Christian Broadcasting Head Says World Will End This Weekend Due To Gays

Harold Camping, the elderly president and voice of the juggernaut 150-station Family Radio network, lays out how and why Judgement Day will definitely be arriving on Saturday. Wondering who’s to blame — The Jews? The Muslims? Oprah? Know-it-all meddling scientists? Nope,  they’re going with the gays.

55 Comments on "Christian Broadcasting Head Says World Will End This Weekend Due To Gays"

  1. justagirl | May 18, 2011 at 7:00 pm |

    your only salvation is to eat a big pile of pickles.

  2. justagirl | May 18, 2011 at 3:00 pm |

    your only salvation is to eat a big pile of pickles.

  3. Ironmonkey | May 18, 2011 at 7:43 pm |

    World cant end i still have not seen Hangover 2.

  4. Ironmonkey | May 18, 2011 at 3:43 pm |

    World cant end i still have not seen Hangover 2.

  5. ArgosyJones | May 18, 2011 at 7:58 pm |

     I don’t get it.  What do these fundamentalists have against Macintosh?

  6. ArgosyJones | May 18, 2011 at 3:58 pm |

     I don’t get it.  What do these fundamentalists have against Macintosh?

  7. Anonymous | May 18, 2011 at 8:38 pm |

    No wonder Freddy Mercury was so cool….

  8. GoodDoktorBad | May 18, 2011 at 4:38 pm |

    No wonder Freddy Mercury was so cool….

  9. I hope the gays cause the rapture…it would be the final proof that God loves us if he suddenly swept away all the Fundies…allowing a thousand year reign of peace (and excellent fashion) to come over the land.

  10. I hope the gays cause the rapture…it would be the final proof that God loves us if he suddenly swept away all the Fundies…allowing a thousand year reign of peace (and excellent fashion) to come over the land.

    • MarsTheGrayAdept | May 21, 2011 at 4:00 am |

       Lol, that’d be cool. However, the belief of these fundamentalist Christists is that those left behind will undergo some kind of famine, war, disease, and natural disaster spree. Luckily it’s all bullshit.

  11. DeepCough | May 19, 2011 at 1:06 am |

    Good–the Rapture will take up all the stupid Christians up to their sanctimonious, self-serving shithole of a Heaven while use people down here on Earth will finally be able to get on with our lives–and continue butt-fucking.

  12. DeepCough | May 18, 2011 at 9:06 pm |

    Good–the Rapture will take up all the stupid Christians up to their sanctimonious, self-serving shithole of a Heaven while use people down here on Earth will finally be able to get on with our lives–and continue butt-fucking.

  13. Anonymous | May 19, 2011 at 1:25 am |

    Note, he says “Judgement day will BEGIN on May 21”..    So to all of us who think we can jeer at them on May 22 cause the world is still here will have to wait awhile longer.  I read on another site that in this same “prophecy”, the world will be finally destroyed by God Almighty on October 1 2011.

    Why all the fuss about gays, I never can understand that..
     
    Can almost see the thought bubbles in his head of hard little penises dancing around.

  14. reubenavery | May 18, 2011 at 9:25 pm |

    Note, he says “Judgement day will BEGIN on May 21”..    So to all of us who think we can jeer at them on May 22 cause the world is still here will have to wait awhile longer.  I read on another site that in this same “prophecy”, the world will be finally destroyed by God Almighty on October 1 2011.

    Why all the fuss about gays, I never can understand that..
     
    Can almost see the thought bubbles in his head of hard little penises dancing around.

  15. emperorreagan | May 19, 2011 at 1:36 am |

    Funny how he completely ignores other cultures where being gay was much more acceptable than it is today in the US. 

    Also, Jesus never said anything at all about homosexuality.  He had a lot to say about the sins of the spirit, though.  Pride, greed, etc…

  16. emperorreagan | May 18, 2011 at 9:36 pm |

    Funny how he completely ignores other cultures where being gay was much more acceptable than it is today in the US. 

    Also, Jesus never said anything at all about homosexuality.  He had a lot to say about the sins of the spirit, though.  Pride, greed, etc…

  17. I’m really happy to know i’m so dangerous i can cause the rapture, thanks crazy apocalyptic christians!!!! XD 

  18. I’m really happy to know i’m so dangerous i can cause the rapture, thanks crazy apocalyptic christians!!!! XD 

  19. Anonymous | May 19, 2011 at 10:45 am |

    Mandatory reference to family guy episode where everyone is taken to heaven except Pat Robinson and Jerry Falwell

  20. Mandatory reference to family guy episode where everyone is taken to heaven except Pat Robinson and Jerry Falwell

  21.  Well, it’s obviously too late to change the expected result, so c’mon everybody! Get Gay!

  22.  Well, it’s obviously too late to change the expected result, so c’mon everybody! Get Gay!

  23. Screw the rapture, I’m excited about Draw Mohamed  Day, tomorrow (friday may 20th).

  24. Screw the rapture, I’m excited about Draw Mohamed  Day, tomorrow (friday may 20th).

  25. Anonymous | May 19, 2011 at 6:36 pm |

    I’ve kinda taken this to be their default position all along–not terribly newsworthy.  Like “Dog Bites Man” or “Al Qaida Vows Additional Terrorist Actions”, no big deal.  What else could you reasonably expect from them?
     
    Though to be fair, I suppose the media NOT running these stories might unfairly contribute to an unearned aura of benign harmlessness surrounding Christian Broadcasting.
     

