White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

MarsFrom Wired:

Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.

That’s the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at Darpa’s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them.

Perhaps this all sounds fantastical, absurd, and more than a little nuts. We couldn’t agree more. That’s one of the reasons we love conspiracy theories — the more awesomely insane, the better. Each week during 2012, when the Mayans tell us to expect the apocalypse, Danger Room will peel back a new layer of crazy to expose those oh-so-cleverly hidden machinations powering this doomed plane of existence. Welcome — back — to Tinfoil Tuesday…

What a relief! (I wonder if this woman’s Pleiadian lover knew about this?)

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  • Chrononaut

    What What What!!? This sounds absolutely crazy. One more reason to vote for Ron Paul… ;-)

  • Chrononaut

    What What What!!? This sounds absolutely crazy. One more reason to vote for Ron Paul… ;-)

  • Robert Pinkerton

    “Teleport?” as in “Beam me up!”? Sorry, from earliest Star Drek (Not a typo) on, that idea has ruptured my ability to suspend disbelief. Bad as Star Drek was, however, worse was the inclusion of such Deus ex machina “technology(?) in the Stargate series.

  • Robert Pinkerton

    “Teleport?” as in “Beam me up!”? Sorry, from earliest Star Drek (Not a typo) on, that idea has ruptured my ability to suspend disbelief. Bad as Star Drek was, however, worse was the inclusion of such Deus ex machina “technology(?) in the Stargate series.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1252145572 John Erik Hanson

    It’s definitely 2012 everyone. I met my clone last night.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1252145572 John Erik Hanson

    It’s definitely 2012 everyone. I met my clone last night.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Did you make out?

  • Mike ScorpZ

    I knew it! 

  • Mike ScorpZ

    I knew it! 

  • Malk

    Everyone loves an article that does nothing but make fun of an individual or a group. Way to waste everyone’s time =/

    regardless of the -entire article- it was clear the writer is only interested in marketing for “likes” to please his/her higher ups with the early comment “the Mayans tell us to expect the apocalypse”. Might as well post Discovery Channel Kids articles on here… (I assume that exists)

    I guess it’s better than nothing though >_>

  • Malk

    Everyone loves an article that does nothing but make fun of an individual or a group. Way to waste everyone’s time =/

    regardless of the -entire article- it was clear the writer is only interested in marketing for “likes” to please his/her higher ups with the early comment “the Mayans tell us to expect the apocalypse”. Might as well post Discovery Channel Kids articles on here… (I assume that exists)

    I guess it’s better than nothing though >_>

  • Sam 3

    The Obama administration is just as big a joke as this article.  ;-) 

    We also know the government covers up A LOT of things that would seem like science fiction. I for one would not be surprised if the CIA had been to Mars already, or if they had a working teleporter. Because reality is always more crazy than science fiction. 

      

  • DeepCough

     That the White House denies this claim makes it all the more true.

  • DeepCough

     That the White House denies this claim makes it all the more true.

    • http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS.COM/ 924COLLECTIVE

      But Youtube can tell you a lot of things the White House doesn’t want you to know about.
      I’m currently listening to an interview with Andrew D. Basiago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwE8m50sbWk

      I’m on part 8/39 now, and it’s absolutely fascinating either way.
      It’s quite bizarre we now have a show on prime time tv called PERSON OF INTEREST,
      Also the recent film with Matt Damon – THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU.
      His story has a lot of similar elements.   The truth is stranger than fiction……..

      • http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS.COM/ 924COLLECTIVE

        UPDATE:  Currently on part 27/ 39.   The interview really is something else.
        Around Pt. 20 Project Pegasus & DARPA became a focus of the interview.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbjohPFAC0

        When the research of Nikola Tesla came up I start taking audionotes,
        as 39 parts at 10 minutes each would it over a 6 hour interview non stop.
        (I wrote the first response 6 hours ago and still have a way to go.)

        These excerpts will definitely make their way into a blog entry over at
        http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS,COM    in the coming week!

        This is the first in depth information I have heard on Project Pegasus 
        DARPA and Dharma Initiative (from LOST)  sound awfully similar……

        • http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS.COM/ 924COLLECTIVE

          The Voice sounded strangely familiar, why is David Wilcock pretending to be Andrew D Basiago?!?

          • SickOfSycophants

            You better be highly suspicious if anyone starts babbling about time travel.  Time travel is IMPOSSIBLE, anyone who talks about it as if it were a happening fact is either lying or delusional.  This guy is too smart to be delusional.  He is lying.  Probably paid to lie by the gov.

