• Conspiracy Carrot

    Glenn, we’re all worried about you. Get better soon. xoxoxoxo

  • http://twitter.com/consprcy_carrot Conspiracy Carrot

    Glenn, we’re all worried about you. Get better soon. xoxoxoxo

  • Redacted

    Glenn Beck is on the corner giving free blowjobs to anyone who will listen to him rant for a while.

    • Andrew

      So what do the passersby get out of it?

      • Anarchy Pony

        Nothing, you should just run away.

  • Anonymous

    Glenn Beck is on the corner giving free blowjobs to anyone who will listen to him rant for a while.

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Wait, Glenn Beck still exists?

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Wait, Glenn Beck still exists?

  • shims

    how does he get such an awesome grey color? Must be all those misquided dellusions 

  • shims

    how does he get such an awesome grey color? Must be all those misquided dellusions 

  • Haystack

    “Of course Beck’s wrong (or lying) when he says nobody in the Tea Party has talked of revolution or violence.”  

    And it’s almost untrue by definition, considering that they take their name from a violent, revolutionary mob. If a leftist group took that name, there’d be no end to the tear gassing. 

    • Anarchy Pony

      Well a genuine leftist movement would be a threat to the established powers and the oligarch class. But the likelyhood of that developing in the states these days is slim. Because that would be “socialism” or “Marxism” or “communism” or somehow “fascism”. Also undoubtedly “totally gay”.

      • $1759962

        the genuine leftist (and rightist etc) movement is underway at this moment.  join us: http://www.occupytogether.org/ 

        • Anarchy Pony

          I have hopes for OWS, but at this point I am not entirely convinced that it is entirely genuine and will not become coopted and used simply as an emergency release valve with which people will vent their frustrations.

          But until I know for sure I will say Solidarity!

    • http://twitter.com/D351 D351

      There seems to be so much tear gassing and police brutality these days, I doubt anyone in NYC or LA would even notice the difference… except to make “tea-bagging” jokes.

      • Anarchy Pony

        Oh things in the US have the potential to get much much worse, but really there hasn’t been much more than a bit of unnecessary force and some macing here so far.
        Call me what you will, but I don’t think we are going to start seeing any change until at least one major metropolitan city is in flames.

  • Haystack

    “Of course Beck’s wrong (or lying) when he says nobody in the Tea Party has talked of revolution or violence.”  

    And it’s almost untrue by definition, considering that they take their name from a violent, revolutionary mob. If a leftist group took that name, there’d be no end to the tear gassing. 

  • Liquidstar

    Who’s this “Glenn Beck”?  Sounds like a porno star or something.

  • Liquidstar

    Who’s this “Glenn Beck”?  Sounds like a porno star or something.

  • Anarchy Pony

    I wish someone would come for him in the night. A big strong man to show him what love is. Then maybe he would stop being such a total dick.

  • Wanooski

    I wish someone would come for him in the night. A big strong man to show him what love is. Then maybe he would stop being such a total dick.

  • Wanooski

    Well a genuine leftist movement would be a threat to the established powers and the oligarch class. But the likelyhood of that developing in the states these days is slim. Because that would be “socialism” or “Marxism” or “communism” or somehow “fascism”. Also undoubtedly “totally gay”.

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    No they wouldn’t!!!

    Well…I dunno…maybe just for Glenn…a one time deal…because if ever any one person in the US urgently needed a street beating and dismemberment by mob…Mr Beck would be that guy.

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    No they wouldn’t!!!

    Well…I dunno…maybe just for Glenn…a one time deal…because if ever any one person in the US urgently needed a street beating and dismemberment by mob…Mr Beck would be that guy.

  • Mr Willow

    Hey! It’s Glenn Beck! And. . .

    Oh, god, he’s talking!! 

  • Mr Willow

    Hey! It’s Glenn Beck!

    And, oh, god, he’s talking!! 