  26. Liam_McGonagle | May 19, 2011 at 2:36 pm |

    I’ve kinda taken this to be their default position all along–not terribly newsworthy.  Like “Dog Bites Man” or “Al Qaida Vows Additional Terrorist Actions”, no big deal.  What else could you reasonably expect from them?
     
    Though to be fair, I suppose the media NOT running these stories might unfairly contribute to an unearned aura of benign harmlessness surrounding Christian Broadcasting.
     

  27. Its people like this that are a disgrace to christians everywhere! Christianity is about love, not hating on gays! 

  28. Its people like this that are a disgrace to christians everywhere! Christianity is about love, not hating on gays! 

    • And I say It is Gays that are a disgrace to Mankind Itself.
      Christianity is not about love you fool, God placed his Son on Earth to show us all right from wrong, to establish a vein of common decency among Mankind, and to drag him from the dark savagery of his past into an enlightened, peaceful future.
      All the good lives led in his name provide the societies you live in today which are being destroyed by degenerating the goodness of mans very spirit. There are many evils, money being root cause, Homosexuality being another knife in mans back he does not need.
      Look what Homosexuality filth has bought on us all, AIDS. Thats your contribution to Mankind’s development. How is it arguable that its practice is decent and just?
      The law of nature suggests we should put you all to the sword and in times past with Gods blessing this deed would be done. You pack of filthy curs.

      • Drossvirex | May 19, 2011 at 8:34 pm |

        I hope you are trolling or…Wow I cannot believe how ignorant people can be. AIDS was caused by Gays? Really? I got news for you, outside of this world and your tiny perception lies many things you will never understand. In the future when the world is over populated and religion is no longer needed, gay won’t even be a word, it will be normal. P.S. I am not gay, I’m just open minded.

      • Asholehater | May 22, 2011 at 4:15 pm |

        your probably a closeted self hating homosexual … if not just an asshole 

  29. And I say It is Gays that are a disgrace to Mankind Itself.
    Christianity is not about love you fool, God placed his Son on Earth to show us all right from wrong, to establish a vein of common decency among Mankind, and to drag him from the dark savagery of his past into an enlightened, peaceful future.
    All the good lives led in his name provide the societies you live in today which are being destroyed by degenerating the goodness of mans very spirit. There are many evils, money being root cause, Homosexuality being another knife in mans back he does not need.
    Look what Homosexuality filth has bought on us all, AIDS. Thats your contribution to Mankind’s development. How is it arguable that its practice is decent and just?
    The law of nature suggests we should put you all to the sword and in times past with Gods blessing this deed would be done. You pack of filthy curs.

  30. So when the world doesn’t start the apocalypse tomorrow all of you that share this lame guys opinion are going to look like a bunch of idiots. Get real people.

  31. So when the world doesn’t start the apocalypse tomorrow all of you that share this lame guys opinion are going to look like a bunch of idiots. Get real people.

  32. So when the world doesn’t start the apocalypse tomorrow all of you that share this lame guys opinion are going to look like a bunch of idiots. Get real people.

  33. So when the world doesn’t start the apocalypse tomorrow all of you that share this lame guys opinion are going to look like a bunch of idiots. Get real people.

  34. Drossvirex | May 20, 2011 at 12:34 am |

    I hope you are trolling or…Wow I cannot believe how ignorant people can be. AIDS was caused by Gays? Really? I got news for you, outside of this world and your tiny perception lies many things you will never understand. In the future when the world is over populated and religion is no longer needed, gay won’t even be a word, it will be normal. P.S. I am not gay, I’m just open minded.

  35. Drossvirex | May 20, 2011 at 12:34 am |

    I hope you are trolling or…Wow I cannot believe how ignorant people can be. AIDS was caused by Gays? Really? I got news for you, outside of this world and your tiny perception lies many things you will never understand. In the future when the world is over populated and religion is no longer needed, gay won’t even be a word, it will be normal. P.S. I am not gay, I’m just open minded.

  36. Anonymous | May 20, 2011 at 4:18 am |

    If only those gay boys would stop all that kissing and hugging and rubbing each other’s bums together, God would spare us.

  37. reubenavery | May 20, 2011 at 12:18 am |

    If only those gay boys would stop all that kissing and hugging and rubbing each other’s bums together, God would spare us.

  38. Anonymous | May 20, 2011 at 4:19 am |

    mmmmmmmmm…. butt-fucking…

  39. Mr. Coffee | May 20, 2011 at 8:51 am |

     I’m pretty sure I have nothing to do with creating Gay people. I have not yet had children, so I’m fairly certain.

    That being said, if this “god” would like to punish me for something I had nothing to do with, I would gladly join the Devil.

  40. Mr. Coffee | May 20, 2011 at 4:51 am |

     I’m pretty sure I have nothing to do with creating Gay people. I have not yet had children, so I’m fairly certain.

    That being said, if this “god” would like to punish me for something I had nothing to do with, I would gladly join the Devil.

  41. So… To anyone who actually believes any of this shit. You wanna sign your house and your car over to me since you wont be needing it? ;D

  42. So… To anyone who actually believes any of this shit. You wanna sign your house and your car over to me since you wont be needing it? ;D

  43. Anonymous | May 21, 2011 at 8:00 am |

     Lol, that’d be cool. However, the belief of these fundamentalist Christists is that those left behind will undergo some kind of famine, war, disease, and natural disaster spree. Luckily it’s all bullshit.

  44. The world’s not going to be over populated.   

  45. Asholehater | May 22, 2011 at 8:15 pm |

    your probably a closeted self hating homosexual … if not just an asshole 

  46. CRYSTILSTARR | May 24, 2011 at 9:30 pm |

    hey zero…could we split some of it???;)

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