White People Mad About Homeland Security “How to Identify A Terrorist” Video

This has been blowing up in the conservative blogosphere and media since Paul Joseph Watson posted it on InfoWars yesterday:

A new promotional video released by the Department of Homeland Security characterizes white middle class Americans as the most likely terrorists, as Big Sis continues its relentless drive to cement the myth that mad bombers are hiding around every corner, when in reality Americans are just as likely to be killed by lightning strikes or peanut allergies.

57 Comments on "White People Mad About Homeland Security “How to Identify A Terrorist” Video"

  1. Anarchy Wolf | Jul 23, 2011 at 1:13 am |

    Yes establishment, the middle class is now a dangerous and evil scourge that you must defend your illegitimate authority from. It’s not like you have been constantly been giving them more and more reason to despise and hate you or anything, like shipping their jobs overseas, pushing a free market ideology that legitimates such bullshit, forcing people to survive on debt to live the lifestyle they are brainwashed into desiring. Forcing them to live in a system were in they MUST have income to have anything and hence they must either exploit land they “own” and laborers who work for them, or they must sell themselves into wage slavery. So establishment, in summation, fuck you, you have it coming.  

  2. Anarchy Pony | Jul 22, 2011 at 9:13 pm |

    Yes establishment, the middle class is now a dangerous and evil scourge that you must defend your illegitimate authority from. It’s not like you have been constantly been giving them more and more reason to despise and hate you or anything, like shipping their jobs overseas, pushing a free market ideology that legitimates such bullshit, forcing people to survive on debt to live the lifestyle they are brainwashed into desiring. Forcing them to live in a system were in they MUST have income to have anything and hence they must either exploit land they “own” and laborers who work for them, or they must sell themselves into wage slavery. So establishment, in summation, fuck you, you have it coming.  

    • badbugger | Jul 23, 2011 at 8:53 am |

      nutzo

      • Jin The Ninja | Jul 23, 2011 at 10:09 am |

        who taught you how to be so eloquent? faux news apparently.

        • wow, like there is not a modicum of truth to the mans statements right???
          anarchy keep doing what your doing, some birds prefer their heads in the sand

          • Jin The Ninja | Jul 24, 2011 at 10:46 am |

            What are you talking about? i liked anarchy’s comment and replied to the douche that criticised him- why don’t you come reread what ACTUALLY happ’d and try again…..

      • Anarchy Pony | Jul 23, 2011 at 1:08 pm |

        Right, I’m a nutzo. Because I can actually smell the bullshit and recognize it for what it is, instead of gobbling it down like you.

      • Tuna Ghost | Jul 26, 2011 at 9:51 am |

        Hot damn you’re good at debating!  What forensics team were you on in high school?  I’ll bet you’re a lawyer, or have some other job that utilizes your amazing rhetorical skills.  

  3. White People Suck!

  4. Its not Black, White or Brown People it’s Religious People and always has been.

  5. jasonpaulhayes | Jul 22, 2011 at 10:51 pm |

    Its not Black, White or Brown People it’s Religious People and always has been.

    • Hadrian999 | Jul 23, 2011 at 10:43 am |

      not entirely true, the R.A.F. wasn’t a religious group neither are Maoist terror groups

    • Koukouloforos | Jul 23, 2011 at 10:55 am |

      Always religious people eh?! Dude, turn on the telly, some right-wing dipstick just slaughtered a bunch of kids in Norway. And that’s only one example that disproves your simple-minded view of the world. There are many examples of terrorism not related to religion. I could go back and list all the example of right-wing terror in Latin America throughout the last half century for example, but instead here are a few recent examples: The attempted bombing of the MLK day parade is one; The old white supremacist that shot up the Holocaust Museum; There are a number of examples of the Minutemen targeting people, including one incident in which they invaded a home killing a 9 year old girl; That neo-nazi who thought Obama was “comin’ fur ma gunz” and decided killing some cops would be fun; There was another neo-nazi who was shot by his wife when in possession of material to build a dirt bomb; and the list could go on. Then there are cases of left-wing terrorism, past examples include the Red Army Faction, Red Brigades, etc; more recent examples include the Conspiracy of Cells of Fire, Revolutionary Struggle, Informal Anarchist Federation, etc. 

      • dumbsaint | Jul 24, 2011 at 7:40 am |

        Anders considered himself knight templar and a freemason. So pretty religious in his thinking. I don’t disagree with you otherwise.

    • Oh dear.  Stop reading Dawkins and read some actual history books.
      The beforementioned RAF, IRA, ETA, Irgun and others blatantly show terrorism isn’t religion’s prerogative.  Actually, they posed a far more dangerous threat than any muslim terrorist today if you ask me.

