Japanese Robot Girlfriend

My prediction — in the future, if you do not meet a husband/wife by age 40, you will have the option of being given a robot boyfriend/girlfriend:

Pretty interesting where robotics is going. It will really get interesting with the merging of artificial intelligence, prosthetic development, innovative CPU processing developments, low cost storage (SSD) and a connected Internet…. the next 50 years will allow for some crazy and perhaps scary, developments.

29 Comments on "Japanese Robot Girlfriend"

  1. Think of all the HEARTACHE and PAIN when, after they miraculously develop consciousness and you find yourself falling in love with him/her/it/them , their memory chip malfunctions!!!!!!!!!

    If there’s anything I’ve learned from Japanese dramas (See: Zettai Kareshi) it’s that this shit AIN’T WORTH IT!

  2. Think of all the HEARTACHE and PAIN when, after they miraculously develop consciousness and you find yourself falling in love with him/her/it/them , their memory chip malfunctions!!!!!!!!!

    If there’s anything I’ve learned from Japanese dramas it’s that this shit AIN’T WORTH IT!

    • Butter Knife | Dec 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm |

      I’m pretty sure that any AI sufficient to properly replace a human will be sufficient to dump your creepy, robosexual ass for someone better. We’ll have robotic love-slaves running off together because their intended are fugly basement-dwelling aspies, and no self-respecting android would tolerate that kind of abuse.

  3. Suddenly Spam! | Dec 8, 2011 at 5:37 pm |

    Just call the damn things ‘Tojo’s Revenge’ and get it over with.

  4. Redacted | Dec 8, 2011 at 1:37 pm |

    Just call the damn things ‘Tojo’s Revenge’ and get it over with.

  5. Anarchy Pony | Dec 8, 2011 at 6:06 pm |

    I couldn’t find the whole vid, but here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqGTn7PCBw

  6. Anarchy Pony | Dec 8, 2011 at 2:06 pm |

    I couldn’t find the whole vid, but here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqGTn7PCBw

  7. I always wondered, are raptor jesus and the space pope related?

  8. Anarchy Pony | Dec 8, 2011 at 7:00 pm |

    Could be. But what about philosoraptor?

  9. Butter Knife | Dec 8, 2011 at 7:27 pm |

    I’m pretty sure that any AI sufficient to properly replace a human will be sufficient to dump your creepy, robosexual ass for someone better. We’ll have robotic love-slaves running off together because their intended are fugly basement-dwelling aspies, and no self-respecting android would tolerate that kind of abuse.

  10. Whoa she’s H O T!

  11. DrDavidKelly | Dec 8, 2011 at 5:51 pm |

    Whoa she’s H O T!

  12. Hadrian999 | Dec 8, 2011 at 11:14 pm |

    needs a sailor uniform

  13. Hadrian999 | Dec 8, 2011 at 7:14 pm |

    needs a sailor uniform

  14. DeepCough | Dec 9, 2011 at 12:26 am |

    I believe his name was “Socratosaurus.”

  15. DeepCough | Dec 9, 2011 at 12:27 am |

    I sure hope there are no glitches in the software that initiate sex: ’cause that could real, real goddamned messy.

  16. DeepCough | Dec 8, 2011 at 8:27 pm |

    I sure hope there are no glitches in the software that initiate sex: ’cause that could real, real goddamned messy.

  17. i’ve had several Amerikan Robot Girlfriends
    and they were bytches
    so i hope the Japs do a better job of it

  18. BuzzCoastin | Dec 8, 2011 at 10:50 pm |

    i’ve had several Amerikan Robot Girlfriends
    and they were bytches
    so i hope the Japs do a better job of it

  19. Robot on robot action? Stop! You’re turning me on.

  20. Nikobelic1972 | Jan 16, 2012 at 7:23 am |

    i want one please. 😀

  21. Nikobelic1972 | Jan 16, 2012 at 3:23 am |

    i want one please. 😀

  22. Earaches | Mar 7, 2012 at 1:52 am |

    Ah, so cleapy.

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