Spitting Your Own Feces At A Police Officer’s Face Gets You 60 Days Jail-Time in Colorado

Paul KausalikShane Benjamin writes in the Durango Herald:

A Durango man was sentenced Friday to 60 days in jail for spitting his own feces on a police officer.

Paul Kausalik, 62, stood still and showed no emotion as 6th Judicial District Judge David Dickinson handed down the punishment.

Kausalik apologized to his wife, the officer and the community. His wife was in the courtroom; the officer was not.

“The occurrences of that evening are totally indefensible,” he said.

Through his attorney, Kausalik declined to comment outside the courtroom.

Kausalik’s work as a retail associate at the Durango Post Office, 222 W. Eighth St., made his a well-known face around town. He worked for the service for about 30 years and retired April 29, said Al DeSarro, a spokesman in Denver.

Kausalik was facing anything from probation to two years in jail after spitting feces at Durango police Officer Chad Langley while detained at the Durango police station.

For more information, see original article.

, , , , ,

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rayne-Rassmussen/100000890438248 Rayne Rassmussen

    I have NEVER smoked enough weed to make me do something that disgusting. 
    But I have smoked enough to find this hilarious.

    • Guest

      He was drunk, not high.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rayne-Rassmussen/100000890438248 Rayne Rassmussen

    I have NEVER smoked enough weed to make me do something that disgusting. 
    But I have smoked enough to find this hilarious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rayne-Rassmussen/100000890438248 Rayne Rassmussen

    I have NEVER smoked enough weed to make me do something that disgusting. 
    But I have smoked enough to find this hilarious.

  • Rex Vestri

    Meth is one helluva drug!

  • Rex Vestri

    Meth is one helluva drug!

  • justagirl

    how does one spit out some baby mice?  i don’t get it.

    • BozoDeathGod

      chut up!

      • justagirl

        LOL! 

  • justagirl

    how does one spit out some baby mice?  i don’t get it.

  • Anonymous

    He wore a shit-eating grin….

  • GoodDoktorBad

    He wore a shit-eating grin….

  • Guest

    He was drunk, not high.

  • http://www.facebook.com/csaeger Charles Saeger

    Are we sure those are his own feces? Did they dust for feces, or perform a DNA test on them? How do we know he wasn’t felching beforehand?

  • http://www.facebook.com/csaeger Charles Saeger

    Are we sure those are his own feces? Did they dust for feces, or perform a DNA test on them? How do we know he wasn’t felching beforehand?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Stephens/1678063936 Keith Stephens

    Does this particular act have a euphemism?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Stephens/1678063936 Keith Stephens

    Does this particular act have a euphemism?

    • http://twitter.com/2EInfinity Jay Coleman

      This shall now be known as “pulling a Kausalik”.

  • jackedu317

    ok, so he took a shit, ate it, and then spit it out? this has to be a misprint… or someone doesn’t know their vocabulary very well… did the officers see him eat it? if i saw someone eating shit, i wouldn’t get close enough to be spit on… maybe the misprint was the word “spit”… maybe he shit on the police… hehehe

  • jackedu317

    ok, so he took a shit, ate it, and then spit it out? this has to be a misprint… or someone doesn’t know their vocabulary very well… did the officers see him eat it? if i saw someone eating shit, i wouldn’t get close enough to be spit on… maybe the misprint was the word “spit”… maybe he shit on the police… hehehe

  • Anonymous

    I guess the court took into consideration that eating your own shit was punishment enough in one regard.

  • SF2K01

    I guess the court took into consideration that eating your own shit was punishment enough in one regard.

  • BozoDeathGod

    chut up!

  • justagirl

    LOL! 

  • Tech95

    “Spitting your own feces”
    :/ <mfw

  • Tech95

    “Spitting your own feces”
    :/ <mfw

  • http://twitter.com/2EInfinity Jay Coleman

    At first I wanted to know how that was possible, but then I realized I really, really, did not want to know.

  • http://twitter.com/cajuncrazy Jay Coleman

    At first I wanted to know how that was possible, but then I realized I really, really, did not want to know.

  • http://twitter.com/cajuncrazy Jay Coleman

    This shall now be known as “pulling a Kausalik”.

21
More in Bizarre, Colorado, Crime & Punishment, Police, Society
The Most Well-Read U.S. Cities (According to Amazon.com)

Amazon.com just crunched their sales data for 2011, and calculated the 20 Most Well-Read Cities in America. (Click here to see all 20 cities on a map.) The #1 city...

Close