Osama Had Gigantic Porn Stash In Compound

obamastacheI’m slightly skeptical of this story — not because I can’t imagine Osama bin Laden having a propensity for porn, but because the military would be saying it regardless of whether or not it were true. The Los Angeles Times notes the breaking geopolitical news:

It appears Osama bin Laden may not have been totally disconnected electronically. Despite reports that he didn’t have Internet connection or mobile service, Pentagon officials say the Navy SEALs found pornography — and a lot of it — at Bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consisting of “modern, electronically recorded video.”

No word on how it got there. But some analysts are speculating it may have been transferred by thumb-sized flash drives that he used to send emails while in hiding. Or it could’ve been through the satellite television that he used to watch Al Jazeera.

64 Comments on "Osama Had Gigantic Porn Stash In Compound"

  1. Hadrian999 | May 13, 2011 at 9:47 pm |

    i’m betting he was into tentacle hentei

  2. Hadrian999 | May 13, 2011 at 5:47 pm |

    i’m betting he was into tentacle hentei

  3. Anonymous | May 13, 2011 at 9:52 pm |

    does goat porn really count?

  4. Anonymous | May 13, 2011 at 5:52 pm |

    does goat porn really count?

  5. Jackedu317 | May 13, 2011 at 10:18 pm |

    proof that he worked for the pentagon?…

  6. Jackedu317 | May 13, 2011 at 6:18 pm |

    proof that he worked for the pentagon?…

  7. more lies.

  8. more lies.

  9. Salcanzonieri | May 13, 2011 at 11:29 pm |

    how stupid are they? embedded in the coding for the images is their messages, duh!
     

  10. Salcanzonieri | May 13, 2011 at 7:29 pm |

    how stupid are they? embedded in the coding for the images is their messages, duh!
     

  11. One of the classic tactics liars employ is simply providing too many unsolicited details. It’s Psychology 101. The more irrelevant, inconsequential crap you throw at us, the more obvious it’s going to be to intelligent people that you’re lying.

  12. One of the classic tactics liars employ is simply providing too many unsolicited details. It’s Psychology 101. The more irrelevant, inconsequential crap you throw at us, the more obvious it’s going to be to intelligent people that you’re lying.

    • Did you read the comments at the original article?
      Everyone is buying it hook, line and sinker.
      Are we 95% sheep now?

      • Hadrian999 | May 14, 2011 at 2:39 pm |

         people don’t buy into official stories because they are stupid, they buy into them because they want to, because they are invested in the narrative, once you step out the official narrative of USA as the shining knights fighting an evil organization for the sake of the world you are left with a very shadowy. morally  ambiguous world view, most people don’t want that, the cocoon is much more comfortable.

  13.  100% proof if it’s kiddie porn.

  14. Who doesn’t?

  15. Who doesn’t?

  16. Porn but no dialysis machine huh? Suuuuuuuuurrre.

  17. Marklar_Prime | May 13, 2011 at 10:57 pm |

    Porn but no dialysis machine huh? Suuuuuuuuurrre.

  18. is he male? he probably has porn then 

  19. Hadrian999 | May 14, 2011 at 3:20 am |

    when I first read the headline I thought they were talking about facial hair

  20. Hadrian999 | May 14, 2011 at 3:20 am |

    when I first read the headline I thought they were talking about facial hair

  21. Hadrian999 | May 13, 2011 at 11:20 pm |

    when I first read the headline I thought they were talking about facial hair

  22. Grooveboss | May 14, 2011 at 4:57 am |

    they must be talking about his computer with an internet connection

  23. Grooveboss | May 14, 2011 at 12:57 am |

    they must be talking about his computer with an internet connection

    • Grooveboss | May 14, 2011 at 1:00 am |

       yeah right he had a connection with a proxy server. osamaspornstash.com will be a hit for sure

  24. Grooveboss | May 14, 2011 at 5:00 am |

     yeah right he had a connection with a proxy server. osamaspornstash.com will be a hit for sure

  25. he also had a flesh light 

  26. he also had a flesh light 

  27. Grooveboss | May 14, 2011 at 5:16 am |

     correction osamasgiganticpornstash.com will be a hit

  28. Grooveboss | May 14, 2011 at 5:17 am |

     and no pitch fork

  29. Jackedu317 | May 14, 2011 at 9:21 am |

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah………………….

