Obama Releases Long-Form Birth Certificate

Do you think this will stop the “birthers” from doubting President Obama?

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  1. Runningdragon | Apr 27, 2011 at 2:29 pm |

    Trumped.

  2. Runningdragon | Apr 27, 2011 at 10:29 am |

    Trumped.

  3. Glennbeckisgod | Apr 27, 2011 at 2:34 pm |

    not so fast….why are 18b and 19b different? ima gonna call trump right now, something ain’t right…

  4. Glennbeckisgod | Apr 27, 2011 at 10:34 am |

    not so fast….why are 18b and 19b different? ima gonna call trump right now, something ain’t right…

  5. Even if they had a video out of him being born in Hawaii, it would still be an issue to them. He has many reasons why you shouldn’t like him, this is not one of them.

  6. Even if they had a video out of him being born in Hawaii, it would still be an issue to them. He has many reasons why you shouldn’t like him, this is not one of them.

    • Liam_McGonagle | Apr 27, 2011 at 11:07 am |

      This isn’t intended to address the “Birthers”; it’s intended to stoke up the Democratic base.

      Nobody with two active brain cells to rub together doubts that the man was born in the U.S.A. However, many people, with good reason, doubt that Obama has any credibility, after half a term that served as a great big “Fuck You” to all the activists who helped get him elected. Outright lies about Afghanistan, Iraq, Guantanamo, the PATRIOT Act, tax policy, DODT, etc., etc. mean that Obama’s only hope of capturing the nomination for 2012 is to whip up the Right Wing into such an embarrassing frenzy of xenophobic racism that the “Left” are unlikely to pay much attention to Obama’s own complete inadequacy.

      The sham-like “cleverness” of transparent PR moves like this are, apparently, the only thing that keep Obama from hanging himself in abject shame for betraying the American people.

      • Compounding the tragicomedy is the fact that the rival gang of whores competing for the winner’s share of the bribe money can’t challenge him on issues that matter… Afghanistan, Iraq, Guantanamo, the PATRIOT Act, tax policy, DODT, DOMA, ENDT, etc. They cannot honestly claim that policy differences exist anymore; this is all they have left. The race card is all the Republicans have with which to distinguish themselves from today’s conservative Democrats.

  7. Josie2772 | Apr 27, 2011 at 2:46 pm |

    Oh get a bloody life he was not born in bloody Honolulu. fact! Anyway there were loads of birth certificate proved to be fake. Who better to have one faked than the pigeon that has been groomed for the job since he was at uni? Barry Setoro is his real name get over it, he shouldn’t be president of K-Mart let alone a stoppy teenager like the USA 🙂

  8. Josie2772 | Apr 27, 2011 at 10:46 am |

    Oh get a bloody life he was not born in bloody Honolulu. fact! Anyway there were loads of birth certificate proved to be fake. Who better to have one faked than the pigeon that has been groomed for the job since he was at uni? Barry Setoro is his real name get over it, he shouldn’t be president of K-Mart let alone a stoppy teenager like the USA 🙂

    • You wouldn’t believe it if the afterbirth fell on your face. Fact!

    • Tuna Ghost | Apr 27, 2011 at 12:45 pm |

      I have a bridge for sale, right in Brooklyn. You can have it for cheap. Fact!

      • You may have to settle for some sloppy head in exchange for the bridge, you are dealing with birther here

  9. You wouldn’t believe it if the afterbirth fell on your face. Fact!

  10. br0wnb3rry | Apr 27, 2011 at 2:55 pm |

    omg there are X’s over twin and triplet!

    The CIA must just make back up’s then and store them in Underground Military Bases till they are ripe. 🙂

    …or this is all just smoke and mirrors so we forget that WWIII has started and we don’t prepare till it’s to late to stop it and the governments of the world can continue to kill off the people who want real change.

  11. br0wnb3rry | Apr 27, 2011 at 2:55 pm |

    omg there are X’s over twin and triplet!

