes and leave the DMT to those who respect it…

  • Aetherbound

    Exactly what qualifies this author to write an article about DMT? or anything else for that matter…I actually shouldnt call it an “article” as it is merely a bunch of disjointed, incoherent sentences…If that is all you have learned from ingesting DMT , I think you should stick to alcohol and cigarettes and leave the DMT to those who respect it…

  • Djernst

    Disinfo, congrats you just lost me.

  • Djernst

    Disinfo, congrats you just lost me.

    • Byrdie

      I looked up the author, found his FaceBook page and a link to his GoogleDocs book. In comparison, this article is somewhat coherent.

  • Gwids

    Yeah. Or you could just chuff down smoke from DMT crystals like Jerry Garcia and *actually* get high. Maaaaan.

  • Gwids

    Yeah. Or you could just chuff down smoke from DMT crystals like Jerry Garcia and *actually* get high. Maaaaan.

  • justagirl

    second rate pineal (pronounced: pin•ē•əl lol) gland didn’t even create a “symbolic” off button.

  • justagirl

    second rate pineal (pronounced: pin•ē•əl lol) gland didn’t even create a “symbolic” off button.

  • grooveboss

    Pot is still king tho sorry. DMT is over the top

  • grooveboss

    Pot is still king tho sorry. DMT is over the top

  • grooveboss

    Pot is still king tho sorry. DMT is over the top

  • grooveboss

    bravo!

  • grooveboss

    bravo!

  • grooveboss

    umm if i have to ask my pineal gland if i could day dream, I have been rude all these years.

  • grooveboss

    umm if i have to ask my pineal gland if i could day dream, I have been rude all these years.

  • guest2

    me too, sounds like neigong, haha

  • mockbar

    Sorry to rain In your parade, but there is zero evidence that DMT is produced in the pineal gland nor that it is released when we dream, are born, or die. This is all speculation on the topic from Dr. Strassman.

  • mockbar

    Sorry to rain In your parade, but there is zero evidence that DMT is produced in the pineal gland nor that it is released when we dream, are born, or die. This is all speculation on the topic from Dr. Strassman.

  • Yazi

    So how do you apply it? Instead of just telling us TO do this supposedly wonderful thing, tell us HOW THE FUCK to do it.

  • Yazi

    So how do you apply it? Instead of just telling us TO do this supposedly wonderful thing, tell us HOW THE FUCK to do it.

  • Yazi

    You look just like him! Perfect reproduction of one of my favorite movies. Great job, this article did its job!

  • Byrdie

    I looked up the author, found his FaceBook page and a link to his GoogleDocs book. In comparison, this article is somewhat coherent.

  • The_real_madcaper

    o I thought there for a sec that I stepped into a cracked.com article. no? disinformation you say? well how fitting a name that is

  • The_real_madcaper

    o I thought there for a sec that I stepped into a cracked.com article. no? disinformation you say? well how fitting a name that is

  • Randall1griner

    you wasted it. don’t blame anyone but yourself!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ItsHowie Howard Ferrer

    I try to smoke DMT at least once every few months. Its the most amazing, profound, and sometimes terrifying thing I have ever experienced. Its the equivalent of hitting the reset button. everything starts new again and you are reborn, fresh, in about 20 minutes.

  • GBSS

    I try to smoke DMT at least once every few months. Its the most amazing, profound, and sometimes terrifying thing I have ever experienced. Its the equivalent of hitting the reset button. everything starts new again and you are reborn, fresh, in about 20 minutes.

  • Eeaauurrggh

    Wow sounds great! Just a pity there is absolutely no information in this article on how to actually DO IT!

