Congressman Paul Ryan Hands Cold War Victory to the Ruskies

Soyuz TMA-7 SpacecraftWell, there it is folks. Plain as day: Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan’s “Roadmap to Ruin” austerity program sh*tcanned the U.S. Spaceshuttle program and left us dependent upon the charity of ex-KGB chief Vladimir Putin.

No you wouldn’t hear much about that from the Fox News(tm) Politburo. Seems that we have to rely on our Aussie cousins to get the scoop.

It’s true. Now without an independent space program of our own, we’ll be at the tender mercies of the apparatchiks in Moscow to support our telecommunications satellite infrastructure.

Now I don’t have definitive proof yet that Paul Ryan is a sleeper agent for Uncle Vanya, but all signs point to yes.  In debt ceiling talks this week his lot are trying to force American-born grandmothers to give up their cat food money in order to support the vodka habits of his Wall Street buddies like Frenchman “Fabulous” Fab Torre.

More proof that the Truth often hurts, from the Dystopia Diaries

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  • Anonymous

    McFuckwit is going to die of stupidity soon;

    Kudos for repeatedly publishing his retarded death-hallucinations.

    Can we have the idle musings from a retard chimp on scopolamine next week, please?

  • Anonymous

    Any Wisconsin congressional candidate who neglects to use this in ads to unseat Ryan isn’t trying.

  • Reasor

    Any Wisconsin congressional candidate who neglects to use this in ads to unseat Ryan isn’t trying.

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