Osama Had Gigantic Porn Stash In Compound

obamastacheI’m slightly skeptical of this story — not because I can’t imagine Osama bin Laden having a propensity for porn, but because the military would be saying it regardless of whether or not it were true. The Los Angeles Times notes the breaking geopolitical news:

It appears Osama bin Laden may not have been totally disconnected electronically. Despite reports that he didn’t have Internet connection or mobile service, Pentagon officials say the Navy SEALs found pornography — and a lot of it — at Bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consisting of “modern, electronically recorded video.”

No word on how it got there. But some analysts are speculating it may have been transferred by thumb-sized flash drives that he used to send emails while in hiding. Or it could’ve been through the satellite television that he used to watch Al Jazeera.

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  • Hadrian999

    i’m betting he was into tentacle hentei

  • Hadrian999

    i’m betting he was into tentacle hentei

  • Anonymous

    does goat porn really count?

    • Grooveboss

       billy goat

  • Anonymous

    does goat porn really count?

  • Jackedu317

    proof that he worked for the pentagon?…

    • Alis

       100% proof if it’s kiddie porn.

  • Jackedu317

    proof that he worked for the pentagon?…

  • Robert

    more lies.

  • Robert

    more lies.

  • Salcanzonieri

    how stupid are they? embedded in the coding for the images is their messages, duh!
     

  • Salcanzonieri

    how stupid are they? embedded in the coding for the images is their messages, duh!
     

  • Alis

    One of the classic tactics liars employ is simply providing too many unsolicited details. It’s Psychology 101. The more irrelevant, inconsequential crap you throw at us, the more obvious it’s going to be to intelligent people that you’re lying.

    • http://twitter.com/sabrebIade Sabre

      Did you read the comments at the original article?
      Everyone is buying it hook, line and sinker.
      Are we 95% sheep now?

      • Hadrian999

         people don’t buy into official stories because they are stupid, they buy into them because they want to, because they are invested in the narrative, once you step out the official narrative of USA as the shining knights fighting an evil organization for the sake of the world you are left with a very shadowy. morally  ambiguous world view, most people don’t want that, the cocoon is much more comfortable.

        • Jackedu317

          americans don’t stand to be lied to, they demand it…

  • Alis

    One of the classic tactics liars employ is simply providing too many unsolicited details. It’s Psychology 101. The more irrelevant, inconsequential crap you throw at us, the more obvious it’s going to be to intelligent people that you’re lying.

  • Alis

     100% proof if it’s kiddie porn.

  • Tech58

    Who doesn’t?

    • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

      is he male? he probably has porn then 

  • Tech58

    Who doesn’t?

  • Marklar_Prime

    Porn but no dialysis machine huh? Suuuuuuuuurrre.

    • Grooveboss

       and no pitch fork

  • http://twitter.com/Marklar_Prime Marklar Kronkite

    Porn but no dialysis machine huh? Suuuuuuuuurrre.

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    is he male? he probably has porn then 

  • Hadrian999

    when I first read the headline I thought they were talking about facial hair

    • Jackedu317

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah………………….

    • http://twitter.com/pocketofsoil Brent

      Oh my god, you just made my fucking day with that mind-blowing revelation. Thank you.

      • Hadrian999

         my sarcasm detector is beeping i think

  • Hadrian999

    when I first read the headline I thought they were talking about facial hair

  • Hadrian999

    when I first read the headline I thought they were talking about facial hair

  • Grooveboss

    they must be talking about his computer with an internet connection

    • Grooveboss

       yeah right he had a connection with a proxy server. osamaspornstash.com will be a hit for sure

      • Grooveboss

         correction osamasgiganticpornstash.com will be a hit

  • Grooveboss

    they must be talking about his computer with an internet connection

  • Grooveboss

     yeah right he had a connection with a proxy server. osamaspornstash.com will be a hit for sure

  • Himself

    he also had a flesh light 

  • Himself

    he also had a flesh light 

  • Grooveboss

     correction osamasgiganticpornstash.com will be a hit

  • Grooveboss

     and no pitch fork

  • Jackedu317

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah………………….

  • TruthSMACKS

    Typical American government propaganda! 

  • TruthSMACKS

    Typical American government propaganda! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eamonn-Riley/613478901 Eamonn Riley

     Was it gay or straight?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eamonn-Riley/613478901 Eamonn Riley

     Was it gay or straight?

  • Grooveboss

     billy goat

  • Darthtim23

    yeah right and i was born fucking yesterday

    America is ripe for Fascism. The truth ain’t even out there no more.

  • Darthtim23

    yeah right and i was born fucking yesterday

    America is ripe for Fascism. The truth ain’t even out there no more.

  • http://twitter.com/sabrebIade Sabre

    Did you read the comments at the original article?
    Everyone is buying it hook, line and sinker.
    Are we 95% sheep now?

  • http://twitter.com/sabrebIade Sabre

    Did you read the comments at the original article?
    Everyone is buying it hook, line and sinker.
    Are we 95% sheep now?

  • http://twitter.com/pocketofsoil Brent DeBoard

    Oh my god, you just made my fucking day with that mind-blowing revelation. Thank you.

  • Hadrian999

     people don’t buy into official stories because they are stupid, they buy into them because they want to, because they are invested in the narrative, once you step out the official narrative of USA as the shining knights fighting an evil organization for the sake of the world you are left with a very shadowy. morally  ambiguous world view, most people don’t want that, the cocoon is much more comfortable.

  • Hadrian999

     my sarcasm detector is beeping i think

  • Thejakeyl88

    Seeing how he never lived there, what else?  Next they’ll find a family of chinese migrant workers, forced into child labor making underground mile long fields of poppys, maybe he’ll have a bug collection, like an ant farm, with suicide ant farmers.  I bet bin laden had all kinds of drugs and kiddie porn and all that kind of stuff we ‘Merrricans hate.

  • Thejakeyl88

    Seeing how he never lived there, what else?  Next they’ll find a family of chinese migrant workers, forced into child labor making underground mile long fields of poppys, maybe he’ll have a bug collection, like an ant farm, with suicide ant farmers.  I bet bin laden had all kinds of drugs and kiddie porn and all that kind of stuff we ‘Merrricans hate.

  • Jackedu317

    americans don’t stand to be lied to, they demand it…

  • justagirl

    apparently he was a man with some time on his hands afterall.

    • Jackedu317

       10 years in a grave sure is a lot of time…

      • justagirl

        i have a doubt that it felt like a grave to him.  he had delusions of pride.

  • justagirl

    apparently he was a man with some time on his hands afterall.

  • Jackedu317

     10 years in a grave sure is a lot of time…

  • justagirl

    i have a doubt that it felt like a grave to him.  he had delusions of pride.

  • Meatbag

    and this from a crooked gang of thugs claiming they swiftly buried the evidence at sea to respect OBL’s religious sensitivites. next they’ll be talking about his fetish for bathing in pigs blood wearing his transvestite clown outfit, and all the slack jawed, mouth breathing gawkers will believe unquestioningly every word of that too. what’s next on the “make-shit-up-to-please-the-ignorant-sheeple” BS list?

  • Meatbag

    and this from a crooked gang of thugs claiming they swiftly buried the evidence at sea to respect OBL’s religious sensitivites. next they’ll be talking about his fetish for bathing in pigs blood wearing his transvestite clown outfit, and all the slack jawed, mouth breathing gawkers will believe unquestioningly every word of that too. what’s next on the “make-shit-up-to-please-the-ignorant-sheeple” BS list?