Penis Cancer Linked To Sex With Animals

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Photo: Waugsberg (CC)

A warning for zoophiles from MSNBC:

For many people, bestiality is a bad joke, but for some it could be a matter of life or death, according to a new study finding that men who had sex with animals in their lifetimes were twice as likely to develop cancer of the penis as others.

The study of 492 men from rural Brazil found that 35 percent of study participants, who ranged from 18 to 80 years old and included both penile cancer patients and healthy men, reported having sex with animals (SWA) in their lifetimes. A team of urologists from centers around Brazil co-authored the paper, which looked at risk factors for penile cancer in men who had visited 16 urology and oncology centers in 12 Brazilian cities. In addition to SWA, three other risk factors for penile cancer were found: smoking, the presence of premalignant lesions on the penis and phimosis, a condition where the foreskin cannot be retracted over the penis.

Men who had sex with animals also reported a higher incidence of sexually transmitted diseases.

Of the 118 penile cancer patients, 45 percent reported having sex with animals, compared with 32 percent of healthy men, who visited the medical centers for benign conditions, check-ups or cancer prevention. Fifty-nine percent of men who had sex with animals did so for one to five years, while 21 percent continued the behavior, also known as zoophilia, for more than five years. The subjects reported a variety of frequencies for their sex acts, ranging from monthly to daily…

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35 Comments on "Penis Cancer Linked To Sex With Animals"

  1. Rex Vestri | Nov 8, 2011 at 5:19 pm |

    I bet this news worries Carl Paladino

  2. Rex Vestri | Nov 8, 2011 at 1:19 pm |

    I bet this news worries Carl Paladino

  3. guy fauXs | Nov 8, 2011 at 5:21 pm |

    Could just be these weirdos really like sticking their penis in weird places. Is it that far fetched to say an animal rapist wouldn’t be out raping tailpipes, lead pipes, hell anything tubular and potentially carcinogenic.

  4. guy fauXs | Nov 8, 2011 at 1:21 pm |

    Could just be these weirdos really like sticking their penis in weird places. Is it that far fetched to say an animal rapist wouldn’t be out raping tailpipes, lead pipes, hell anything tubular and potentially carcinogenic.

  5. Anonymous | Nov 8, 2011 at 5:29 pm |

    Mario sez:

    “Try to rape me and I’ll shred yer sausage…”

  6. GoodDoktorBad | Nov 8, 2011 at 1:29 pm |

    Mario sez:

    “Try to rape me and I’ll shred yer sausage…”

  7. Well doesn’t this just make too much sense. 

    I have another scientific study that needs to be done. Why not see if taping your balls to the side of a microwave will cause testicular cancer. We need to study these things people! 

  8. Well doesn’t this just make too much sense. 

    I have another scientific study that needs to be done. Why not see if taping your balls to the side of a microwave will cause testicular cancer. We need to study these things people! 

  9. laughing stock | Nov 8, 2011 at 6:10 pm |

    people in rural areas of brazil sometimes are more wild then the wild animals they rape. 

  10. laughing stock | Nov 8, 2011 at 2:10 pm |

    people in rural areas of brazil sometimes are more wild then the wild animals they rape. 

  11. Mamagriff50 | Nov 8, 2011 at 6:26 pm |

    Who the hell thought to even study this?!! What a waste of money. I could really care less about someone who does this to animals. They get what they deserve!. SICK. Is there not enough other pressing problems in the world that tax dollars are being spent on sh*t ass studies like this. Where’s your brains people?!!!

  12. Mamagriff50 | Nov 8, 2011 at 2:26 pm |

    Who the hell thought to even study this?!! What a waste of money. I could really care less about someone who does this to animals. They get what they deserve!. SICK. Is there not enough other pressing problems in the world that tax dollars are being spent on sh*t ass studies like this. Where’s your brains people?!!!

    • Fuck tax dollars.

      Come to think  of it, that’s probably how most Americans get penile cancer.

  13. Anonymous | Nov 8, 2011 at 6:50 pm |

    So, Science has confirmed:

    A Cat is NOT fine too.

  14. Redacted | Nov 8, 2011 at 2:50 pm |

    So, Science has confirmed:

    A Cat is NOT fine too.

  15. For the millionth time, “Correlation does not equal causation”.

    Also…

    Q: Why did god create women?

    A:Because sheep can’t cook.

  16. For the millionth time, “Correlation does not equal causation”.

    Also…

    Q: Why did god create women?

    A:Because sheep can’t cook.

    • It doesn’t equal causation but it does tell you that there’s some kind of relationship going on, even if it’s a tertiary one.

      • Redacted | Nov 8, 2011 at 7:49 pm |

        A habit of sticking ones penis into any hole in which it might fit does seem to fit the bill for increased disease.

  17. Fuck tax dollars.

    Come to think  of it, that’s probably how most Americans get penile cancer.

  18. Anonymous | Nov 8, 2011 at 10:07 pm |

    It doesn’t equal causation but it does tell you that there’s some kind of relationship going on, even if it’s a tertiary one.

  19. Anonymous | Nov 8, 2011 at 11:49 pm |

    A habit of sticking ones penis into any hole in which it might fit does seem to fit the bill for increased disease.

  20. There are just some places you weren’t meant to apply your genitals.

  21. There are just some places you weren’t meant to apply your genitals.

  22. > Of the 118 penile cancer patients,
    45 percent reported having sex with animals,
    compared with 32 percent of healthy men.

    Am I reading this right:
    32% of Brazil’s “healthy” males
    are having sex with animals?

    There’s just somethings
    I don’t need to know about.

  23. BuzzCoastin | Nov 8, 2011 at 9:36 pm |

    > Of the 118 penile cancer patients,
    45 percent reported having sex with animals,
    compared with 32 percent of healthy men.

    Am I reading this right:
    32% of Brazil’s “healthy” males
    are having sex with animals?

    There’s just somethings
    I don’t need to know about.

  24. I guess that this means some people will be looking closer at their brothers and sisters instead of their pets

  25. I guess that this means some people will be looking closer at their brothers and sisters instead of their pets

  26. Monkey See Monkey Do | Nov 9, 2011 at 3:50 pm |

    Sounds like racist propoganda & lies from MSNBC once again.

  27. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

    That is all.

  28. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

    That is all.

  29. Jin_TheNinja | Nov 13, 2011 at 8:30 pm |

    Poppy cock.  I have done hundreds of animals and I have never had a problem

  30. Anonymous | Nov 14, 2011 at 1:07 am |

    GO FUCK YOURSELF STUPID TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Micah Dylan | Mar 1, 2012 at 4:17 pm |

    you mean it’s a bad idea to have sex with non-human animals? damn that changes everything …

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