What?!? Men Really Can Make Their Penises Longer

Anyone who uses email is constantly bombarded with spam emails with subject lines like “Lengthen Your Man Snake,” which one assumes most recipients consider to be nonsense and quickly delete.

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However, AFP via France24 reports that in fact penis lengthening actually is possible:

Some non-surgical methods for increasing the length of the male sex organ do in fact work, while others are likely to result only in soreness and disappointment, a review of medical literature has shown.

Surgical procedures, however, can be dangerous and have an “unacceptably high rate of complications,” according to the study, published this week in the Journal of the British Association of Urological Surgeons.

“An increasing number of patients seek urological advice for the so-called ‘short penis’,” the researchers reported.

This is true despite the fact that “penile length is normal in most of these men, who tend to overestimate normal phallic dimension.”

A male member — measured on the dorsal, or upper, side — can be considered normal in length if it is at least four centimetres (1.6 inches) when limp, and 7.5 centimetres (three inches) when rigid, noted several of the studies evaluated…

I’m not sure the AFP reporter studied our infamous penis size map before writing that report though!

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23 Comments on "What?!? Men Really Can Make Their Penises Longer"

  1. Drinky McGee | Apr 19, 2011 at 5:09 pm |

    Finally! Thank God! I’ve waited for years for – um, I mean . . . whatever. I have a friend who might be interested. Excited for him.

  2. Drinky McGee | Apr 19, 2011 at 1:09 pm |

    Finally! Thank God! I’ve waited for years for – um, I mean . . . whatever. I have a friend who might be interested. Excited for him.

  3. I totally read your name as Dinky McGee, and that made me laugh a bit.

  4. justagirl | Apr 19, 2011 at 6:08 pm |

    why take the pills? just go natural and move next door to a duck pond. 9.5 inches – right ralph? lol.

  5. justagirl | Apr 19, 2011 at 2:08 pm |

    why take the pills? just go natural and move next door to a duck pond. 9.5 inches – right ralph? lol.

  6. DeepCough | Apr 19, 2011 at 6:14 pm |

    You don’t need a large penis to please women–all you have to do is lie.

  7. DeepCough | Apr 19, 2011 at 2:14 pm |

    You don’t need a large penis to please women–all you have to do is lie.

  8. Hadrian999 | Apr 19, 2011 at 7:07 pm |

    I learned that day one of college…..not in any class, just by looking at the girls.

  9. Hadrian999 | Apr 19, 2011 at 3:07 pm |

    I learned that day one of college…..not in any class, just by looking at the girls.

  10. justagirl | Apr 19, 2011 at 7:46 pm |

    all joking aside, you want to know what really makes a man’s penis longer?… butterscotch dum dums.

  11. justagirl | Apr 19, 2011 at 3:46 pm |

    all joking aside, you want to know what really makes a man’s penis longer?… butterscotch dum dums.

  12. People are so stupid – there’s a much easier way. Size is relative – instead of making your penis bigger just get a smaller girlfriend. I currently have been very successful at the local circuses and am considering expanding my pallet to cirque’s so I can penetrate that coveted french midget demographic.

  13. People are so stupid – there’s a much easier way. Size is relative – instead of making your penis bigger just get a smaller girlfriend. I currently have been very successful at the local circuses and am considering expanding my pallet to cirque’s so I can penetrate that coveted french midget demographic.

  14. Dont do it boys. Its not worth it. Its better to normal than long and thin. No one likes getting poked with pencils.

  15. Dont do it boys. Its not worth it. Its better to normal than long and thin. No one likes getting poked with pencils.

  16. huh i can tell you one way to make it bigger loooooooooooooool make more blood go in while its hard ! use Viagra with exercise ! don’t do that if you were stupid it wont help ! and yeah trust your abilities ! …. lol

  17. huh i can tell you one way to make it bigger loooooooooooooool make more blood go in while its hard ! use Viagra with exercise ! don’t do that if you were stupid it wont help ! and yeah trust your abilities ! …. lol

  18. so just wondering… how then, do u lengthen it without surgery… the title says it’s possible, but nothing in the content backs it up :/

  19. so just wondering… how then, do u lengthen it without surgery… the title says it’s possible, but nothing in the content backs it up :/

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