Jesus’ Face Appears In British Woman’s Laundry Sock

By on January 4, 2012 in News 60

jesusIt’s common knowledge that Christ manifests himself by appearing in everyday items — here’s his first visitation of 2012. Via the Daily Mail:

This image of Jesus’ face was found on a sock among items of laundry in Kent. Sarah Crane, from Orpington, was stunned when she hung her laundry out to dry and discovered the face of Jesus staring back at her.

I’d left the washing out to dry overnight – and it had probably been sitting there a bit too long when I noticed the face in the sock,’ she said. ‘I called my boyfriend over straight away – we could both clearly see the face of Jesus in the sock.

Miss Crane said she began making a shrine to the sock, but when she moved it, some of its delicate creases fell away and the image is now not as clear.

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  • Toxiczen

    why is Disinformation posting crap like this?

  • Ametiste

    first 2012 appearing Jesus’ face record on the internet man!

  • m1kesa1m0ns

    Looks more like the Creature from the Black Lagoon to me.

  • Anarchy Pony

    Who says that’s Jesus? No one knows what he looked like other than, you know, long hair and beard. 

  • Anonymous

    So apparently 2012 will not be the year that ridiculous things like this stop happening… There’s always 2013 I guess…

  • Anarchy Pony

    Rest assured that ridiculous things will always happen. Always.

  • Heath

    No Im pretty certain thats me..It has to be..You can see me in many no fluff and fold laundry mats everywhere

  • Simiantongue

    Jeriba ‘Jerry’ Shigan?

  • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

    Stop the world…

    I want to get off.

  • Andrew

    Anything that looks vaguely like a face is Jesus.

  • Anonymous

    and i thought disinfo is supposed to do the opposite, guess not

  • Anonymous

    and i thought disinfo is supposed to do the opposite, guess not

  • Anonymous

    and i thought disinfo is supposed to do the opposite, guess not

  • Guest

    Apparently no one here seems to have a sense of humor.

  • Indigenous

    Who the fuck is Jesus? 

  • Marssuit

    I think its okay because some people who come here find will find this funny and aren’t going to assume its for real. It might not fit your sense of humor, but I think disinfo doesn’t care as long as more than a few people are made jolly by this jest.

  • Super Jesus

    It’s only funny because Christians are retarded. Not the kind of retardation your born with either, they actually have to work to become that way. It’s great for laughs though.

  • Super Jesus

    It’s only funny because Christians are retarded. Not the kind of retardation your born with either, they actually have to work to become that way. It’s great for laughs though.

  • Jblanke

    That’s clearly the Devil. Pointy beard, furrowed brow and horns = Satan. Duh.

  • hell bent Guest

    The sock monster! 

  • WHY WHY

    Yes, this is the real news! I mean, why pay attention to our President signing into law his ability to indefinitely detain or murder US citizens when you have this! Praise Jesus who came to me in a sock, we’re all saved! 

      

  • Jin (仁)

    it`s spinning so fast i think i can see JC`s face on my wall….

  • Louisvdriet

    i saw this cloud, with a little bit of imagination you can get converted????

  • Ryuzakie

    I dont see Jesus but left of the circle I see the face of a llama. Now that is something worthy of worship.

  • Toast

    How do we know that sock is not a victim of the so called “Jesus toaster”? 

    I press all my socks with the Jesus toaster, ALL of them! It’s amazing to see the look on peoples faces when I take my shoes off at church.    Do you have any idea how many people will line up to kiss your feet when they think their messiah is getting intimate with your foot fungus? A whole bunch. 

     

  • http://buzzcoastin.posterous.com BuzzCoastin

    oh please
    that’s obviously Krist Novoselic

  • Mr Kent

    Jesus in a sock! Who needs DR Scholls! 

  • Anarchy Pony

    Disinfo already covered that.

  • Heigtch

    As a devout Christian, I feel pretty well informed to comment on this one. Definitely not high up in the ‘Stuff That Looks Like Jesus’ catagory. Maybe a really pissed off Mitch Miller, but not Jesus. For future reference, we will also not be accepting ‘Clouds That Look Like Jesus’ applications this year due to an overabundance of actual news.

  • Anonymous

    I see the face. I see faces everywhere. But why does it have to be Jesus?

  • Heigtch

    Woah there big guy. Some one must’ve put your helmet strap on a little too tight today. Let’s loosen that up a little so some of that hot air can escape.

