Saddam Lookalike Nearly Kidnapped And Forced To Do Porn

mohamed_basher_saddamEver feel as though you’re trapped in a waking nightmare? An ordinary Egyptian man’s terrible saga, via Huffington Post:

An Egyptian man who looks like Saddam Hussein says a gang of Iraqi kidnappers tried to force him to act in a pornographic film.

After refusing a $330,000 offer to play Hussein in a sex tape — which was purportedly planned to be sold to the media as an authentic recording of the deceased Iraqi dictator — Mohamed Bishr told al-Ahram that three men in black suits attempted to abduct him as he walked to a cafe in Alexandria on Sunday.

“The three men, who had guns hanging from their belts, forced me out of my car and shoved me into a van, hitting my head,” Bishr told the publication. For some reason, the abductors began arguing with each other and tossed him out of the vehicle, Bishr claims.

While plotting ways to destabilize Hussein before the 2003 invasion of Iraq, the CIA considered concocting a hoax video featuring a Hussein look-alike having sex with a teenage boy.

18 Comments on "Saddam Lookalike Nearly Kidnapped And Forced To Do Porn"

  1. Anonymous | Oct 12, 2011 at 4:48 pm |

    I know I should fee bad for the guy being kidnapped buy I can’t stop laughing.

  2. I know I should fee bad for the guy being kidnapped buy I can’t stop laughing.

  3. Penguins4life | Oct 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm |

    Am I wrong to feel there might be a bit of BS in this story?

  4. Penguins4life | Oct 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm |

    Am I wrong to feel there might be a bit of BS in this story?

  5. Penguins4life | Oct 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm |

    Am I wrong to feel there might be a bit of BS in this story?

  6. Penguins4life | Oct 12, 2011 at 12:56 pm |

    Am I wrong to feel there might be a bit of BS in this story?

  7. Hadrian999 | Oct 12, 2011 at 8:18 pm |

    why can’t I get a job offer like that

  8. Hadrian999 | Oct 12, 2011 at 4:18 pm |

    why can’t I get a job offer like that

  9. E.B. Wolf | Oct 12, 2011 at 8:59 pm |

    Maybe you don’t look like an Iraqi version of Fred Sanford? 

  10. Always good to know what the CIA is currently up to.

  11. Always good to know what the CIA is currently up to.

  12. Hadrian999 | Oct 12, 2011 at 9:36 pm |

    oh my god he does

  13. Wonders never cease….your friend in the pen/G.FIELDS

  14. Wonders never cease….your friend in the pen/G.FIELDS

  15. “For some reason, the abductors began arguing with each other and tossed him out of the vehicle, Bishr claims.”

    Maybe they were fighting over which one of them would have to be filmed having sex with the him?

  16. “For some reason, the abductors began arguing with each other and tossed him out of the vehicle, Bishr claims.”

    Maybe they were fighting over which one of them would have to be filmed having sex with the him?

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