    The CIA must just make back up’s then and store them in Underground Military Bases till they are ripe. 🙂

    …or this is all just smoke and mirrors so we forget that WWIII has started and we don’t prepare till it’s to late to stop it and the governments of the world can continue to kill off the people who want real change.

  12. you don think they have the ability of forging that document? its a fucking sheet of paper. The government’s best skill is deceit.

  13. br0wnb3rry | Apr 27, 2011 at 10:55 am |

    omg there are X’s over twin and triplet!

    The CIA must just make back up’s then and store them in Underground Military Bases till they are ripe. 🙂

    …or this is all just smoke and mirrors so we forget that WWIII has started and we don’t prepare till it’s to late to stop it and the governments of the world can continue to kill off the people who want real change.

  14. you don think they have the ability of forging that document? its a fucking sheet of paper. The government’s best skill is deceit.

    • spoken like a true Ass

      • psychegram | Apr 28, 2011 at 7:26 am |

        Because, you know, they’d never forge something like this. And it would be just oh, so difficult. I mean you’d have to be like, the CIA or something, to pull that off. Oh wait….

        • No, they’d never forge something like this because there’d be no reason to. The powers that be find the Imperial Presidency too useful in taking away Americans’ rights, and they would never jeopardize it by installing a non-citizen in the office. There are plenty of native-born African-Americans like Obama who can talk progressive while walking plutocratic, why would they ever choose someone from Kenya? They wouldn’t, and there’s no evidence they did.

          • psychegram | Apr 28, 2011 at 4:19 pm |

            Of course, you’re right … it’s a very useful office to TPTB. And I furthermore agree (for the record) that there’s a whole shopping bill of reasons to find fault with Obama that have absolutely nothing to do with his country of birth. And I ALSO agree that this smells like a big wet mackerel of a media distraction. All that said, a forgery would be child’s play, and as to why? Only reason I can think of (and it’s a stretch) is to eliminate the ‘must be a natural-born citizen’ requirement … although as you point out, there’s no difficulty in finding globalist stooges who meet that already. So yeah, this is a sideshow (I mean, the ‘it’s a forgery’ retort was obvious … no birther was or can be convinced by this. Non-birthers don’t need to be convinced. Which you’d think they’d realize. And certainly do. Hence: it’s a deliberate side-show.)

    • Tuna Ghost | Apr 28, 2011 at 10:35 am |

      Way to admit that no document will ever make you believe a black guy can ever really be President

  15. Liam_McGonagle | Apr 27, 2011 at 3:07 pm |

    This isn’t intended to address the “Birthers”; it’s intended to stoke up the Democratic base.

    Nobody with two active brain cells to rub together doubts that the man was born in the U.S.A. However, many people, with good reason, doubt that Obama has any credibility, after half a term that served as a great big “Fuck You” to all the activists who helped get him elected. Outright lies about Afghanistan, Iraq, Guantanamo, the PATRIOT Act, tax policy, DODT, etc., etc. mean that Obama’s only hope of capturing the nomination for 2012 is to whip up the Right Wing into such an embarrassing frenzy of xenophobic racism that the “Left” are unlikely to pay much attention to Obama’s own complete inadequacy.

    The sham-like “cleverness” of transparent PR moves like this are, apparently, the only thing that keep Obama from hanging himself in abject shame for betraying the American people.

  16. Anonymous | Apr 27, 2011 at 3:20 pm |

    Compounding the tragicomedy is the fact that the rival gang of whores competing for the winner’s share of the bribe money can’t challenge him on issues that matter… Afghanistan, Iraq, Guantanamo, the PATRIOT Act, tax policy, DODT, NOMA, ENDT, etc. They cannot honestly claim that policy differences exist anymore; this is all they have left. The race card is all the Republicans have with which to distinguish themselves from today’s conservative Democrats.

  17. justagirl | Apr 27, 2011 at 3:33 pm |

    ? stanley ?

  18. justagirl | Apr 27, 2011 at 11:33 am |

    ? stanley ?

