Three-Eyed Fish Caught Outside a Nuclear Power Plant

The Simpsons called it … via Geekologie:

Seen looking like about 40 fish sticks, a group of fishermen caught this three-eyed Simpsons ‘blinky’ fish in a lake near a nuclear power plant in Argentina. Jealous cyclops shark is jealous! Per Babel Fish (how appropriate!) translation:

“We were fishing and we took the surprise to remove this rare unit. As it were at night then we did not realize, but later it watched it to one with a lantern and it saw that it had a third eye”, elated Julian Zmutt, one of the fishermen. Zmutt assured that it is the first time that happens to him and that the finding began to worry to the population because “it begins to speak of the nuclear power station.”

Not gonna lie, I’d probably err on the side of safety and just not fish in the lake by the nuclear power plant. Bathe, sure, but I’ve always wanting a glowing peen that could guide me to the bathroom at night without having to turn on any lights. *methodically waving wiener down hallway like a movie usher*

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14 Responses to Three-Eyed Fish Caught Outside a Nuclear Power Plant

  1. JohnFrancisBittrich October 28, 2011 at 11:00 am #

    Looks like that “The Simpsons Already Did It” episode of South Park is real life now!

  2. fivetonsofflax October 28, 2011 at 3:00 pm #

    Looks like that “The Simpsons Already Did It” episode of South Park is real life now!

  3. Ejdinr October 28, 2011 at 6:24 pm #

    Picture?

  4. Ejdinr October 28, 2011 at 6:24 pm #

    Picture?

  5. Ejdinr October 28, 2011 at 2:24 pm #

    Picture?

    • Andrew October 28, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

      There’s one on the Geekologie page.  It looks like the fishermen cut a hole in the fish’s head and stuffed an eyeball from another fish in it.

  6. DeepCough October 28, 2011 at 8:19 pm #

    Did they call the fish “Blinky?”

  7. DeepCough October 28, 2011 at 4:19 pm #

    Did they call the fish “Blinky?”

  8. Andrew October 29, 2011 at 1:33 am #

    There’s one on the Geekologie page.  It looks like the fishermen cut a hole in the fish’s head and stuffed an eyeball from another fish in it.

  9. Jarel October 29, 2011 at 2:18 am #

    Result of NATO drone strikes in Libya – Warning Graphic Video
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  10. Jarel October 29, 2011 at 6:18 am #

    Result of NATO drone strikes in Libya – Warning Graphic Video
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  11. Anti-Citizen1 October 30, 2011 at 10:58 pm #

    People have been finding creatures with odd numbers of things at our old logging mill for years now.

  12. Anarchy Pony October 30, 2011 at 6:58 pm #

    People have been finding creatures with odd numbers of things at our old logging mill for years now.

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