• Runningdragon

    Trumped.

  • Runningdragon

    Trumped.

  • Glennbeckisgod

    not so fast….why are 18b and 19b different? ima gonna call trump right now, something ain’t right…

  • Glennbeckisgod

    not so fast….why are 18b and 19b different? ima gonna call trump right now, something ain’t right…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EAPUJHWIYQJWKN7HUCSCVHKVTQ David Meadows

    Even if they had a video out of him being born in Hawaii, it would still be an issue to them. He has many reasons why you shouldn’t like him, this is not one of them.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EAPUJHWIYQJWKN7HUCSCVHKVTQ David Meadows

    Even if they had a video out of him being born in Hawaii, it would still be an issue to them. He has many reasons why you shouldn’t like him, this is not one of them.

    • Liam_McGonagle

      This isn’t intended to address the “Birthers”; it’s intended to stoke up the Democratic base.

      Nobody with two active brain cells to rub together doubts that the man was born in the U.S.A. However, many people, with good reason, doubt that Obama has any credibility, after half a term that served as a great big “Fuck You” to all the activists who helped get him elected. Outright lies about Afghanistan, Iraq, Guantanamo, the PATRIOT Act, tax policy, DODT, etc., etc. mean that Obama’s only hope of capturing the nomination for 2012 is to whip up the Right Wing into such an embarrassing frenzy of xenophobic racism that the “Left” are unlikely to pay much attention to Obama’s own complete inadequacy.

      The sham-like “cleverness” of transparent PR moves like this are, apparently, the only thing that keep Obama from hanging himself in abject shame for betraying the American people.

      • Rheokhu

        Compounding the tragicomedy is the fact that the rival gang of whores competing for the winner’s share of the bribe money can’t challenge him on issues that matter… Afghanistan, Iraq, Guantanamo, the PATRIOT Act, tax policy, DODT, DOMA, ENDT, etc. They cannot honestly claim that policy differences exist anymore; this is all they have left. The race card is all the Republicans have with which to distinguish themselves from today’s conservative Democrats.

  • Josie2772

    Oh get a bloody life he was not born in bloody Honolulu. fact! Anyway there were loads of birth certificate proved to be fake. Who better to have one faked than the pigeon that has been groomed for the job since he was at uni? Barry Setoro is his real name get over it, he shouldn’t be president of K-Mart let alone a stoppy teenager like the USA :)

  • Josie2772

    Oh get a bloody life he was not born in bloody Honolulu. fact! Anyway there were loads of birth certificate proved to be fake. Who better to have one faked than the pigeon that has been groomed for the job since he was at uni? Barry Setoro is his real name get over it, he shouldn’t be president of K-Mart let alone a stoppy teenager like the USA :)

    • Andrew

      You wouldn’t believe it if the afterbirth fell on your face. Fact!

    • Tuna Ghost

      I have a bridge for sale, right in Brooklyn. You can have it for cheap. Fact!

      • Jillp

        You may have to settle for some sloppy head in exchange for the bridge, you are dealing with birther here

  • Andrew

    You wouldn’t believe it if the afterbirth fell on your face. Fact!

  • br0wnb3rry

    omg there are X’s over twin and triplet!

    The CIA must just make back up’s then and store them in Underground Military Bases till they are ripe. :)

    …or this is all just smoke and mirrors so we forget that WWIII has started and we don’t prepare till it’s to late to stop it and the governments of the world can continue to kill off the people who want real change.

  • br0wnb3rry

    omg there are X’s over twin and triplet!

    The CIA must just make back up’s then and store them in Underground Military Bases till they are ripe. :)

    …or this is all just smoke and mirrors so we forget that WWIII has started and we don’t prepare till it’s to late to stop it and the governments of the world can continue to kill off the people who want real change.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ItsHowie HF

    you don think they have the ability of forging that document? its a fucking sheet of paper. The government’s best skill is deceit.

  • br0wnb3rry

    omg there are X’s over twin and triplet!

    The CIA must just make back up’s then and store them in Underground Military Bases till they are ripe. :)

    …or this is all just smoke and mirrors so we forget that WWIII has started and we don’t prepare till it’s to late to stop it and the governments of the world can continue to kill off the people who want real change.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ItsHowie HF

    you don think they have the ability of forging that document? its a fucking sheet of paper. The government’s best skill is deceit.

