Tin Foil Hats Actually Enable Mind Control

ali2Does fashioning a “helmet” out of aluminum foil to block government-beamed mind control waves actually work? MIT’s Ali Rahimi (at right) and several colleagues found that the foil magnifies, rather than blocks, radio waves, specifically at government-controlled frequencies — oops. There are great pictures of the “study” being conducted:

We evaluated the performance of three different helmet designs, commonly referred to as the Classical, the Fez, and the Centurion. The helmets were made of Reynolds aluminium foil. As per best practices, all three designs were constructed with the double layering technique described elsewhere.

A radio-frequency test signal sweeping the ranges from 10 Khz to 3 Ghz was generated using an omnidirectional antenna attached to the Agilent 8714ET’s signal generator.

The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ”radio location” (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites. The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.

34 Comments on "Tin Foil Hats Actually Enable Mind Control"

  1. Anonymous | Aug 12, 2011 at 4:54 pm |

    Well, correlation isn’t necessarily causation.  But I’d wager that tin foil hat wearers do experience significantly fewer Alpha Waves, if you catch my drift.

  2. Liam_McGonagle | Aug 12, 2011 at 12:54 pm |

    Well, correlation isn’t necessarily causation.  But I’d wager that tin foil hat wearers do experience significantly fewer Alpha Waves, if you catch my drift.

  3. Thank you for sharing, Jacob.  Are you sure , however, that you have a mind to control? 🙂

  4. Thank you for sharing, Jacob.  Are you sure , however, that you have a mind to control? 🙂

  5. IT’S ALL JUST A PLOY TO GET YOU TO NOT WEAR YOUR HAT! KEEP IT ON!

  6. Anarchy Pony | Aug 12, 2011 at 4:46 pm |

    IT’S ALL JUST A PLOY TO GET YOU TO NOT WEAR YOUR HAT! KEEP IT ON!

  7. Tin Foil hats help you tune in to Astral Vibration not tune out. Its like a tuning fork that works to activate your Pineal Gland @936hz and the government is keeping it secret.

    Here’s Proof … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h2mJnvRbZ8

  8. jasonpaulhayes | Aug 12, 2011 at 5:49 pm |

    Tin Foil hats help you tune in to Astral Vibration not tune out. Its like a tuning fork that works to activate your Pineal Gland @936hz and the government is keeping it secret.

    Here’s Proof … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h2mJnvRbZ8

  9. respect cult | Aug 13, 2011 at 4:18 am |

    Umm they are to keep aliens from reading my mind not the government duh! I will still wear them as a fashion statement until lady gaga does then it will be played out and no longer hip

  10. respect cult | Aug 13, 2011 at 12:18 am |

    Umm they are to keep aliens from reading my mind not the government duh! I will still wear them as a fashion statement until lady gaga does then it will be played out and no longer hip

  11. Simiantongue | Aug 13, 2011 at 4:57 am |

    So tinfoil hats were a government plan in order to get better reception on wary people. Di-a-bolical !

  12. Simiantongue | Aug 13, 2011 at 12:57 am |

    So tinfoil hats were a government plan in order to get better reception on wary people. Di-a-bolical !

  13. Anonymous | Aug 13, 2011 at 8:14 am |

    kind of like the anarchist cookbook

  14. ok i’ll say it “to blog” don’t you mean block?

  15. ok i’ll say it “to blog” don’t you mean block?

  16. Make your hats out of lead flashing. That stops most of their evil rays. 

  17. Make your hats out of lead flashing. That stops most of their evil rays. 

  18. Anonymous | Aug 13, 2011 at 1:32 pm |

    Ha! This is old news! We true conspiricists have know the tin foil hat was a piece of disinformation by THEM for ages! Why do you think the most hard core conspiracy theorists are all so batshit insane? EH?! Cos they all fell for the lie and fried their brains!

  19. BrianApocalypse | Aug 13, 2011 at 9:32 am |

    Ha! This is old news! We true conspiricists have know the tin foil hat was a piece of disinformation by THEM for ages! Why do you think the most hard core conspiracy theorists are all so batshit insane? EH?! Cos they all fell for the lie and fried their brains!

  20. Oh, yeah interesting.  At least you list a few facts that are important to anyone actually looking to block the radio frequencies.

    I’ve heard and read from Physicists Barrier Trower, a prior British Miltary Intelligence, that it is “Tin” and not aluminum foil that is suppose to help block EMF frequencies from cell phone towers, but that is about it.

    It is not a complete block.

  21. Oh, yeah interesting.  At least you list a few facts that are important to anyone actually looking to block the radio frequencies.

    I’ve heard and read from Physicists Barrier Trower, a prior British Miltary Intelligence, that it is “Tin” and not aluminum foil that is suppose to help block EMF frequencies from cell phone towers, but that is about it.

    It is not a complete block.

  22. I can’t tell if this is a joke, but aluminum has been used for ages to amplify tv satellite signals before digital tv came along.  It makes sense that it would aid potential mind control devices. 

  23. I can’t tell if this is a joke, but aluminum has been used for ages to amplify tv satellite signals before digital tv came along.  It makes sense that it would aid potential mind control devices. 

  24. oops, I meant to do this:

  25. oops, I meant to do this:

  26. So, took you 6.5 years to notice the study?

  27. So, took you 6.5 years to notice the study?

  28. Tinfoil hats don’t work for shit unless they’re connected to a low impedence ground.

  29. Tinfoil hats don’t work for shit unless they’re connected to a low impedence ground.

  30. Don’t brainwaves operate at ULF ranges though? Or can you get away with sending/receiving them using frequency modulation or something to create a ~10hz similar to how binural beats work? Just not sure what 1.2ghz does to the brain. These frequencies are around us constantly anyway.

  31. Don’t brainwaves operate at ULF ranges though? Or can you get away with sending/receiving them using frequency modulation or something to create a ~10hz similar to how binural beats work? Just not sure what 1.2ghz does to the brain. These frequencies are around us constantly anyway.

  32. This is downright hilarious.

  33. This is downright hilarious.

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