Saddam Lookalike Nearly Kidnapped And Forced To Do Porn

mohamed_basher_saddamEver feel as though you’re trapped in a waking nightmare? An ordinary Egyptian man’s terrible saga, via Huffington Post:

An Egyptian man who looks like Saddam Hussein says a gang of Iraqi kidnappers tried to force him to act in a pornographic film.

After refusing a $330,000 offer to play Hussein in a sex tape — which was purportedly planned to be sold to the media as an authentic recording of the deceased Iraqi dictator — Mohamed Bishr told al-Ahram that three men in black suits attempted to abduct him as he walked to a cafe in Alexandria on Sunday.

“The three men, who had guns hanging from their belts, forced me out of my car and shoved me into a van, hitting my head,” Bishr told the publication. For some reason, the abductors began arguing with each other and tossed him out of the vehicle, Bishr claims.

While plotting ways to destabilize Hussein before the 2003 invasion of Iraq, the CIA considered concocting a hoax video featuring a Hussein look-alike having sex with a teenage boy.

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  • I_abide

    I know I should fee bad for the guy being kidnapped buy I can’t stop laughing.

  • Anonymous

    I know I should fee bad for the guy being kidnapped buy I can’t stop laughing.

  • Penguins4life

    Am I wrong to feel there might be a bit of BS in this story?

  • Penguins4life

    Am I wrong to feel there might be a bit of BS in this story?

  • Penguins4life

    Am I wrong to feel there might be a bit of BS in this story?

  • Penguins4life

    Am I wrong to feel there might be a bit of BS in this story?

  • Hadrian999

    why can’t I get a job offer like that

  • Hadrian999

    why can’t I get a job offer like that

    • E.B. Wolf

      Maybe you don’t look like an Iraqi version of Fred Sanford? 

      • Hadrian999

        oh my god he does

  • E.B. Wolf

    Maybe you don’t look like an Iraqi version of Fred Sanford? 

  • Fuesink1

    Always good to know what the CIA is currently up to.

  • Fuesink1

    Always good to know what the CIA is currently up to.

  • Hadrian999

    oh my god he does

  • http://www.facebook.com/sirgaryfields48 Gary Fields

    Wonders never cease….your friend in the pen/G.FIELDS

  • http://www.facebook.com/sirgaryfields48 Gary Fields

    Wonders never cease….your friend in the pen/G.FIELDS

  • http://twitter.com/Doktor_Wilhelm Doktor Wilhelm

    “For some reason, the abductors began arguing with each other and tossed him out of the vehicle, Bishr claims.”

    Maybe they were fighting over which one of them would have to be filmed having sex with the him?

  • http://about.me/Doktor_Wilhelm Doktor Wilhelm

    “For some reason, the abductors began arguing with each other and tossed him out of the vehicle, Bishr claims.”

    Maybe they were fighting over which one of them would have to be filmed having sex with the him?

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