  • Cdmaret

    I have to comment here…there never was, is not and has never been a picture of Jesus Christ. We only have what people conjecture he might have looked like. To purport that the shadows and folds of a sock look like Jesus Christ borders on the absolutely ridiculous. Please! That looks like the face of 100,000,000 men or even a not too good looking woman…

  • D.D.B.

    This is quite obviously a sign from God!
    I see no other explanation.
    This woman is clearly completely sane and NOT a crackpot at all!

    I am (was) an atheist but I will now turn my life savings over to the Church!
    Laundry?  Of course!  Seems so obvious now.

    Also, is that the image of Megatron just to the upper left of the son of God??

  • D.D.B.

    Super Jesus, I think your helmet is tensioned properly! Great observation.

  • Ron

    This is just the sign I was looking for. All my questions have been answered and my doubts cast aside. Now I can trully believe.

  • justagirl

    since when does jesus have a goatee and horns?  lol.  it’s clearly zombie satan. 

  • Anonymous

    Probably since he was Son of the Morning.  Even Moses had horns…no wait that was the Glory of the Lord.  Then there’s this dude – look he even has a snakey staff.  Oh yeah, Apollo had that gig too.  What about Hermy?

  • Anonymous

    …

  • justagirl

    LOL!  …snakey staff.(?)  that last one has a night cap.  it’s so cute.  i bet it tells him secrets.  lol. 

  • Anonymous

    Oh yes!, my nightcap tells me secrets too, especially with a touch of the green fairy.

  • Anonymous

    Oh yes!, my nightcap tells me secrets too, especially with a touch of the green fairy.

  • justagirl

    lol.  the fairies be poking me to death.  funnies.

  • http://twitter.com/fathorseharry Harry Cunningham

    Incredible that Jesus only reveals himself to gullible believers when he could channel his energy into appearing in the every day items of sceptics.

  • http://twitter.com/fathorseharry Harry Cunningham

    He’s the bloke on the sticks in those church things.

  • Anarchy Pony

    Big deal, I have an X-Wing starfighter in the weird pattern in my shower curtain.

  • Anarchy Pony

    Big deal, I have an X-Wing starfighter in the weird pattern in my shower curtain.

  • Anonymous

    naughty fairies {: o

  • http://twitter.com/Shurmon_Aaron Aaron W. Shurmon

    in a language they will understand: stupid are that!

  • Nostromo Operator

    attention 15 year old’s and functionally retarded evangelical Atheists/Christians with an axe to grind. Let others post stories with some substance and merit or just go away. QUIT CLOGGING THE TUBES, YO.

  • Nostromo Operator

    jacobsloan, i am talking to you. maybe you are neither of the things I have accused you of, but please this is about as close to spam as you can get. There are stories like this all thing. IT’S A WASTE OF TIME!  There are also a million “miracle herbal remedies that can make a man’s penis look bigger fast”. ALSO A WASTE OF TIME!  and yet, people still comment! Jesus christ (on a sock) folks, do you think you are doing yourself or anyone a favor by taking the time to put down yr double percolator bong and write “dewd doesn’t even look like jesus”.  For fucks sake, who needs cointelrpo with goons like you?!?! fucking do something. (*i fucking realize that I am implicated myself by coming here and taking the time to flame you. go ahead and make your retarded (and I FUCKING KNOW IT WILL BE RETARDED) defense. I won’t be coming back into this thread.

    fuck (almost) all of you.

  • EarthBlows

    Finally, the second coming has arrived. Fear the Jesus sock people, this is only the beginning.

  • Monkey See Monkey Do

    Thats Jesus bro, pay some respect.

  • Monkey See Monkey Do

    how can you call yourself a devout christian and not see jebus in that laundry sock?

  • HanzBlix

    Holy crap you’re right, I for one will follow George Carlin and start worshipping Joe Pesci.

  • Dread_pirate_hippy

    Looks like of like Frylock from Aquateen.

  • Nietzsche

    Damn… we really need to kill god….

  • Nietzsche

    Damn… we really need to kill god….

  • Heigtch

    How do you come up with such interesting and inspired comments?

  • Crazyrichdude

    I used to be able to see the face of Ludo from labyrinth in the pattern on my bedroom wall… but now I think of it… It did kinda look like Jesus…

  • Christians are retarded

    ITS A FUCKIN SOCK