Christian Broadcasting Head Says World Will End This Weekend Due To Gays

Harold Camping, the elderly president and voice of the juggernaut 150-station Family Radio network, lays out how and why Judgement Day will definitely be arriving on Saturday. Wondering who’s to blame — The Jews? The Muslims? Oprah? Know-it-all meddling scientists? Nope,  they’re going with the gays.

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  • justagirl

    your only salvation is to eat a big pile of pickles.

  • justagirl

    your only salvation is to eat a big pile of pickles.

  • Ironmonkey

    World cant end i still have not seen Hangover 2.

  • Ironmonkey

    World cant end i still have not seen Hangover 2.

  • ArgosyJones

     I don’t get it.  What do these fundamentalists have against Macintosh?

  • ArgosyJones

     I don’t get it.  What do these fundamentalists have against Macintosh?

  • Anonymous

    No wonder Freddy Mercury was so cool….

  • GoodDoktorBad

    No wonder Freddy Mercury was so cool….

  • http://www.geeknik.com/ geeknik

    Who is down for some post-rapture looting?? https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699

  • http://www.geeknik.com/ geeknik

    Who is down for some post-rapture looting?? https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    I hope the gays cause the rapture…it would be the final proof that God loves us if he suddenly swept away all the Fundies…allowing a thousand year reign of peace (and excellent fashion) to come over the land.

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    I hope the gays cause the rapture…it would be the final proof that God loves us if he suddenly swept away all the Fundies…allowing a thousand year reign of peace (and excellent fashion) to come over the land.

    • MarsTheGrayAdept

       Lol, that’d be cool. However, the belief of these fundamentalist Christists is that those left behind will undergo some kind of famine, war, disease, and natural disaster spree. Luckily it’s all bullshit.

  • DeepCough

    Good–the Rapture will take up all the stupid Christians up to their sanctimonious, self-serving shithole of a Heaven while use people down here on Earth will finally be able to get on with our lives–and continue butt-fucking.

  • DeepCough

    Good–the Rapture will take up all the stupid Christians up to their sanctimonious, self-serving shithole of a Heaven while use people down here on Earth will finally be able to get on with our lives–and continue butt-fucking.

    • reubenavery

      mmmmmmmmm…. butt-fucking…

  • reubenavery

    Note, he says “Judgement day will BEGIN on May 21″..    So to all of us who think we can jeer at them on May 22 cause the world is still here will have to wait awhile longer.  I read on another site that in this same “prophecy”, the world will be finally destroyed by God Almighty on October 1 2011.

    Why all the fuss about gays, I never can understand that..
     
    Can almost see the thought bubbles in his head of hard little penises dancing around.

  • Anonymous

    Note, he says “Judgement day will BEGIN on May 21″..    So to all of us who think we can jeer at them on May 22 cause the world is still here will have to wait awhile longer.  I read on another site that in this same “prophecy”, the world will be finally destroyed by God Almighty on October 1 2011.

    Why all the fuss about gays, I never can understand that..
     
    Can almost see the thought bubbles in his head of hard little penises dancing around.

  • emperorreagan

    Funny how he completely ignores other cultures where being gay was much more acceptable than it is today in the US. 

    Also, Jesus never said anything at all about homosexuality.  He had a lot to say about the sins of the spirit, though.  Pride, greed, etc…

  • emperorreagan

    Funny how he completely ignores other cultures where being gay was much more acceptable than it is today in the US. 

    Also, Jesus never said anything at all about homosexuality.  He had a lot to say about the sins of the spirit, though.  Pride, greed, etc…

  • Ezekiel

    I’m really happy to know i’m so dangerous i can cause the rapture, thanks crazy apocalyptic christians!!!! XD 

  • Ezekiel

    I’m really happy to know i’m so dangerous i can cause the rapture, thanks crazy apocalyptic christians!!!! XD 

  • SF2K01

    Mandatory reference to family guy episode where everyone is taken to heaven except Pat Robinson and Jerry Falwell

  • Anonymous

    Mandatory reference to family guy episode where everyone is taken to heaven except Pat Robinson and Jerry Falwell

  • http://twitter.com/ElfOdin Ed. Floden

     Well, it’s obviously too late to change the expected result, so c’mon everybody! Get Gay!

  • http://twitter.com/ElfOdin Ed. Floden

     Well, it’s obviously too late to change the expected result, so c’mon everybody! Get Gay!

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Screw the rapture, I’m excited about Draw Mohamed  Day, tomorrow (friday may 20th).

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Screw the rapture, I’m excited about Draw Mohamed  Day, tomorrow (friday may 20th).

  • Anonymous

    I’ve kinda taken this to be their default position all along–not terribly newsworthy.  Like “Dog Bites Man” or “Al Qaida Vows Additional Terrorist Actions”, no big deal.  What else could you reasonably expect from them?
     
    Though to be fair, I suppose the media NOT running these stories might unfairly contribute to an unearned aura of benign harmlessness surrounding Christian Broadcasting.
     

  • Liam_McGonagle

    I’ve kinda taken this to be their default position all along–not terribly newsworthy.  Like “Dog Bites Man” or “Al Qaida Vows Additional Terrorist Actions”, no big deal.  What else could you reasonably expect from them?
     