          • bob

            going to Mars is impossible too. so is going to the moon. right up there with instant coffee.
            impossible

    • tymspase

      Soooo, if the WH said it was true,…what then?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000480492140 Tony Traverso

    they should have given obama a one way teleport to the center of the sun

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000480492140 Tony Traverso

    they should have given obama a one way teleport to the center of the sun

    • Warping

      Ummm that might be doing him a favor being we don’t actually know what is at the center of the sun.

  • Andrew Fitts

    Always keep an open mind…truth is oftentimes stranger than fiction…

  • Andrew Fitts

    Always keep an open mind…truth is oftentimes stranger than fiction…

  • Anarchy Pony

    Did you make out?

  • Paul Robert

    Commented on Wired already, why not here too. 

    The masses of people are so seriously clueless and retarded it’s scary. We live in a reality that is so manipulated and engineered. If people really knew what was happening they would never sleep at night. Just think, these Americans still believe they vote for and choose their leaders. They are so delusional and brainwashed it’s starting to be easy for the fascists to take over their country. Obama just signed into law his now dictatorial powers that allow him to kill or indefinitely detain any US citizen he wants. What do you think the next puppet will do with that power? The name Hitler comes to mind… You Americans better realize what’s going on, real fast, or your in for a surprise that your forefathers warned about. Your government has black budgets for a reason; to develop and deploy black technologies. These technologies are beyond the realm of advanced science. They are on the fringe so-to-speak and defy all your dearly held believes about what energy, space, or time really is. Distance is eliminated when using nano systems based off the physics principles of the quantum world. Teleportation if given the right funding, could easily be developed or already has. What would be one of the advantages of this? To go long distances instantly comes to mind, obviously. What makes it sound so crazy? The PHD teaching a 100 year old physics model says it’s impossible? Or the fact that it’s not on the shelves at your local Walmart? Come on! Anything you can think of, we (humans) already know how to do it.  

  • Paul Robert

    Commented on Wired already, why not here too. 

    The masses of people are so seriously clueless and retarded it’s scary. We live in a reality that is so manipulated and engineered. If people really knew what was happening they would never sleep at night. Just think, these Americans still believe they vote for and choose their leaders. They are so delusional and brainwashed it’s starting to be easy for the fascists to take over their country. Obama just signed into law his now dictatorial powers that allow him to kill or indefinitely detain any US citizen he wants. What do you think the next puppet will do with that power? The name Hitler comes to mind… 

    You Americans better realize what’s going on, real fast, or your in for a surprise that your forefathers warned about. Your government has black budgets for a reason; to develop and deploy black technologies. These technologies are beyond the realm of advanced science. They are on the fringe so-to-speak and defy all your dearly held believes about what energy, space, or time really is. Distance is eliminated when using nano systems based off the physics principles of the quantum world. Teleportation if given the right funding, could easily be developed or already has. What would be one of the advantages of this? To go long distances instantly comes to mind, obviously. What makes it sound so crazy? The PHD teaching a 100 year old physics model says it’s impossible? Or the fact that it’s not on the shelves at your local Walmart? Come on! 

    Anything you can think of, we (humans) already know how to do it.

    • Writeous

      Thank you Paul!

      Finally someone who is AWAKE and realizes TRUTH beyond the total bullshit they have/are spoon fed.

      I DEFINITELY KNOW this and other awesome technologies exists.

      Come on people (actually sheeple who nay-say), think about this one tiny example:
      “Many years ago, sending a letter took maybe 2 – 3 days to get to a destination across the country”.

      “Now it takes (maybe at the most) 30 – 60 seconds by email.”
      This is just one minor example.

      I DEFINITELY 110% agree that, “Anything you can think of, we (humans) already know how to do it.”
      Sadly humans for some strange reason have forgotten this!
      But thankfully many humans are re-awakening and evolving to our true potential (and seeing beyond all the spoon- fed bullshit)!

       

  • Br0wnb3rry

    Directed Energy Weapons used on 911, DrJudyWood <3

  • Br0wnb3rry

    Directed Energy Weapons used on 911, DrJudyWood <3

    • Thumbs Down

      Lol, that lady is a nut job. Don’t fall for her disinfo.  

      AE911truth has the facts.

      • Calypso_1

        halibut

      • Br0wnb3rry

        ae911truth has the money, but money are not facts. Show me the facts they have then I will listen. Just because something looks like a controlled demolition does not prove it to be one. the pictures show that WTC 1 (like WTC 2)
        did not “burn up”, nor did it “slam down” it was turned into dust in mid air, leaving almost nothing of the building itself.

