Woman Mauls Elderly Man In Another Gulf Coast Vampire Attack

110909-pcso-hmed-8a.grid-4x2In a brutal incident reminiscent of one in Houston three weeks ago, a wheelchair-bound Florida man taking shelter from a storm had part of his face eaten off at an abandoned Hooters restaurant by a young woman claiming to be a vampire. Someone once told me that Pensacola is one of the worst places on Earth, and I’m starting to understand why. Via ABC Action News:

A St. Petersburg man who had dozed off in his motorized wheelchair woke up to find himself being attacked by a woman, according to police. Morton Ellis, 69, said he fell asleep after parking his wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters to escape the rain.

He said the woman, 22-year-old Josephine Rebecca Smith, told him she was a vampire as she bit off chunks of his face and part of his lip.

Ellis managed to fend her off and called police. Officers found Smith at the restaurant, half naked and covered in blood. Ellis required a number of stitches.

Smith, who is from Pensacola, told police she had no idea what happened.

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  • Anonymous

    Do vampires usually spend all day grooming their eyebrows until there is nothing left?

  • pixelbrine2

    Do vampires usually spend all day grooming their eyebrows until there is nothing left?

    • Nuggett

      Who can blame them?  What else is there to do in eternity?

      • Adaugeo

        Or Pensicola

    • dddjjj

      not in front of any mirrors they don’t, lol!

  • kev

    someone should shot this girl

  • kev

    someone should shot this girl

    • kev

      shoot* and me as well because I cannot spell.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1455288665 Deva O’Donnell

        how do i shot web?

        • RiseandFall 0

          This looks like another job for the CDC ! hahaha

  • kev

    shoot* and me as well because I cannot spell.

  • Nuggett

    Who can blame them?  What else is there to do in eternity?

  • Adaugeo

    Or Pensicola

  • Anonymous

    Can’t help but wonder if there’s any connection to that last case that was nearly identical to this one. Guy thinks he’s a vampire, breaks into a stranger’s apartment and tries to bite her, is caught mostly naked and raving, then wakes up remembering nothing of it. Seems like a pretty senseless crime. It’s not like either of them stole anything or knew their victims at all. What’s the motive?

  • quartz99

    Can’t help but wonder if there’s any connection to that last case that was nearly identical to this one. Guy thinks he’s a vampire, breaks into a stranger’s apartment and tries to bite her, is caught mostly naked and raving, then wakes up remembering nothing of it. Seems like a pretty senseless crime. It’s not like either of them stole anything or knew their victims at all. What’s the motive?

    • Gergith

      Me too, but I also wonder if the one read an article on the other :p

      • iPINCH

        copy cat

  • Clearly

    Elenin.

  • Clearly

    Elenin.

  • Clan_MooN

    I have lived in Pensacola now for six years.

    Guess I have to add this to my list of things to worry about in this town, having some of the highest levels of pollution in the country…and now vampires…Maybe there is a connection.

  • Clan_MooN

    I have lived in Pensacola now for six years.

    Guess I have to add this to my list of things to worry about in this town, having some of the highest levels of pollution in the country…and now vampires…Maybe there is a connection.

    • Kdean

      yea maybe there is a connection. Apparently all the pollution has eaten away at their brains.
       

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1455288665 Deva O’Donnell

    how do i shot web?

  • dddjjj

    not in front of any mirrors they don’t, lol!

  • dddjjj

    not in front of any mirrors they don’t, lol!

  • Guest

    Drugs…

  • RiseandFall 0

    This looks like another job for the CDC ! hahaha

  • Guest

    Drugs…

  • Gergith

    Me too, but I also wonder if the one read an article on the other :p

  • Anon

    fuckin’ LARPers!

  • Anon

    fuckin’ LARPers!

  • B3nningt0n

    two words……BATH SALTS

  • B3nningt0n

    two words……BATH SALTS

  • B3nningt0n

    two words……BATH SALTS

  • Kdean

    yea maybe there is a connection. Apparently all the pollution has eaten away at their brains.
     

  • Sick!

    She sounds more like a zombie than a vampire…

    • O. Spengler

      More like a maenad.

  • Sick!

    She sounds more like a zombie than a vampire…

  • Dmayberry1818

    It’s a story from St. Petersburg, FL…not Pensacola. Those are two completely different cities.

  • Dmayberry1818

    It’s a story from St. Petersburg, FL…not Pensacola. Those are two completely different cities.

  • iPINCH

    copy cat

  • Tuna Ghost

    Morton Ellis, 69, said he fell asleep after parking his wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters to escape the rain.

    Pensecola, everyone!  

  • Tuna Ghost

    Morton Ellis, 69, said he fell asleep after parking his wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters to escape the rain.

    Pensecola, everyone!  

  • O. Spengler

    More like a maenad.

  • http://twitter.com/MiGaOh Michael G. O’Hair

    I blame those faggot sparkly vampire movies.

  • http://twitter.com/MiGaOh Michael G. O’Hair

    I blame those faggot sparkly vampire movies.

  • http://twitter.com/MiGaOh Michael G. O’Hair

    I blame those faggot sparkly vampire movies.

  • Blubberlove567

    potatoes

  • Blubberlove567

    potatoes

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