Alien Chip Found in Napoleon’s Skull?

NapoleonVia Life’s Great Clues:

Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull. They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant — suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!

“The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal. Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events. Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!”

Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government.

“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained. But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion. “I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.”

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94 Responses to Alien Chip Found in Napoleon’s Skull?

  1. Burney September 8, 2011 at 1:38 am #

    Reposts from 14 year old Weekly World News articles? Really scarping the bottom of the barrel aren’t we?

    • Burney September 8, 2011 at 1:38 am #

      Scraping Even….

    • Doodooface September 8, 2011 at 3:13 pm #

      i love to scarp HERP DERP

    • ump September 8, 2011 at 6:01 pm #

      It isn’t a complete scrape, they changed the name of  the “Dr.” Andre Dubois to make it look like a different story.

      This does destroy any credibility this site once held in my mind, though. 

      Though it does serve as a healthy reminder on the importance of skepticism.

  2. Burney September 8, 2011 at 5:38 am #

    Reposts from 14 year old Weekly World News articles? Really scarping the bottom of the barrel aren’t we?

  3. Burney September 8, 2011 at 5:38 am #

    Reposts from 14 year old Weekly World News articles? Really scarping the bottom of the barrel aren’t we?

  4. Burney September 8, 2011 at 5:38 am #

    Scraping Even….

  5. loontonne September 8, 2011 at 2:19 am #

    love the negativity. keep it coming. 

  6. Anonymous September 8, 2011 at 6:19 am #

    love the negativity. keep it coming. 

  7. Fidle Sticks September 8, 2011 at 4:01 am #

    Habala babala dada!

  8. Fidle Sticks September 8, 2011 at 8:01 am #

    Habala babala dada!

  9. BuzzCoastin September 8, 2011 at 5:41 am #

    Was that the Skynet chip that the Terminator was looking for? Cyberdyne is sue for patent infringement.

  10. BuzzCoastin September 8, 2011 at 9:41 am #

    Was that the Skynet chip that the Terminator was looking for? Cyberdyne is sue for patent infringement.

  11. dumbsaint September 8, 2011 at 6:07 am #

    It’s far more likely he was a time-travelling cyborg.

  12. Anonymous September 8, 2011 at 10:07 am #

    It’s far more likely he was a time-travelling cyborg.

  13. ICE September 8, 2011 at 6:45 am #

    if anything he was an alien.

  14. ICE September 8, 2011 at 10:45 am #

    if anything he was an alien.

  15. Dr Lefebvre September 8, 2011 at 7:28 am #

    That bastard, Dubois – stole credit for my research and got 140k?!? I only got 90k – merde!

  16. Dr Lefebvre September 8, 2011 at 11:28 am #

    That bastard, Dubois – stole credit for my research and got 140k?!? I only got 90k – merde!

  17. UraniumSlug September 8, 2011 at 9:06 am #

    This is a hoax, Napoleon was never exhumed. Pic is from here:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20643620/ns/health-cancer/

  18. UraniumSlug September 8, 2011 at 1:06 pm #

    This is a hoax, Napoleon was never exhumed. Pic is from here:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20643620/ns/health-cancer/

  19. cakey pig September 8, 2011 at 9:47 am #

    gibber gibber

  20. Anonymous September 8, 2011 at 1:47 pm #

    gibber gibber

  21. Word Eater September 8, 2011 at 10:34 am #

    Also, he wasn’t even that short.
    http://europeanhistory.about.com/od/bonapartenapoleon/a/napoleonheight.htm

  22. Word Eater September 8, 2011 at 2:34 pm #

    Also, he wasn’t even that short.
    http://europeanhistory.about.com/od/bonapartenapoleon/a/napoleonheight.htm

  23. Word Eater September 8, 2011 at 2:34 pm #

    Also, he wasn’t even that short.
    http://europeanhistory.about.com/od/bonapartenapoleon/a/napoleonheight.htm

  24. Artor September 8, 2011 at 11:14 am #

    The “alien chip” is clearly a stock photo of a standard rfid chip like those used to tag pets. This is a particularly lame bit of b.s.