    • ewop07

      spoken like a true Ass

      • psychegram

        Because, you know, they’d never forge something like this. And it would be just oh, so difficult. I mean you’d have to be like, the CIA or something, to pull that off. Oh wait….

        • Andrew

          No, they’d never forge something like this because there’d be no reason to. The powers that be find the Imperial Presidency too useful in taking away Americans’ rights, and they would never jeopardize it by installing a non-citizen in the office. There are plenty of native-born African-Americans like Obama who can talk progressive while walking plutocratic, why would they ever choose someone from Kenya? They wouldn’t, and there’s no evidence they did.

          • psychegram

            Of course, you’re right … it’s a very useful office to TPTB. And I furthermore agree (for the record) that there’s a whole shopping bill of reasons to find fault with Obama that have absolutely nothing to do with his country of birth. And I ALSO agree that this smells like a big wet mackerel of a media distraction. All that said, a forgery would be child’s play, and as to why? Only reason I can think of (and it’s a stretch) is to eliminate the ‘must be a natural-born citizen’ requirement … although as you point out, there’s no difficulty in finding globalist stooges who meet that already. So yeah, this is a sideshow (I mean, the ‘it’s a forgery’ retort was obvious … no birther was or can be convinced by this. Non-birthers don’t need to be convinced. Which you’d think they’d realize. And certainly do. Hence: it’s a deliberate side-show.)

    • Tuna Ghost

      Way to admit that no document will ever make you believe a black guy can ever really be President

  • Liam_McGonagle

    This isn’t intended to address the “Birthers”; it’s intended to stoke up the Democratic base.

    Nobody with two active brain cells to rub together doubts that the man was born in the U.S.A. However, many people, with good reason, doubt that Obama has any credibility, after half a term that served as a great big “Fuck You” to all the activists who helped get him elected. Outright lies about Afghanistan, Iraq, Guantanamo, the PATRIOT Act, tax policy, DODT, etc., etc. mean that Obama’s only hope of capturing the nomination for 2012 is to whip up the Right Wing into such an embarrassing frenzy of xenophobic racism that the “Left” are unlikely to pay much attention to Obama’s own complete inadequacy.

    The sham-like “cleverness” of transparent PR moves like this are, apparently, the only thing that keep Obama from hanging himself in abject shame for betraying the American people.

  • Anonymous

    Compounding the tragicomedy is the fact that the rival gang of whores competing for the winner’s share of the bribe money can’t challenge him on issues that matter… Afghanistan, Iraq, Guantanamo, the PATRIOT Act, tax policy, DODT, NOMA, ENDT, etc. They cannot honestly claim that policy differences exist anymore; this is all they have left. The race card is all the Republicans have with which to distinguish themselves from today’s conservative Democrats.

  • justagirl

    ? stanley ?

  • justagirl

    ? stanley ?

  • Grooveboss

    Hussein? oh no he is a double agent of islam

  • Grooveboss

    Hussein? oh no he is a double agent of islam

  • jelyfish

    uhmm I didn’t buy into the birther hype, but the White House released a clearly doctored document. lmao -Official release here http://whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf -pdf shown here has been cropped.

  • jelyfish

    uhmm I didn’t buy into the birther hype, but the White House released a clearly doctored document. lmao -Official release here http://whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf -pdf shown here has been cropped.

    • jelyfish

      Wow -zoom in on pdf and you can see white space surrounding letters. This is crazy lol.

  • jelyfish

    Wow -zoom in on pdf and you can see white space surrounding letters. This is crazy lol.

  • Tuna Ghost

    I have a bridge for sale, right in Brooklyn. You can have it for cheap. Fact!

  • Voidthought

    Took long enough to “find it”.

  • Voidthought

    Took long enough to “find it”.

    • Drinky McGee

      His birth certificate was released over two years ago. Be honest, did you even know that a “long form” birth certificate existed before these delusional turds started making a ruckus? I know I didn’t. It’s just another version of what we already had. Maybe there’s a long long form we can ask for next.

      • Tuna Ghost

        Nah, it’ll take a time machine to transport every single waterhead back in time to his birth. And then the questions of whether or not they were taken to a parallel universe and not our universe after all will began, and we’ll just have to punch each one in the dick

  • MrPINKi

    This won’t be the end and will continue to flood the media. FACT!

