Cartoon Jesus Destroys The World

A vintage film clip depicting the son of God’s vengeful return to Earth for Armageddon, during which he will smash cars, blow up buildings, and smite non-believers harshly and painfully. Seeing one of the bible’s most central predictions in animated form, one realizes that Jesus is essentially the American Godzilla:

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  • Anarchy Pony

    The looks on the peoples’ faces was hilarious.
    What a terrible universe the christ lovers live in.

  • Anarchy Pony

    The looks on the peoples’ faces was hilarious.
    What a terrible universe the christ lovers live in.

  • JaceD

    hahahahahaha…..

    hahahahahahaha

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahaha…..

    hahahahahahaha

  • Alturn

    Hardline intransigence throughout the Christian community is one of the main reasons Jesus cannot be seen by the general public.  As the teacher of Jesus, Maitreya, has said, “I come to lead and teach, not to enforce.”  And “Christ is oneness”.  Which is a big reason Christians don’t want to see either Jesus or Maitreya.

  • Alturn

    Hardline intransigence throughout the Christian community is one of the main reasons Jesus cannot be seen by the general public.  As the teacher of Jesus, Maitreya, has said, “I come to lead and teach, not to enforce.”  And “Christ is oneness”.  Which is a big reason Christians don’t want to see either Jesus or Maitreya.

  • Toxiczen

    the “saved” looked to be all old white men… :P

    • Butter Knife

      Of course they are; it’s not like anybody else counts.

      Heaven is lemon sausage party.

      • DeepCough

        “All Honkies Go to Heaven.”

  • Toxiczen

    the “saved” looked to be all old white men… :P

  • Butter Knife

    Of course they are; it’s not like anybody else counts.

    Heaven is lemon sausage party.

  • Paul Fini

    Don’t worry, the Avengers will save the day!

    • Anarchy Pony

      Thor to the rescue.

      • Sabre

        With the sounds effects and animation I was expecting the 60s Spiderman to swing in and start saving people.
        The only thing missing was the jazz background music.

  • Paul Fini

    Don’t worry, the Avengers will save the day!

  • Real

    epic magical hand movements. 

    • JaceD

      I didn’t know Gandalf and God were the same fictional characters!

  • Real

    epic magical hand movements. 

  • Real

    epic magical hand movements. 

  • Anarchy Pony

    Thor to the rescue.

  • Nunzio X

    STEWART DOOLEY (deep-voiced kid from King Of The Hill):

    “Your belief system is STUPID.”

  • Nunzio X

    STEWART DOOLEY (deep-voiced kid from King Of The Hill):

    “Your belief system is STUPID.”

  • Anonymous

    I didn’t know Gandalf and God were the same fictional characters!

  • Honu

    That was hilarious.  Looks like the same animation team that did the crazy mormon cartoons.  One question….are all 144,000 selected people who will rule in heaven with Jesus white because it sure looks it. 

  • Honu

    That was hilarious.  Looks like the same animation team that did the crazy mormon cartoons.  One question….are all 144,000 selected people who will rule in heaven with Jesus white because it sure looks it. 

  • Jim.

    Take em Down

  • Jim.

    Take em Down

  • seanooski

    The vast majority of Christians don’t believe that. This is a special brand of Christianity called Jehovah’s Witnesses.

    • Dustbust23

      Yeah, we caught that, they only mention themselves by name 3 or 4 times.

  • seanooski

    The vast majority of Christians don’t believe that. This is a special brand of Christianity called Jehovah’s Witnesses.

  • Redacted

    I see your Jesus, and I raise you the Emperor.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MeVxKZBOfM&feature=related

    • Calypso_1

      I mock your Emperor and raise you Cegorach.

      • Redacted

        Just as planned.

  • Suddenly Spam!

    I see your Jesus, and I raise you the Emperor.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MeVxKZBOfM&feature=related

  • DeepCough

    This is such bullshit: we all know that, if there was a just God, he would kill those annoying-fuck Jehovah’s Witnesses, too.

  • DeepCough

    This is such bullshit: we all know that, if there was a just God, he would kill those annoying-fuck Jehovah’s Witnesses, too.

  • Drlechter

    now thats my kind of savior 

  • Drlechter

    now thats my kind of savior 

  • wheat

    That’s why I pray to cartoon Jesus, he’s one bad ass vengeful motherfucker.

  • wheat

    That’s why I pray to cartoon Jesus, he’s one bad ass vengeful motherfucker.

  • Primalflow

    More like Jehovah’s Witlesses

  • Primalflow

    More like Jehovah’s Witlesses

  • Anonymous

    I mock your Emperor and raise you Cegorach.

  • Dustbust23

    Yeah, we caught that, they only mention themselves by name 3 or 4 times.

  • Anonymous
  • Suddenly Spam!

    Just as planned.

  • Sakto33

    Let’s keep Jesus white. All the people in Heaven are white in the cartoon except for one guy who seemed to have a good tan. Does anyone know the background on this cartoon? Where it was made and when? Really great stuff. Thanks to the uploader of this..

  • Sakto33

    Let’s keep Jesus white. All the people in Heaven are white in the cartoon except for one guy who seemed to have a good tan. Does anyone know the background on this cartoon? Where it was made and when? Really great stuff. Thanks to the uploader of this..

  • BuzzCoastin

    wow!
    who knew Jesus had so much in common
    with Bush and Cheney
    who destroyed two countries
    on behalf of the 144,000 of the 1%
    and brought economic Armageddon to Amerika

    • Ronniedobbs

      Quit your liberal whining.  Jesus is a job maker, show some respect.  Thinks of all the various jobs that will be created during armageddon.  Cleaning, reconstruction, ….

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    wow!
    who knew Jesus had so much in common
    with Bush and Cheney
    who destroyed two countries
    on behalf of the 144,000 of the 1%
    and brought economic Armageddon to Amerika

  • D.D.B.

      Looks like Jesus is a terrorist!  Out to destroy his enemies. I guess we should lock up his followers and throw away the key!

  • D.D.B.

      Looks like Jesus is a terrorist!  Out to destroy his enemies. I guess we should lock up his followers and throw away the key!

  • Ronniedobbs

    Quit your liberal whining.  Jesus is a job maker, show some respect.  Thinks of all the various jobs that will be created during armageddon.  Cleaning, reconstruction, ….

  • Martin Hayes

    I had no idea Jesus’ other name was Mike.

  • cobblers

    I had no idea Jesus’ other name was Mike.

  • DeepCough

    “All Honkies Go to Heaven.”

  • http://shinobibombay.blogspot.com/ Shinobi Bombay

    at first I thought they said he was going to destroy all the jehovahs witnesses. 

  • http://shinobibombay.blogspot.com/ Shinobi Bombay

    at first I thought they said he was going to destroy all the jehovahs witnesses. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Iam-Skycake/100001620503494 Iam Skycake

    Jesus loves me! this I know,
    For the Bible tells me so.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Iam-Skycake/100001620503494 Iam Skycake

    Jesus loves me! this I know,
    For the Bible tells me so.

  • http://twitter.com/sabrebIade Sabre

    With the sounds effects and animation I was expecting the 60s Spiderman to swing in and start saving people.
    The only thing missing was the jazz background music.

  • http://twitter.com/sabrebIade Sabre

    With the sounds effects and animation I was expecting the 60s Spiderman to swing in and start saving people.
    The only thing missing was the jazz background music.

  • Rongrong

    Jesus is my master,
    He helps me masturbate faster.

  • Rongrong

    Jesus is my master,
    He helps me masturbate faster.

  • Katbox1

    Better start knockin’ on doors, Saturday morning…muther fuckas!