• Anonymous

    great find!

  • Anonymous

    great find!

  • Anonymous

    So much of our “justice” system has become criminal -they can’t even live up to their own standards. 

     

  • GoodDoktorBad

    So much of our “justice” system has become criminal -they can’t even live up to their own standards. 

     

  • Hadrian999

    good ol’ andy

  • Hadrian999

    good ol’ andy

  • Guest

    too bad this is a work of fiction.

  • Guest

    too bad this is a work of fiction.

  • Simiantongue

    Now hold on a second there. I would swear there were a few episodes where Andy and Barney waterboarded ole drunk Otis Campbell for information. Wasn’t there?

    • GoodDoktorBad

      No, they had Floyd the barber do the dirty work. Barbers have all the best torture devices…uh… 

      • Simiantongue

         Floyd does the unthinkable lol.

        • Vitamin

          Relevant:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2TtIUHnkq8

  • Simiantongue

    Now hold on a second there. I would swear there were a few episodes where Andy and Barney waterboarded ole drunk Otis Campbell for information. Wasn’t there?

  • Anonymous

    No, they had Floyd the barber do the dirty work. Barbers have all the best torture devices…uh… 

  • Haystack

    This really epitomizes the feeling many (most?) of us have that the American justice system has become perverted into something that flies directly in the face of what was considered good, wholesome common sense when we were growing up. Unfortunately, while this goes on there is a generation being born and raised without the benefit of our historical perspective, and unless something changes soon, unlimited surveillance powers will become the new “normal.” 

    • ….

      Big brother is watching

  • Haystack

    This really epitomizes the feeling many (most?) of us have that the American justice system has become perverted into something that flies directly in the face of what was considered good, wholesome common sense when we were growing up. Unfortunately, while this goes on there is a generation being born and raised without the benefit of our historical perspective, and unless something changes soon, unlimited surveillance powers will become the new “normal.” 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2HVZZCZC5I67WBON4CHZJG2BGY maudrindead

    “Opie, you have the constitutional right to–YOU JOINED THE COMMUNIST PARTY??”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2HVZZCZC5I67WBON4CHZJG2BGY maudrindead

    “Opie, you have the constitutional right to–YOU JOINED THE COMMUNIST PARTY??”

  • DeepCough

    See, your civil liberties are a myth, just like Andy Griffith.

    • Hadrian999

      Andy Griffith is real, Andy Taylor is the myth

  • DeepCough

    See, your civil liberties are a myth, just like Andy Griffith.

  • DeepCough

    See, your civil liberties are a myth, just like Andy Griffith.

  • Hadrian999

    Andy Griffith is real, Andy Taylor is the myth

  • Nunzio X

    Let’s update THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW for 2011:

    1) Andy and Barney now wear paramilitary-type uniforms and are loaded down with pepper sprays, Tasers, a main sidearm, a hidden “backup gun,” a submachine gun, five pairs of handcuffs, a bullet-proof vest, etc. Barney isn’t limited to one bullet for his revolver, but now carries five 15-round mags for his Glock.

    2) Friendly greetings from Andy or Barney to the citizens of Mayberry have been replaced by glowering stares, delivered through mirrored sunglasses.

    3) Howard Sprague can’t wear his bow tie anymore, because he’s not “in compliance” with the dress code designed to detect Muslim infiltrators.

    4) Insert your own hellish change here

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_76MITND6RHT2G3FEDZB2QJQM7E C.

      Instead of the whistling at the end, the show concludes with Barney taking a combat stance and yelling GET ON THE FLOOR DIRTBAG like some kind of hyper-masculine douche.

  • Nunzio X

    Let’s update THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW for 2011:

    1) Andy and Barney now wear paramilitary-type uniforms and are loaded down with pepper sprays, Tasers, a main sidearm, a hidden “backup gun,” a submachine gun, five pairs of handcuffs, a bullet-proof vest, etc. Barney isn’t limited to one bullet for his revolver, but now carries five 15-round mags for his Glock.

    2) Friendly greetings from Andy or Barney to the citizens of Mayberry have been replaced by glowering stares, delivered through mirrored sunglasses.

    3) Howard Sprague can’t wear his bow tie anymore, because he’s not “in compliance” with the dress code designed to detect Muslim infiltrators.

    4) Insert your own hellish change here

  • Nunzio X

    Let’s update THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW for 2011:

    1) Andy and Barney now wear paramilitary-type uniforms and are loaded down with pepper sprays, Tasers, a main sidearm, a hidden “backup gun,” a submachine gun, five pairs of handcuffs, a bullet-proof vest, etc. Barney isn’t limited to one bullet for his revolver, but now carries five 15-round mags for his Glock.

    2) Friendly greetings from Andy or Barney to the citizens of Mayberry have been replaced by glowering stares, delivered through mirrored sunglasses.

    3) Howard Sprague can’t wear his bow tie anymore, because he’s not “in compliance” with the dress code designed to detect Muslim infiltrators.

    4) Insert your own hellish change here

  • Simiantongue

     Floyd does the unthinkable lol.

  • Vitamin

    Relevant:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2TtIUHnkq8

  • Scott6000

    I Love the Andy Griffith Show!!

  • Scott6000

    I Love the Andy Griffith Show!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_76MITND6RHT2G3FEDZB2QJQM7E C.

    Instead of the whistling at the end, the show concludes with Barney taking a combat stance and yelling GET ON THE FLOOR DIRTBAG like some kind of hyper-masculine douche.

  • Joshbec

    O My Me!  An actual honest cop, I unfortunate was born too recently to have had the chance to see one in real life. (they must be a thing of the past)

  • Joshbec

    O My Me!  An actual honest cop, I unfortunate was born too recently to have had the chance to see one in real life. (they must be a thing of the past)

  • ….

    Big brother is watching

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