  19. Grooveboss | Apr 27, 2011 at 3:50 pm |

    Hussein? oh no he is a double agent of islam

  20. Grooveboss | Apr 27, 2011 at 11:50 am |

    Hussein? oh no he is a double agent of islam

  21. uhmm I didn’t buy into the birther hype, but the White House released a clearly doctored document. lmao -Official release here http://whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf -pdf shown here has been cropped.

  22. uhmm I didn’t buy into the birther hype, but the White House released a clearly doctored document. lmao -Official release here http://whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf -pdf shown here has been cropped.

    • Wow -zoom in on pdf and you can see white space surrounding letters. This is crazy lol.

  23. Wow -zoom in on pdf and you can see white space surrounding letters. This is crazy lol.

  24. Tuna Ghost | Apr 27, 2011 at 4:45 pm |

    I have a bridge for sale, right in Brooklyn. You can have it for cheap. Fact!

  25. Voidthought | Apr 27, 2011 at 4:51 pm |

    Took long enough to “find it”.

  26. Voidthought | Apr 27, 2011 at 12:51 pm |

    Took long enough to “find it”.

    • Drinky McGee | Apr 28, 2011 at 8:18 am |

      His birth certificate was released over two years ago. Be honest, did you even know that a “long form” birth certificate existed before these delusional turds started making a ruckus? I know I didn’t. It’s just another version of what we already had. Maybe there’s a long long form we can ask for next.

      • Tuna Ghost | Apr 28, 2011 at 10:43 am |

        Nah, it’ll take a time machine to transport every single waterhead back in time to his birth. And then the questions of whether or not they were taken to a parallel universe and not our universe after all will began, and we’ll just have to punch each one in the dick

  27. This won’t be the end and will continue to flood the media. FACT!

  28. This won’t be the end and will continue to flood the media. FACT!

  29. Drinky McGee | Apr 27, 2011 at 5:46 pm |

    I didn’t know they issued birth certificates IN THE DRACO CONSTELLATION!!!

  30. Drinky McGee | Apr 27, 2011 at 1:46 pm |

    I didn’t know they issued birth certificates IN THE DRACO CONSTELLATION!!!

  31. BillHicks2011 | Apr 27, 2011 at 8:47 pm |

    http://www.infowars.com/obama-birth-certificate-raises-as-many-questions-as-it-answers/
    Obama Birth Certificate Raises As Many Questions As It Answers.

  32. BillHicks2011 | Apr 27, 2011 at 4:47 pm |

    http://www.infowars.com/obama-birth-certificate-raises-as-many-questions-as-it-answers/
    Obama Birth Certificate Raises As Many Questions As It Answers.

    • Wow, what bullshit. “…a PDF file put out directly by the Obama administration itself isn’t going to make the furore die down at all, and will only lead to claims that the document is a carefully crafted fake,” they say, as if they aren’t the very ones making the claim and stoking the furor.

      And the Smoking Gun article they link to: “David A. Sinclair, the M.D. who purportedly signed the document, died nearly eight years ago at age 81. So he is conveniently unavailable to answer questions about Obama’s reported birth.” The fact that the guy didn’t make it to 89 is fishy? And the registrar’s real name is supposed to be “Ukulele?” Please. I think the Smoking Gun is having fun and Infowars fell for it.

    • Tuna Ghost | Apr 28, 2011 at 10:41 am |

      Because Racist A-holes Simply Won’t Believe A Black Dude Is Truly The President, Regardless Of The Evidence

  33. BillHicks2011 | Apr 27, 2011 at 8:49 pm |

    ” Despite some political commentators insisting that the White House release of what it claims to be Barack Obama’s long form birth certificate represents the end of the “crazy birther fringe” movement, those who most fiercely pushed doubts surrounding the president’s eligibility are not convinced.
    While presumptive Republican candidate Donald Trump welcomed the release of the document, he was quick to cast suspicion as to why it took so long and if the certificate was even genuine.
    Trump said it was “amazing” that the document surfaced “all of a sudden” after he had begun asking questions about the controversy, adding that the certificate should be analyzed to determine its authenticity.”