  30. TruthSMACKS | May 14, 2011 at 10:19 am |

    Typical American government propaganda! 

  31. TruthSMACKS | May 14, 2011 at 6:19 am |

    Typical American government propaganda! 

  32.  Was it gay or straight?

  33.  Was it gay or straight?

  34. Grooveboss | May 14, 2011 at 12:58 pm |

     billy goat

  35. Darthtim23 | May 14, 2011 at 2:14 pm |

    yeah right and i was born fucking yesterday

    America is ripe for Fascism. The truth ain’t even out there no more.

  36. Darthtim23 | May 14, 2011 at 10:14 am |

    yeah right and i was born fucking yesterday

    America is ripe for Fascism. The truth ain’t even out there no more.

  37. Did you read the comments at the original article?
    Everyone is buying it hook, line and sinker.
    Are we 95% sheep now?

  38. Did you read the comments at the original article?
    Everyone is buying it hook, line and sinker.
    Are we 95% sheep now?

  39. Oh my god, you just made my fucking day with that mind-blowing revelation. Thank you.

  40. Hadrian999 | May 14, 2011 at 6:39 pm |

     people don’t buy into official stories because they are stupid, they buy into them because they want to, because they are invested in the narrative, once you step out the official narrative of USA as the shining knights fighting an evil organization for the sake of the world you are left with a very shadowy. morally  ambiguous world view, most people don’t want that, the cocoon is much more comfortable.

  41. Hadrian999 | May 14, 2011 at 11:06 pm |

     my sarcasm detector is beeping i think

  42. Thejakeyl88 | May 15, 2011 at 2:41 pm |

    Seeing how he never lived there, what else?  Next they’ll find a family of chinese migrant workers, forced into child labor making underground mile long fields of poppys, maybe he’ll have a bug collection, like an ant farm, with suicide ant farmers.  I bet bin laden had all kinds of drugs and kiddie porn and all that kind of stuff we ‘Merrricans hate.

  43. Thejakeyl88 | May 15, 2011 at 10:41 am |

    Seeing how he never lived there, what else?  Next they’ll find a family of chinese migrant workers, forced into child labor making underground mile long fields of poppys, maybe he’ll have a bug collection, like an ant farm, with suicide ant farmers.  I bet bin laden had all kinds of drugs and kiddie porn and all that kind of stuff we ‘Merrricans hate.

  44. Jackedu317 | May 15, 2011 at 8:16 pm |

    americans don’t stand to be lied to, they demand it…

  45. justagirl | May 16, 2011 at 3:18 am |

    apparently he was a man with some time on his hands afterall.

  46. justagirl | May 15, 2011 at 11:18 pm |

    apparently he was a man with some time on his hands afterall.

  47. Jackedu317 | May 16, 2011 at 4:01 am |

     10 years in a grave sure is a lot of time…

  48. justagirl | May 16, 2011 at 4:19 am |

    i have a doubt that it felt like a grave to him.  he had delusions of pride.

  49. and this from a crooked gang of thugs claiming they swiftly buried the evidence at sea to respect OBL’s religious sensitivites. next they’ll be talking about his fetish for bathing in pigs blood wearing his transvestite clown outfit, and all the slack jawed, mouth breathing gawkers will believe unquestioningly every word of that too. what’s next on the “make-shit-up-to-please-the-ignorant-sheeple” BS list?

  50. and this from a crooked gang of thugs claiming they swiftly buried the evidence at sea to respect OBL’s religious sensitivites. next they’ll be talking about his fetish for bathing in pigs blood wearing his transvestite clown outfit, and all the slack jawed, mouth breathing gawkers will believe unquestioningly every word of that too. what’s next on the “make-shit-up-to-please-the-ignorant-sheeple” BS list?

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