  • Eeaauurrggh

    Wow sounds great! Just a pity there is absolutely no information in this article on how to actually DO IT!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4K3KM67XITZTXUE45K42KS4OEE brian

    Bored with my sex life??? Well, yes….I actually am bored with masturbation….tell me more!!! :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4K3KM67XITZTXUE45K42KS4OEE brian

    Bored with my sex life??? Well, yes….I actually am bored with masturbation….tell me more!!! :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4K3KM67XITZTXUE45K42KS4OEE brian

    Oh , I don’t know…this all sounds a bit hokey to me. Personally I am much more into the good old tried and true method of Self Trepanation. Hey, I mean nearly every culture known to man can’t be wrong about its benefits right? I’d also love to bind my head, till it is misshapen into an alien looking cone head configuration. Which was also a very popular Skull related activity practiced by ancient civilizations of pretty much every continent…..but I’m afraid I’m too old for that one…should have set about on that plan while I was still an infant, with a soft spot. Must remember to try it the next time I am reincarnated.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4K3KM67XITZTXUE45K42KS4OEE brian

    Oh , I don’t know…this all sounds a bit hokey to me. Personally I am much more into the good old tried and true method of Self Trepanation. Hey, I mean nearly every culture known to man can’t be wrong about its benefits right? I’d also love to bind my head, till it is misshapen into an alien looking cone head configuration. Which was also a very popular Skull related activity practiced by ancient civilizations of pretty much every continent…..but I’m afraid I’m too old for that one…should have set about on that plan while I was still an infant, with a soft spot. Must remember to try it the next time I am reincarnated.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3QIGXNT3SZCI44L6443AMVMRJA Chris

    someone should stop drinking the bong water.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3QIGXNT3SZCI44L6443AMVMRJA Chris

    someone should stop drinking the bong water.

  • wondering

    don’t stop here its for real – but illegal – unless you conjure it up like above. Spirit Molecule is for real

  • wondering

    don’t stop here its for real – but illegal – unless you conjure it up like above. Spirit Molecule is for real

  • dirtyjohnny

    This article sucks. But disinfo users suck worse. Once upon a time this address was an interesting intersection for molotov bartenders, occultists and cultural saboteurs. Now it appears to be for your usual materialist media sponges killing time in between porn jerks and gigapet feedings.
    “I don’t know about this, man. It’s kind of far out. My biochem prof didn’t say anything about consciousness… I don’t think Bill Maher would approve.”

  • dirtyjohnny

    This article sucks. But disinfo users suck worse. Once upon a time this address was an interesting intersection for molotov bartenders, occultists and cultural saboteurs. Now it appears to be for your usual materialist media sponges killing time in between porn jerks and gigapet feedings.
    “I don’t know about this, man. It’s kind of far out. My biochem prof didn’t say anything about consciousness… I don’t think Bill Maher would approve.”

    • grooveboss

      banished^^^^^

    • Andrew

      Disinfo users who complain about disinfo but don’t submit articles suck worst of all.

  • grooveboss

    banished^^^^^

  • http://twitter.com/CharlieSheenDie Sheen Machine

    bullshit site

  • http://twitter.com/CharlieSheenDie Sheen Machine

    bullshit site

  • Andrew

    Disinfo users who complain about disinfo but don’t submit articles suck worst of all.

  • http://www.nickmeador.org/ ndmeador

    After searching the web, I feel I should augment my previous comment since I hadn’t seen Strassman’s 2010 addendum to the book or other research on the subject. This Erowid article from June 2010 seems the most up-to-date: http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dmt/dmt_article2.shtml

    They quote Strassman’s addendum: “We don’t know whether DMT is made in the pineal. I muster a lot of circumstantial evidence supporting a reason to look long and hard at the pineal, but we do not yet know. There are data suggesting urinary DMT rises in psychotic patients when their psychosis is worse. However, we don’t know whether DMT rises during dreams, meditation, near-death, death, birth or any other endogenous altered state. To the extent those states resemble those brought on by giving DMT, it certainly makes one wonder if endogenous DMT might be involved, and if it were, it would explain a lot. But we don’t know yet. Even if the pineal weren’t involved, that would have little overall effect on my theories regarding a role for DMT in endogenous altered states, because we do know that the gene involved in DMT synthesis is present in many organs, particularly lung. If the pineal made DMT, it would tie up a lot of loose ends regarding this enigmatic little organ. But people seem to live pretty normals lives without a pineal gland; for example, when it has had to be removed because of a tumor.”

