Jesus’ Face Appears In British Woman’s Laundry Sock

jesusIt’s common knowledge that Christ manifests himself by appearing in everyday items — here’s his first visitation of 2012. Via the Daily Mail:

This image of Jesus’ face was found on a sock among items of laundry in Kent. Sarah Crane, from Orpington, was stunned when she hung her laundry out to dry and discovered the face of Jesus staring back at her.

I’d left the washing out to dry overnight – and it had probably been sitting there a bit too long when I noticed the face in the sock,’ she said. ‘I called my boyfriend over straight away – we could both clearly see the face of Jesus in the sock.

Miss Crane said she began making a shrine to the sock, but when she moved it, some of its delicate creases fell away and the image is now not as clear.

113 Comments on "Jesus’ Face Appears In British Woman’s Laundry Sock"

  1. why is Disinformation posting crap like this?

  2. Toxiczen | Jan 4, 2012 at 6:11 pm |

    why is Disinformation posting crap like this?

    • Ametiste | Jan 4, 2012 at 6:35 pm |

      first 2012 appearing Jesus’ face record on the internet man!

    • Kruse1994 | Jan 4, 2012 at 9:10 pm |

      and i thought disinfo is supposed to do the opposite, guess not

      • Marssuit | Jan 4, 2012 at 9:38 pm |

        I think its okay because some people who come here find will find this funny and aren’t going to assume its for real. It might not fit your sense of humor, but I think disinfo doesn’t care as long as more than a few people are made jolly by this jest.

    • Monkey See Monkey Do | Jan 6, 2012 at 3:08 am |

      Thats Jesus bro, pay some respect.

  3. first 2012 appearing Jesus’ face record on the internet man!

  4. m1kesa1m0ns | Jan 4, 2012 at 10:37 pm |

    Looks more like the Creature from the Black Lagoon to me.

  5. m1kesa1m0ns | Jan 4, 2012 at 6:37 pm |

    Looks more like the Creature from the Black Lagoon to me.

  6. Anarchy Pony | Jan 4, 2012 at 10:48 pm |

    Who says that’s Jesus? No one knows what he looked like other than, you know, long hair and beard. 

  7. Anarchy Pony | Jan 4, 2012 at 6:48 pm |

    Who says that’s Jesus? No one knows what he looked like other than, you know, long hair and beard. 

    • No Im pretty certain thats me..It has to be..You can see me in many no fluff and fold laundry mats everywhere

  8. Anonymous | Jan 4, 2012 at 11:02 pm |

    So apparently 2012 will not be the year that ridiculous things like this stop happening… There’s always 2013 I guess…

  9. ElRojo1981 | Jan 4, 2012 at 7:02 pm |

    So apparently 2012 will not be the year that ridiculous things like this stop happening… There’s always 2013 I guess…

  10. Anarchy Pony | Jan 4, 2012 at 11:20 pm |

    Rest assured that ridiculous things will always happen. Always.

  11. No Im pretty certain thats me..It has to be..You can see me in many no fluff and fold laundry mats everywhere

  12. Simiantongue | Jan 4, 2012 at 11:58 pm |

    Jeriba ‘Jerry’ Shigan?

  13. Simiantongue | Jan 4, 2012 at 7:58 pm |

    Jeriba ‘Jerry’ Shigan?

  14. Stop the world…

    I want to get off.

  15. Stop the world…

    I want to get off.

  16. Anything that looks vaguely like a face is Jesus.

  17. Anything that looks vaguely like a face is Jesus.

  18. Anonymous | Jan 5, 2012 at 1:10 am |

    and i thought disinfo is supposed to do the opposite, guess not

  19. Anonymous | Jan 5, 2012 at 1:10 am |

    and i thought disinfo is supposed to do the opposite, guess not

  20. Anonymous | Jan 5, 2012 at 1:10 am |

    and i thought disinfo is supposed to do the opposite, guess not

  21. Apparently no one here seems to have a sense of humor.

  22. Apparently no one here seems to have a sense of humor.

  23. Indigenous | Jan 5, 2012 at 1:38 am |

    Who the fuck is Jesus? 

  24. Marssuit | Jan 5, 2012 at 1:38 am |

    I think its okay because some people who come here find will find this funny and aren’t going to assume its for real. It might not fit your sense of humor, but I think disinfo doesn’t care as long as more than a few people are made jolly by this jest.

  25. Indigenous | Jan 4, 2012 at 9:38 pm |

    Who the fuck is Jesus? 