    • Tuna Ghost | Jul 26, 2011 at 9:54 am |

      And the Unabomber?  The Oklahoma City bomber?  The Japanese Red Army terrorists?  What religions were these guys again?

  6. Nice terrorist training film; shows a lot of good terrorist moves, but what was the keys under the van thing about?

    What creeps me out about these Homeland of the Free snitch videos is that it reminds everyone that Big Brother is watching.

  7. BuzzCoastin | Jul 23, 2011 at 4:08 am |

    Nice terrorist training film; shows a lot of good terrorist moves, but what was the keys under the van thing about?

    What creeps me out about these Homeland of the Free snitch videos is that it reminds everyone that Big Brother is watching.

    • Hadrian999 | Jul 23, 2011 at 9:26 am |

      only thing I can think of for the keys would be to prevent security services from being to track back to the vehicle from the keys if the operative is killed or captured but there should be better ways to do this.

  8. badbugger | Jul 23, 2011 at 12:53 pm |

    nutzo

  9. Hadrian999 | Jul 23, 2011 at 1:26 pm |

    only thing I can think of for the keys would be to prevent security services from being to track back to the vehicle from the keys if the operative is killed or captured but there should be better ways to do this.

  10. Anonymous | Jul 23, 2011 at 2:09 pm |

    who taught you how to be so eloquent? faux news apparently.

  11. Hadrian999 | Jul 23, 2011 at 2:43 pm |

    not entirely true, the R.A.F. wasn’t a religious group neither are Maoist terror groups

  12. Koukouloforos | Jul 23, 2011 at 2:55 pm |

    Always religious people eh?! Dude, turn on the telly, some right-wing dipstick just slaughtered a bunch of kids in Norway. And that’s only one example that disproves your simple-minded view of the world. There are many examples of terrorism not related to religion. I could go back and list all the example of right-wing terror in Latin America throughout the last half century for example, but instead here are a few recent examples: The attempted bombing of the MLK day parade is one; The old white supremacist that shot up the Holocaust Museum; There are a number of examples of the Minutemen targeting people, including one incident in which they invaded a home killing a 9 year old girl; That neo-nazi who thought Obama was “comin’ fur ma gunz” and decided killing some cops would be fun; There was another neo-nazi who was shot by his wife when in possession of material to build a dirt bomb; and the list could go on. Then there are cases of left-wing terrorism, past examples include the Red Army Faction, Red Brigades, etc; more recent examples include the Conspiracy of Cells of Fire, Revolutionary Struggle, Informal Anarchist Federation, etc. 

  13. Anarchy Wolf | Jul 23, 2011 at 5:08 pm |

    Right, I’m a nutzo. Because I can actually smell the bullshit and recognize it for what it is, instead of gobbling it down like you.

  14. Anonymous | Jul 23, 2011 at 5:10 pm |

    Listen, this is all much simpler than anyone’s letting on here.

    For starters, just ask yourself:  “What do you do with terrorists?”

    Answer:  “BURN THEM!”

    Of course.  And what else burns?  Wood, naturally.  And what else can you do with wood besides burning it?  I mean other than building a bridge.
    @Jin_TheNinja:disqus 
    Answer:  “Build a ship out of it!”

    Bingo!  Because wood floats on water.  So too, as a matter of fact, do ducks.  Therefore, ex post ipso facto and all that: “If an enemy combatant weighs the same as a duck, what you’ve got there is a bona fide terrorist, son.” 

  15. Anonymous | Jul 23, 2011 at 5:10 pm |

    Listen, this is all much simpler than anyone’s letting on here.

    For starters, just ask yourself:  “What do you do with terrorists?”

    Answer:  “BURN THEM!”

    Of course.  And what else burns?  Wood, naturally.  And what else can you do with wood besides burning it?  I mean other than building a bridge.
    @Jin_TheNinja:disqus 
    Answer:  “Build a ship out of it!”

    Bingo!  Because wood floats on water.  So too, as a matter of fact, do ducks.  Therefore, ex post ipso facto and all that: “If an enemy combatant weighs the same as a duck, what you’ve got there is a bona fide terrorist, son.” 

  16. Anonymous | Jul 23, 2011 at 5:10 pm |

    Listen, this is all much simpler than anyone’s letting on here.

    For starters, just ask yourself:  “What do you do with terrorists?”

    Answer:  “BURN THEM!”

    Of course.  And what else burns?  Wood, naturally.  And what else can you do with wood besides burning it?  I mean other than building a bridge.
    @Jin_TheNinja:disqus 
    Answer:  “Build a ship out of it!”