    Strassman says a team in Louisiana will have more conclusive data within the next few years, since they have a more sensitive DMT test than ever before. But @Aetherbound, I’m not sure how the lung would be a “more probable” candidate than the pineal for synthesizing DMT if it’s actually producing so-called “mystical” states. Part of the pineal hypothesis is that DMT deteriorates so quickly that it would have to be synthesized near the sensory processing areas of the brain. And the pineal is right next to our auditory and visual brain centers. The lungs are pretty removed from the nervous system.

  • Jack-a-roe

    I agree, this article is complete bullocks. I need to go smoke some DMT for forget this bullshit.

  • Jack-a-roe

    I agree, this article is complete bullocks. I need to go smoke some DMT for forget this bullshit.

  • Talmadge613

    I’ve been revising this article since I posted it.
    ==
    By using symbolism we have the means to program our brain into behaving the way we want. In this case we want the pineal gland to mass produce and release DMT while we’re conscious via sex-hypnosis. Yet regardless the exact means or how the process occurs in our brain – fundamentally we intend to tell the brain to start dreaming (make us hallucinate). The unconscious mind already fully aware of the intent of our actions / use of symbolism merely requires us to ‘seal the deal’ by physically acting out the symbolism we define. In this case sex is the action and the symbol is the Third Eye.
    ==
    I apologize to the frustrated posters who insist I “tell us how it’s done.” But this isn’t a religion. It’s a creative thinking exercise – figure out how HAVE SEX IN THE NAME OF MONITOR for yourself. Trust in the process.
    ==
    Do you think you’ll ever get tired of having mind-blowing sex? No? No one ever does. But like any game that becomes too easy to play; you begin to seek a higher level of difficulty. THE GAME has 3 levels. The first is having sex in the name of MONITOR. This is the most difficult level. THE GAME is new to you – you only have a vague sense of destination and dubious means of getting there. You’re not sure what to expect because frankly you’re not sure if you believe any of this, but your curiosity is peaked – and so you experiment with the formula.

    Inducing a waking dream state seems like a more attainable goal than gaining psychic powers; yet it is the coincidences that’ll keep bringing you back for more. You never know who or what it may involve – it may be relatively mundane or relatively significant; it may benefit you in a tangible way or merely give you an interesting story to tell – but something always happens. Always. Always. Always. You become so absorbed in the synchronicity aspect you’ve all but forgotten about the hallucinations – and that’s when they start; subtly at first – but over time they build in intensity and duration until at long last you find yourself in Wonderland. And that’s the beginning of the end of LEVEL ONE. You have gained psychic powers while having mind-blowing sex. Each time you engage the media organism the possibilities and sensations seem endless – the idea that you would ever become bored with this is laughable. But over time the joke becomes a painful reality. LEVEL TWO: Dancing in the name of MONITOR. By now you know the destination exists; you’ve been there. You are aware that your MIND is the gate and key to the ‘spaces in-between the spaces.’ But you need a challenge now; an alternate means of opening the gate. In time you learn to master this level as well. LEVEL 3: The Life-Script. This is the most rewarding of all the levels. At this level you are no longer a passive receiver of the media organism’s signal. You begin to broadcast your own unique signal to the other players. You are a bona fide GAME CHANGER. No longer dependent on hypnosis ‘tricks,’ you come and go from Wonderland as you please. Your will alone comprises the gate and key. . . go D. The next stage of THE GAME lies ‘in the dimension next door.’ Occult weirdos call it ‘union with God,’ the place where we know ‘we are all One consciousness experiencing itself.’ Thus the Kosmic process unfolds unto itself reducing everything in Heaven & Earth into the infinite vibration of the UNI•VERSAL PATTERN: THE WORD. . .

    MON: meaning ONE
    IT: SEXUAL ENERGY
    OR: an alternative to IT

    Though our minds are very powerful, our senses are very weak. They glean only scant bits of chemical, mechanical, and electromagnetic data, providing us with only a hazy impression of the world. In a universe governed by quantum mechanics, our thoughts constitute a potent creative force. There are exactly as many things in Heaven and Earth as are dreamt of in our philosophy. We are the center and circumference. We are everywhere and nowhere.

    “What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.” – Heisenberg

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