    Though to be fair, I suppose the media NOT running these stories might unfairly contribute to an unearned aura of benign harmlessness surrounding Christian Broadcasting.
     

  • Void

    Its people like this that are a disgrace to christians everywhere! Christianity is about love, not hating on gays! 

  • Void

    Its people like this that are a disgrace to christians everywhere! Christianity is about love, not hating on gays! 

    • Beatit

      And I say It is Gays that are a disgrace to Mankind Itself.
      Christianity is not about love you fool, God placed his Son on Earth to show us all right from wrong, to establish a vein of common decency among Mankind, and to drag him from the dark savagery of his past into an enlightened, peaceful future.
      All the good lives led in his name provide the societies you live in today which are being destroyed by degenerating the goodness of mans very spirit. There are many evils, money being root cause, Homosexuality being another knife in mans back he does not need.
      Look what Homosexuality filth has bought on us all, AIDS. Thats your contribution to Mankind’s development. How is it arguable that its practice is decent and just?
      The law of nature suggests we should put you all to the sword and in times past with Gods blessing this deed would be done. You pack of filthy curs.

      • Drossvirex

        I hope you are trolling or…Wow I cannot believe how ignorant people can be. AIDS was caused by Gays? Really? I got news for you, outside of this world and your tiny perception lies many things you will never understand. In the future when the world is over populated and religion is no longer needed, gay won’t even be a word, it will be normal. P.S. I am not gay, I’m just open minded.

        • Guest

          The world’s not going to be over populated.   

      • Asholehater

        your probably a closeted self hating homosexual … if not just an asshole 

  • Beatit

    And I say It is Gays that are a disgrace to Mankind Itself.
    Christianity is not about love you fool, God placed his Son on Earth to show us all right from wrong, to establish a vein of common decency among Mankind, and to drag him from the dark savagery of his past into an enlightened, peaceful future.
    All the good lives led in his name provide the societies you live in today which are being destroyed by degenerating the goodness of mans very spirit. There are many evils, money being root cause, Homosexuality being another knife in mans back he does not need.
    Look what Homosexuality filth has bought on us all, AIDS. Thats your contribution to Mankind’s development. How is it arguable that its practice is decent and just?
    The law of nature suggests we should put you all to the sword and in times past with Gods blessing this deed would be done. You pack of filthy curs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-TheChairman-Eklund/100001614784185 Chris TheChairman Eklund

    So when the world doesn’t start the apocalypse tomorrow all of you that share this lame guys opinion are going to look like a bunch of idiots. Get real people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-TheChairman-Eklund/100001614784185 Chris TheChairman Eklund

    So when the world doesn’t start the apocalypse tomorrow all of you that share this lame guys opinion are going to look like a bunch of idiots. Get real people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-TheChairman-Eklund/100001614784185 Chris TheChairman Eklund

    So when the world doesn’t start the apocalypse tomorrow all of you that share this lame guys opinion are going to look like a bunch of idiots. Get real people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-TheChairman-Eklund/100001614784185 Chris TheChairman Eklund

    So when the world doesn’t start the apocalypse tomorrow all of you that share this lame guys opinion are going to look like a bunch of idiots. Get real people.

  • Drossvirex

    I hope you are trolling or…Wow I cannot believe how ignorant people can be. AIDS was caused by Gays? Really? I got news for you, outside of this world and your tiny perception lies many things you will never understand. In the future when the world is over populated and religion is no longer needed, gay won’t even be a word, it will be normal. P.S. I am not gay, I’m just open minded.

  • Drossvirex

    I hope you are trolling or…Wow I cannot believe how ignorant people can be. AIDS was caused by Gays? Really? I got news for you, outside of this world and your tiny perception lies many things you will never understand. In the future when the world is over populated and religion is no longer needed, gay won’t even be a word, it will be normal. P.S. I am not gay, I’m just open minded.

  • reubenavery

    If only those gay boys would stop all that kissing and hugging and rubbing each other’s bums together, God would spare us.

  • Anonymous

    If only those gay boys would stop all that kissing and hugging and rubbing each other’s bums together, God would spare us.

  • Anonymous

    mmmmmmmmm…. butt-fucking…

  • Mr. Coffee

     I’m pretty sure I have nothing to do with creating Gay people. I have not yet had children, so I’m fairly certain.

    That being said, if this “god” would like to punish me for something I had nothing to do with, I would gladly join the Devil.

  • Mr. Coffee

     I’m pretty sure I have nothing to do with creating Gay people. I have not yet had children, so I’m fairly certain.

    That being said, if this “god” would like to punish me for something I had nothing to do with, I would gladly join the Devil.

  • ZeroJinx

    So… To anyone who actually believes any of this shit. You wanna sign your house and your car over to me since you wont be needing it? ;D

  • ZeroJinx

    So… To anyone who actually believes any of this shit. You wanna sign your house and your car over to me since you wont be needing it? ;D

    • CRYSTILSTARR

      hey zero…could we split some of it???;)

  • Anonymous

     Lol, that’d be cool. However, the belief of these fundamentalist Christists is that those left behind will undergo some kind of famine, war, disease, and natural disaster spree. Luckily it’s all bullshit.

  • Guest

    The world’s not going to be over populated.   

  • Asholehater

    your probably a closeted self hating homosexual … if not just an asshole 

  • CRYSTILSTARR

    hey zero…could we split some of it???;)

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