Reward: $1 Million For Rick Perry Sex Tape

Larry Flynt. Photo: Toglenn (CC)

Larry Flynt. Photo: Toglenn (CC)

Good old Larry Flynt is pulling one of his favorite stunts on Repuplican presidential candidate Rick Perry. What do you think, is there someone out there who’ll take the bait? From Reuters:

Pornographic magazine publisher Larry Flynt offered $1 million on Thursday to anyone with proof of “an illicit sexual liaison” involving leading Republican presidential candidate and Texas Governor Rick Perry.

The offer by the politically left-leaning Flynt targeting Perry was similar to past efforts by the Hustler magazine founder to embarrass public figures he dislikes.

Los Angeles-based Larry Flynt Productions, which publishes Hustler, said it bought full-page advertisements in the weekly editions of the U.S. satirical tabloid The Onion and the Austin Chronicle, a Texas alternative paper, seeking evidence of any Perry peccadilloes.

“I’ve been doing this for 35 years,” Flynt said in a telephone interview with Reuters. “We’ve found running these ads were very successful in finding sources to come forward.”

A copy of the most recent ad circulated to the media by Flynt’s company read, “Have you had a gay or straight sexual encounter with Governor Rick Perry?”

“Can you provide documented evidence of illicit sexual or intimate relations with the governor? Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine will pay you up to $1 million if we choose to publish your verified story and use your material.”…

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  • Mr Rogers

    I wouldn’t want to watch the tape, but it would be fun watching Perry try to defend himself on TV after it’s released. It might be a bit of a set back.

  • Mr Rogers

    I wouldn’t want to watch the tape, but it would be fun watching Perry try to defend himself on TV after it’s released. It might be a bit of a set back.

  • Mr Willow

    $20 says it would be him with a man.

  • Mr Willow

    $1 million says it would involve another man.

    • Rex Vestri

      My money is on livestock. He seems like a horse lover to me. Or perhaps a sheep or goat. It would be oh so very entertaining if a video somehow turned up of of him blowing a horse.

      • Mr Willow

        But he’s not from South Carolina. . . 

      • Anarchy Pony

        Those poor poor livestock… 

      • greengestalt

        Heh, be cool if he was caught “Shagging a Sheep” as a Brit might say.

        It’d be very “Baaaadddd” for him;-)

    • Redacted

      My money is on a little boy. Perry is obviously a pedo.

  • Rex Vestri

    My money is on livestock. He seems like a horse lover to me. Or perhaps a sheep or goat. It would be oh so very entertaining if a video somehow turned up of of him blowing a horse.

  • Mr Willow

    But he’s not from South Carolina. . . 

  • Mr Willow

    But he’s not from South Carolina. . . 

  • Anonymous

    My money is on a little boy. Perry is obviously a pedo.

  • Wanooski

    Those poor poor livestock… 

  • Nunzio X

    If Larry just waits until Perry is elected president, we can all watch Perry fuck the entire nation. Repeatedly.

  • Nunzio X

    If Larry just waits until Perry is elected president, we can all watch Perry fuck the entire nation. Repeatedly.

  • Nunzio X

    If Larry just waits until Perry is elected president, we can all watch Perry fuck the entire nation. Repeatedly.

  • greengestalt

    I love you, Larry Flynt!
    -er, platonically, I’m straight;-)

  • Anonymous

    I love you, Larry Flynt!
    -er, platonically, I’m straight;-)

  • HC

    There were rumors swirling around in the 80s (back when he was a Democrat in the Lege) that he had a gay partner…but Texas media are stupid and wouldn’t pursue a good lead if it bit them in the scrotum.

  • HC

    There were rumors swirling around in the 80s (back when he was a Democrat in the Lege) that he had a gay partner…but Texas media are stupid and wouldn’t pursue a good lead if it bit them in the scrotum.

  • Tuna Ghost

    Oh Larry Flynt, you’re my favorite pornographer.  I hope you get to give someone that million dollars in exchange for ruining Perry’s political career, that would be a wonderful Christmas present

  • Tuna Ghost

    Oh Larry Flynt, you’re my favorite pornographer.  I hope you get to give someone that million dollars in exchange for ruining Perry’s political career, that would be a wonderful Christmas present

  • UtterlySchmucked

    Larry Flynt…what a fucking sleazebag. Yes, yes, I get what he is trying to do: shine the light of hypocrisy upon those in the religious right and call them out on their shit. I just wish we lived in a world where the sex lives of those in office and/or running for office did not matter. I mean, unless the video shows Perry doing something blatantly illegal (ie: fucking a kid or an animal or raping an adult against his/her will) then I really don’t give two shits about it. God forbid we should act like adults and try to create a world where we stick to legitimate issues like the fixing the economy, ending poverty and the wars, finding cures to diseases and getting us the hell off of this planet. I can just hear the comments now: “But they would do it to us, so it’s only fair!” Great. Because two “wrongs” make a “right”. Whatever happened to: “Be the change you want to see in the world?” But I guess that just makes me a naive, idealistic schmuck…     

    • greengestalt

      Sadly, Larry’s got the best chance of unseating these parasites.

      As Michael Moore said about Dubya; “Those that he aids the least support him the most”.  Small closed mind people who gain strength from their pathetic lives as being more “Moral”.  You can talk about them all day (until they haul off and hit you) about how the people they support will do nothing more than send more jobs overseas, pay for the loss with tax dime, import illegals and take out debt in their names.  But show them vids of their idols mounting farm animals, they lose their will and crawl back to the trailer park and do nothing, save curse and scream “Apocalypse” when a progressive goes in and gets them more $, including by JOBS to work for it.

  • UtterlySchmucked

    Larry Flynt…what a fucking sleazebag. Yes, yes, I get what he is trying to do: shine the light of hypocrisy upon those in the religious right and call them out on their shit. I just wish we lived in a world where the sex lives of those in office and/or running for office did not matter. I mean, unless the video shows Perry doing something blatantly illegal (ie: fucking a kid or an animal or raping an adult against his/her will) then I really don’t give two shits about it. God forbid we should act like adults and try to create a world where we stick to legitimate issues like the fixing the economy, ending poverty and the wars, finding cures to diseases and getting us the hell off of this planet. I can just hear the comments now: “But they would do it to us, so it’s only fair!” Great. Because two “wrongs” make a “right”. Whatever happened to: “Be the change you want to see in the world?” But I guess that just makes me a naive, idealistic schmuck…     

  • Anonymous

    Heh, be cool if he was caught “Shagging a Sheep” as a Brit might say.

    It’d be very “Baaaadddd” for him;-)

  • Anonymous

    Sadly, Larry’s got the best chance of unseating these parasites.

    As Michael Moore said about Dubya; “Those that he aids the least support him the most”.  Small closed mind people who gain strength from their pathetic lives as being more “Moral”.  You can talk about them all day (until they haul off and hit you) about how the people they support will do nothing more than send more jobs overseas, pay for the loss with tax dime, import illegals and take out debt in their names.  But show them vids of their idols mounting farm animals, they lose their will and crawl back to the trailer park and do nothing, save curse and scream “Apocalypse” when a progressive goes in and gets them more $, including by JOBS to work for it.

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