North Carolina Man Gets High On Fake Weed, Leads Cops On Chase To Save Girlfriend From Aliens, That Dr. Phil Told Him About…

Mr Nice GuyShelley Smith writes in the Salisbury Post:

The man who led deputies on a high-speed chase across northern and eastern Rowan County last night told authorities the reason he fled from officers at speeds up to 120 mph was because as he was watching television, Dr. Phil told him in a high-pitched voice that America was under an alien invasion. He told officers he drove off to save his girlfriend, authorities reported today.

Richard Donald Blanscet, 21, of 170 Sailboat Drive, was arrested after the chase, and admitted to smoking a synthetic marijuana – Mr. Nice Guy Herbal Smoke Blend – before the chase ensued. He was charged with driving while impaired, felony speeding to elude arrest and resisting a public officer. He was given a $2,500 secured bond.

Authorities said Deputy Josh McHone was dispatched to Blanscet’s home around 7:45 last night to assist fire and EMS with a combative patient who had consumed an unknown substance. The report did not indicate how the initial call came in.

Read More: Salisbury Post

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  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Yeah, it turns out that stuff’ll make you hallucinate.

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Yeah, it turns out that stuff’ll make you hallucinate.

  • Anonymous

    Proven safe and effective since the dawn of man, Cannabis!*

    *Cannabis is available only through the black market in most areas. In some localities Cannabis may be purchased through gray area stores operating under compassionate use law

  • MoralDrift

    Proven safe and effective since the dawn of man, Cannabis!*

    *Cannabis is available only through the black market in most areas. In some localities Cannabis may be purchased through gray area stores operating under compassionate use law

  • DeepCough

    Gee, who’d've thunk it that FAKE WEED would be bad for you?

  • DeepCough

    Gee, who’d've thunk it that FAKE WEED would be bad for you?

  • WhiteRose

    Driving under the influence of aliens, let me guess his name was Mr. Nice Guy?

  • WhiteRose

    Driving under the influence of aliens, let me guess his name was Mr. Nice Guy?

  • Anonymous

    I kinda want to try some. Hey, at least it isn’t bath salts.

  • dumbsaint

    I kinda want to try some. Hey, at least it isn’t bath salts.