Penis Cancer Linked To Sex With Animals

Photo: Waugsberg (CC)

Photo: Waugsberg (CC)

A warning for zoophiles from MSNBC:

For many people, bestiality is a bad joke, but for some it could be a matter of life or death, according to a new study finding that men who had sex with animals in their lifetimes were twice as likely to develop cancer of the penis as others.

The study of 492 men from rural Brazil found that 35 percent of study participants, who ranged from 18 to 80 years old and included both penile cancer patients and healthy men, reported having sex with animals (SWA) in their lifetimes. A team of urologists from centers around Brazil co-authored the paper, which looked at risk factors for penile cancer in men who had visited 16 urology and oncology centers in 12 Brazilian cities. In addition to SWA, three other risk factors for penile cancer were found: smoking, the presence of premalignant lesions on the penis and phimosis, a condition where the foreskin cannot be retracted over the penis.

Men who had sex with animals also reported a higher incidence of sexually transmitted diseases.

Of the 118 penile cancer patients, 45 percent reported having sex with animals, compared with 32 percent of healthy men, who visited the medical centers for benign conditions, check-ups or cancer prevention. Fifty-nine percent of men who had sex with animals did so for one to five years, while 21 percent continued the behavior, also known as zoophilia, for more than five years. The subjects reported a variety of frequencies for their sex acts, ranging from monthly to daily…

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  • Rex Vestri

    I bet this news worries Carl Paladino

  • Rex Vestri

    I bet this news worries Carl Paladino

  • guy fauXs

    Could just be these weirdos really like sticking their penis in weird places. Is it that far fetched to say an animal rapist wouldn’t be out raping tailpipes, lead pipes, hell anything tubular and potentially carcinogenic.

  • guy fauXs

    Could just be these weirdos really like sticking their penis in weird places. Is it that far fetched to say an animal rapist wouldn’t be out raping tailpipes, lead pipes, hell anything tubular and potentially carcinogenic.

  • GoodDoktorBad

    Mario sez:

    “Try to rape me and I’ll shred yer sausage…”

  • Anonymous

    Mario sez:

    “Try to rape me and I’ll shred yer sausage…”

  • Josh

    Well doesn’t this just make too much sense. 

    I have another scientific study that needs to be done. Why not see if taping your balls to the side of a microwave will cause testicular cancer. We need to study these things people! 

  • Josh

    Well doesn’t this just make too much sense. 

    I have another scientific study that needs to be done. Why not see if taping your balls to the side of a microwave will cause testicular cancer. We need to study these things people! 

  • laughing stock

    people in rural areas of brazil sometimes are more wild then the wild animals they rape. 

  • laughing stock

    people in rural areas of brazil sometimes are more wild then the wild animals they rape. 

  • Mamagriff50

    Who the hell thought to even study this?!! What a waste of money. I could really care less about someone who does this to animals. They get what they deserve!. SICK. Is there not enough other pressing problems in the world that tax dollars are being spent on sh*t ass studies like this. Where’s your brains people?!!!

  • Mamagriff50

    Who the hell thought to even study this?!! What a waste of money. I could really care less about someone who does this to animals. They get what they deserve!. SICK. Is there not enough other pressing problems in the world that tax dollars are being spent on sh*t ass studies like this. Where’s your brains people?!!!

    • Andrew

      Fuck tax dollars.

      Come to think  of it, that’s probably how most Americans get penile cancer.

  • Anonymous

    So, Science has confirmed:

    A Cat is NOT fine too.

  • Redacted

    So, Science has confirmed:

    A Cat is NOT fine too.

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    For the millionth time, “Correlation does not equal causation”.

    Also…

    Q: Why did god create women?

    A:Because sheep can’t cook.

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    For the millionth time, “Correlation does not equal causation”.

    Also…

    Q: Why did god create women?

    A:Because sheep can’t cook.

    • SF2K01

      It doesn’t equal causation but it does tell you that there’s some kind of relationship going on, even if it’s a tertiary one.

      • Redacted

        A habit of sticking ones penis into any hole in which it might fit does seem to fit the bill for increased disease.

  • Andrew

    Fuck tax dollars.

    Come to think  of it, that’s probably how most Americans get penile cancer.

  • Anonymous

    It doesn’t equal causation but it does tell you that there’s some kind of relationship going on, even if it’s a tertiary one.

  • Anonymous

    A habit of sticking ones penis into any hole in which it might fit does seem to fit the bill for increased disease.

  • http://www.deusdiabolus.com deusdiabolus

    There are just some places you weren’t meant to apply your genitals.

  • http://www.deusdiabolus.com deusdiabolus

    There are just some places you weren’t meant to apply your genitals.

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    > Of the 118 penile cancer patients,
    45 percent reported having sex with animals,
    compared with 32 percent of healthy men.

    Am I reading this right:
    32% of Brazil’s “healthy” males
    are having sex with animals?

    There’s just somethings
    I don’t need to know about.

  • BuzzCoastin

    > Of the 118 penile cancer patients,
    45 percent reported having sex with animals,
    compared with 32 percent of healthy men.

    Am I reading this right:
    32% of Brazil’s “healthy” males
    are having sex with animals?

    There’s just somethings
    I don’t need to know about.

    • Monkey See Monkey Do

      Sounds like racist propoganda & lies from MSNBC once again.

  • http://www.gunnook.com Cbirdsell

    I guess that this means some people will be looking closer at their brothers and sisters instead of their pets

  • http://www.gunnook.com Cbirdsell

    I guess that this means some people will be looking closer at their brothers and sisters instead of their pets

  • Monkey See Monkey Do

    Sounds like racist propoganda & lies from MSNBC once again.

  • Adam

    WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

    That is all.

  • Adam

    WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

    That is all.

  • Jin_TheNinja

    Poppy cock.  I have done hundreds of animals and I have never had a problem

  • Anonymous

    GO FUCK YOURSELF STUPID TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Micah Dylan

    you mean it’s a bad idea to have sex with non-human animals? damn that changes everything …