The Illuminati Pop Music Conspiracy Featuring Eminem, Gaga, Jay-Z…

By on November 23, 2011 in News 44
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Disinformation readers have long been tracking the illuminati agents Jay-Z and Kanye West (currently on a world-dominating tour together), as well as mind control puppet Lady Gaga, but now Jonah Weiner reveals for Slate that the pop conspiracy goes way deeper…

I’m not sure if Eminem has yet managed to escape the grasp of the Illuminati — the secret society of string pullers whose ranks he joined years ago in exchange for wealth, fame, and power — but I know he’s been trying very hard. Numerous people online tell me so. There is, for starters, a Yahoo Answers page that poses the question “Is Eminem trying to break free from the Illuminati?” and offers spirited excavation and analysis of the hidden anti-Illuminati messages Eminem embedded in his song “Not Afraid.” There is a four-page message-board thread titled “Is Eminem an Illuminati slave?” A YouTube video called “Eminem vs. Illuminati” explains, via solemn text and creepy music, that when the Detroit M.C. titled a song “Cinderella Man,” it was not because the redemptive plot of the 2005 Ron Howard film Cinderella Man echoes Eminem’s own comeback from drug addiction, but rather because, like Cinderella with her wicked stepsisters, Eminem was “forced to do the chores for the Illuminati by sending subliminal messages through his music.” Ignore any comment-section sheep who bah that this is ridiculous: When that video ends, the hunt for truth has only just begun. From a list of suggested related videos, you can choose “Eminem: His illuminati sacrifice Part 1”; “Eminem Fights Back Against The illuminati”; “Eminem against illuminati 2011!”; “Eminem My Darling Illuminati” and on and on. Some of the Eminem/Illuminati videos have been viewed 5,000 times. Others, close to 300,000.

Welcome to the world of pop-music trutherism, a bustling, grassroots exposé industry in which Eminem is one of many performers called out by anonymous instigators for Illuminist sympathies. The best conspiracy theories go all the way to the top, and this one goes all the way to the top of the charts…

[continues at Slate]

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  • Jin Onikoroshi

    personally i am more interested in illuminati symbology in K-pop, since i am a pretty big hallyu fanboy to begin with….:P

  • Jay

    is this the onion?

  • iLL_WiLL

    I am an Illuminatus.

  • over indulging

    I want to get to see the aliens that control the illuminaty, humans are so 5 minutes ago

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

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  • chubby
  • Trevg13

    so stupid

  • Anonymous

    Hey I guess I’m not the only one…it seems a more polished choreography….endearing yet ultimately it is dripping with evil….I cant quite place it. Yes Kpop is rife for illuminati speculation….the 2ne1 video with the big pyramid and the rhythmic drummers blindfolded on the side?

  • Anonymous

    Hey I guess I’m not the only one…it seems a more polished choreography….endearing yet ultimately it is dripping with evil….I cant quite place it. Yes Kpop is rife for illuminati speculation….the 2ne1 video with the big pyramid and the rhythmic drummers blindfolded on the side?

  • FinancialGenius500

    Nothing but retarded Christian conspiracy loons who can’t examine their own cultish failings and won’t admit Alex Jones has ever been wrong.

  • Anonymous

    I think the real question about the Illuminati is; J.C. Denton or Adam Jensen?

    I prefer Jensen myself, Denton was just so emo.

  • Anonymous

    I think the real question about the Illuminati is; J.C. Denton or Adam Jensen?

    I prefer Jensen myself, Denton was just so emo.

  • nathan willard

    Illuminati = The illuminated ones, Buhda = the enlightened one, funny how light tends to cast shadows and in those shadows all kinds of misunderstanding exist, I guess it sucks to be in the shadows, personally I rather stand in the light. Lucid = Lucien = Lucifer, he of light, really interesting as ancient slander turns to myth and then onto religion. Buhdism is probably the foundation of christian beliefs but as power was to be gained control was needed, so the true element of buhdism = enlightenment of self was to be destroyed because for everyone to be enlightened meant everyone was free thinkers and this does not suit power well so instead of teaching everyone to find truth, they dictate what truth is and idolize a single enlightened person christ, the symbolism permeates of stories, Halo’s are a great graphic metaphor of enlightenment, where light from ones crown radiates, the ancient metaphors  were very graphical but have been misinterpreted over the years, ling Hermes having winged feet it meant he was fast, just like a winged horse was a fast horse not a flying horse unless you mean it really flies like a car flies on the road. Step into the light, find the truth in your own way and to think dark of something before light has been cast will forever leave yourself in the dark.

  • Tuna Ghost

    If the plague of K-pop spreads beyond Asia, I will hold both of you responsible and my wrath will be terrible and painful and permanent in its manifestation.

  • http://twitter.com/SardonicReport Sardonic Report

    That’s some serious grasping.

  • Jin Onikoroshi

    totally. evil but AMAZING… also the t-ara ‘ya ya ya’ video with the huge pentacle from solomon’s lesser key on the roof- the only thing i don’t like about 2ne1 is their annoying autotune, but their videos are some of the most speculative… and it’s also good to know i no longer have to be ashamed about my ‘secret love’…lol

  • Jin Onikoroshi

    (-_-);

    …..

    OTL

  • Jin Onikoroshi

    SNSD FLASH MOB

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1693432875 Brock Lynch

    Fuck the Illuminati.

