Glenn Beck Says Japan Quake Was ‘A Message From God’

Glenn BeckLet’s hope this idiotic pronouncement from Herr Beck finally makes his declining but still large radio and television audience realize that he truly is a pompous, self-absorbed moron. AFP via Raw Story:

US celebrities and media Tuesday blasted right-wing radio host and television presenter Glenn Beck for calling the monster quake that rocked Japan last week a message from God.

Actress, author and talk show host Whoopi Goldberg said Beck should “check the mirror” if he thought Friday’s 9.0-magnitude quake and tsunami were signs of God’s anger with mankind.

“If this is because we’re misbehaving and God is pissed (angry), I would check the mirror, Glenn,” Goldberg said on The View talkshow, which she co-hosts with three other women.

The disaster has claimed nearly 3,400 lives and left more than 10,000 people missing in northeastern Japan.

In a rambling presentation on his radio show on Monday, Beck said God may have caused the catastrophe in Japan because he was angry with mankind, and warned people to change their ways…

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  • Andrew
    • DeepCough

      Ain’t nothing just about what that Mormon fuck said.

      • Andrew

        That’s why they call it a fallacy, I think.

  • Andrew
  • DeepCough

    Ain’t nothing just about what that Mormon fuck said.

  • Andrew

    That’s why they call it a fallacy, I think.

  • Waxindignant

    ha ha nicely said Whoopi! If God’s gonna send Japan a Quake, for er… why again? … then Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, all employees at Goldman Sachs, Sarah Palin, the entire Bush family including distant relatives and friends, Henry Paulson, Bankers, Wolfowitz, Cheney, Limbaugh, PNAC and all the rest of those hate-fuelled warmongering corporate cock-sucking idiots can be expecting a red hot lava enema laced with sulphuric acid to be administered by the Almighty himself pretty darn soon… lets hope He films it and sticks it on YouTube…

    • Rex Vestri

      You forgot to mention the Koch brothers

  • Waxindignant

    ha ha nicely said Whoopi! If God’s gonna send Japan a Quake, for er… why again? … then Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, all employees at Goldman Sachs, Sarah Palin, the entire Bush family including distant relatives and friends, Henry Paulson, Bankers, Wolfowitz, Cheney, Limbaugh, PNAC and all the rest of those hate-fuelled warmongering corporate cock-sucking idiots can be expecting a red hot lava enema laced with sulphuric acid to be administered by the Almighty himself pretty darn soon… lets hope He films it and sticks it on YouTube…

  • Liam_McGonagle

    Well, “yes” and “no”.

    A more faithful interpretation of the message from God would read:

    “Glenn, your career ends here. Bye. Love, YWH”

    • GoodDoktorBad

      YWH smash puny Glenn Beck!

  • Liam_McGonagle

    Well, “yes” and “no”.

    A more faithful interpretation of the message from God would read:

    “Glenn, your career ends here. Bye. Love, YWH”

  • Hadrian999

    I’m waiting to find out Beck has been running the worlds longest Andy Kaufman gag

  • Hadrian999

    I’m waiting to find out Beck has been running the worlds longest Andy Kaufman gag

  • Rex Vestri

    You forgot to mention the Koch brothers

  • $927230

    Took him long enough.

  • Anonymous

    Took him long enough.

  • GoodDoktorBad

    Leave Glenn Beck alone -it’s not nice to make fun of the mentally handicapped! Give him some milk and cookies and a nice pat on the head……

    • http://www.nickmeador.org/ ndmeador

      And a lobotomy

    • http://twitter.com/AnitaCigarette Anita Cigarette.

      Don’t forget to highly sedate him. :D

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Siragusa/682282532 Mark Siragusa

        forget about the sedation

  • Anonymous

    Leave Glenn Beck alone -it’s not nice to make fun of the mentally handicapped! Give him some milk and cookies and a nice pat on the head……

  • Anonymous

    Leave Glenn Beck alone -it’s not nice to make fun of the mentally handicapped! Give him some milk and cookies and a nice pat on the head……

  • Anonymous

    YWH smash puny Glenn Beck!