  26. Super Jesus | Jan 5, 2012 at 1:48 am |

    It’s only funny because Christians are retarded. Not the kind of retardation your born with either, they actually have to work to become that way. It’s great for laughs though.

  27. Super Jesus | Jan 5, 2012 at 1:48 am |

    It’s only funny because Christians are retarded. Not the kind of retardation your born with either, they actually have to work to become that way. It’s great for laughs though.

  28. That’s clearly the Devil. Pointy beard, furrowed brow and horns = Satan. Duh.

  29. Super Jesus | Jan 4, 2012 at 9:48 pm |

    It’s only funny because Christians are retarded. Not the kind of retardation your born with either, they actually have to work to become that way. It’s great for laughs though.

    • Woah there big guy. Some one must’ve put your helmet strap on a little too tight today. Let’s loosen that up a little so some of that hot air can escape.

      • Super Jesus, I think your helmet is tensioned properly! Great observation.

  30. That’s clearly the Devil. Pointy beard, furrowed brow and horns = Satan. Duh.

  31. hell bent Guest | Jan 5, 2012 at 1:49 am |

    The sock monster! 

  32. hell bent Guest | Jan 4, 2012 at 9:49 pm |

    The sock monster! 

  33. Yes, this is the real news! I mean, why pay attention to our President signing into law his ability to indefinitely detain or murder US citizens when you have this! Praise Jesus who came to me in a sock, we’re all saved! 

      

  34. Yes, this is the real news! I mean, why pay attention to our President signing into law his ability to indefinitely detain or murder US citizens when you have this! Praise Jesus who came to me in a sock, we’re all saved! 

      

  35. Jin (仁) | Jan 5, 2012 at 2:10 am |

    it`s spinning so fast i think i can see JC`s face on my wall….

  36. Louisvdriet | Jan 5, 2012 at 2:16 am |

    i saw this cloud, with a little bit of imagination you can get converted????

  37. Louisvdriet | Jan 4, 2012 at 10:16 pm |

    i saw this cloud, with a little bit of imagination you can get converted????

  38. Ryuzakie | Jan 5, 2012 at 2:26 am |

    I dont see Jesus but left of the circle I see the face of a llama. Now that is something worthy of worship.

  39. I dont see Jesus but left of the circle I see the face of a llama. Now that is something worthy of worship.

  40. How do we know that sock is not a victim of the so called “Jesus toaster”? 

    I press all my socks with the Jesus toaster, ALL of them! It’s amazing to see the look on peoples faces when I take my shoes off at church.    Do you have any idea how many people will line up to kiss your feet when they think their messiah is getting intimate with your foot fungus? A whole bunch. 

     

  41. How do we know that sock is not a victim of the so called “Jesus toaster”? 

    I press all my socks with the Jesus toaster, ALL of them! It’s amazing to see the look on peoples faces when I take my shoes off at church.    Do you have any idea how many people will line up to kiss your feet when they think their messiah is getting intimate with your foot fungus? A whole bunch. 

     

  42. oh please
    that’s obviously Krist Novoselic

  43. BuzzCoastin | Jan 4, 2012 at 10:43 pm |

    oh please
    that’s obviously Krist Novoselic

  44. Jesus in a sock! Who needs DR Scholls! 

  45. Jesus in a sock! Who needs DR Scholls! 

  46. Anarchy Pony | Jan 5, 2012 at 3:02 am |

    Disinfo already covered that.

  47. As a devout Christian, I feel pretty well informed to comment on this one. Definitely not high up in the ‘Stuff That Looks Like Jesus’ catagory. Maybe a really pissed off Mitch Miller, but not Jesus. For future reference, we will also not be accepting ‘Clouds That Look Like Jesus’ applications this year due to an overabundance of actual news.

  48. As a devout Christian, I feel pretty well informed to comment on this one. Definitely not high up in the ‘Stuff That Looks Like Jesus’ catagory. Maybe a really pissed off Mitch Miller, but not Jesus. For future reference, we will also not be accepting ‘Clouds That Look Like Jesus’ applications this year due to an overabundance of actual news.

    • Monkey See Monkey Do | Jan 6, 2012 at 3:09 am |

      how can you call yourself a devout christian and not see jebus in that laundry sock?

  49. Anonymous | Jan 5, 2012 at 4:14 am |

    I see the face. I see faces everywhere. But why does it have to be Jesus?

