Alien Chip Found in Napoleon’s Skull?

NapoleonVia Life’s Great Clues:

Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull. They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant — suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!

“The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal. Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events. Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!”

Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government.

“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained. But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion. “I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.”

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  • Burney

    Reposts from 14 year old Weekly World News articles? Really scarping the bottom of the barrel aren’t we?

    • Burney

      Scraping Even….

    • Doodooface

      i love to scarp HERP DERP

    • ump

      It isn’t a complete scrape, they changed the name of  the “Dr.” Andre Dubois to make it look like a different story.

      This does destroy any credibility this site once held in my mind, though. 

      Though it does serve as a healthy reminder on the importance of skepticism.

  • Burney

    Reposts from 14 year old Weekly World News articles? Really scarping the bottom of the barrel aren’t we?

  • Burney

    Reposts from 14 year old Weekly World News articles? Really scarping the bottom of the barrel aren’t we?

  • Burney

    Scraping Even….

  • loontonne

    love the negativity. keep it coming. 

  • Anonymous

    love the negativity. keep it coming. 

  • Fidle Sticks

    Habala babala dada!

  • Fidle Sticks

    Habala babala dada!

  • BuzzCoastin

    Was that the Skynet chip that the Terminator was looking for? Cyberdyne is sue for patent infringement.

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    Was that the Skynet chip that the Terminator was looking for? Cyberdyne is sue for patent infringement.

  • dumbsaint

    It’s far more likely he was a time-travelling cyborg.

  • Anonymous

    It’s far more likely he was a time-travelling cyborg.

  • ICE

    if anything he was an alien.

  • ICE

    if anything he was an alien.

  • Dr Lefebvre

    That bastard, Dubois – stole credit for my research and got 140k?!? I only got 90k – merde!

  • Dr Lefebvre

    That bastard, Dubois – stole credit for my research and got 140k?!? I only got 90k – merde!

  • UraniumSlug

    This is a hoax, Napoleon was never exhumed. Pic is from here:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20643620/ns/health-cancer/

  • UraniumSlug

    This is a hoax, Napoleon was never exhumed. Pic is from here:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20643620/ns/health-cancer/

  • cakey pig

    gibber gibber

  • Anonymous

    gibber gibber

  • Word Eater
  • Word Eater
  • Word Eater
  • Artor

    The “alien chip” is clearly a stock photo of a standard rfid chip like those used to tag pets. This is a particularly lame bit of b.s.

  • Anonymous

    The “alien chip” is clearly a stock photo of a standard rfid chip like those used to tag pets. This is a particularly lame bit of b.s.

  • Anarchy Pony

    [citation needed]

  • Wanooski

    [citation needed]

  • Wanooski

    [citation needed]

  • Wanooski

    [citation needed]

  • Terrykase8

    The photo in the link is a verichip. Google “verichip” You’ll find chips that look exactly like that one.

  • Terrykase8

    The photo in the link is a verichip. Google “verichip” You’ll find chips that look exactly like that one.

  • Terrykase8

    The photo in the link is a verichip. Google “verichip” You’ll find chips that look exactly like that one.

  • http://twitter.com/GOB3S Garrett Schaefer

    pictures or it didn’t happen

  • Garrett Schaefer

    pictures or it didn’t happen

  • Gizmo

    its a regurgitated story that was a hoax in itself

    http://www.ecalpemos.org/2011/09/so-napoleon-was-abducted-by-aliens-yeah.html

    alternatively of course he was also a time-traveler who has reset the timeline to debunk the discovery lol ;o)))

  • Gizmo

    its a regurgitated story that was a hoax in itself

    http://www.ecalpemos.org/2011/09/so-napoleon-was-abducted-by-aliens-yeah.html

    alternatively of course he was also a time-traveler who has reset the timeline to debunk the discovery lol ;o)))

  • chinagreenelvis

    I knew this article was bullshit when I read this:

    ” “I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained. ”

    Napoleon wasn’t actually short: 5’7″ wasn’t and isn’t an irregular height by any means. 

