Jesus Appears In Tie Dye T-Shirt

By on October 20, 2011 in News 19

CNN filmed a miraculous discovery by an amateur tie-dyer in Cleveland, one which will restore your faith and awe in our mysterious universe. Proof that Jesus exists and is the son of God, and that he is a hippie:

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  • DeepCough

    Am I the only one who sees a giant squid wearing the head of Jesus as a decoration?

  • DeepCough

    Am I the only one who sees a giant squid wearing the head of Jesus as a decoration?

  • Toxiczen

    it almost looks like Jesus may have a vagina?!

  • http://twitter.com/consprcy_carrot Conspiracy Carrot

    It looks like a naked Gallagher with a bloody nose.

  • Rex Vestri

    Gawddamnit, ya beat me to the punch! That’s exactly what I was about to say!

    Looks like it needs a trim too.

  • Reptoids

    His torso looks like Baphomet.  Which of course is even more interesting symbolism than just Christ alone.

  • Dunzain

    Jesus got a nice Hitler moustache…

  • Andrew

    The guy holding the shirt looks more like Jesus than the shirt.

    Not everything that looks like a face is God.

  • V.

    more like jesus makes tie dye shirt of satan 

  • V.

    more like jesus makes tie dye shirt of satan 

  • justagirl

    dude and there is a crab claw on his fucking nose!  far out!

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    Looks more like Cthulhu to me.

    But as they say “Reality is the ultimate Rorschach Test”. 

  • Calypso

    Perhaps this is the only begotten son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster – may you be Touched by His Noodly Appendage.

  • http://twitter.com/chrish43 chrish43

    That’s not Jesus. That’s John Malkovich in Jonah Hex! 

  • Nunzio X

    That shirt reminds me of the Shroud Of Urine.

  • Anti-Citizen1

    Spreadin’ those legs all over town.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3QUTSW7YQWV5ZC6GVARNAFPIHM Forster

    yes I do see a jesus figure…. with a vagina !

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    That shirt looks like the one I had
    when I dropped the Jesus Face pizza on it
    which I then wiped with the Jesus Walmart receipt.

    Jesus, Jesus sure does get around,
    doesn’t he?

  • Calypso

    omnipresence is a strange thing