Turn Your Remains Into Vinyl When You Die

1152164572_78f5b5b60bA British company called And Vinyly promises to do just that for a fee of £3,000. Pets and body parts accepted. After your passing, rotate forever on your relatives’ turntables, preferably in the form of ‘Kokomo’ or something else similarly cheery:

When the album that is life finally reaches the end wouldn’t it be nice to keep that record spinning for eternity? We offer you the chance to press your ashes in a vinyl recording your loved ones will cherish for generations. Record a personal message, your last will & testament, your own soundtrack or simply press your ashes to hear your pops & crackles for the minimal approach.

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  • Jackedu317

    that’s probably the most disgusting thing i’ve ever “heard”. get it?! no seriously… that’s nasty…

  • Jackedu317

    that’s probably the most disgusting thing i’ve ever “heard”. get it?! no seriously… that’s nasty…

  • Jackedu317

    that’s probably the most disgusting thing i’ve ever “heard”. get it?! no seriously… that’s nasty…

  • GoodDoktorBad

    Finally, a way to act out Neil Diamond lyrics……”Play Me”

    • justagirl

      but, that’s a little creepy, too. lol.

  • Anonymous

    Finally, a way to act out Neil Diamond lyrics……”Play Me”

  • Hadrian999

    i would much rather spend the afterlife as part of a vinyl body suit or pair of vinyl pants on some young hottie

    • KJG

      There ya go – I’m sure there’s a market for that. Start it up!

    • tinker12

      LOL – Jesse Ventura said he’s coming back as a bra.

  • Hadrian999

    i would much rather spend the afterlife as part of a vinyl body suit or pair of vinyl pants on some young hottie

  • justagirl

    but, that’s a little creepy, too. lol.

  • http://esbmedia.org/ ESB Photography

    Man, now I’m split between this or being plastified over at http://www.bodyworlds.com/en/prelude.html

    What am I gonna do… I would love to be on display in a pose of my choice, but being pressed on vinyl with any songs I want, now that’s a good choice too…

    Got a lot of thinking to do now, hopefully I’ll have it all figured out before I kick the bucket! Ha!

  • http://www.youtube.com/modcorrupt Illusion of Power

    Man, now I’m split between this or being plastified over at http://www.bodyworlds.com/en/prelude.html

    What am I gonna do… I would love to be on display in a pose of my choice, but being pressed on vinyl with any songs I want, now that’s a good choice too…

    Got a lot of thinking to do now, hopefully I’ll have it all figured out before I kick the bucket! Ha!

  • asdfjkl;

    I agree, it is kind of weird in the sense that it’s quite unconventional, but to have my body preserved as music itself… now that’s incredible.

  • asdfjkl;

    I agree, it is kind of weird in the sense that it’s quite unconventional, but to have my body preserved as music itself… now that’s incredible.

  • http://www.syars.info/a-brief-explanation-of-three-kinds-of-ca-last-will-and-testaments/ Randall Kay

    Not a bad way to go!

  • KJG

    There ya go – I’m sure there’s a market for that. Start it up!

  • Anonymous

    LOL – Jesse Ventura said he’s coming back as a bra.

  • Anonymous

    Dude….awesome!!!!

  • ChiefLaughsAtSheep

    Dude….awesome!!!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/matthadder421 Matthew Alexander

    With my luck, I’d become a “Best of Abba” album…

  • http://profiles.google.com/matthadder421 Matthew Alexander

    With my luck, I’d become a “Best of Abba” album…

  • freeHaHaHafree

    Should have called the company “Final Vinyl.” Just my two cents.

  • freeHaHaHafree

    Should have called the company “Final Vinyl.” Just my two cents.

  • chaz

    And WHAT if they stop producing phono players??? aaaaaaaAnd/or replacement needles???

  • chaz

    And WHAT if they stop producing phono players??? aaaaaaaAnd/or replacement needles???

  • Closedeyevisuals01

    dark side of the moon for me

  • Closedeyevisuals01

    dark side of the moon for me

  • Grooveboss

    now im not scared of dying at all. play my jams on Halloween every year

  • Grooveboss

    now im not scared of dying at all. play my jams on Halloween every year

  • deathfromabove

    The White album. For ever.

  • deathfromabove

    The White album. For ever.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1642934067 Dave Lewis

    I’m gonna have my cats pressed into an LP copy of the Beach Boys “Pet Sounds”   :-)  

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1642934067 Dave Lewis

    I’m gonna have my cats pressed into an LP copy of the Beach Boys “Pet Sounds”   :-)  

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