    *runs screaming*

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3QUTSW7YQWV5ZC6GVARNAFPIHM Forster

    Glenn, many thanks for all your comments.
    because of you (who could have had a real career in nazi germany)
    I love to hate the USA !!

    please keep up the ‘good’ work, burn a few crosses along the way and say “Hi” to your good mate Hassan in Syria!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3QUTSW7YQWV5ZC6GVARNAFPIHM Forster

    Glenn, many thanks for all your comments.
    because of you (who could have had a real career in nazi germany)
    I love to hate the USA !!

    please keep up the ‘good’ work, burn a few crosses along the way and say “Hi” to your good mate Hassan in Syria!

  • Moi

    How is this amoeba-brained spokesman for beelzebub still on the air? Puzzling.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Well he is, I think, only operating from his website, which he likes to pretend is a television network that he calls GlenTV, and can do this because he is fairly well off.

  • Moi

    How is this amoeba-brained spokesman for beelzebub still on the air? Puzzling.

  • http://twitter.com/D351 D351

    There seems to be so much tear gassing and police brutality these days, I doubt anyone in NYC or LA would even notice the difference… except to make “tea-bagging” jokes.

  • Andrew

    So what do the passersby get out of it?

  • Anonymous

    the genuine leftist (and rightist etc) movement is underway at this moment.  join us: http://www.occupytogether.org/ 

  • Anti-Citizen1

    Nothing, you should just run away.

  • Anti-Citizen1

    Well he is, I think, only operating from his website, which he likes to pretend is a television network that he calls GlenTV, and can do this because he is fairly well off.

  • Anti-Citizen1

    I have hopes for OWS, but at this point I am not entirely convinced that it is entirely genuine and will not become coopted and used simply as an emergency release valve with which people will vent their frustrations.

    But until I know for sure I will say Solidarity!

  • Br0wnb3rry

    Why is he worried about people dragging you into the street to kill you? Don’t skull and bones members love that kinda stuff?

  • Br0wnb3rry

    Why is he worried about people dragging you into the street to kill you? Don’t skull and bones members love that kinda stuff?

  • tristan eldritch

    The only thing that would prevent me from taking a shit on Beck is the strong suspicion that he probably enjoys being shat on.

  • tristan eldritch

    The only thing that would prevent me from taking a shit on Beck is the strong suspicion that he probably enjoys being shat on.

  • Quint X

    The very sound of his disengenuosity is enough to keep me from going deeper than about :30. Could someone kindly make me a short transcript of the pertinent stupidity in context? Bless you. Thank you.

  • Quint X

    The very sound of his disengenuosity is enough to keep me from going deeper than about :30. Could someone kindly make me a short transcript of the pertinent stupidity in context? Bless you. Thank you.

  • Anonymous

    Who is this man? He’s a rambling moron.

  • JaceD

    Who is this man? He’s a rambling moron.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Are you not an American? If you were I would be surprised if you haven’t heard of this propaganda spewing white lump. If you aren’t american, rejoice, because you don’t have to put up with his crap.

      • JaceD

        Ha! I’m not American, I’m from New Zealand. I enjoyed watching the two snipits, funny and somewhat pathetic. He defnes propaganda. But apparently he’s speaking the truth! Ha!

  • Anti-Citizen1

    Oh things in the US have the potential to get much much worse, but really there hasn’t been much more than a bit of unnecessary force and some macing here so far.
    Call me what you will, but I don’t think we are going to start seeing any change until at least one major metropolitan city is in flames.

  • Anti-Citizen1

    Are you not an American? If you were I would be surprised if you haven’t heard of this propaganda spewing white lump. If you aren’t american, rejoice, because you don’t have to put up with his crap.

  • Anonymous

    Ha! I’m not American, I’m from New Zealand. I enjoyed watching the two snipits, funny and somewhat pathetic. He defnes propaganda. But apparently he’s speaking the truth! Ha!

  • Anonymous

    Ha! I’m not American, I’m from New Zealand. I enjoyed watching the two snipits, funny and somewhat pathetic. He defnes propaganda. But apparently he’s speaking the truth! Ha!