  • gb

    Would someone please stick a pin in Glenn Beck? I have a hunch he would deflate to a microscopic ‘mini-Beck,’ which is just about right!

  • gb

    Would someone please stick a pin in Glenn Beck? I have a hunch he would deflate to a microscopic ‘mini-Beck,’ which is just about right!

  • Darthtim23

    Glenn Beck is a hateful and dangerous moron.
    A religious fundamentalist, he belongs to America’s version of the Taliban: an extended family of medievalistic, paranoid, ill-informed, excessively fearful, bigoted, self righteous zealots.

  • Darthtim23

    Glenn Beck is a hateful and dangerous moron.
    A religious fundamentalist, he belongs to America’s version of the Taliban: an extended family of medievalistic, paranoid, ill-informed, excessively fearful, bigoted, self righteous zealots.

  • hypnos

    I can’t wait until the day people start ignoring this idiot. I see a headline about Glenn Beck said this or that, and I just move right along.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t wait until the day people start ignoring this idiot. I see a headline about Glenn Beck said this or that, and I just move right along.

  • grooveboss

    Yeah a sign from god that its not safe to build there, but not that people are misbehaving. He uses everything to get attention.

  • grooveboss

    Yeah a sign from god that its not safe to build there, but not that people are misbehaving. He uses everything to get attention.

  • Mormonsanta

    A pillar of salt in the wounds…

  • Mormonsanta

    A pillar of salt in the wounds…

  • dumbsaint

    Governor of Tokyo and Nan king denier Shintaro Ishihara made similar comments
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/mar/15/tokyo-governor-tsunami-punishment

  • Anonymous

    Governor of Tokyo and Nan king denier Shintaro Ishihara made similar comments
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/mar/15/tokyo-governor-tsunami-punishment

  • Jgreco831

    This Glenn Beck should be fired or better yet have a earthquake open up under him and he falls 1,000 ft where he can join the devil.

  • Jgreco831

    This Glenn Beck should be fired or better yet have a earthquake open up under him and he falls 1,000 ft where he can join the devil.

  • http://www.nickmeador.org/ ndmeador

    And a lobotomy

  • Redapple

    Dear Glen Beck,
    I just got a massage from your mom and she told me that you were conceived after she sat on a wal-mart toilet seat, urinated, then wiped herself with a dead rat.

  • Redapple

    Dear Glen Beck,
    I just got a massage from your mom and she told me that you were conceived after she sat on a wal-mart toilet seat, urinated, then wiped herself with a dead rat.

  • http://twitter.com/AnitaCigarette Anita Cigarette.

    Glenn Beck is full of himself & he knows that the people who watch his show & listen to him on conservative talk radio also babble incoherently, spewing complete nonsense & fear-mongering. He needs to be removed from the air. His biased opinions are all being pulled out of his ass & he knows there are plenty of idiots like him to support his rich life style. He is another educated idiot, a highly paid jackass. & enough with the Liberal vs. Conservative bullshit. It’s all a farce & they all have tea parties with fine china. *that one is a little tongue in cheek*

  • http://twitter.com/AnitaCigarette Anita Cigarette.

    Glenn Beck is full of himself & he knows that the people who watch his show & listen to him on conservative talk radio also babble incoherently, spewing complete nonsense & fear-mongering. He needs to be removed from the air. His biased opinions are all being pulled out of his ass & he knows there are plenty of idiots like him to support his rich life style. He is another educated idiot, a highly paid jackass. & enough with the Liberal vs. Conservative bullshit. It’s all a farce & they all have tea parties with fine china. *that one is a little tongue in cheek*

  • http://twitter.com/AnitaCigarette Anita Cigarette.

    Glenn Beck is full of himself & he knows that the people who watch his show & listen to him on conservative talk radio also babble incoherently, spewing complete nonsense & instilling fear. I believe that is a form of TERRORISM. He needs to be removed from the air. His biased opinions are all being pulled out of his ass & he knows there are plenty of idiots like him to support his rich life style. He is another educated idiot, a highly paid jackass. & enough with the Liberal vs. Conservative bullshit. It’s all a farce & they all have tea parties with fine china. *that one is a little tongue in cheek*

    • Rubber

      i don’t think he’s educated… does he have a degree of any kind? no clown college doesn’t count ;) he’s just a fucktard with a big mouth and fan clube of gullible dumbasses

  • http://twitter.com/AnitaCigarette Anita Cigarette.

