Darth Vader Claims Land In Ukraine

Daft news story of the day, courtesy of Reuters:

Welcoming the local authorities’ move to the dark side, Darth Vader has asked for a land plot in the Ukrainian Black Sea port of Odessa to park his space ship.

An Odessite dressed as the Star Wars villain visited the mayor’s office this week to claim a free land plot citing Ukrainian legislation which grants every citizen the right to own 1,000 square meters of land.

His visit followed a decision by city authorities to grant attractive land plots along the sea coast to a group of people for free, prompting public concerns about corruption, according to local media…

[story continues at Reuters]

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  • Anonymous

    1000 square meters? Free is a good price!

  • Redacted

    1000 square meters? Free is a good price!

  • Toxiczen

    he shoulda choked out one of those officers with the force…

  • Toxiczen

    he shoulda choked out one of those officers with the force…

  • http://twitter.com/CoffinRide M.C. CoffinRide

    Is it just me or is it hard to find good Ukrainian Storm Troopers these days?

  • http://twitter.com/CoffinRide M.C. CoffinRide

    Is it just me or is it hard to find good Ukrainian Storm Troopers these days?

  • Anonymous

    Who cares about Vader, that secretary is soooo Hot….

    Mwahhh!

  • GoodDoktorBad

    Who cares about Vader, that secretary is soooo Hot….

    Mwahhh!

  • SWF

    Vader: Something, something, something, 1000 square meters. Something, something, something, dark side. Secretary: Please sign here.      

  • SWF

    Vader: Something, something, something, 1000 square meters. Something, something, something, dark side. Secretary: Please sign here.      

  • Anonymous

    hahahahaha that was awesome, love the Darth Vader music playing the whole time. I thought he was going to use his mind tricks on the guards.

  • JaceD

    hahahahaha that was awesome, love the Darth Vader music playing the whole time. I thought he was going to use his mind tricks on the guards.

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