Would You Eat a Sh*t Burger? It’s Made From You Know What (Video)

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A Japanese scientist making artificial meat from human feces:

41 Comments on "Would You Eat a Sh*t Burger? It’s Made From You Know What (Video)"

  1. Anonymous | Jun 17, 2011 at 11:11 am |

    McDonalds has already beaten him to the punch.

  2. McDonalds has already beaten him to the punch.

  3. DeepCough | Jun 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm |

    I’d rather eat a sandwich made from other recycled sandwiches.

  4. DeepCough | Jun 17, 2011 at 9:00 am |

    I’d rather eat a sandwich made from other recycled sandwiches.

  5. Professors these days are bored in their job

  6. Professors these days are bored in their job

  7. What bothers me is who is funding this research

  8. What bothers me is who is funding this research

  9. Anonymous | Jun 17, 2011 at 1:32 pm |

    Newsflash!! Cheese is bacterial excrement. 

    Bacteria consumes milk and “cheese” is the “poop” it excretes as a waste product. 

    Bon Appetite !!

  10. GoodDoktorBad | Jun 17, 2011 at 9:32 am |

    Newsflash!! Cheese is bacterial excrement. 

    Bacteria consumes milk and “cheese” is the “poop” it excretes as a waste product. 

    Bon Appetite !!

    • There’s microscopic excrement everywhere, but I think the issue is that it’s our own poop and people aren’t big on that.

      • GoodDoktorBad | Jun 17, 2011 at 11:11 am |

        People have been making and eating cheese long before they even knew about bacteria or anything microscopic. If some one invented it just recently and described the process and what cheese really is, they probably would react similarly. The thought of eating excrement, no matter what the source, is obviously and naturally repulsive. 

        To further gross people out, I’ll mention that what people call “toe cheese” or for that matter genital smegma is very similar to cheese that we eat. The bacteria eat the protein, fat, etc in dead skin rather than milk and produce excrement that resembles and smells a lot like some of the more “stinky” cheese.
        It is chemically and biologically very similar.

        Makes you want to go out to buy a pizza, huh?

        • I’m eating some right now!

          In general I’d just say that people would find a lot of the food making process disgusting, but that’s only because they’re so far removed from their food. As far as your average person goes, I doubt they really think very hard about the fact that it’s not magic that makes their food show up at the super market shrink wrapped and ready to eat. If we had some kind of connection with the origins of food, I think we’d be more willing to settle for the reality behind it.

    • For some reason, this grosses me out far less than honey. Honey is bee vomit. I still use honey, don’t get me wrong, but I occasionally have to willfully push away the thought of what I’m actually eating…

      • GoodDoktorBad | Jun 17, 2011 at 11:40 am |

        Its easier to picture a bee vomiting than bacteria excreting waste. As they say, “Out of sight, out of mind”

    • There’s a big difference between bacterial excrement and human excrement

  11. Ronniedobbs | Jun 17, 2011 at 2:38 pm |

    The Yes Men already this: 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RRDLzxFXjY

  12. Ronniedobbs | Jun 17, 2011 at 10:38 am |

    The Yes Men already this: 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RRDLzxFXjY

  13. Anonymous | Jun 17, 2011 at 2:40 pm |

    It’s Japan so I’m guessing the fecalpheliac society.

  14. Anonymous | Jun 17, 2011 at 2:46 pm |

    There’s microscopic excrement everywhere, but I think the issue is that it’s our own poop and people aren’t big on that.

  15. Anonymous | Jun 17, 2011 at 3:11 pm |

    People have been making and eating cheese long before they even knew about bacteria or anything microscopic. If some one invented it just recently and described the process and what cheese really is, they probably would react similarly. The thought of eating excrement, no matter what the source, is obviously and naturally repulsive. 

  16. Anonymous | Jun 17, 2011 at 3:11 pm |

    People have been making and eating cheese long before they even knew about bacteria or anything microscopic. If some one invented it just recently and described the process and what cheese really is, they probably would react similarly. The thought of eating excrement, no matter what the source, is obviously and naturally repulsive. 

  17. Grooveboss | Jun 17, 2011 at 3:14 pm |

    they should place their labs closer to the coast 

  18. Grooveboss | Jun 17, 2011 at 3:14 pm |

    they should place their labs closer to the coast 

  19. Grooveboss | Jun 17, 2011 at 11:14 am |

    they should place their labs closer to the coast 

  20. Anonymous | Jun 17, 2011 at 3:35 pm |

    For some reason, this grosses me out far less than honey. Honey is bee vomit. I still use honey, don’t get me wrong, but I occasionally have to willfully push away the thought of what I’m actually eating…

  21. Anonymous | Jun 17, 2011 at 3:40 pm |

    Its easier to picture a bee vomiting than bacteria excreting waste. As they say, “Out of sight, out of mind”

  22. Grooveboss | Jun 17, 2011 at 7:17 pm |

    umm feed it to pigs not humans. 

  23. Grooveboss | Jun 17, 2011 at 7:17 pm |

    umm feed it to pigs not humans. 

  24. Grooveboss | Jun 17, 2011 at 3:17 pm |

    umm feed it to pigs not humans. 

  25. Michael E | Jun 17, 2011 at 7:41 pm |

    SOYLENT GREEN IS POOPLE!!!!!1!!!11!111

  26. Michael E | Jun 17, 2011 at 3:41 pm |

    SOYLENT GREEN IS POOPLE!!!!!1!!!11!111

    • And so are DUMP-lings.  (Doesn’t it look to you like a dumpling in that video above?)

  27. Anonymous | Jun 18, 2011 at 2:10 am |

    Fuck a Duck. Does this mean we can now feed the world? Has hunger finally been conquered? I can see celebrities selling their feces to the highest bidder, producing grade A high status steak.

  28. Fuck a Duck. Does this mean we can now feed the world? Has hunger finally been conquered? I can see celebrities selling their feces to the highest bidder, producing grade A high status steak. Eat shit and live.

  29. There’s a big difference between bacterial excrement and human excrement

  30. And so are DUMP-lings.  (Doesn’t it look to you like a dumpling in that video above?)

  31. Anonymous | Jun 18, 2011 at 5:44 pm |

    I’m eating some right now!

    In general I’d just say that people would find a lot of the food making process disgusting, but that’s only because they’re so far removed from their food. As far as your average person goes, I doubt they really think very hard about the fact that it’s not magic that makes their food show up at the super market shrink wrapped and ready to eat. If we had some kind of connection with the origins of food, I think we’d be more willing to settle for the reality behind it.

  32. Anonymous | Jun 18, 2011 at 5:54 pm |

    I hope you mean pizza….lol

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