    http://www.infowars.com/obama-birth-certificate-raises-as-many-questions-as-it-answers/

  34. BillHicks2011 | Apr 27, 2011 at 4:49 pm |

    ” Despite some political commentators insisting that the White House release of what it claims to be Barack Obama’s long form birth certificate represents the end of the “crazy birther fringe” movement, those who most fiercely pushed doubts surrounding the president’s eligibility are not convinced.
    While presumptive Republican candidate Donald Trump welcomed the release of the document, he was quick to cast suspicion as to why it took so long and if the certificate was even genuine.
    Trump said it was “amazing” that the document surfaced “all of a sudden” after he had begun asking questions about the controversy, adding that the certificate should be analyzed to determine its authenticity.”

    http://www.infowars.com/obama-birth-certificate-raises-as-many-questions-as-it-answers/

    • somehow I don’t think Bill Hicks would be a truther or an alex jones fan.

      • psychegram | Apr 28, 2011 at 7:24 am |

        Somehow I think you’re an idiot. This is the same Bill Hicks who went out of his way every show to remind people that JFK was offed by the power structure? The same Bill Hicks who included in that bit the delightful, “Now I know to anyone who might dabble in physics that….” The same Bill Hicks who told the whole country over and over what he saw happen at Waco? Nawww, Bill Hicks would totally be all, “9/11 was Osama bin Laden, your government loves you, go back to sleep America.” Actually he would but he’d be being sarcastic.

        • Drinky McGee | Apr 28, 2011 at 8:11 am |

          You’re absolutely right. Bill Hicks was a complete idiot when it came to a lot of things.

        • Yes, you listed you actual important things that he cared about. I may be idealizing Mr. Hicks, but I’d expect him focusing on more important things such as the illegal wars, and I’d think he would be smart enough to see through the Alex Jones facade.

          I really don’t think of him as someone who tries to use a consitutionalist argument attempting to impeach the president on whether or not he was actually born on an island included in the United States.

          The specific origins of Obama don’t matter, he’s another handled candidate created to push other people’s policies, which the US citizens did not vote for. As long as republicans and democrats continue to be elected mindlessly, the same results will happen.

          Using Hick’s name implying that he would get caught up in the stupid is insulting.

          • BrianApocalypse | Apr 28, 2011 at 11:46 am |

            Do you know there are people who believe that Bill Hicks *IS* Alex Jones??

          • Haha thats really funny. That’d actually give me alot of respect for Alex Hicks (bill jones?) if he actually pulled something like that off.

          • BrianApocalypse | Apr 28, 2011 at 2:08 pm |

            If he did, personally I think the joke is wearing very thin now!

            Come on Bill! Admit it already! This “Jones” character you created is getting really irritating now!

          • Shit I’d just be happy to have the real Hicks alive and kicking. We lost Carlin too…we’re almost completely tapped out for brutally direct comic commentary that doesn’t even try to be “fair and balanced” but just calls it as it is.

        • Mostly true…but if he watched the Alex Jones show for awhile…he’d also probably notice that after a decade of bird flu and swine flu and vaccines…we’re all still here…not buried in mass graves…and call bullshit on it. What I loved about Hicks was that he was a two edged sword…it cut both ways, no survivors, no sacred cows, no limits or boundaries. His skepticism was a weapon he tried to share, and if Hicks and Jones have one key difference…one was making money by making you laugh and hopefully dream of better…and the other is making money selling fear and nightmares of worse to come. Do you see the world through the ‘eyes of fear’…or through the ‘eyes of love’? If its the latter, you’re with Hicks…if its the former…its Jones.

