Unknown 55-Foot Creature Washes Ashore In China

55 feet long and smells terrible? Must be my mother-in-law. (rimshot) The Sun reports:

A giant 55 foot ‘sea monster’ has been found washed up on a beach in China. The beast from the deep is so badly decayed it cannot be identified. But according to local reports from Guangdong, in the south-east of the country, it weighed at least 4.5 tons.

People have flocked to see the creature — despite the rotting corpse’s foul stench. It was found tangled in ropes and one theory is fisherman caught it but could not land it as it was so big.

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55 Comments on "Unknown 55-Foot Creature Washes Ashore In China"

  1. It’s a freaking whale, why is this story trending I don’t get it. ooh it may be a monster ahh …please.

  2. It’s a freaking whale, why is this story trending I don’t get it. ooh it may be a monster ahh …please.

  3. Anonymous | Jun 24, 2011 at 7:00 pm |

    WTF?!  The Chinese are passing us in Satanic Monster Technology too?!

    http://youtu.be/Cxn0PIsrSL0

  4. Liam_McGonagle | Jun 24, 2011 at 3:00 pm |

    WTF?!  The Chinese are passing us in Satanic Monster Technology too?!

    http://youtu.be/Cxn0PIsrSL0

  5. your friend | Jun 24, 2011 at 7:01 pm |

    they will probably eat it soon.

  6. your friend | Jun 24, 2011 at 3:01 pm |

    they will probably eat it soon.

  7. Rex Vestri | Jun 24, 2011 at 7:06 pm |

    Maybe it’s Osama, just severely swollen up from the salt water.

  8. Rex Vestri | Jun 24, 2011 at 3:06 pm |

    Maybe it’s Osama, just severely swollen up from the salt water.

  9. probably a giant squid.

  10. probably a giant squid.

  11. Blueoktober | Jun 24, 2011 at 7:47 pm |

    Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina washed to shore in China.  And it rhymes. 

  12. Blueoktober | Jun 24, 2011 at 3:47 pm |

    Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina washed to shore in China.  And it rhymes. 

  13. I wouldn’t be ordering take-out anywhere near that area for a few days.

  14. I wouldn’t be ordering take-out anywhere near that area for a few days.

  15. Anonymous | Jun 24, 2011 at 8:33 pm |

    Have you ever seen Tremors?

  16. Anonymous | Jun 24, 2011 at 8:33 pm |

    Have you ever seen Tremors?

  17. Investinourftre | Jun 24, 2011 at 4:33 pm |

    Have you ever seen Tremors?

  18. Tremors is what I thought first too, hahah, doesn’t it though?  Anyways, maybe its a giant seaworm living in the caverns, in the depths of the unknown, dun dun dun…

  19. Jacob Newton | Jun 24, 2011 at 4:58 pm |

    Tremors is what I thought first too, hahah, doesn’t it though?  Anyways, maybe its a giant seaworm living in the caverns, in the depths of the unknown, dun dun dun…

  20. This has happened before. I’m betting a decomposed giant squid or whale

  21. This has happened before. I’m betting a decomposed giant squid or whale

  22. looks like a rotting blue whale or a giant fish.

  23. looks like a rotting blue whale or a giant fish.

  24. maybe its osama’s vagina, washed ashore in china…..

  25. maybe its osama’s vagina, washed ashore in china…..

  26. Penguins4life | Jun 25, 2011 at 2:28 am |

    Radiation from Japan?!

  27. Penguins4life | Jun 24, 2011 at 10:28 pm |

    Radiation from Japan?!

    • As in it’s some sort of Mutated Fish, from the Nuclear Accident at Fukoshima? Not unless your idea of Radiation induced mutation comes from X-men comics

  28. Anonymous | Jun 25, 2011 at 4:11 am |

    WE DON’T HAVE A WORD FOR IT
    MUST BE A MONSTER

  29. JoiquimCouteau | Jun 25, 2011 at 12:11 am |

    WE DON’T HAVE A WORD FOR IT
    MUST BE A MONSTER

  30. Anonymous | Jun 25, 2011 at 5:55 am |

    just made my day… lol! 

  31. Anonymous | Jun 25, 2011 at 5:55 am |

    just made my day… lol! 

  32. Anonymous | Jun 25, 2011 at 5:57 am |

    lol…. all that needs is a lil Soy Sauce…. 
    週時間下來!

  33. Anonymous | Jun 25, 2011 at 5:57 am |

    lol…. all that needs is a lil Soy Sauce…. 
    週時間下來!

  34. Looks like a cephalopod. I’d say it’s a partially eaten and decayed giant suid

  35. Looks like a cephalopod. I’d say it’s a partially eaten and decayed giant suid

  36. DeepCough | Jun 25, 2011 at 12:41 pm |

    Okay, Okay, Okay, I know it looks like salmon, but clearly that’s a piece of Photoshopped chicken breast.

  37. DeepCough | Jun 25, 2011 at 8:41 am |

    Okay, Okay, Okay, I know it looks like salmon, but clearly that’s a piece of Photoshopped chicken breast.

  38. Staceyk1968 | Jun 25, 2011 at 2:13 pm |

    anyone else find it funny that even though China is a hug of technology… no one can take a better picture of it or even multiple pictures???????

  39. Staceyk1968 | Jun 25, 2011 at 10:13 am |

    anyone else find it funny that even though China is a hug of technology… no one can take a better picture of it or even multiple pictures???????

  40. Anonymous | Jun 25, 2011 at 8:50 pm |

    Piece of a giant squid or whale. I’m gonna vote not hot.

  41. Piece of a giant squid or whale. I’m gonna vote not hot.

  42. that is a whale ill stake my life on that

  43. that is a whale ill stake my life on that

  44. You sir…..just blew my freakin’ mind. 

  45. As in it’s some sort of Mutated Fish, from the Nuclear Accident at Fukoshima? Not unless your idea of Radiation induced mutation comes from X-men comics

  46. It’s most likely just a donkey……a giant sea donkey. They have those in China, right?

  47. It’s most likely just a donkey……a giant sea donkey. They have those in China, right?

  48. It’s called a dead whale…

  49. It’s called a dead whale…

  50. Bukakke party!

  51. Bukakke party!

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