Woman Mauls Elderly Man In Another Gulf Coast Vampire Attack

110909-pcso-hmed-8a.grid-4x2In a brutal incident reminiscent of one in Houston three weeks ago, a wheelchair-bound Florida man taking shelter from a storm had part of his face eaten off at an abandoned Hooters restaurant by a young woman claiming to be a vampire. Someone once told me that Pensacola is one of the worst places on Earth, and I’m starting to understand why. Via ABC Action News:

A St. Petersburg man who had dozed off in his motorized wheelchair woke up to find himself being attacked by a woman, according to police. Morton Ellis, 69, said he fell asleep after parking his wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters to escape the rain.

He said the woman, 22-year-old Josephine Rebecca Smith, told him she was a vampire as she bit off chunks of his face and part of his lip.

Ellis managed to fend her off and called police. Officers found Smith at the restaurant, half naked and covered in blood. Ellis required a number of stitches.

Smith, who is from Pensacola, told police she had no idea what happened.

49 Comments on "Woman Mauls Elderly Man In Another Gulf Coast Vampire Attack"

  1. Anonymous | Sep 12, 2011 at 7:46 pm |

    Do vampires usually spend all day grooming their eyebrows until there is nothing left?

  2. pixelbrine2 | Sep 12, 2011 at 3:46 pm |

    Do vampires usually spend all day grooming their eyebrows until there is nothing left?

  3. someone should shot this girl

  4. someone should shot this girl

  5. shoot* and me as well because I cannot spell.

  6. Who can blame them?  What else is there to do in eternity?

  7. Or Pensicola

  8. Anonymous | Sep 12, 2011 at 8:37 pm |

    Can’t help but wonder if there’s any connection to that last case that was nearly identical to this one. Guy thinks he’s a vampire, breaks into a stranger’s apartment and tries to bite her, is caught mostly naked and raving, then wakes up remembering nothing of it. Seems like a pretty senseless crime. It’s not like either of them stole anything or knew their victims at all. What’s the motive?

  9. Can’t help but wonder if there’s any connection to that last case that was nearly identical to this one. Guy thinks he’s a vampire, breaks into a stranger’s apartment and tries to bite her, is caught mostly naked and raving, then wakes up remembering nothing of it. Seems like a pretty senseless crime. It’s not like either of them stole anything or knew their victims at all. What’s the motive?

  10. Elenin.

  11. Elenin.

  12. Clan_MooN | Sep 12, 2011 at 8:54 pm |

    I have lived in Pensacola now for six years.

    Guess I have to add this to my list of things to worry about in this town, having some of the highest levels of pollution in the country…and now vampires…Maybe there is a connection.

  13. Clan_MooN | Sep 12, 2011 at 4:54 pm |

    I have lived in Pensacola now for six years.

    Guess I have to add this to my list of things to worry about in this town, having some of the highest levels of pollution in the country…and now vampires…Maybe there is a connection.

    • yea maybe there is a connection. Apparently all the pollution has eaten away at their brains.
       

  14. how do i shot web?

  15. not in front of any mirrors they don’t, lol!

  16. not in front of any mirrors they don’t, lol!

  17. Drugs…

  18. RiseandFall 0 | Sep 12, 2011 at 9:26 pm |

    This looks like another job for the CDC ! hahaha

  19. Drugs…

  20. Me too, but I also wonder if the one read an article on the other :p

  21. fuckin’ LARPers!

  22. fuckin’ LARPers!

  23. B3nningt0n | Sep 12, 2011 at 10:33 pm |

    two words……BATH SALTS

  24. B3nningt0n | Sep 12, 2011 at 10:33 pm |

    two words……BATH SALTS

  25. B3nningt0n | Sep 12, 2011 at 6:33 pm |

    two words……BATH SALTS

  26. yea maybe there is a connection. Apparently all the pollution has eaten away at their brains.
     

  27. She sounds more like a zombie than a vampire…

  28. She sounds more like a zombie than a vampire…

  29. Dmayberry1818 | Sep 13, 2011 at 2:12 am |

    It’s a story from St. Petersburg, FL…not Pensacola. Those are two completely different cities.

  30. Dmayberry1818 | Sep 12, 2011 at 10:12 pm |

    It’s a story from St. Petersburg, FL…not Pensacola. Those are two completely different cities.

  31. copy cat

  32. Tuna Ghost | Sep 13, 2011 at 8:08 am |

    Morton Ellis, 69, said he fell asleep after parking his wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters to escape the rain.

    Pensecola, everyone!  

  33. Tuna Ghost | Sep 13, 2011 at 4:08 am |

    Morton Ellis, 69, said he fell asleep after parking his wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters to escape the rain.

    Pensecola, everyone!  

  34. O. Spengler | Sep 13, 2011 at 10:51 am |

    More like a maenad.

  35. I blame those faggot sparkly vampire movies.

  36. I blame those faggot sparkly vampire movies.

  37. I blame those faggot sparkly vampire movies.

  38. Blubberlove567 | Sep 18, 2011 at 7:29 pm |

    potatoes

  39. Blubberlove567 | Sep 18, 2011 at 3:29 pm |

    potatoes

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