Buy A House Atop A Cold War Missile Silo

Via Best Places To Live In NY, a home for sale for $1.76 million in the mountains of upstate New York offers the perfect retreat for the collapse of civilization:

It might be the closest you can come to having a secret lair. A home in the Adirondacks is for sale – that from the outside looks like a traditional mountain retreat. But underneath is a cold war-era missile silo that would make Dr. Evil drool.

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  • namelesswon

    Cultists and fundamentalists are right now jerking off to this site. That one place with the runway has John travolta written all over it.

  • namelesswon

    Cultists and fundamentalists are right now jerking off to this site. That one place with the runway has John travolta written all over it.

  • I_abide

    Forget the cultists I want one of these.  But I don’t want the house on top.  Maybe something to the effect of a rickety tool shed or an outhouse would be good though.  Come on in there’s plenty of room for everyone.

  • Anonymous

    Forget the cultists I want one of these.  But I don’t want the house on top.  Maybe something to the effect of a rickety tool shed or an outhouse would be good though.  Come on in there’s plenty of room for everyone.

  • greengestalt

    The only problem is that in a WTSHTF moment this is probably high on the targets of thousands of nukes ready to be fired.  Due to in no small part a collection of traitors, like Ames, the Russians had tons of info on the USA.  And they have this thing called the “Dead Hand” ready to auto-strike.

  • Anonymous

    The only problem is that in a WTSHTF moment this is probably high on the targets of thousands of nukes ready to be fired.  Due to in no small part a collection of traitors, like Ames, the Russians had tons of info on the USA.  And they have this thing called the “Dead Hand” ready to auto-strike.

  • Anarchy Pony

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, first step on the road to becoming a super villain.

    • Jin The Ninja

      it is hard, however, to imagine a super villian living with that cheap big box store kitchen. i would suspect something entirely mid century or steampunk victorian…

      • Anarchy Pony

        You never know these days.

  • Anarchy Pony

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, first step on the road to becoming a super villain.

  • Heath

    All I can picture is a lot of paper towel rolls and some D engines.. :)

  • Heath
  • Jin (仁)

    it is hard, however, to imagine a super villian living with that cheap big box store kitchen. i would suspect something entirely mid century or steampunk victorian…

  • Anarchy Pony

    You never know these days.

  • Adam

    Fuck. Yes.

    Does it have its own independent and safe water source?

  • Adam

    Fuck. Yes.

    Does it have its own independent and safe water source?

  • DeepCough

    Well, now that civilization is falling apart, this is the only sure thing.

  • DeepCough

    Well, now that civilization is falling apart, this is the only sure thing.

  • Mysophobe

    That thing’s way too close to the surface to survive a direct hit from anything larger than small artillery. More of a tomb than a bunker if you ask me. Amateurs.

  • Mysophobe

    That thing’s way too close to the surface to survive a direct hit from anything larger than small artillery. More of a tomb than a bunker if you ask me. Amateurs.

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