  • MrPINKi

    This won’t be the end and will continue to flood the media. FACT!

  • Drinky McGee

    I didn’t know they issued birth certificates IN THE DRACO CONSTELLATION!!!

  • Drinky McGee

    I didn’t know they issued birth certificates IN THE DRACO CONSTELLATION!!!

  • BillHicks2011

    http://www.infowars.com/obama-birth-certificate-raises-as-many-questions-as-it-answers/
    Obama Birth Certificate Raises As Many Questions As It Answers.

    • Andrew

      Wow, what bullshit. “…a PDF file put out directly by the Obama administration itself isn’t going to make the furore die down at all, and will only lead to claims that the document is a carefully crafted fake,” they say, as if they aren’t the very ones making the claim and stoking the furor.

      And the Smoking Gun article they link to: “David A. Sinclair, the M.D. who purportedly signed the document, died nearly eight years ago at age 81. So he is conveniently unavailable to answer questions about Obama’s reported birth.” The fact that the guy didn’t make it to 89 is fishy? And the registrar’s real name is supposed to be “Ukulele?” Please. I think the Smoking Gun is having fun and Infowars fell for it.

    • Tuna Ghost

      Because Racist A-holes Simply Won’t Believe A Black Dude Is Truly The President, Regardless Of The Evidence

  • BillHicks2011

    http://www.infowars.com/obama-birth-certificate-raises-as-many-questions-as-it-answers/
    Obama Birth Certificate Raises As Many Questions As It Answers.

  • BillHicks2011

    ” Despite some political commentators insisting that the White House release of what it claims to be Barack Obama’s long form birth certificate represents the end of the “crazy birther fringe” movement, those who most fiercely pushed doubts surrounding the president’s eligibility are not convinced.
    While presumptive Republican candidate Donald Trump welcomed the release of the document, he was quick to cast suspicion as to why it took so long and if the certificate was even genuine.
    Trump said it was “amazing” that the document surfaced “all of a sudden” after he had begun asking questions about the controversy, adding that the certificate should be analyzed to determine its authenticity.”

    http://www.infowars.com/obama-birth-certificate-raises-as-many-questions-as-it-answers/

    • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

      somehow I don’t think Bill Hicks would be a truther or an alex jones fan.

      • psychegram

        Somehow I think you’re an idiot. This is the same Bill Hicks who went out of his way every show to remind people that JFK was offed by the power structure? The same Bill Hicks who included in that bit the delightful, “Now I know to anyone who might dabble in physics that….” The same Bill Hicks who told the whole country over and over what he saw happen at Waco? Nawww, Bill Hicks would totally be all, “9/11 was Osama bin Laden, your government loves you, go back to sleep America.” Actually he would but he’d be being sarcastic.

        • Drinky McGee

          You’re absolutely right. Bill Hicks was a complete idiot when it came to a lot of things.

        • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

          Yes, you listed you actual important things that he cared about. I may be idealizing Mr. Hicks, but I’d expect him focusing on more important things such as the illegal wars, and I’d think he would be smart enough to see through the Alex Jones facade.

          I really don’t think of him as someone who tries to use a consitutionalist argument attempting to impeach the president on whether or not he was actually born on an island included in the United States.

          The specific origins of Obama don’t matter, he’s another handled candidate created to push other people’s policies, which the US citizens did not vote for. As long as republicans and democrats continue to be elected mindlessly, the same results will happen.

          Using Hick’s name implying that he would get caught up in the stupid is insulting.

          • BrianApocalypse

            Do you know there are people who believe that Bill Hicks *IS* Alex Jones??

          • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

            Haha thats really funny. That’d actually give me alot of respect for Alex Hicks (bill jones?) if he actually pulled something like that off.

          • BrianApocalypse

            If he did, personally I think the joke is wearing very thin now!

            Come on Bill! Admit it already! This “Jones” character you created is getting really irritating now!

          • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

            Shit I’d just be happy to have the real Hicks alive and kicking. We lost Carlin too…we’re almost completely tapped out for brutally direct comic commentary that doesn’t even try to be “fair and balanced” but just calls it as it is.

        • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

          Mostly true…but if he watched the Alex Jones show for awhile…he’d also probably notice that after a decade of bird flu and swine flu and vaccines…we’re all still here…not buried in mass graves…and call bullshit on it. What I loved about Hicks was that he was a two edged sword…it cut both ways, no survivors, no sacred cows, no limits or boundaries. His skepticism was a weapon he tried to share, and if Hicks and Jones have one key difference…one was making money by making you laugh and hopefully dream of better…and the other is making money selling fear and nightmares of worse to come. Do you see the world through the ‘eyes of fear’…or through the ‘eyes of love’? If its the latter, you’re with Hicks…if its the former…its Jones.

    • Tuna Ghost

      “Trump then admitted that, in all likelihood, no document would ever satisfy him, and that he will continue to keep this ‘Show Me Your Papers, Boy’ racist bunk going at all costs”. Man I can’t believe he came right out and said that, but kudos for being honest

  • BillHicks2011

    ” Despite some political commentators insisting that the White House release of what it claims to be Barack Obama’s long form birth certificate represents the end of the “crazy birther fringe” movement, those who most fiercely pushed doubts surrounding the president’s eligibility are not convinced.
    While presumptive Republican candidate Donald Trump welcomed the release of the document, he was quick to cast suspicion as to why it took so long and if the certificate was even genuine.
    Trump said it was “amazing” that the document surfaced “all of a sudden” after he had begun asking questions about the controversy, adding that the certificate should be analyzed to determine its authenticity.”

    http://www.infowars.com/obama-birth-certificate-raises-as-many-questions-as-it-answers/

  • Anonymous

    spoken like a true Ass

  • dumbsaint

    This whole affair stunk of thinly veiled racism since it started, it’s shocking that anyone taking it seriously was tolerated. What the fuck does a birth certificate have to do with someone’s ability to run a country anyway? I know there’s a requirement for someone to be eligible but the guys clearly an American. The fact that these retards can’t take him at his word is shameful. Worse he had to go out of his way to placate this horseshit.

    • Dgsd

       You’re a dipshit. Have fun ‘taking peoples word’, tool.

  • Anonymous

    This whole affair stunk of thinly veiled racism since it started, it’s shocking that anyone taking it seriously was tolerated. What the fuck does a birth certificate have to do with someone’s ability to run a country anyway? The guys clearly American

  • Jillp

    You may have to settle for some sloppy head in exchange for the bridge, you are dealing with birther here

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    somehow I don’t think Bill Hicks would be a truther or an alex jones fan.

  • psychegram

    Somehow I think you’re an idiot. This is the same Bill Hicks who went out of his way every show to remind people that JFK was offed by the power structure? The same Bill Hicks who included in that bit the delightful, “Now I know to anyone who might dabble in physics that….” The same Bill Hicks who told the whole country over and over what he saw happen at Waco? Nawww, Bill Hicks would totally be all, “9/11 was Osama bin Laden, your government loves you, go back to sleep America.” Actually he would but he’d be being sarcastic.

  • psychegram

    Because, you know, they’d never forge something like this. And it would be just oh, so difficult. I mean you’d have to be like, the CIA or something, to pull that off. Oh wait….

  • Drinky McGee

    You’re absolutely right. Bill Hicks was a complete idiot when it came to a lot of things.

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Yes, you listed you actual important things that he cared about. I may be idealizing Mr. Hicks, but I’d expect him focusing on more important things such as the illegal wars, and I’d think he would be smart enough to see through the Alex Jones facade.

    I really don’t think of him as someone who tries to use a consitutionalist argument attempting to impeach the president on whether or not he was actually born on an island included in the United States.

    The specific origins of Obama don’t matter, he’s another handled candidate created to push other people’s policies, which the US citizens did not vote for. As long as republicans and democrats continue to be elected mindlessly, the same results will happen.

    Using Hick’s name implying that he would get caught up in the stupid is insulting.

  • Drinky McGee

    His birth certificate was released over two years ago. Be honest, did you even know that a “long form” birth certificate existed before these delusional turds started making a ruckus? I know I didn’t. It’s just another version of what we already had. Maybe there’s a long long form we can ask for next.

  • Andrew

    No, they’d never forge something like this because there’d be no reason to. The powers that be find the Imperial Presidency too useful in taking away Americans’ rights, and they would never jeopardize it by installing a non-citizen in the office. There are plenty of native-born African-Americans like Obama who can talk progressive while walking plutocratic, why would they ever choose someone from Kenya? They wouldn’t, and there’s no evidence they did.

