All-Female Cult Worships Vladimir Putin As Saint’s Reincarnation

sy2d94Let’s face it — at one time or another, you’ve wondered if Putin was, in fact, something more than an ordinary mortal. The Telegraph reports:

Vladimir Putin has become the object of veneration for a bizarre Russian all-female sect whose followers believe that the prime minister is a reincarnation of the early Christian missionary Paul the Apostle.

“According to the Bible, Paul the Apostle was a military commander at first and an evil persecutor of Christians before he started spreading the Christian gospel,” the sect’s founder, who styles herself Mother Fotina, said.

As befits a sect that worships a man who has denounced the decadence of the oligarchs, the sect’s members are said to survive on a Spartan diet of turnips, carrots, peas and buckwheat.

Father Alexei, the priest in the local village church, has dismissed the sect. “Her so-called teachings are a nonsensical mixture of Orthodoxy, Catholicism, the occult, Buddhism and political information,” he said.

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  • GoodDoktorBad

    Wasn’t he in “Red Dawn”?
    I must be hallucinating again… 

  • Anonymous

    Wasn’t he in “Red Dawn”?
    I must be hallucinating again… 

  • Hadrian999

    I am waiting for this guy to turn up on dancing with the stars

  • Hadrian999

    I am waiting for this guy to turn up on dancing with the stars

  • Anarchy Pony

    So Father Alexei, her teachings are like all religions, a mish-mash of different and seemingly disparate beliefs?

    • Anarchy Pony

      Why aren’t there any Zensunni Fremen yet?

  • Anarchy Wolf

    So Father Alexei, her teachings are like all religions, a mish-mash of different and seemingly disparate beliefs?

  • Anarchy Wolf

    Why aren’t there any Zensunni Fremen yet?

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