    • Tuna Ghost | Apr 28, 2011 at 10:39 am |

      “Trump then admitted that, in all likelihood, no document would ever satisfy him, and that he will continue to keep this ‘Show Me Your Papers, Boy’ racist bunk going at all costs”. Man I can’t believe he came right out and said that, but kudos for being honest

  35. Anonymous | Apr 27, 2011 at 9:44 pm |

    spoken like a true Ass

  36. Anonymous | Apr 27, 2011 at 11:18 pm |

    This whole affair stunk of thinly veiled racism since it started, it’s shocking that anyone taking it seriously was tolerated. What the fuck does a birth certificate have to do with someone’s ability to run a country anyway? The guys clearly American

  37. dumbsaint | Apr 27, 2011 at 7:18 pm |

    This whole affair stunk of thinly veiled racism since it started, it’s shocking that anyone taking it seriously was tolerated. What the fuck does a birth certificate have to do with someone’s ability to run a country anyway? I know there’s a requirement for someone to be eligible but the guys clearly an American. The fact that these retards can’t take him at his word is shameful. Worse he had to go out of his way to placate this horseshit.

  38. You may have to settle for some sloppy head in exchange for the bridge, you are dealing with birther here

  39. somehow I don’t think Bill Hicks would be a truther or an alex jones fan.

  40. psychegram | Apr 28, 2011 at 11:24 am |

    Somehow I think you’re an idiot. This is the same Bill Hicks who went out of his way every show to remind people that JFK was offed by the power structure? The same Bill Hicks who included in that bit the delightful, “Now I know to anyone who might dabble in physics that….” The same Bill Hicks who told the whole country over and over what he saw happen at Waco? Nawww, Bill Hicks would totally be all, “9/11 was Osama bin Laden, your government loves you, go back to sleep America.” Actually he would but he’d be being sarcastic.

  41. psychegram | Apr 28, 2011 at 11:26 am |

    Because, you know, they’d never forge something like this. And it would be just oh, so difficult. I mean you’d have to be like, the CIA or something, to pull that off. Oh wait….

  42. Drinky McGee | Apr 28, 2011 at 12:11 pm |

    You’re absolutely right. Bill Hicks was a complete idiot when it came to a lot of things.

  43. Yes, you listed you actual important things that he cared about. I may be idealizing Mr. Hicks, but I’d expect him focusing on more important things such as the illegal wars, and I’d think he would be smart enough to see through the Alex Jones facade.

    I really don’t think of him as someone who tries to use a consitutionalist argument attempting to impeach the president on whether or not he was actually born on an island included in the United States.

    The specific origins of Obama don’t matter, he’s another handled candidate created to push other people’s policies, which the US citizens did not vote for. As long as republicans and democrats continue to be elected mindlessly, the same results will happen.

    Using Hick’s name implying that he would get caught up in the stupid is insulting.

  44. Drinky McGee | Apr 28, 2011 at 12:18 pm |

    His birth certificate was released over two years ago. Be honest, did you even know that a “long form” birth certificate existed before these delusional turds started making a ruckus? I know I didn’t. It’s just another version of what we already had. Maybe there’s a long long form we can ask for next.

  45. No, they’d never forge something like this because there’d be no reason to. The powers that be find the Imperial Presidency too useful in taking away Americans’ rights, and they would never jeopardize it by installing a non-citizen in the office. There are plenty of native-born African-Americans like Obama who can talk progressive while walking plutocratic, why would they ever choose someone from Kenya? They wouldn’t, and there’s no evidence they did.

  46. Wow, what bullshit. “…a PDF file put out directly by the Obama administration itself isn’t going to make the furore die down at all, and will only lead to claims that the document is a carefully crafted fake,” they say, as if they aren’t the very ones making the claim and stoking the furor.

    And the Smoking Gun article they link to: “David A. Sinclair, the M.D. who purportedly signed the document, died nearly eight years ago at age 81. So he is conveniently unavailable to answer questions about Obama’s reported birth.” The fact that the guy didn’t make it to 89 is fishy? And the registrar’s real name is supposed to be “Ukulele?” Please. I think the Smoking Gun is having fun and Infowars fell for it.