    Bingo!  Because wood floats on water.  So too, as a matter of fact, do ducks.  Therefore, ex post ipso facto and all that: “If an enemy combatant weighs the same as a duck, what you’ve got there is a bona fide terrorist, son.” 

  17. Liam_McGonagle | Jul 23, 2011 at 1:10 pm |

    Listen, this is all much simpler than anyone’s letting on here.

    For starters, just ask yourself:  “What do you do with terrorists?”

    Answer:  “BURN THEM!”

    Of course.  And what else burns?  Wood, naturally.  And what else can you do with wood besides burning it?  I mean other than building a bridge.

    Answer:  “Build a ship out of it!”

    Bingo!  Because wood floats on water.  So too, as a matter of fact, do ducks.  Therefore, ex post ipso facto and all that: “If an enemy combatant weighs the same as a duck, what you’ve got there is a bona fide terrorist, son.”

  18. It may be true that there are far more wanna be Timothy McVeighs than there are junior Osama binLaden fans…and thats just the numbers talking…not even opinion or spin…if we leave aside scale, the number of events that include bombs/explosions/murder/mass assault with politico/religious motivations inside the US is overwhelmingly dominated by honkeys.

    …and I know that this dissonance with the worldview of conservatives frightens and upsets them…because in their minds their acts are justified…not terroristic…and the enemy is the enemy because it is brown and foreign…and therefore evil…while melanin deprived mass murderers are folk heroes, freedom fighters and patriots…

    …but I still can’t bring myself to like anything as cheezy as a govt snitching documentary that instructs everyone to scope their neighbors out and live in fear. More incompetent BS from the Ministry of Propaganda…more encouragement of fear and frustration…more sniveling cowardice and meaningless division. 

  19. It may be true that there are far more wanna be Timothy McVeighs than there are junior Osama binLaden fans…and thats just the numbers talking…not even opinion or spin…if we leave aside scale, the number of events that include bombs/explosions/murder/mass assault with politico/religious motivations inside the US is overwhelmingly dominated by honkeys.

    …and I know that this dissonance with the worldview of conservatives frightens and upsets them…because in their minds their acts are justified…not terroristic…and the enemy is the enemy because it is brown and foreign…and therefore evil…while melanin deprived mass murderers are folk heroes, freedom fighters and patriots…

    …but I still can’t bring myself to like anything as cheezy as a govt snitching documentary that instructs everyone to scope their neighbors out and live in fear. More incompetent BS from the Ministry of Propaganda…more encouragement of fear and frustration…more sniveling cowardice and meaningless division. 

  20. Since radical islam ( or any other radical movement ) isn’t a race, it seems obvious that if you wish to identify a terrorist color shouldn’t be your only criterium.
    Anyways, this bs stinks to high heaven and only Chairman Mao-types would applaud this culture of fear and constant suspicion.

  21. Since radical islam ( or any other radical movement ) isn’t a race, it seems obvious that if you wish to identify a terrorist color shouldn’t be your only criterium.
    Anyways, this bs stinks to high heaven and only Chairman Mao-types would applaud this culture of fear and constant suspicion.

  22. Oh dear.  Stop reading Dawkins and read some actual history books.
    The beforementioned RAF, IRA, ETA, Irgun and others blatantly show terrorism isn’t religion’s prerogative.  Actually, they posed a far more dangerous threat than any muslim terrorist today if you ask me.

  23. Anonymous | Jul 24, 2011 at 4:45 am |

    Don’t you know, everyone and I mean everyone, who is not them is the enemy.
    This is the idiot box generation, who all want to be “Detective Sergeant Martin Riggs” or “Detective Lieutenant

    John McClane” and they will beat, torture and kill as many people as needed to get there.
    They are out of control and have lost sight of the fact that their duties are policing and the duty of the courts is law enforcement.
    Their abusive attitudes, violent demands for respect, enforcement of orders as of master to slave are all signs of adherence to the Hollywood fantasy of what it is to be a hero cop, the value of judge, jury, executioner in their holster.

  24. Don’t you know, everyone and I mean everyone, who is not them is the enemy.
    This is the idiot box generation, who all want to be “Detective Sergeant Martin Riggs” or “Detective Lieutenant

    John McClane” and they will beat, torture and kill as many people as needed to get there.
    They are out of control and have lost sight of the fact that their duties are policing and the duty of the courts is law enforcement.
    Their abusive attitudes, violent demands for respect, enforcement of orders as of master to slave are all signs of adherence to the Hollywood fantasy of what it is to be a hero cop, the value of judge, jury, executioner in their holster.

