Florida Senate Accidentally Outlaws Sex?

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Weird move, Florida. Via Southern Fried Science:

Question: If your elected officials fail basic taxonomy, promote anti-science curriculum, and consistently attempt to undermine the fundamental underpinning of all biology, what happens when they start trying to legislate from this flawed view of reality?

The answer is this poorly-worded miasma of a law recently passed in Florida, which presumably was designed to prevent bestiality and promote animal welfare, but which has actually made it illegal, effective October 1, 2011, for anyone to have sex in Florida:

An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.

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12 Comments on "Florida Senate Accidentally Outlaws Sex?"

  1.  Blessing in disguise.

  2.  Blessing in disguise.

  3.  Hahaha. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

  4. E.B. Wolf | May 16, 2011 at 1:23 pm |

    Now how do we get Texas, Georgia, etc to follow suit? 

  5. Hadrian999 | May 17, 2011 at 4:55 pm |

     could this legislation pass to jersey

  6. Jboles5472 | Jun 7, 2011 at 9:12 pm |

    Wow. This clearly does NOT outlaw sex between humans. Time wasted.

  7. Jboles5472 | Jun 7, 2011 at 5:12 pm |

    Wow. This clearly does NOT outlaw sex between humans. Time wasted.

  8. humans are animals

  9. humans are animals

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