  47. Tuna Ghost | Apr 28, 2011 at 2:35 pm |

    Way to admit that no document will ever make you believe a black guy can ever really be President

  48. Tuna Ghost | Apr 28, 2011 at 2:39 pm |

    “Trump then admitted that, in all likelihood, no document would ever satisfy him, and that he will continue to keep this ‘Show Me Your Papers, Boy’ racist bunk going at all costs”. Man I can’t believe he came right out and said that, but kudos for being honest

  49. Tuna Ghost | Apr 28, 2011 at 2:41 pm |

    Because Racist A-holes Simply Won’t Believe A Black Dude Is Truly The President, Regardless Of The Evidence

  50. Tuna Ghost | Apr 28, 2011 at 2:43 pm |

    Nah, it’ll take a time machine to transport every single waterhead back in time to his birth. And then the questions of whether or not they were taken to a parallel universe and not our universe after all will began, and we’ll just have to punch each one in the dick

  51. Tuna Ghost | Apr 28, 2011 at 2:45 pm |

    OBAMA IS A JEW SPACE LIZARD FROM TEH SIRIUS CONSTELLATION, READ MY SPEELLING ERROR RIDDEN BLOG FOR EVIDENCE

    http://www.imafuckingidiot.blogspot.com

  52. Tuna Ghost | Apr 28, 2011 at 10:45 am |

    OBAMA IS A JEW SPACE LIZARD FROM TEH SIRIUS CONSTELLATION, READ MY SPEELLING ERROR RIDDEN BLOG FOR EVIDENCE

    http://www.imafuckingidiot.blogspot.com

  53. Anonymous | Apr 28, 2011 at 3:46 pm |

    Do you know there are people who believe that Bill Hicks *IS* Alex Jones??

  54. Haha thats really funny. That’d actually give me alot of respect for Alex Hicks (bill jones?) if he actually pulled something like that off.

  55. SandyBeach 57 | Apr 28, 2011 at 4:46 pm |

    If he wasn’t a US CITIZEN he never would have been able to become a Senator/……………………

  56. SandyBeach 57 | Apr 28, 2011 at 12:46 pm |

    If he wasn’t a US CITIZEN he never would have been able to become a Senator/……………………

  57. Anonymous | Apr 28, 2011 at 6:08 pm |

    If he did, personally I think the joke is wearing very thin now!

    Come on Bill! Admit it already! This “Jones” character you created is getting really irritating now!

  58. psychegram | Apr 28, 2011 at 8:19 pm |

    Of course, you’re right … it’s a very useful office to TPTB. And I furthermore agree (for the record) that there’s a whole shopping bill of reasons to find fault with Obama that have absolutely nothing to do with his country of birth. And I ALSO agree that this smells like a big wet mackerel of a media distraction. All that said, a forgery would be child’s play, and as to why? Only reason I can think of (and it’s a stretch) is to eliminate the ‘must be a natural-born citizen’ requirement … although as you point out, there’s no difficulty in finding globalist stooges who meet that already. So yeah, this is a sideshow (I mean, the ‘it’s a forgery’ retort was obvious … no birther was or can be convinced by this. Non-birthers don’t need to be convinced. Which you’d think they’d realize. And certainly do. Hence: it’s a deliberate side-show.)

  59. Shit I’d just be happy to have the real Hicks alive and kicking. We lost Carlin too…we’re almost completely tapped out for brutally direct comic commentary that doesn’t even try to be “fair and balanced” but just calls it as it is.

  60. Mostly true…but if he watched the Alex Jones show for awhile…he’d also probably notice that after a decade of bird flu and swine flu and vaccines…we’re all still here…not buried in mass graves…and call bullshit on it. What I loved about Hicks was that he was a two edged sword…it cut both ways, no survivors, no sacred cows, no limits or boundaries. His skepticism was a weapon he tried to share, and if Hicks and Jones have one key difference…one was making money by making you laugh and hopefully dream of better…and the other is making money selling fear and nightmares of worse to come. Do you see the world through the ‘eyes of fear’…or through the ‘eyes of love’? If its the latter, you’re with Hicks…if its the former…its Jones.

  61. Germanguy202 | May 3, 2011 at 10:57 am |

    what now bitch

  62. Germanguy202 | May 3, 2011 at 6:57 am |

    what now bitch

  63.  You’re a dipshit. Have fun ‘taking peoples word’, tool.

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