  50. I see the face. I see faces everywhere. But why does it have to be Jesus?

  51. Woah there big guy. Some one must’ve put your helmet strap on a little too tight today. Let’s loosen that up a little so some of that hot air can escape.

  52. I have to comment here…there never was, is not and has never been a picture of Jesus Christ. We only have what people conjecture he might have looked like. To purport that the shadows and folds of a sock look like Jesus Christ borders on the absolutely ridiculous. Please! That looks like the face of 100,000,000 men or even a not too good looking woman…

  53. I have to comment here…there never was, is not and has never been a picture of Jesus Christ. We only have what people conjecture he might have looked like. To purport that the shadows and folds of a sock look like Jesus Christ borders on the absolutely ridiculous. Please! That looks like the face of 100,000,000 men or even a not too good looking woman…

  54. This is quite obviously a sign from God!
    I see no other explanation.
    This woman is clearly completely sane and NOT a crackpot at all!

    I am (was) an atheist but I will now turn my life savings over to the Church!
    Laundry?  Of course!  Seems so obvious now.

    Also, is that the image of Megatron just to the upper left of the son of God??

  55. This is quite obviously a sign from God!
    I see no other explanation.
    This woman is clearly completely sane and NOT a crackpot at all!

    I am (was) an atheist but I will now turn my life savings over to the Church!
    Laundry?  Of course!  Seems so obvious now.

    Also, is that the image of Megatron just to the upper left of the son of God??

    • HanzBlix | Jan 6, 2012 at 4:02 am |

      Holy crap you’re right, I for one will follow George Carlin and start worshipping Joe Pesci.

  56. Super Jesus, I think your helmet is tensioned properly! Great observation.

  57. This is just the sign I was looking for. All my questions have been answered and my doubts cast aside. Now I can trully believe.

  58. This is just the sign I was looking for. All my questions have been answered and my doubts cast aside. Now I can trully believe.

  59. justagirl | Jan 5, 2012 at 2:37 pm |

    since when does jesus have a goatee and horns?  lol.  it’s clearly zombie satan. 

  60. justagirl | Jan 5, 2012 at 10:37 am |

    since when does jesus have a goatee and horns?  lol.  it’s clearly zombie satan. 

    • Calypso_1 | Jan 5, 2012 at 12:32 pm |

      Probably since he was Son of the Morning.  Even Moses had horns…no wait that was the Glory of the Lord.  Then there’s this dude – look he even has a snakey staff.  Oh yeah, Apollo had that gig too.  What about Hermy?

  61. Anonymous | Jan 5, 2012 at 4:32 pm |

    Probably since he was Son of the Morning.  Even Moses had horns…no wait that was the Glory of the Lord.  Then there’s this dude – look he even has a snakey staff.  Oh yeah, Apollo had that gig too.  What about Hermy?

  62. Anonymous | Jan 5, 2012 at 4:33 pm |

  63. justagirl | Jan 5, 2012 at 4:37 pm |

    LOL!  …snakey staff.(?)  that last one has a night cap.  it’s so cute.  i bet it tells him secrets.  lol. 

  64. Anonymous | Jan 5, 2012 at 5:03 pm |

    Oh yes!, my nightcap tells me secrets too, especially with a touch of the green fairy.

  65. Anonymous | Jan 5, 2012 at 5:03 pm |

    Oh yes!, my nightcap tells me secrets too, especially with a touch of the green fairy.

  66. justagirl | Jan 5, 2012 at 5:07 pm |

    lol.  the fairies be poking me to death.  funnies.

  67. Incredible that Jesus only reveals himself to gullible believers when he could channel his energy into appearing in the every day items of sceptics.

  68. Harry Cunningham | Jan 5, 2012 at 1:31 pm |

    Incredible that Jesus only reveals himself to gullible believers when he could channel his energy into appearing in the every day items of sceptics.

  69. He’s the bloke on the sticks in those church things.

  70. Anarchy Pony | Jan 5, 2012 at 5:51 pm |

    Big deal, I have an X-Wing starfighter in the weird pattern in my shower curtain.

  71. Anarchy Pony | Jan 5, 2012 at 5:51 pm |

    Big deal, I have an X-Wing starfighter in the weird pattern in my shower curtain.

  72. Anarchy Pony | Jan 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm |

    Big deal, I have an X-Wing starfighter in the weird pattern in my shower curtain.

