The Gospel Of Supply Side Jesus

Just in time for the holidays, Al Franken’s animated comic tells the biblical story of Supply Side Jesus — basically, a version of Christ the savior updated to be more palatable for the devout conservative Christians of today. Witness the tale of his radical free-market teachings:

13 Comments on "The Gospel Of Supply Side Jesus"

  1. DeepCough | Dec 26, 2011 at 4:49 pm |

    Peter:  “I got a great line for your Sermon on the Mount: ‘It is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into Heaven.'”

    Suplly-Side Jesus:  “No, Peter, that’s class warfare.”

  2. DeepCough | Dec 26, 2011 at 12:49 pm |

    Peter:  “I got a great line for your Sermon on the Mount: ‘It is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into Heaven.'”

    Suplly-Side Jesus:  “No, Peter, that’s class warfare.”

  3. Supply-side Jesus is a villian.  How can he succeed?  20 sekels doesn’t seem like enough money buy an election, try 20 million sekels in the hands of the media, ha.

  4. Supply-side Jesus is a villian.  How can he succeed?  20 sekels doesn’t seem like enough money buy an election, try 20 million sekels in the hands of the media, ha.

  5. Supply-side Jesus is a villian.  How can he succeed?  20 sekels doesn’t seem like enough money buy an election, try 20 million sekels in the hands of the media, ha.

  6. Suddenly Spam! | Dec 26, 2011 at 8:11 pm |

    This has surely caused many a Republican to spend the holidays beating his children more savagely than usual.

  7. This has surely caused many a Republican to spend the holidays beating his children more savagely than usual.

  8. Mr Willow | Dec 26, 2011 at 9:28 pm |

    I wonder if Supply Side Jesus kissed Judas back for thinking of the monetary gain made by betrayal. 

    SS Jesus: “Blessed are you, Judas Iscariot, for you consider your own prosperity over the life of another.” 

  9. Mr Willow | Dec 26, 2011 at 5:28 pm |

    I wonder if Supply Side Jesus kissed Judas back for thinking of the monetary gain made by betrayal. 

    SS Jesus: “Blessed are you, Judas Iscariot, for you consider your own prosperity over the life of another.” 

  10. Anarchy Pony | Dec 26, 2011 at 10:51 pm |

    That certainly would make Randites and Rightist Libertarians wet.

  11. do they already have a Patron Saint of Rational Self Interest..?

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