Bohemian Grove Toy Set

By on January 11, 2012 in News 24

Christmas may be past, but it’s always a great time to buy Bohemian Grove toys for a conspiracy-minded child. Which former president and/or Globalist will they pick to play for a satanic ritual and sodomy sleepover? Via Modern.Art.Paradise:

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  • DeepCough

    “With the Bohemian Grove Toy Set, you, too, can become an Illuminatus of the ancient cult of Molech, which rules the world under the All-Seeing Eye.”

  • Jim

    Cool, one could use G.I. Joe, Wonderwoman or any other cool doll to smash to smithereens this evil cabal. Bring out the Tonka toys and flatten these MOFOs

  • Anonymous

    Where’s the obligatory hookers?  Guess I’ll have to go buy some barbies.

  • Anonymous

    They’re already included, if you count corporate whore politicians. 

  • Anonymous

    You’d be better off with a Justin Bieber doll.

  • Whatno

    I WANT THIS! my gi joes would fuck that shit up hahaha

  • Whatno

    I WANT THIS! my gi joes would fuck that shit up hahaha

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Serafina-Kalashnikova/100000975603550 Serafina Kalashnikova

    This bullshit is offensive to Satanists.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Serafina-Kalashnikova/100000975603550 Serafina Kalashnikova

    This bullshit is offensive to Satanists.

  • Rex Vestri

    EXCELLENT!

    Check out their website for more that are fucking hilarious!
    http://www.truthertoys.com/toys.html

  • Rex Vestri

    EXCELLENT!

    Check out their website for more that are fucking hilarious!
    http://www.truthertoys.com/toys.html

  • Dfsfsd

    How is it offensive to satanists? It’s the Bohemian Grove cult. I thought satanists weren’t so whinny.

  • Dfsfsd

    How is it offensive to satanists? It’s the Bohemian Grove cult. I thought satanists weren’t so whinny.

  • antisecretsquirrel

    Sweet!

  • M.C.

    Hey, that kid kinda looks like Alex Jones!

  • M.C.

    “The godamned faggiest toy I’ve ever played with”
    -Richard M. Nixon

  • http://twitter.com/MrSifuentes Mr. Sifuentes

    hell yeah.

  • Anarchy Pony

    I can’t get over the kid in that pic… 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Serafina-Kalashnikova/100000975603550 Serafina Kalashnikova

    It clearly says ” satanic ritual and sodomy sleepover.” which, in addition to being offensive to satanists, is also offensive to sodomites. :P

  • Jin (仁)

    Why did you pick such a terrible picture of kelly for your avatar?

  • http://twitter.com/jasonpaulhayes jasonpaulhayes

    Moloch is the name for a Semitic King and synonymous with purification by fire, not sacrificial effigy to Satan but the beast inside all men. Alex Jones should just ask about it and shut the fuck up with the “Synagogue of Satan” Jew bashing that’s oh so popular in conservative circles. Go read some Ginsberg or Russell, pull your heads out of your assholes and quit crying that you don’t have your hands upon the leavers and the gears of the machine you senselessly grind yourself upon

    “Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars!
    Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men
    weeping in the parks! Moloch whose love is endless oil and stone! Moloch whose soul is
    electricity and banks! Moloch whose poverty is the specter of genius! Moloch whose fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen! Moloch whose name is
    the Mind!”

  • http://twitter.com/consprcy_carrot Conspiracy Carrot

    *HUG*

  • Hellasxg

    fuck you and satan beach…
    παλιοχαμουρα,μαλακισμενη

     

  • Hellasxg

    And you offensive the humanity.
    Beach of satan…
    Satan fuck you from the ass…
    And you like it.
    Γαμω το μουνι που σε πέταγε παλιομαλακισμένη…