  • chinagreenelvis

    I knew this article was bullshit when I read this:

    ” “I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained. ”

    Napoleon wasn’t actually short: 5’7″ wasn’t and isn’t an irregular height by any means. 

  • Doodooface

    i love to scarp HERP DERP

  • DeepCough

    Sure that microchip wasn’t a bullet?

  • DeepCough

    Sure that microchip wasn’t a bullet?

  • Tedtheodorelogan

    It was probably form Bill and Ted’s time traveling phone booth.

    WYLD STALLYNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Tedtheodorelogan

    It was probably form Bill and Ted’s time traveling phone booth.

    WYLD STALLYNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Hoe/1299922538 Christopher Hoe

      Excellent !! Most Triumphant reponse !

      • Rufus

        party on Chris

        • disqus_j3CkYsBp18

          RUFUS!!!!!!

  • Bax

    Vous racontez n’importe quoi. Le seul Dr Dubois auquel Napoléon a eu affaire était son chirurgien dentiste personnel. Mais quels sont vos sources ? Un inédit d’X Files que j’aurai manqué ?

  • Bax

    Vous racontez n’importe quoi. Le seul Dr Dubois auquel Napoléon a eu affaire était son chirurgien dentiste personnel. Mais quels sont vos sources ? Un inédit d’X Files que j’aurai manqué ?

  • ump

    It isn’t a complete scrape, they changed the name of  the “Dr.” Andre Dubois to make it look like a different story.

    This does destroy any credibility this site once held in my mind, though. 

    Though it does serve as a healthy reminder on the importance of skepticism.

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    I was willing to suspend disbelief until the quote from Dubois ““Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.” ”

    …at which point I think its safe to say that Dubois is insane or incompetent enough to plant the thing himself and lie outrageously about it.

    Napoleon’s strategies were neither unheard of nor particularly novel…he just applied them consistently and with the same dedication he showed to any task in front of him. Camping upstream from the enemy…never sacrificing a chance to employ artillery effectively…selecting a battleground with great care…this shit is bedrock basic military theory…but DOING it instead of talking about is harder than it sounds. For every brilliant success…there were a thousand repositionings to ensure that success…not mystical wisdom from the fucking stars.

    What abominable horseshit. Nothing says ‘hoax’ like total incompetence and elementary history fail.

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    I was willing to suspend disbelief until the quote from Dubois ““Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.” ”

    …at which point I think its safe to say that Dubois is insane or incompetent enough to plant the thing himself and lie outrageously about it.

    Napoleon’s strategies were neither unheard of nor particularly novel…he just applied them consistently and with the same dedication he showed to any task in front of him. Camping upstream from the enemy…never sacrificing a chance to employ artillery effectively…selecting a battleground with great care…this shit is bedrock basic military theory…but DOING it instead of talking about is harder than it sounds. For every brilliant success…there were a thousand repositionings to ensure that success…not mystical wisdom from the fucking stars.

    What abominable horseshit. Nothing says ‘hoax’ like total incompetence and elementary history fail.

  • Corycampbell35

    The website is called disinformation. Of course it’s bullshit.

  • Corycampbell35

    The website is called disinformation. Of course it’s bullshit.

  • Skepticism

    fake. do some research if you don’t believe me.

  • Skepticism

    fake. do some research if you don’t believe me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Hoe/1299922538 Christopher Hoe

    Excellent !! Most Triumphant reponse !

  • corn

    Is there not science that can reverse engineer this… if this is true.  Why is this so dead end..

  • corn

    Is there not science that can reverse engineer this… if this is true.  Why is this so dead end..

  • corn

    Is there not science that can reverse engineer this… if this is true.  Why is this so dead end..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamie-Owens/1667738202 Jamie Owens

    fake and gay

    • Nsalmons

      Clearly this is fake Jamie so congrats on the obviousness of  that observation, but I’m really curious, which part of the story stikes you as gay? is it that you think it paints Napoleon in a light that brings in to question his sexual identity?  or Maybe you think Dr. Dubois could possibly have homosexual tendencies?or maybe you mean that this fake bullshit alien implant story its self is gay, that it is attracted to other fake bullshit alien implant stories of the same gender?