  25. Anonymous September 8, 2011 at 3:14 pm #

    The “alien chip” is clearly a stock photo of a standard rfid chip like those used to tag pets. This is a particularly lame bit of b.s.

  26. Anarchy Pony September 8, 2011 at 11:54 am #

    [citation needed]

  27. Wanooski September 8, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    [citation needed]

  28. Wanooski September 8, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    [citation needed]

  29. Wanooski September 8, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    [citation needed]

  30. Terrykase8 September 8, 2011 at 4:39 pm #

    The photo in the link is a verichip. Google “verichip” You’ll find chips that look exactly like that one.

  31. Terrykase8 September 8, 2011 at 4:39 pm #

    The photo in the link is a verichip. Google “verichip” You’ll find chips that look exactly like that one.

  32. Terrykase8 September 8, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    The photo in the link is a verichip. Google “verichip” You’ll find chips that look exactly like that one.

  33. Garrett Schaefer September 8, 2011 at 5:50 pm #

    pictures or it didn’t happen

  34. Garrett Schaefer September 8, 2011 at 1:50 pm #

    pictures or it didn’t happen

  35. Gizmo September 8, 2011 at 6:08 pm #

    its a regurgitated story that was a hoax in itself

    http://www.ecalpemos.org/2011/09/so-napoleon-was-abducted-by-aliens-yeah.html

    alternatively of course he was also a time-traveler who has reset the timeline to debunk the discovery lol ;o)))

  36. Gizmo September 8, 2011 at 2:08 pm #

    its a regurgitated story that was a hoax in itself

    http://www.ecalpemos.org/2011/09/so-napoleon-was-abducted-by-aliens-yeah.html

    alternatively of course he was also a time-traveler who has reset the timeline to debunk the discovery lol ;o)))

  37. chinagreenelvis September 8, 2011 at 6:26 pm #

    I knew this article was bullshit when I read this:

    ” “I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained. ”

    Napoleon wasn’t actually short: 5’7″ wasn’t and isn’t an irregular height by any means. 

  38. chinagreenelvis September 8, 2011 at 2:26 pm #

    I knew this article was bullshit when I read this:

    ” “I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained. ”

    Napoleon wasn’t actually short: 5’7″ wasn’t and isn’t an irregular height by any means. 

  39. Doodooface September 8, 2011 at 7:13 pm #

    i love to scarp HERP DERP

  40. DeepCough September 8, 2011 at 7:49 pm #

    Sure that microchip wasn’t a bullet?

  41. DeepCough September 8, 2011 at 3:49 pm #

    Sure that microchip wasn’t a bullet?

  42. Tedtheodorelogan September 8, 2011 at 8:44 pm #

    It was probably form Bill and Ted’s time traveling phone booth.

    WYLD STALLYNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. Tedtheodorelogan September 8, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

    It was probably form Bill and Ted’s time traveling phone booth.

    WYLD STALLYNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Christopher Hoe September 8, 2011 at 10:35 pm #

      Excellent !! Most Triumphant reponse !

      • Rufus September 11, 2011 at 3:27 pm #

        party on Chris

        • disqus_j3CkYsBp18 September 9, 2013 at 5:16 pm #

          RUFUS!!!!!!

  44. Bax September 8, 2011 at 9:46 pm #

    Vous racontez n’importe quoi. Le seul Dr Dubois auquel Napoléon a eu affaire était son chirurgien dentiste personnel. Mais quels sont vos sources ? Un inédit d’X Files que j’aurai manqué ?

  45. Bax September 8, 2011 at 5:46 pm #

    Vous racontez n’importe quoi. Le seul Dr Dubois auquel Napoléon a eu affaire était son chirurgien dentiste personnel. Mais quels sont vos sources ? Un inédit d’X Files que j’aurai manqué ?

  46. ump September 8, 2011 at 10:01 pm #

    It isn’t a complete scrape, they changed the name of  the “Dr.” Andre Dubois to make it look like a different story.

    This does destroy any credibility this site once held in my mind, though. 