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    though i agree that pop entertrainment supports the powers that be
    but the witch hunt for subliminal messages in the lyrics
    reminds me of the fundamentalist frenzy over rock lyrics a few decades ago

    the message in the Gag Gag Gang music is not subliminal
    rather its very liminal
    the message is fiddle about while Rome burns

  • Anonymous

    YURI fighting!

  • Anonymous

    there should be a friends of kpop support group

  • Anarchy Pony

    I prefered the Hugh Darrow ending.

  • Anarchy Pony

    I prefered the Hugh Darrow ending.

  • Anarchy Pony

    You kids and your pops, I will stick with hardcore melodic punk thank you very much.

  • Jin Onikoroshi

    oh don’t get me wrong it’s not about k-pop being good, it’s all about the spectacle. the dancing, the aegyo (artifical cuteness), the videos, the cute girls, the music is far and secondary to all those things;)

  • Jin Onikoroshi

    k-addicts anonymous…

  • Anonymous

    I blew it up. Let Humanity decide.

  • Jin Onikoroshi

    fighting!

  • Anonymous

    lmao… just when you thought you heard it all! Why cant people just get p*ssy (or ass) and live life? Sometimes i think these people have nothing to do…

  • Jin Onikoroshi

    this was a response to an article in todays guardian,  “Occult rock:Path of Darkness” and it was so fitting (on so many levels), that i thought i’d do a lil copy paste…

    “The irony of course is that, on a less theatrical, more prosaic level, Satanism is the very mainstream philosophy that is the cornerstone of modern Western society. Oswald Spengler didn’t call the Modern era the “Faustian Era” for nothing.

    Satanism is the individualistic nihilism and materialism that justifies the suffering and killing of poor people and complete ecosystems so that we can enjoy cheap oil and the trivial luxuries of our shiny gadgets.

    Satanism
    is the Social Darwinism of the banksters in the City of London, with
    whom the Church of England aligns itself in search of cash for St.
    Paul’s cathedral. Satanism is Ayn Rand’s Luciferian philosophy of selfishness, much adhered to by so called Christians in the US.Neo-Satanic rockers: whatever it is you’re trying to add to Satanism, it can only be redundant.”-Chewtoy

  • Jin Onikoroshi

    this was a response to an article in todays guardian,  “Occult rock:Path of Darkness” and it was so fitting (on so many levels), that i thought i’d do a lil copy paste…

    “The irony of course is that, on a less theatrical, more prosaic level, Satanism is the very mainstream philosophy that is the cornerstone of modern Western society. Oswald Spengler didn’t call the Modern era the “Faustian Era” for nothing.

    Satanism is the individualistic nihilism and materialism that justifies the suffering and killing of poor people and complete ecosystems so that we can enjoy cheap oil and the trivial luxuries of our shiny gadgets.

    Satanism
    is the Social Darwinism of the banksters in the City of London, with
    whom the Church of England aligns itself in search of cash for St.
    Paul’s cathedral. Satanism is Ayn Rand’s Luciferian philosophy of selfishness, much adhered to by so called Christians in the US.Neo-Satanic rockers: whatever it is you’re trying to add to Satanism, it can only be redundant.”-Chewtoy

  • ZombieSlapper

    Pathetic

  • Jin Onikoroshi

    Superficial perhaps, but i’ve long been engaged with ‘asian’ popular culture.

  • Anonymous

    Heheh… it’s hilarious to find your post quoted on another website. I wrote that about a new wave of Satanic Metal rockers who see themselves as transgressive and edgy, while they are nothing of the sort. Especially when their notion of the occult goes little beyond Tolkien and cheesy 70s horror movies.

    I’m still not sure about these Illuminati rappers, whether they are really puppet victims for evil mind control, whether they willing participants, or whether all the Masonic symbolism is just attention-seeking baloney.

  • Psypants

    This Illuminati shit is the most retarded thing I’ve ever encountered! Yet another product of retarded American loons.

  • Taylor

    NWO doesn’t have to stand for devil worshiping you fucking cattle.
    Illuminati is about science…not religion. Isn’t the devil mashed up
    with religion and God. Maybe some people want to see a new world order
    where our religious beliefs don’t start wars and don’t result in
    BILLIONS of people being killed out of ignorance and hate. Illuminati
    started with FREE THINKERS. Thats it…nothing so dark and vicious about
    it. All I know is some of you people need to jump off the bandwagon and
    start being your own free thinkers. People like you are what scare me.
    None of these people sold their souls to the devil! Listen to yourselves
    and how ridiculous that sounds. They worked really hard and then got
    really lucky. Selling their soul…fuck me!! I can’t get over how
    simple some of you are!

  • duckleberryfinn

    Lol why are people arguing over this shit. its like a FACT that a few people run the world so why is it so hard to belive that a few people run the music industry?? Too many good artists get no recognition yet simon cowell can bring out any piece of horseshit he likes?? Sounds fishy to me. Most of these ‘illuminati’ artists are shite anyway. Im not saying i believe it all im just saying i dont actually give a fuck past the fact that a small number of uber rich producers are killing the global music industry by slowly suffocating it under a big pile of shite!! thats who need censoring not the internet!

  • The World BanCster

    It’s sad when people try to say we’re stupid for seeing the truth but really they are the ignorant ones. When you encounter those types of people, help them don’t down them!

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