    Don’t forget to highly sedate him. :D

  • Anonymous

    He truly is Satan’s bum-boy.

  • Great_Ape

    He truly is Satan’s bum-boy.

  • REVGREEN

    when is cancer going to step up to the plate with this guy ?

  • REVGREEN

    when is cancer going to step up to the plate with this guy ?

  • justagirl

    that’s the ugliest praying mantis i’ve ever seen. :(

  • justagirl

    that’s the ugliest praying mantis i’ve ever seen. :(

  • Float410

    He should join the Westboro Baptist Church and be done with it. I hate him so much.

  • Float410

    He should join the Westboro Baptist Church and be done with it. I hate him so much.

  • AML

    “and warned people to change their ways…”

    Umm.

    Like not living near dangerous fault lines?

    That’s about the only recommendation Beck could make for change that’s even worth the cost of my home internet monthly service charge that it took for me to read this article and type a reply.

  • AML

    “and warned people to change their ways…”

    Umm.

    Like not living near dangerous fault lines?

    That’s about the only recommendation Beck could make for change that’s even worth the cost of my home internet monthly service charge that it took for me to read this article and type a reply.

  • Rubber

    i don’t think he’s educated… does he have a degree of any kind? no clown college doesn’t count ;) he’s just a fucktard with a big mouth and fan clube of gullible dumbasses

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Siragusa/682282532 Mark Siragusa

    forget about the sedation

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bruce-Miller/100000952005408 Bruce Miller

    Not angry at mankind, Glen, just some arrogant Americans, who in the 1950′s, decided that they were the only folk in the world smart enough to design reactors. These same American savants, know it alls, smart asses, also designed Oldsmobiles, in inches, pounds and ounces. Have you driven one of these lately? Do you realize the rest of the world is metric, speaks multiple languages?
    Check Tsinghua University, China, site, look for pebble bed gas reactors, then talk. They have one, at least of these safer, cheaper, by design, reactors, up and running as we speak. Where is the American equivalent?A secret? A Corporate secret? A patent secret? Bull Shiite!
    Be reminded, China invests, as we speak, Billions of Yuan, not in trouncing Iraq, as a party-favor to the Saudi princes, but for research into Thorium fueled, safer, cleaner, cheaper, reactors.
    A close look at America will reveal, that perhaps, the American people, proletariat, precariat, peons, patriots, folk, have lost favor with God, and are falling away from his clear, concise, simple, easy to understand commandments? Did the greatest in history, Hollywood propaganda machine have anything to do with this? Glen, Preach this!
    Glen, Christ had severe stipulations about material wealth, requirements, before taking up His cross, before following Him. My bet is, very few in the Republican party want to hear this.
    Glen, it takes a very special, American brand, of narcissism to assume that God speaks directly to you. Why not to a Rabbi, a Priest, The Pope, a Minister, a Nun, or, as in the Catholic tradition, to simple children, playing in a field?
    Glen, we all understand the hubris behind your claim, and yes, mankind, especially the Uber-Rich of the Republican party, needs admonitions from time to time as do the dividend collectors of the world. Please, narrow your brush-strokes, comment more specifically on those who do harm to others from the Biblical perspective. Be more specific, if you can, and place the blame for much of the world’s problems on the Capitalist, Corporatist, Corpocracy/Plutocracy your own America has substituted for her Democracy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bruce-Miller/100000952005408 Bruce Miller