    Though it does serve as a healthy reminder on the importance of skepticism.

  47. VoxMagi September 8, 2011 at 10:14 pm #

    I was willing to suspend disbelief until the quote from Dubois ““Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.” ”

    …at which point I think its safe to say that Dubois is insane or incompetent enough to plant the thing himself and lie outrageously about it.

    Napoleon’s strategies were neither unheard of nor particularly novel…he just applied them consistently and with the same dedication he showed to any task in front of him. Camping upstream from the enemy…never sacrificing a chance to employ artillery effectively…selecting a battleground with great care…this shit is bedrock basic military theory…but DOING it instead of talking about is harder than it sounds. For every brilliant success…there were a thousand repositionings to ensure that success…not mystical wisdom from the fucking stars.

    What abominable horseshit. Nothing says ‘hoax’ like total incompetence and elementary history fail.

  48. VoxMagi September 8, 2011 at 6:14 pm #

    I was willing to suspend disbelief until the quote from Dubois ““Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.” ”

    …at which point I think its safe to say that Dubois is insane or incompetent enough to plant the thing himself and lie outrageously about it.

    Napoleon’s strategies were neither unheard of nor particularly novel…he just applied them consistently and with the same dedication he showed to any task in front of him. Camping upstream from the enemy…never sacrificing a chance to employ artillery effectively…selecting a battleground with great care…this shit is bedrock basic military theory…but DOING it instead of talking about is harder than it sounds. For every brilliant success…there were a thousand repositionings to ensure that success…not mystical wisdom from the fucking stars.

    What abominable horseshit. Nothing says ‘hoax’ like total incompetence and elementary history fail.

  49. Corycampbell35 September 8, 2011 at 11:16 pm #

    The website is called disinformation. Of course it’s bullshit.

  50. Corycampbell35 September 8, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    The website is called disinformation. Of course it’s bullshit.

  51. Skepticism September 9, 2011 at 1:09 am #

    fake. do some research if you don’t believe me.

  52. Skepticism September 8, 2011 at 9:09 pm #

    fake. do some research if you don’t believe me.

  53. Christopher Hoe September 9, 2011 at 2:35 am #

    Excellent !! Most Triumphant reponse !

  54. corn September 9, 2011 at 3:48 am #

    Is there not science that can reverse engineer this… if this is true.  Why is this so dead end..

  55. corn September 9, 2011 at 3:48 am #

    Is there not science that can reverse engineer this… if this is true.  Why is this so dead end..

  56. corn September 8, 2011 at 11:48 pm #

    Is there not science that can reverse engineer this… if this is true.  Why is this so dead end..

  57. Jamie Owens September 9, 2011 at 3:19 am #

    fake and gay

    • Nsalmons September 9, 2011 at 5:13 am #

      Clearly this is fake Jamie so congrats on the obviousness of  that observation, but I’m really curious, which part of the story stikes you as gay? is it that you think it paints Napoleon in a light that brings in to question his sexual identity?  or Maybe you think Dr. Dubois could possibly have homosexual tendencies?or maybe you mean that this fake bullshit alien implant story its self is gay, that it is attracted to other fake bullshit alien implant stories of the same gender?

      Kind of makes me wish the story was true, so that I could hang on to a slim glimmer of hope that Aliens could come back to earth and implant computer chips in the brains of you and the millions like you out there who have such a poor grasp of the English language that they can’t come up with even one word more creative to describe this bullshit than “gay”

      • Icekingjr September 9, 2011 at 8:27 am #

        Actually, what he meant (obviously) was that the story made him feel happy and carefree- because he had worried about alien implants all this time.

        • Tommy Maq March 31, 2014 at 3:46 am #

          Now you’ve got him calling himself fake.

      • ishmael2009 September 9, 2013 at 4:13 pm #

        Yeah, well done, Nsalmons, you’re a real internet hero, policing the web for language.

