What?!? Men Really Can Make Their Penises Longer

Anyone who uses email is constantly bombarded with spam emails with subject lines like “Lengthen Your Man Snake,” which one assumes most recipients consider to be nonsense and quickly delete.

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However, AFP via France24 reports that in fact penis lengthening actually is possible:

Some non-surgical methods for increasing the length of the male sex organ do in fact work, while others are likely to result only in soreness and disappointment, a review of medical literature has shown.

Surgical procedures, however, can be dangerous and have an “unacceptably high rate of complications,” according to the study, published this week in the Journal of the British Association of Urological Surgeons.

“An increasing number of patients seek urological advice for the so-called ‘short penis’,” the researchers reported.

This is true despite the fact that “penile length is normal in most of these men, who tend to overestimate normal phallic dimension.”

A male member — measured on the dorsal, or upper, side — can be considered normal in length if it is at least four centimetres (1.6 inches) when limp, and 7.5 centimetres (three inches) when rigid, noted several of the studies evaluated…

I’m not sure the AFP reporter studied our infamous penis size map before writing that report though!

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  • Drinky McGee

    Finally! Thank God! I’ve waited for years for – um, I mean . . . whatever. I have a friend who might be interested. Excited for him.

    • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

      I totally read your name as Dinky McGee, and that made me laugh a bit.

  • Drinky McGee

    Finally! Thank God! I’ve waited for years for – um, I mean . . . whatever. I have a friend who might be interested. Excited for him.

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    I totally read your name as Dinky McGee, and that made me laugh a bit.

  • justagirl

    why take the pills? just go natural and move next door to a duck pond. 9.5 inches – right ralph? lol.

  • justagirl

    why take the pills? just go natural and move next door to a duck pond. 9.5 inches – right ralph? lol.

  • DeepCough

    You don’t need a large penis to please women–all you have to do is lie.

  • DeepCough

    You don’t need a large penis to please women–all you have to do is lie.

  • Hadrian999

    I learned that day one of college…..not in any class, just by looking at the girls.

  • Hadrian999

    I learned that day one of college…..not in any class, just by looking at the girls.

  • justagirl

    all joking aside, you want to know what really makes a man’s penis longer?… butterscotch dum dums.

  • justagirl

    all joking aside, you want to know what really makes a man’s penis longer?… butterscotch dum dums.

  • Sujit

    People are so stupid – there’s a much easier way. Size is relative – instead of making your penis bigger just get a smaller girlfriend. I currently have been very successful at the local circuses and am considering expanding my pallet to cirque’s so I can penetrate that coveted french midget demographic.

  • Sujit

    People are so stupid – there’s a much easier way. Size is relative – instead of making your penis bigger just get a smaller girlfriend. I currently have been very successful at the local circuses and am considering expanding my pallet to cirque’s so I can penetrate that coveted french midget demographic.

  • Yourmom

    Dont do it boys. Its not worth it. Its better to normal than long and thin. No one likes getting poked with pencils.

  • Yourmom

    Dont do it boys. Its not worth it. Its better to normal than long and thin. No one likes getting poked with pencils.

    • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

      Mom!

  • http://twitter.com/audiotruther Audio Truther

    Disinfo strikes again > more penis articles !!!
    http://fightthe.podomatic.com/entry/2011-02-08T22_20_10-08_00

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Mom!

  • JAN

    huh i can tell you one way to make it bigger loooooooooooooool make more blood go in while its hard ! use Viagra with exercise ! don’t do that if you were stupid it wont help ! and yeah trust your abilities ! …. lol

  • JAN

    huh i can tell you one way to make it bigger loooooooooooooool make more blood go in while its hard ! use Viagra with exercise ! don’t do that if you were stupid it wont help ! and yeah trust your abilities ! …. lol

  • M.S.

    so just wondering… how then, do u lengthen it without surgery… the title says it’s possible, but nothing in the content backs it up :/

  • M.S.

    so just wondering… how then, do u lengthen it without surgery… the title says it’s possible, but nothing in the content backs it up :/

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