    Not angry at mankind, Glen, just some arrogant Americans, who in the 1950′s, decided that they were the only folk in the world smart enough to design reactors. These same American savants, know it alls, smart asses, also designed Oldsmobiles, in inches, pounds and ounces. Have you driven one of these lately? Do you realize the rest of the world is metric, speaks multiple languages?
    Check Tsinghua University, China, site, look for pebble bed gas reactors, then talk. They have one, at least of these safer, cheaper, by design, reactors, up and running as we speak. Where is the American equivalent?A secret? A Corporate secret? A patent secret? Bull Shiite!
    Be reminded, China invests, as we speak, Billions of Yuan, not in trouncing Iraq, as a party-favor to the Saudi princes, but for research into Thorium fueled, safer, cleaner, cheaper, reactors.
    A close look at America will reveal, that perhaps, the American people, proletariat, precariat, peons, patriots, folk, have lost favor with God, and are falling away from his clear, concise, simple, easy to understand commandments? Did the greatest in history, Hollywood propaganda machine have anything to do with this? Glen, Preach this!
    Glen, Christ had severe stipulations about material wealth, requirements, before taking up His cross, before following Him. My bet is, very few in the Republican party want to hear this.
    Glen, it takes a very special, American brand, of narcissism to assume that God speaks directly to you. Why not to a Rabbi, a Priest, The Pope, a Minister, a Nun, or, as in the Catholic tradition, to simple children, playing in a field?
    Glen, we all understand the hubris behind your claim, and yes, mankind, especially the Uber-Rich of the Republican party, needs admonitions from time to time as do the dividend collectors of the world. Please, narrow your brush-strokes, comment more specifically on those who do harm to others from the Biblical perspective. Be more specific, if you can, and place the blame for much of the world’s problems on the Capitalist, Corporatist, Corpocracy/Plutocracy your own America has substituted for her Democracy.

    • Nnizy

      Wow, you’re all over the place. But let’s just focus on nuclear power. If it hadn’t been for the anti-capitalist, mad at their parents, spoiled brats of the 60′s, who are now THE MAN that they organized and protested against in their college age years, we would have been building and refining the designs of nuclear plants, and I am convinced would have more than half of our power from this source. It was their chicken little irrationalism, not some great conspiracy. But, you go on with your conspiracy theories like…….hey, like GLenn Beck. You two have a lot in common.

      • Andrew

        So which of Beck’s conspiracy theories do you disagree with?

  • Lonnieblakley

    When I first heard about Japan I wondered who would be the first A@% Hole to weld the GOD sword. When disaster hits Christian areas its “Oh god is testing us” , if you don’t believe in god it “God hates you”. With a friend like god I don’t need any enemy’s. God is punishing us. After all he gave up Glen Beck, Rush Limburger, Sarah Painintheassin, Dick head Chainaroundournecks and George ScrewthemallintheBush.

  • Lonnieblakley

    When I first heard about Japan I wondered who would be the first A@% Hole to weld the GOD sword. When disaster hits Christian areas its “Oh god is testing us” , if you don’t believe in god it “God hates you”. With a friend like god I don’t need any enemy’s. God is punishing us. After all he gave up Glen Beck, Rush Limburger, Sarah Painintheassin, Dick head Chainaroundournecks and George ScrewthemallintheBush.

  • bindii

    God is angry about the Japanese whaling industry “research”

  • bindii

    God is angry about the Japanese whaling industry “research”

  • Nnizy

    Your toast in the morning is a message from God. The next breath you take is a message from God, and of course the Japan quake is a message from God. You don’t see the message? I’ll pray for you.

  • Nnizy

    Your toast in the morning is a message from God. The next breath you take is a message from God, and of course the Japan quake is a message from God. You don’t see the message? I’ll pray for you.

    • Andrew

      Why merely pray for us when you could easily outline what the message is?

  • Nnizy

    Wow, you’re all over the place. But let’s just focus on nuclear power. If it hadn’t been for the anti-capitalist, mad at their parents, spoiled brats of the 60′s, who are now THE MAN that they organized and protested against in their college age years, we would have been building and refining the designs of nuclear plants, and I am convinced would have more than half of our power from this source. It was their chicken little irrationalism, not some great conspiracy. But, you go on with your conspiracy theories like…….hey, like GLenn Beck. You two have a lot in common.

  • Andrew

    Why merely pray for us when you could easily outline what the message is?

  • Andrew

    So which of Beck’s conspiracy theories do you disagree with?

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