  • Andrew

    Wow, what bullshit. “…a PDF file put out directly by the Obama administration itself isn’t going to make the furore die down at all, and will only lead to claims that the document is a carefully crafted fake,” they say, as if they aren’t the very ones making the claim and stoking the furor.

    And the Smoking Gun article they link to: “David A. Sinclair, the M.D. who purportedly signed the document, died nearly eight years ago at age 81. So he is conveniently unavailable to answer questions about Obama’s reported birth.” The fact that the guy didn’t make it to 89 is fishy? And the registrar’s real name is supposed to be “Ukulele?” Please. I think the Smoking Gun is having fun and Infowars fell for it.

  • Tuna Ghost

    Way to admit that no document will ever make you believe a black guy can ever really be President

  • Tuna Ghost

    “Trump then admitted that, in all likelihood, no document would ever satisfy him, and that he will continue to keep this ‘Show Me Your Papers, Boy’ racist bunk going at all costs”. Man I can’t believe he came right out and said that, but kudos for being honest

  • Tuna Ghost

    Because Racist A-holes Simply Won’t Believe A Black Dude Is Truly The President, Regardless Of The Evidence

  • Tuna Ghost

    Nah, it’ll take a time machine to transport every single waterhead back in time to his birth. And then the questions of whether or not they were taken to a parallel universe and not our universe after all will began, and we’ll just have to punch each one in the dick

  • Tuna Ghost

    OBAMA IS A JEW SPACE LIZARD FROM TEH SIRIUS CONSTELLATION, READ MY SPEELLING ERROR RIDDEN BLOG FOR EVIDENCE

    http://www.imafuckingidiot.blogspot.com

  • Tuna Ghost

    OBAMA IS A JEW SPACE LIZARD FROM TEH SIRIUS CONSTELLATION, READ MY SPEELLING ERROR RIDDEN BLOG FOR EVIDENCE

    http://www.imafuckingidiot.blogspot.com

  • Anonymous

    Do you know there are people who believe that Bill Hicks *IS* Alex Jones??

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Haha thats really funny. That’d actually give me alot of respect for Alex Hicks (bill jones?) if he actually pulled something like that off.

  • SandyBeach 57

    If he wasn’t a US CITIZEN he never would have been able to become a Senator/……………………

  • SandyBeach 57

    If he wasn’t a US CITIZEN he never would have been able to become a Senator/……………………

  • Anonymous

    If he did, personally I think the joke is wearing very thin now!

    Come on Bill! Admit it already! This “Jones” character you created is getting really irritating now!

  • psychegram

    Of course, you’re right … it’s a very useful office to TPTB. And I furthermore agree (for the record) that there’s a whole shopping bill of reasons to find fault with Obama that have absolutely nothing to do with his country of birth. And I ALSO agree that this smells like a big wet mackerel of a media distraction. All that said, a forgery would be child’s play, and as to why? Only reason I can think of (and it’s a stretch) is to eliminate the ‘must be a natural-born citizen’ requirement … although as you point out, there’s no difficulty in finding globalist stooges who meet that already. So yeah, this is a sideshow (I mean, the ‘it’s a forgery’ retort was obvious … no birther was or can be convinced by this. Non-birthers don’t need to be convinced. Which you’d think they’d realize. And certainly do. Hence: it’s a deliberate side-show.)

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    Shit I’d just be happy to have the real Hicks alive and kicking. We lost Carlin too…we’re almost completely tapped out for brutally direct comic commentary that doesn’t even try to be “fair and balanced” but just calls it as it is.

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    Mostly true…but if he watched the Alex Jones show for awhile…he’d also probably notice that after a decade of bird flu and swine flu and vaccines…we’re all still here…not buried in mass graves…and call bullshit on it. What I loved about Hicks was that he was a two edged sword…it cut both ways, no survivors, no sacred cows, no limits or boundaries. His skepticism was a weapon he tried to share, and if Hicks and Jones have one key difference…one was making money by making you laugh and hopefully dream of better…and the other is making money selling fear and nightmares of worse to come. Do you see the world through the ‘eyes of fear’…or through the ‘eyes of love’? If its the latter, you’re with Hicks…if its the former…its Jones.

  • Germanguy202

    what now bitch

  • Germanguy202

    what now bitch

  • Dgsd

     You’re a dipshit. Have fun ‘taking peoples word’, tool.