Darth Vader Claims Land In Ukraine

Daft news story of the day, courtesy of Reuters:

Welcoming the local authorities’ move to the dark side, Darth Vader has asked for a land plot in the Ukrainian Black Sea port of Odessa to park his space ship.

An Odessite dressed as the Star Wars villain visited the mayor’s office this week to claim a free land plot citing Ukrainian legislation which grants every citizen the right to own 1,000 square meters of land.

His visit followed a decision by city authorities to grant attractive land plots along the sea coast to a group of people for free, prompting public concerns about corruption, according to local media…

[story continues at Reuters]

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12 Comments on "Darth Vader Claims Land In Ukraine"

  1. Anonymous | Nov 21, 2011 at 4:09 pm |

    1000 square meters? Free is a good price!

  2. 1000 square meters? Free is a good price!

  3. he shoulda choked out one of those officers with the force…

  4. he shoulda choked out one of those officers with the force…

  5. Is it just me or is it hard to find good Ukrainian Storm Troopers these days?

  6. Is it just me or is it hard to find good Ukrainian Storm Troopers these days?

  7. Anonymous | Nov 21, 2011 at 6:08 pm |

    Who cares about Vader, that secretary is soooo Hot….

    Mwahhh!

  8. GoodDoktorBad | Nov 21, 2011 at 2:08 pm |

    Who cares about Vader, that secretary is soooo Hot….

    Mwahhh!

  9. Vader: Something, something, something, 1000 square meters. Something, something, something, dark side. Secretary: Please sign here.      

  10. Vader: Something, something, something, 1000 square meters. Something, something, something, dark side. Secretary: Please sign here.      

  11. Anonymous | Nov 22, 2011 at 12:36 am |

    hahahahaha that was awesome, love the Darth Vader music playing the whole time. I thought he was going to use his mind tricks on the guards.

  12. hahahahaha that was awesome, love the Darth Vader music playing the whole time. I thought he was going to use his mind tricks on the guards.

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