  25. wow, like there is not a modicum of truth to the mans statements right???
    anarchy keep doing what your doing, some birds prefer their heads in the sand

  26. “everyone who is not them is an enemy”
    …or a tool

  27. FreedomFighter2012 | Jul 24, 2011 at 11:14 am |
  28. FreedomFighter2012 | Jul 24, 2011 at 7:14 am |
  29. TruthWillAlwaysSurface | Jul 24, 2011 at 11:20 am |

    The shadow government is trying like mad to cause a racial rift within the United States, thinking they can prey upon the ignorant to get Obama re-elected. It isn’t going to work! There is an internal power struggle within the elite and they are imploding. All will be revealed soon and this country is going to come down hard on the government.

  30. TruthWillAlwaysSurface | Jul 24, 2011 at 7:20 am |

    The shadow government is trying like mad to cause a racial rift within the United States, thinking they can prey upon the ignorant to get Obama re-elected. It isn’t going to work! There is an internal power struggle within the elite and they are imploding. All will be revealed soon and this country is going to come down hard on the government.

  31. TruthWillAlwaysSurface | Jul 24, 2011 at 11:35 am |

    The CIA is operating at an amateur level at best. If they can’t get real dirt on someone they come up with a “sexual assault” claim, (ie) Julian Assange, DSK, etc. There will be a senator next. They have planted Al Sharpton on MSNBC, why would they put the biggest racist on this planet and speaks like an idiot as an anchor? So that they can convince the ignorant to re-elect Obama.

  32. TruthWillAlwaysSurface | Jul 24, 2011 at 7:35 am |

    The CIA is operating at an amateur level at best. If they can’t get real dirt on someone they come up with a “sexual assault” claim, (ie) Julian Assange, DSK, etc. There will be a senator next. They have planted Al Sharpton on MSNBC, why would they put the biggest racist on this planet and speaks like an idiot as an anchor? So that they can convince the ignorant to re-elect Obama.

    • Tuna Ghost | Jul 26, 2011 at 9:57 am |

      So you refuse to believe that the sexual assault case against Assange is legitimate and the CIA is taking advantage of it to shut him up?  It has to be one or the other, eh?

  33. Anonymous | Jul 24, 2011 at 11:40 am |

    Anders considered himself knight templar and a freemason. So pretty religious in his thinking. I don’t disagree with you otherwise.

  34. Anonymous | Jul 24, 2011 at 2:46 pm |

    What are you talking about? i liked anarchy’s comment and replied to the douche that criticised him- why don’t you come reread what ACTUALLY happ’d and try again…..

  35. Anonymous | Jul 24, 2011 at 4:14 pm |

    i think actually the US gov is it’s biggest cheerleader….

  36. Pissedoffmiddleclassamerican | Jul 26, 2011 at 3:53 am |

    Government afraid of white, middle class citizens? Why not, aren’t they the same that started our first revolution?

  37. Pissedoffmiddleclassamerican | Jul 25, 2011 at 11:53 pm |

    Government afraid of white, middle class citizens? Why not, aren’t they the same that started our first revolution?

  38. Synchronicity again:  here’s a video continuing the scare tactics the government keeps putting in place, in a world where in my state, i am forced to use my seatbelt…or else…in which it is pointed out that white folk could be terrorists too.  And the right wing goes nuts because only the darkies do their terrorisms.

    And on Friday, a white, blue-eyed & blonde right wing conservative christian fundamentalist isn’t satisfied with venomous rhetoric and posting on the interwebs and tries to do what Fox News everyday is stirring people up to do.

    Yes, if white folks are discriminated against now, at least it will make us even.

    fiat lux

  39. Synchronicity again:  here’s a video continuing the scare tactics the government keeps putting in place, in a world where in my state, i am forced to use my seatbelt…or else…in which it is pointed out that white folk could be terrorists too.  And the right wing goes nuts because only the darkies do their terrorisms.

    And on Friday, a white, blue-eyed & blonde right wing conservative christian fundamentalist isn’t satisfied with venomous rhetoric and posting on the interwebs and tries to do what Fox News everyday is stirring people up to do.

    Yes, if white folks are discriminated against now, at least it will make us even.

    fiat lux

  40. Tuna Ghost | Jul 26, 2011 at 1:51 pm |

    Hot damn you’re good at debating!  What forensics team were you on in high school?  I’ll bet you’re a lawyer, or have some other job that utilizes your amazing rhetorical skills.  

  41. Tuna Ghost | Jul 26, 2011 at 1:54 pm |

    And the Unabomber?  The Oklahoma City bomber?  The Japanese Red Army terrorists?  What religions were these guys again?

  42. Tuna Ghost | Jul 26, 2011 at 1:57 pm |

    So you refuse to believe that the sexual assault case against Assange is legitimate and the CIA is taking advantage of it to shut him up?  It has to be one or the other, eh?

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