Japanese Robot Girlfriend

My prediction — in the future, if you do not meet a husband/wife by age 40, you will have the option of being given a robot boyfriend/girlfriend:

Pretty interesting where robotics is going. It will really get interesting with the merging of artificial intelligence, prosthetic development, innovative CPU processing developments, low cost storage (SSD) and a connected Internet…. the next 50 years will allow for some crazy and perhaps scary, developments.

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29 Responses to Japanese Robot Girlfriend

  1. KG December 8, 2011 at 1:14 pm #

    Think of all the HEARTACHE and PAIN when, after they miraculously develop consciousness and you find yourself falling in love with him/her/it/them , their memory chip malfunctions!!!!!!!!!

    If there’s anything I’ve learned from Japanese dramas it’s that this shit AIN’T WORTH IT!

    • Butter Knife December 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm #

      I’m pretty sure that any AI sufficient to properly replace a human will be sufficient to dump your creepy, robosexual ass for someone better. We’ll have robotic love-slaves running off together because their intended are fugly basement-dwelling aspies, and no self-respecting android would tolerate that kind of abuse.

      • KG December 9, 2011 at 11:55 am #

        Robot on robot action? Stop! You’re turning me on.

  2. Kyle Greggory December 8, 2011 at 5:14 pm #

    Think of all the HEARTACHE and PAIN when, after they miraculously develop consciousness and you find yourself falling in love with him/her/it/them , their memory chip malfunctions!!!!!!!!!

    If there’s anything I’ve learned from Japanese dramas (See: Zettai Kareshi) it’s that this shit AIN’T WORTH IT!

  3. Redacted December 8, 2011 at 1:37 pm #

    Just call the damn things ‘Tojo’s Revenge’ and get it over with.

  4. Suddenly Spam! December 8, 2011 at 5:37 pm #

    Just call the damn things ‘Tojo’s Revenge’ and get it over with.

  5. Anarchy Pony December 8, 2011 at 6:06 pm #

    I couldn’t find the whole vid, but here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqGTn7PCBw

  6. Anarchy Pony December 8, 2011 at 2:06 pm #

    I couldn’t find the whole vid, but here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqGTn7PCBw

    • Chaorder Gradient December 8, 2011 at 2:43 pm #

      I always wondered, are raptor jesus and the space pope related?

      • Anarchy Pony December 8, 2011 at 3:00 pm #

        Could be. But what about philosoraptor?

        • DeepCough December 8, 2011 at 8:26 pm #

          I believe his name was “Socratosaurus.”

      • Alex X X Barnhart December 11, 2011 at 7:14 pm #

        they should fight

  7. Chaorder Gradient December 8, 2011 at 6:43 pm #

    I always wondered, are raptor jesus and the space pope related?

  8. Anarchy Pony December 8, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    Could be. But what about philosoraptor?

  9. Butter Knife December 8, 2011 at 7:27 pm #

    I’m pretty sure that any AI sufficient to properly replace a human will be sufficient to dump your creepy, robosexual ass for someone better. We’ll have robotic love-slaves running off together because their intended are fugly basement-dwelling aspies, and no self-respecting android would tolerate that kind of abuse.

  10. Dr K December 8, 2011 at 9:51 pm #

    Whoa she’s H O T!

  11. DrDavidKelly December 8, 2011 at 5:51 pm #

    Whoa she’s H O T!

  12. Hadrian999 December 8, 2011 at 11:14 pm #

    needs a sailor uniform

  13. Hadrian999 December 8, 2011 at 7:14 pm #

    needs a sailor uniform

  14. DeepCough December 9, 2011 at 12:26 am #

    I believe his name was “Socratosaurus.”

  15. DeepCough December 9, 2011 at 12:27 am #

    I sure hope there are no glitches in the software that initiate sex: ’cause that could real, real goddamned messy.

  16. DeepCough December 8, 2011 at 8:27 pm #

    I sure hope there are no glitches in the software that initiate sex: ’cause that could real, real goddamned messy.

  17. BuzzCoastin December 9, 2011 at 2:50 am #

    i’ve had several Amerikan Robot Girlfriends
    and they were bytches
    so i hope the Japs do a better job of it

  18. BuzzCoastin December 8, 2011 at 10:50 pm #

    i’ve had several Amerikan Robot Girlfriends
    and they were bytches
    so i hope the Japs do a better job of it

  19. KG December 9, 2011 at 3:55 pm #

    Robot on robot action? Stop! You’re turning me on.

  20. Alex X X Barnhart December 11, 2011 at 11:14 pm #

    they should fight

  21. Nikobelic1972 January 16, 2012 at 7:23 am #

    i want one please. :D

  22. Nikobelic1972 January 16, 2012 at 3:23 am #

    i want one please. :D

  23. Earaches March 7, 2012 at 1:52 am #

    Ah, so cleapy.

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