The Gospel Of Supply Side Jesus

Just in time for the holidays, Al Franken’s animated comic tells the biblical story of Supply Side Jesus — basically, a version of Christ the savior updated to be more palatable for the devout conservative Christians of today. Witness the tale of his radical free-market teachings:

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13 Responses to The Gospel Of Supply Side Jesus

  1. DeepCough December 26, 2011 at 4:49 pm #

    Peter:  “I got a great line for your Sermon on the Mount: ‘It is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into Heaven.’”

    Suplly-Side Jesus:  “No, Peter, that’s class warfare.”

  2. DeepCough December 26, 2011 at 12:49 pm #

    Peter:  “I got a great line for your Sermon on the Mount: ‘It is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into Heaven.’”

    Suplly-Side Jesus:  “No, Peter, that’s class warfare.”

  3. jchadbou December 26, 2011 at 7:24 pm #

    Supply-side Jesus is a villian.  How can he succeed?  20 sekels doesn’t seem like enough money buy an election, try 20 million sekels in the hands of the media, ha.

  4. jchadbou December 26, 2011 at 7:24 pm #

    Supply-side Jesus is a villian.  How can he succeed?  20 sekels doesn’t seem like enough money buy an election, try 20 million sekels in the hands of the media, ha.

  5. jchadbou December 26, 2011 at 3:24 pm #

    Supply-side Jesus is a villian.  How can he succeed?  20 sekels doesn’t seem like enough money buy an election, try 20 million sekels in the hands of the media, ha.

  6. Suddenly Spam! December 26, 2011 at 8:11 pm #

    This has surely caused many a Republican to spend the holidays beating his children more savagely than usual.

  7. Redacted December 26, 2011 at 4:11 pm #

    This has surely caused many a Republican to spend the holidays beating his children more savagely than usual.

  8. Mr Willow December 26, 2011 at 9:28 pm #

    I wonder if Supply Side Jesus kissed Judas back for thinking of the monetary gain made by betrayal. 

    SS Jesus: “Blessed are you, Judas Iscariot, for you consider your own prosperity over the life of another.” 

  9. Mr Willow December 26, 2011 at 5:28 pm #

    I wonder if Supply Side Jesus kissed Judas back for thinking of the monetary gain made by betrayal. 

    SS Jesus: “Blessed are you, Judas Iscariot, for you consider your own prosperity over the life of another.” 

    • Anarchy Pony December 26, 2011 at 6:51 pm #

      That certainly would make Randites and Rightist Libertarians wet.

    • Anon December 27, 2011 at 12:52 am #

      do they already have a Patron Saint of Rational Self Interest..?

  10. Anarchy Pony December 26, 2011 at 10:51 pm #

    That certainly would make Randites and Rightist Libertarians wet.

  11. Anon December 27, 2011 at 4:52 am #

    do they already have a Patron Saint of Rational Self Interest..?

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