The Gospel Of Supply Side Jesus

By on December 26, 2011 in News 7

Just in time for the holidays, Al Franken’s animated comic tells the biblical story of Supply Side Jesus — basically, a version of Christ the savior updated to be more palatable for the devout conservative Christians of today. Witness the tale of his radical free-market teachings:

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  • DeepCough

    Peter:  “I got a great line for your Sermon on the Mount: ‘It is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into Heaven.’”

    Suplly-Side Jesus:  “No, Peter, that’s class warfare.”

  • jchadbou

    Supply-side Jesus is a villian.  How can he succeed?  20 sekels doesn’t seem like enough money buy an election, try 20 million sekels in the hands of the media, ha.

  • jchadbou

    Supply-side Jesus is a villian.  How can he succeed?  20 sekels doesn’t seem like enough money buy an election, try 20 million sekels in the hands of the media, ha.

  • Suddenly Spam!

    This has surely caused many a Republican to spend the holidays beating his children more savagely than usual.

  • Mr Willow

    I wonder if Supply Side Jesus kissed Judas back for thinking of the monetary gain made by betrayal. 

    SS Jesus: “Blessed are you, Judas Iscariot, for you consider your own prosperity over the life of another.” 

  • Anarchy Pony

    That certainly would make Randites and Rightist Libertarians wet.

  • Anon

    do they already have a Patron Saint of Rational Self Interest..?