  58. Jamie Owens September 9, 2011 at 7:19 am #

    fake and gay

  59. Nsalmons September 9, 2011 at 9:13 am #

    Clearly this is fake Jamie so congrats on the obviousness of  that observation, but I’m really curious, which part of the story stikes you as gay? is it that you think it paints Napoleon in a light that brings in to question his sexual identity?  or Maybe you think Dr. Dubois could possibly have homosexual tendencies?or maybe you mean that this fake bullshit alien implant story its self is gay, that it is attracted to other fake bullshit alien implant stories of the same gender?

    Kind of makes me wish the story was true, so that I could hang on to a slim glimmer of hope that Aliens could come back to earth and implant computer chips in the brains of you and the millions like you out there who have such a poor grasp of the English language that they can’t come up with even one word more creative to describe this bullshit than “gay”

  60. guest11 September 9, 2011 at 7:51 am #

    Umm, Ok.

  61. guest11 September 9, 2011 at 11:51 am #

    Umm, Ok.

  62. Icekingjr September 9, 2011 at 12:27 pm #

    Actually, what he meant (obviously) was that the story made him feel happy and carefree- because he had worried about alien implants all this time.

  63. Preferredemail September 10, 2011 at 3:05 am #

    Let’s see a picture of it.

  64. Preferredemail September 10, 2011 at 3:05 am #

    Let’s see a picture of it.

  65. Preferredemail September 9, 2011 at 11:05 pm #

    Let’s see a picture of it.

  66. Gnosticdancer September 10, 2011 at 1:12 pm #

    Are they sure it wasn’t a chip to track the skeleton in case it was stolen? 

  67. Gnosticdancer September 10, 2011 at 9:12 am #

    Are they sure it wasn’t a chip to track the skeleton in case it was stolen? 

  68. Matty Stuffs September 10, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

    you ar so gay i think you have a microchip in you brain

  69. Rufus September 11, 2011 at 7:27 pm #

    party on Chris

  70. Wolfymous September 12, 2011 at 8:45 pm #

    Internet hoax 5 years old may be more. Dr. Dubois does not exist.
    Question: why it reappears now?
    There is a large traffic of aliens?

  71. Wolfymous September 12, 2011 at 4:45 pm #

    Internet hoax 5 years old may be more. Dr. Dubois does not exist.
    Question: why it reappears now?
    There is a large traffic of aliens?

  72. Fobos October 13, 2011 at 10:50 pm #

    which is the medical journal where it was published that news?Fobos http://bookmysteries.blogspot.com/

  73. Fobos October 13, 2011 at 6:50 pm #

    which is the medical journal where it was published that news?Fobos http://bookmysteries.blogspot.com/

  74. Kult Jiri October 21, 2011 at 8:05 pm #

    Please, does anybody know any more detailed information and the contact on Dr. André Dubois?
    JUDr. Jiří Kult
    kult.jiri@worldonline.cz

  75. Kult Jiri October 21, 2011 at 8:05 pm #

    Please, does anybody know any more detailed information and the contact on Dr. André Dubois?
    JUDr. Jiří Kult
    kult.jiri@worldonline.cz

  76. Kult Jiri October 21, 2011 at 8:05 pm #

    Please, does anybody know any more detailed information and the contact on Dr. André Dubois?
    JUDr. Jiří Kult
    kult.jiri@worldonline.cz

  77. Kult Jiri October 21, 2011 at 4:05 pm #

    Please, does anybody know any more detailed information and the contact on Dr. André Dubois?
    JUDr. Jiří Kult
    kult.jiri@worldonline.cz

  78. Michele79 October 26, 2011 at 10:10 am #

    Um. This is an article from the Weekly World News… I call bullocks sir!

    http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/15207/alien-chip-in-napoleons-skull/

  79. Michele79 October 26, 2011 at 2:10 pm #

    Um. This is an article from the Weekly World News… I call bullocks sir!

    http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/15207/alien-chip-in-napoleons-skull/

  80. Man Fred September 9, 2013 at 4:08 pm #

    Nice source…

  81. peterappleby21 September 11, 2013 at 2:47 pm #

    Bet they were French aliens!

  82. Albert Macias April 20, 2014 at 7:49 pm #

    I think this who thing is bs!

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