Company To Provide You With Fake Girlfriend On Facebook

4664624124_d6880c8e49Need an imaginary girlfriend on Facebook to hide the fact that you are alone? Cloud Girlfriend will do all the legwork (a profile, photos, wall posts, conversation, etc.). I recommend making yours a marine biologist/ballet dancer who lives in Canada. AOL News reports:

That’s what startup Cloud Girlfriend promises, although your friends on Facebook will never know it. The new Internet company helps guys who aren’t ready to admit, at least online, that they don’t have a significant other.

The new service allows users to create the perfect girlfriend who will write on your Facebook wall and otherwise make her ghostly presence known through social media.

Cloud Girlfriend has yet to officially launch, but the site is already generating overwhelming interest, advising visitors to “register early to get in line.”

According to the site, signing up is easy as:

“Step 1: Define your perfect girlfriend. Step 2: We bring her into existence. Step 3: Connect and interact with her publicly on your favorite social network. Step 4: Enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl.”

Similar services have prospered in Japan, [says] Technology Review’s Christopher Mims.

23 Comments on "Company To Provide You With Fake Girlfriend On Facebook"

  1. pathetic

  2. pathetic

  3. Ranandar | Apr 1, 2011 at 7:11 pm |

    Maybe you would like to be my FBGF?

  4. Cheese at its finest. Although it would be pretty pimp to create a bunch of girlfriends to swoon over you on FB. Get all the real girls you yearn for jealous.

  5. Cheese at its finest. Although it would be pretty pimp to create a bunch of girlfriends to swoon over you on FB. Get all the real girls you yearn for jealous.

  6. So now you can not only be single, but remain single because any woman you meet who is interested in you will think you are a two-timing pig when she stumbles across your facebook profile and thinks you are trying to cheat. Anything to soothe the hungry ego though, even at the expense of real progress. Big surprise.

  7. So now you can not only be single, but remain single because any woman you meet who is interested in you will think you are a two-timing pig when she stumbles across your facebook profile and thinks you are trying to cheat. Anything to soothe the hungry ego though, even at the expense of real progress. Big surprise.

    • Χικιλις Σκατοκοπρια | Apr 1, 2011 at 3:28 pm |

      No—is wrong perspetif from which to view. You may always klaim to noo girlsfrend that Fazebook person is merely CIA plant tying for to blough your top secret cover. Lemons to lemonaïde, my frend! 😉

      • Юрий Раедрастаков | Apr 1, 2011 at 5:08 pm |

        Da – is very tactistically effektiv opportunity not to be dismissed.

      • Haystack | Apr 2, 2011 at 4:17 pm |

        There’a thought — can you use this to create fake girlfriends for your married enemies?

    • exactly, right?

  8. Χικιλις Σκατοκοπρια | Apr 1, 2011 at 7:28 pm |

    No—is wrong perspetif from which to view. You may always klaim to noo girlsfrend that Fazebook person is merely CIA plant tying for to blough your top secret cover. Lemons to lemonaïde, my frend! 😉

  9. Юрий Раедрастаков | Apr 1, 2011 at 9:08 pm |

    Da – is very tactistically effektiv opportunity not to be dismissed.

  10. Kali23Yuga | Apr 1, 2011 at 11:15 pm |

    foreveralone.jpg

  11. Kali23Yuga | Apr 1, 2011 at 7:15 pm |

    foreveralone.jpg

  12. ArgosyJones | Apr 2, 2011 at 5:14 am |

    happy april fools day, dipshits.

  13. ArgosyJones | Apr 2, 2011 at 1:14 am |

    happy april fools day, dipshits.

  14. DeepCough | Apr 2, 2011 at 4:38 pm |

    Ain’t this just a tad redundant, what with the fact that most of the “friends” you have on Facebook are fake anyhow?

  15. DeepCough | Apr 2, 2011 at 12:38 pm |

    Ain’t this just a tad redundant, what with the fact that most of the “friends” you have on Facebook are fake anyhow?

  16. Haystack | Apr 2, 2011 at 8:17 pm |

    There’a thought — can you use this to create fake girlfriends for your married enemies?

  17. TITSFUCKMC'GEE | Apr 3, 2011 at 3:53 am |

    FUCK YUR SHITFCK’N ASS-WIPE’N FACE

  18. exactly, right?

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