  73. Anonymous | Jan 5, 2012 at 6:46 pm |

    naughty fairies {: o

  74. in a language they will understand: stupid are that!

  75. in a language they will understand: stupid are that!

  76. Nostromo Operator | Jan 6, 2012 at 1:22 am |

    attention 15 year old’s and functionally retarded evangelical Atheists/Christians with an axe to grind. Let others post stories with some substance and merit or just go away. QUIT CLOGGING THE TUBES, YO.

  77. Nostromo Operator | Jan 5, 2012 at 9:22 pm |

    attention 15 year old’s and functionally retarded evangelical Atheists/Christians with an axe to grind. Let others post stories with some substance and merit or just go away. QUIT CLOGGING THE TUBES, YO.

  78. Nostromo Operator | Jan 6, 2012 at 1:32 am |

    jacobsloan, i am talking to you. maybe you are neither of the things I have accused you of, but please this is about as close to spam as you can get. There are stories like this all thing. IT’S A WASTE OF TIME!  There are also a million “miracle herbal remedies that can make a man’s penis look bigger fast”. ALSO A WASTE OF TIME!  and yet, people still comment! Jesus christ (on a sock) folks, do you think you are doing yourself or anyone a favor by taking the time to put down yr double percolator bong and write “dewd doesn’t even look like jesus”.  For fucks sake, who needs cointelrpo with goons like you?!?! fucking do something. (*i fucking realize that I am implicated myself by coming here and taking the time to flame you. go ahead and make your retarded (and I FUCKING KNOW IT WILL BE RETARDED) defense. I won’t be coming back into this thread.

    fuck (almost) all of you.

  79. Nostromo Operator | Jan 5, 2012 at 9:32 pm |

    jacobsloan, i am talking to you. maybe you are neither of the things I have accused you of, but please this is about as close to spam as you can get. There are stories like this all thing. IT’S A WASTE OF TIME!  There are also a million “miracle herbal remedies that can make a man’s penis look bigger fast”. ALSO A WASTE OF TIME!  and yet, people still comment! Jesus christ (on a sock) folks, do you think you are doing yourself or anyone a favor by taking the time to put down yr double percolator bong and write “dewd doesn’t even look like jesus”.  For fucks sake, who needs cointelrpo with goons like you?!?! fucking do something. (*i fucking realize that I am implicated myself by coming here and taking the time to flame you. go ahead and make your retarded (and I FUCKING KNOW IT WILL BE RETARDED) defense. I won’t be coming back into this thread.

    fuck (almost) all of you.

  80. EarthBlows | Jan 6, 2012 at 2:11 am |

    Finally, the second coming has arrived. Fear the Jesus sock people, this is only the beginning.

  81. EarthBlows | Jan 5, 2012 at 10:11 pm |

    Finally, the second coming has arrived. Fear the Jesus sock people, this is only the beginning.

  82. Monkey See Monkey Do | Jan 6, 2012 at 7:08 am |

    Thats Jesus bro, pay some respect.

  83. Monkey See Monkey Do | Jan 6, 2012 at 7:09 am |

    how can you call yourself a devout christian and not see jebus in that laundry sock?

  84. HanzBlix | Jan 6, 2012 at 8:02 am |

    Holy crap you’re right, I for one will follow George Carlin and start worshipping Joe Pesci.

  85. Dread_pirate_hippy | Jan 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm |

    Looks like of like Frylock from Aquateen.

  86. Dread_pirate_hippy | Jan 6, 2012 at 5:56 pm |

    Looks like of like Frylock from Aquateen.

  87. Nietzsche | Jan 10, 2012 at 7:44 pm |

    Damn… we really need to kill god….

  88. Nietzsche | Jan 10, 2012 at 7:44 pm |

    Damn… we really need to kill god….

  89. Nietzsche | Jan 10, 2012 at 3:44 pm |

    Damn… we really need to kill god….

  90. How do you come up with such interesting and inspired comments?

  91. Crazyrichdude | Jan 13, 2012 at 1:36 am |

    I used to be able to see the face of Ludo from labyrinth in the pattern on my bedroom wall… but now I think of it… It did kinda look like Jesus…

  92. Crazyrichdude | Jan 12, 2012 at 9:36 pm |

    I used to be able to see the face of Ludo from labyrinth in the pattern on my bedroom wall… but now I think of it… It did kinda look like Jesus…

  93. Christians are retarded | Apr 6, 2012 at 12:58 am |

    ITS A FUCKIN SOCK

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