      Kind of makes me wish the story was true, so that I could hang on to a slim glimmer of hope that Aliens could come back to earth and implant computer chips in the brains of you and the millions like you out there who have such a poor grasp of the English language that they can’t come up with even one word more creative to describe this bullshit than “gay”

      • Icekingjr

        Actually, what he meant (obviously) was that the story made him feel happy and carefree- because he had worried about alien implants all this time.

        • Tommy Maq

          Now you’ve got him calling himself fake.

      • ishmael2009

        Yeah, well done, Nsalmons, you’re a real internet hero, policing the web for language.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamie-Owens/1667738202 Jamie Owens

    fake and gay

  • Nsalmons

    Clearly this is fake Jamie so congrats on the obviousness of  that observation, but I’m really curious, which part of the story stikes you as gay? is it that you think it paints Napoleon in a light that brings in to question his sexual identity?  or Maybe you think Dr. Dubois could possibly have homosexual tendencies?or maybe you mean that this fake bullshit alien implant story its self is gay, that it is attracted to other fake bullshit alien implant stories of the same gender?

    Kind of makes me wish the story was true, so that I could hang on to a slim glimmer of hope that Aliens could come back to earth and implant computer chips in the brains of you and the millions like you out there who have such a poor grasp of the English language that they can’t come up with even one word more creative to describe this bullshit than “gay”

  • guest11

    Umm, Ok.

  • guest11

    Umm, Ok.

  • Icekingjr

    Actually, what he meant (obviously) was that the story made him feel happy and carefree- because he had worried about alien implants all this time.

  • Preferredemail

    Let’s see a picture of it.

  • Preferredemail

    Let’s see a picture of it.

  • Preferredemail

    Let’s see a picture of it.

  • Gnosticdancer

    Are they sure it wasn’t a chip to track the skeleton in case it was stolen? 

  • Gnosticdancer

    Are they sure it wasn’t a chip to track the skeleton in case it was stolen? 

  • Matty Stuffs

    you ar so gay i think you have a microchip in you brain

  • Rufus

    party on Chris

  • Wolfymous

    Internet hoax 5 years old may be more. Dr. Dubois does not exist.
    Question: why it reappears now?
    There is a large traffic of aliens?

  • Wolfymous

    Internet hoax 5 years old may be more. Dr. Dubois does not exist.
    Question: why it reappears now?
    There is a large traffic of aliens?

  • http://bookmysteries.blogspot.com/ Fobos

    which is the medical journal where it was published that news?Fobos http://bookmysteries.blogspot.com/

  • http://bookmysteries.blogspot.com/ Fobos

    which is the medical journal where it was published that news?Fobos http://bookmysteries.blogspot.com/

  • Kult Jiri

    Please, does anybody know any more detailed information and the contact on Dr. André Dubois?
    JUDr. Jiří Kult
    kult.jiri@worldonline.cz

  • Kult Jiri

    Please, does anybody know any more detailed information and the contact on Dr. André Dubois?
    JUDr. Jiří Kult
    kult.jiri@worldonline.cz

  • Kult Jiri

    Please, does anybody know any more detailed information and the contact on Dr. André Dubois?
    JUDr. Jiří Kult
    kult.jiri@worldonline.cz

  • Kult Jiri

    Please, does anybody know any more detailed information and the contact on Dr. André Dubois?
    JUDr. Jiří Kult
    kult.jiri@worldonline.cz

  • Michele79

    Um. This is an article from the Weekly World News… I call bullocks sir!

    http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/15207/alien-chip-in-napoleons-skull/

  • Michele79

    Um. This is an article from the Weekly World News… I call bullocks sir!

    http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/15207/alien-chip-in-napoleons-skull/

  • Man Fred

    Nice source…

  • peterappleby21

    Bet they were French aliens!

  • Albert Macias

    I think this who thing is bs!

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