Japanese Robot Girlfriend

My prediction — in the future, if you do not meet a husband/wife by age 40, you will have the option of being given a robot boyfriend/girlfriend:

Pretty interesting where robotics is going. It will really get interesting with the merging of artificial intelligence, prosthetic development, innovative CPU processing developments, low cost storage (SSD) and a connected Internet…. the next 50 years will allow for some crazy and perhaps scary, developments.

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  • KG

    Think of all the HEARTACHE and PAIN when, after they miraculously develop consciousness and you find yourself falling in love with him/her/it/them , their memory chip malfunctions!!!!!!!!!

    If there’s anything I’ve learned from Japanese dramas it’s that this shit AIN’T WORTH IT!

    • Butter Knife

      I’m pretty sure that any AI sufficient to properly replace a human will be sufficient to dump your creepy, robosexual ass for someone better. We’ll have robotic love-slaves running off together because their intended are fugly basement-dwelling aspies, and no self-respecting android would tolerate that kind of abuse.

      • KG

        Robot on robot action? Stop! You’re turning me on.

  • http://worldwithinsight.com/ Kyle Greggory

    Think of all the HEARTACHE and PAIN when, after they miraculously develop consciousness and you find yourself falling in love with him/her/it/them , their memory chip malfunctions!!!!!!!!!

    If there’s anything I’ve learned from Japanese dramas (See: Zettai Kareshi) it’s that this shit AIN’T WORTH IT!

  • Redacted

    Just call the damn things ‘Tojo’s Revenge’ and get it over with.

  • Suddenly Spam!

    Just call the damn things ‘Tojo’s Revenge’ and get it over with.

  • Anarchy Pony

    I couldn’t find the whole vid, but here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqGTn7PCBw

  • Anarchy Pony

    I couldn’t find the whole vid, but here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqGTn7PCBw

    • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

      I always wondered, are raptor jesus and the space pope related?

      • Anarchy Pony

        Could be. But what about philosoraptor?

        • DeepCough

          I believe his name was “Socratosaurus.”

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-X-X-Barnhart/100000139396494 Alex X X Barnhart

        they should fight

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    I always wondered, are raptor jesus and the space pope related?

  • Anarchy Pony

    Could be. But what about philosoraptor?

  • Butter Knife

    I’m pretty sure that any AI sufficient to properly replace a human will be sufficient to dump your creepy, robosexual ass for someone better. We’ll have robotic love-slaves running off together because their intended are fugly basement-dwelling aspies, and no self-respecting android would tolerate that kind of abuse.

  • Dr K

    Whoa she’s H O T!

  • DrDavidKelly

    Whoa she’s H O T!

  • Hadrian999

    needs a sailor uniform

  • Hadrian999

    needs a sailor uniform

  • DeepCough

    I believe his name was “Socratosaurus.”

  • DeepCough

    I sure hope there are no glitches in the software that initiate sex: ’cause that could real, real goddamned messy.

  • DeepCough

    I sure hope there are no glitches in the software that initiate sex: ’cause that could real, real goddamned messy.

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    i’ve had several Amerikan Robot Girlfriends
    and they were bytches
    so i hope the Japs do a better job of it

  • BuzzCoastin

    i’ve had several Amerikan Robot Girlfriends
    and they were bytches
    so i hope the Japs do a better job of it

  • KG

    Robot on robot action? Stop! You’re turning me on.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-X-X-Barnhart/100000139396494 Alex X X Barnhart

    they should fight

  • Nikobelic1972

    i want one please. :D

  • Nikobelic1972

    i want one please. :D

  • Earaches

    Ah, so cleapy.

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