Sammy Hagar Abducted By Aliens

SammyHagarIs revealing that he was abducted by aliens a good career move by Sammy Hagar, the sometime Van Halen frontman? This interview with Eric Spitznagel for MTV Hive will probably move a few copies of his new book Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock, at least!

Okay, let’s just cut to the chase. I’m just going to come out and ask it. Have you ever been abducted by aliens?

I think I have.

What? Really? I was kidding. You seriously believe that?

[Laughs.] Now you’re making me sound like a crazy person.

How is that crazy? I wasn’t there, I don’t know what happened to you.

Remember the story in the book, where I have a dream about being contacted by aliens in the foothills above Fontana?

Yeah, yeah, I’ve got the page right here. “I saw a ship and two creatures inside of this ship… And they were connected to me, tapped into my mind through some kind of mysterious wireless connection.” You’re telling me that wasn’t a dream?

That’s right. It was real. [Aliens] were plugged into me. It was a download situation. This was long before computers or any kind of wireless. There weren’t even wireless telephones. Looking back now, it was like, “Fuck, they downloaded something into me!” Or they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment. “See what this guy knows.”…

Read the whole interview at MTV Hive.

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  • Ironaddict06

    Interesting.

  • Ironaddict06

    Interesting.

  • dumbsaint

    Odd question to hear from Disinfo! Didn’t seem to hurt Grant Morrison all that much.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyfXUe3w73o

    • http://disinfo.com/ Majestic

      Haha – yes point taken! Grant M at disinfo.con was brilliant. But maybe his audience is a trifle different than Hagar’s?

  • Anonymous

    Odd question to hear from Disinfo! Didn’t seem to hurt Grant Morrison all that much.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyfXUe3w73o

  • Anonymous

    Odd question to hear from Disinfo! Didn’t seem to hurt Grant Morrison all that much.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyfXUe3w73o

  • Anonymous

    Odd question to hear from Disinfo! Didn’t seem to hurt Grant Morrison all that much.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyfXUe3w73o

  • Kali23Yuga

    LSD is a hell of a drug.

  • Kali23Yuga

    LSD is a hell of a drug.

  • Kali23Yuga

    LSD is a hell of a drug.

  • http://disinfo.com Majestic

    Haha – yes point taken! Grant M at disinfo.con was brilliant. But maybe his audience is a trifle different than Hagar’s?

  • John Gillanders

    What’s interesting about this, is that he doesn’t want to talk about it, and obviously had a lot more to say, but didn’t want to sound like a lunatic. He could have written an entire book about it. The interviewer tries not to mock him, but kind of does anyway. And, that’s what you run into with this kind of thing. It happens to a lot more people than would ever admit it. Which throws a huge wrench into the scientific atheist perspective, which tells us that people believe in these things out of wish fulfillment. Sure for some people, but you can say the exact same thing about religion or materialism, and these are things that our culture strongly encourages. Most people who this shit happens to, really don’t want to believe in it and won’t even talk about it because our culture tells them it’s “crazy”. People inherently want to fit in. Atheists really want to believe there’s nothing here, and it can all be categorized as crazy or feeble minded. Good luck getting any kind of study about this aspect of human psychology funded in any major institution. It’s untouchable. Clearly the best way to solve a quandary is to pretend it doesn’t exist. Sammy Hagar might be a dumbass, but doesn’t strike me as nuts.

    Kudos for risking the mockery and coming out of the closet.

  • John Gillanders

    What’s interesting about this, is that he doesn’t want to talk about it, and obviously had a lot more to say, but didn’t want to sound like a lunatic. He could have written an entire book about it. The interviewer tries not to mock him, but kind of does anyway. And, that’s what you run into with this kind of thing. It happens to a lot more people than would ever admit it. Which throws a huge wrench into the scientific atheist perspective, which tells us that people believe in these things out of wish fulfillment. Sure for some people, but you can say the exact same thing about religion or materialism, and these are things that our culture strongly encourages. Most people who this shit happens to, really don’t want to believe in it and won’t even talk about it because our culture tells them it’s “crazy”. People inherently want to fit in. Atheists really want to believe there’s nothing here, and it can all be categorized as crazy or feeble minded. Good luck getting any kind of study about this aspect of human psychology funded in any major institution. It’s untouchable. Clearly the best way to solve a quandary is to pretend it doesn’t exist. Sammy Hagar might be a dumbass, but doesn’t strike me as nuts.

    Kudos for risking the mockery and coming out of the closet.

  • GoodDoktorBad

    “some kind of alien waits for an opening -simply pulls a string” and downloads your brain……

  • Anonymous

    “some kind of alien waits for an opening -simply pulls a string” and downloads your brain……

  • http://strictlyapathy.comoj.com/ SoulArbiter

    Always good for a laugh, Hagar!

  • http://strictlyapathy.comoj.com SoulArbiter

    Always good for a laugh, Hagar!

  • Tommytwotone

    This is your brain… this is your brain on drugs…

  • Tommytwotone

    This is your brain… this is your brain on drugs…

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