Allies Planned To Slip Hitler Female Sex Hormones

hitlerwomanThe British plotted to lace Hitler’s food with estrogen so as to turn him “feminine” or into a mustached transsexual or something. Because that would bring about peace. Lesson being, if it hadn’t ended when it did, World War II would have grown continually stranger and stranger. The Telegraph writes:

Some tried bombs to neutralize the Führer, others tried bullets. Now it has come to light that British spies looked at derailing the man behind the German war machine by giving him female sex hormones.

Agents planned to smuggle doses of oestrogen into his food to make him less aggressive and more like his docile younger sister Paula, who worked as a secretary.

Spies working for the British were close enough to Hitler to have access to his food, said Professor Brian Ford, who discovered the plot. He explained that oestrogen was chosen because it was tasteless and would have a slow and subtle effect, meaning it would pass Hitler’s food testers unnoticed.

Speaking about the scheme, Prof Ford, a science writer and fellow of Cardiff University, said: “There was an Allied plan that they would smuggle oestrogen into Hitler’s food and change his sex so he would become more feminine and less aggressive.

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  • Hadrian999

    Imagine the horror that would have resulted if they gave hitler PMS

  • Hadrian999

    Imagine the horror that would have resulted if they gave hitler PMS

  • Lifobryan

    The result would be something like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rELRYZUN1kM

  • lifobryan

    The result would be something like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rELRYZUN1kM

  • PixelBrine -

    If they could slip something into his food why not just poison him?
    Why would you just drag the war out longer with a gender transitioning, hormonal, Nazi?

    • Hadrian999

      they said it’s effect was subtle enough that it could get past his food testers

  • PixelBrine -

    If they could slip something into his food why not just poison him?
    Why would you just drag the war out longer with a gender transitioning, hormonal, Nazi?

  • Hadrian999

    they said it’s effect was subtle enough that it could get past his food testers

  • Marquez Mckenzie

    What is this? A little humor sprinkled into the mix to keep this site comfortably discredited?

  • Marquez Mckenzie

    What is this? A little humor sprinkled into the mix to keep this site comfortably discredited?

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