Newt Beats Mitt

This man is a sex machine.

Could the Republicans choose worse names for their leading presidential candidates? Anyway, looks like the doughboy is still in the race according to this report from The Official Republican Party News Channel Fox News:

Newt Gingrich has won the South Carolina Republican primary, Fox News projects, further scrambling an already volatile presidential race which has produced three different winners in three states as the candidates head next to Florida.

Fox News projects that Mitt Romney will place second in the Palmetto State, where he was leading in the polls just one week ago. With 5 percent of precincts reporting, Gingrich has 38 percent and Romney has 32 percent. Rick Santorum will finish in third place, Fox News projects, while Ron Paul will finish last …

Read more: Fox News

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  • Lordofallmuffins

    At the moment Romney is ahead by about 7%.

  • Peetr

    War with Iran is looking like more and more of a given future.  Idiots.

    • Hadrian999

      it’s pretty much a given no matter who wins the nomination or the election

    • Anarchy Pony

      High likelihood of that leading to WWIII. Isn’t it nice to know our “leaders” have everyone’s best interests at heart?

  • Hadrian999

    i love our primary system…..it’s such unabashed bullshit, we pretend that these small rural states actually matter, social conservatives love it but it is false, if you add South Carolina and Iowa together they have half the population of Florida or New York state and a little more than one fifth the the population of California but we pretend that “main street America” has some kind of power in deciding who a party’s nominee will be

  • DeepCough

    Dwight Schrute for President 2012! SCHRUTE OVER NEWT!

  • JaceD

    Isn’t Santorum the effect of lube and anal sex?

    • Anarchy Pony

      Yes thanks to a campaign lead by Dan Savage.

      • JaceD

        Ha yeah I know, just taking the piss.

  • Raz

    He looks that guy of ‘Falling Down’ on this picture.

  • zedted

    Either the computers are programmed to do what they are told or South Carolina is full of really stupid people.  I don’t know where to start.
    does anyone do any homework on these guys…….

  • zedted

    Shit is boiling over.

  • zedted

    Why doesn’t fox allow comments?  Hmmm…………..

    Is there a menu for how much each politician costs? 

  • zedted

    The image of this shit bag makes me puke.    Who counts the votes? 

    The computers are a scam. total control of everything……  :barf: :puke:

  • MadHierophant

    If I didn’t have a name to put to the face, I’d have assumed this was some serial killer/rapist. 

    Not that the actual truth is any better. 

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    Can you blame them? (Well…yeah…I guess we can…and should.) SC voters picked what Krugman rightly described as “a dumb guys idea of a smart guy”. Mitt is a slick, greasy, glad handling millionaire cultist from a liberal eastern state. Santorum may have the religious chops but he’s almost hopelessly inept in all other ways and is as much of a Northerner as a person can be without being Canadian. Ron Paul scares generic rank and file republicans right down the last fiber of their being and the word is out among GOP stalwarts to close ranks against him. Cain is out of the race, Perry is out, Palin was never really in but liked to cock-tease the desperate and dumb. All thats left for SC is a fat sleazy weirdo whose only selling points are that he can form whole sentences and used to be a Republican ‘leader’ at a time when they actually managed to do something more useful than sit on their hands and say “no” 30 times a day. (Should be mentioned however that what they ‘did’ while doing something decades ago was complete economy and nation ruining garbage. But at least they looked very busy and professional while screwing up the future for all…which is actually better than anything they’ve done lately.)