Guide To The End Of The World, From 5000 B.C. Into The Future

Pick A Year handily compiles, in timeline form, all end of days prognostications of note, for your doom-and-gloom needs:

The END has been with us for a very long, time and extends well into the future. Need I say that prophesy has, so far, failed? And that this is true as much for ‘scientific’ prophesy (see 1962, 1975, 1976, 1989, 1992, 2002, 2005, 2008) as for the cultish kind?

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  • Grooveboss

     2012 for sure is the end. I promise 

  • Grooveboss

     2012 for sure is the end. I promise 

    • JoiquimCouteau

      more likely than all of those other ones combined 

  • Anonymous

    more likely than all of those other ones combined 

  • Mrtchops

    …And the bezan shall be huge
    and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures,
    and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent,
    and throughout the lands, there’ll be a great rubbing of parts.
    Yeeah…
    …For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword.
    Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will
    wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there,
    and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will…
    …Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that
    time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall
    be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody
    will really know where lieth those little things wi– with the
    sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time,
    a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer and the young shall not
    know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their
    fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o’clock.
    Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall
    the third one…

  • Mrtchops

    …And the bezan shall be huge
    and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures,
    and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent,
    and throughout the lands, there’ll be a great rubbing of parts.
    Yeeah…
    …For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword.
    Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will
    wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there,
    and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will…
    …Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that
    time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall
    be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody
    will really know where lieth those little things wi– with the
    sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time,
    a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer and the young shall not
    know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their
    fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o’clock.
    Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall
    the third one…

  • http://newdruidexpress.blogspot.com Symbollocks The Druid

    This strikes me as a smarmy brand of know-it-all-ism.

    Just stick to yer guns, Camping.  You’re bound to be right one of these days. 

  • http://newdruidexpress.blogspot.com Symbollocks The Druid

    This strikes me as a smarmy brand of know-it-all-ism.

    Just stick to yer guns, Camping.  You’re bound to be right one of these days. 

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