Ohio Family Claims To Be Haunted By Ghosts Having Sex

ghost-jpeg1This certainly raises all sorts of questions. CBS Cleveland reports:

An Ohio grandmother and her 4-year-old granddaughter say they have caught ghosts having sex inside their house.

Speaking to CBS Cleveland, Diane Carlisle said this visitation was the latest in a series that goes back to when she first moved to her Euclid home 12 years ago. Her photos prove it, she said.

This time, her granddaughter Kimora saw a man’s bare backside and a woman’s legs with high heels still on. At other times, they’ve seen men, women and children in various rooms and in her backyard.

Even her dog had an experience better to forget than remember. Walking up the stairs from the basement, something caught its hind legs and held them. Now, the dog avoids the basement.

The rest of the family has learned to live with them, Carlisle said.

“[My granddaughter, daughter and I] have grown with them around,” she said. “At times you get scared, like when you’re home alone and hear footsteps around and doors slam.”

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  • Anonymous

    ghosts need love too I guess.

  • I_abide

    ghosts need love too I guess.

  • Dunzain

    No use for ghosts having sex, the friction is non-existent…

  • Dunzain

    No use for ghosts having sex, the friction is non-existent…

    • Adam

      Yes, but as non-corporeal beings they are REALLY flexible.

  • GoodDoktorBad

    You won’t feel a thing…..

    • Ronniedobbs

      thats what she said

    • Slick Ricky

      what?

  • Anonymous

    You won’t feel a thing…..

  • Ronniedobbs

    thats what she said

  • Slick Ricky

    I can’t believe this made the news.  This is retarded.

  • Slick Ricky

    I can’t believe this made the news.  This is retarded.

  • Slick Ricky

    what?

  • Healer

    Am I the only that notices something wrong with the opening sentence, “An Ohio grandmother and her 4-year-old granddaughter say they have caught ghosts having sex inside their house.” Rofl, I understand the grandmother, but how does the four year old know what people having sex looks like?

    • GoodDoktorBad

      By watching the ghosts perhaps?

      • Healer

        I believe in ghosts, have had my own supernatural experiences, and have family who have as well. With that being said, I was totally was just getting a good laugh out of the article. Lighten up a little amigos, it’s not like this was a comment on something important like OWS.

        -Healer

    • quartz99

      The story says it was the little girl who saw them first.

      And not every household is prudish. She may not know the word “sex” or what it is exactly but if her parents love each other she’s got to have caught them at it before. Not to mention, if the television has ever been on anything that’s not a pre-school cartoon, she’s seen it on tv. Most kids learn about sex really early the same way they learn swear words: Media, overhearing conversations they aren’t supposed to, and from other kids. She doesn’t have to have completely understood what was going on to go get her grandma and say “I saw a naked man’s butt!”

      That said, I find that picture suspicious. The coloration and the bright spot match the image on the screen, with some distortion. Reflection on the lens from the light of the tv. The fact that it looks like a naked ass is just hilarious matrixing. If you look just above the circled area, you’ll see a faint light line that exactly matches the shape of the nose of the woman on the screen. There’s also a horizontal glow between the circled area and the face. That’s a symptom of lens flare, probably caused by that really bright white spot on the right edge of the screen, which I thought was a flash, but the rest of the picture is pretty dark for it to have been a flash so maybe it’s a reflection of a low light (like a table lamp). Either way, it’s reflecting into the lens.

  • Healer

    Am I the only that notices something wrong with the opening sentence, “An Ohio grandmother and her 4-year-old granddaughter say they have caught ghosts having sex inside their house.” Rofl, I understand the grandmother, but how does the four year old know what people having sex looks like?

  • Adam

    Yes, but as non-corporeal beings they are REALLY flexible.

  • Jack

    Was their real estate agent named Helen Hoover Boyle?

  • Jack

    Was their real estate agent named Helen Hoover Boyle?

  • Anonymous

    By watching the ghosts perhaps?

  • Anonymous

    The story says it was the little girl who saw them first.

    And not every household is prudish. She may not know the word “sex” or what it is exactly but if her parents love each other she’s got to have caught them at it before. Not to mention, if the television has ever been on anything that’s not a pre-school cartoon, she’s seen it on tv. Most kids learn about sex really early the same way they learn swear words: Media, overhearing conversations they aren’t supposed to, and from other kids. She doesn’t have to have completely understood what was going on to go get her grandma and say “I saw a naked man’s butt!”

    That said, I find that picture suspicious. The coloration and the bright spot match the image on the screen, with some distortion. Reflection on the lens from the light of the tv. The fact that it looks like a naked ass is just hilarious matrixing. If you look just above the circled area, you’ll see a faint light line that exactly matches the shape of the nose of the woman on the screen. There’s also a horizontal glow between the circled area and the face. That’s a symptom of lens flare, probably caused by that really bright white spot on the right edge of the screen, which I thought was a flash, but the rest of the picture is pretty dark for it to have been a flash so maybe it’s a reflection of a low light (like a table lamp). Either way, it’s reflecting into the lens.

  • Healer

    I believe in ghosts, have had my own supernatural experiences, and have family who have as well. With that being said, I was totally was just getting a good laugh out of the article. Lighten up a little amigos, it’s not like this was a comment on something important like OWS.

    -Healer

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