  • Thumbs Down

    Lol, that lady is a nut job. Don’t fall for her disinfo.  

    AE911truth has the facts.

  • Warping

    Ummm that might be doing him a favor being we don’t actually know what is at the center of the sun.

  • Writeous

    Thank you Paul!

    Finally someone who is AWAKE and realizes TRUTH beyond the total bullshit they have/are spoon fed.

    I DEFINITELY KNOW this and other awesome technologies exists.

    Come on people (actually sheeple who nay-say), think about this one tiny example:
    “Many years ago, sending a letter took maybe 2 – 3 days to get to a destination across the country”.

    “Now it takes (maybe at the most) 30 – 60 seconds by email.”
    This is just one minor example.

    I DEFINITELY 110% agree that, “Anything you can think of, we (humans) already know how to do it.”
    Sadly humans for some strange reason have forgotten this!
    But thankfully many humans are re-awakening and evolving to our true potential (and seeing beyond all the spoon- fed bullshit)!

     

  • zedted

    Depends on your definition of teleport.

  • zedted

    Depends on your definition of teleport.

  • CaseyLee

    True or not, this would be a movie I’d pay to see in the theater.

  • CaseyLee

    True or not, this would be a movie I’d pay to see in the theater.

  • CaseyLee

    True or not, this would be a movie I’d pay to see in the theater.

  • Anonymous

    halibut

  • http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS.COM/ 924COLLECTIVE

    But Youtube can tell you a lot of things the White House doesn’t want you to know about.
    I’m currently listening to an interview with Andrew D. Basiago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwE8m50sbWk

    I’m on part 8/39 now, and it’s absolutely fascinating either way.
    It’s quite bizarre we now have a show on prime time tv called PERSON OF INTEREST,
    Also the recent film with Matt Damon – THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU.
    His story has a lot of similar elements.   The truth is stranger than fiction……..

  • http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS.COM/ 924COLLECTIVE

    But Youtube can tell you a lot of things the White House doesn’t want you to know about.
    I’m currently listening to an interview with Andrew D. Basiago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwE8m50sbWk

    I’m on part 8/39 now, and it’s absolutely fascinating either way.
    It’s quite bizarre we now have a show on prime time tv called PERSON OF INTEREST,
    Also the recent film with Matt Damon – THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU.
    His story has a lot of similar elements.   The truth is stranger than fiction……..

  • Br0wnb3rry

    ae911truth has the money, but money are not facts. Show me the facts they have then I will listen. Just because something looks like a controlled demolition does not prove it to be one. the pictures show that WTC 1 (like WTC 2)
    did not “burn up”, nor did it “slam down” it was turned into dust in mid air, leaving almost nothing of the building itself.

  • Br0wnb3rry

    ae911truth has the money, but money are not facts. Show me the facts they have then I will listen. Just because something looks like a controlled demolition does not prove it to be one. the pictures show that WTC 1 (like WTC 2)
    did not “burn up”, nor did it “slam down” it was turned into dust in mid air, leaving almost nothing of the building itself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/agent139 Jamie Lee
  • http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS.COM/ 924COLLECTIVE

    UPDATE:  Currently on part 27/ 39.   The interview really is something else.
    Around Pt. 20 Project Pegasus & DARPA became a focus of the interview.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbjohPFAC0

    When the research of Nikola Tesla came up I start taking audionotes,
    as 39 parts at 10 minutes each would it over a 6 hour interview non stop.
    (I wrote the first response 6 hours ago and still have a way to go.)

    These excerpts will definitely make their way into a blog entry over at
    http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS,COM    in the coming week!

    This is the first in depth information I have heard on Project Pegasus 
    DARPA and Dharma Initiative (from LOST)  sound awfully similar……

  • http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS.COM/ 924COLLECTIVE

    UPDATE:  Currently on part 27/ 39.   The interview really is something else.
    Around Pt. 20 Project Pegasus & DARPA became a focus of the interview.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbjohPFAC0

    When the research of Nikola Tesla came up I start taking audionotes,
    as 39 parts at 10 minutes each would it over a 6 hour interview non stop.
    (I wrote the first response 6 hours ago and still have a way to go.)

    These excerpts will definitely make their way into a blog entry over at
    http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS,COM    in the coming week!

    This is the first in depth information I have heard on Project Pegasus 
    DARPA and Dharma Initiative (from LOST)  sound awfully similar……

  • http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS.COM/ 924COLLECTIVE

    UPDATE:  Currently on part 27/ 39.   The interview really is something else.
    Around Pt. 20 Project Pegasus & DARPA became a focus of the interview.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbjohPFAC0

    When the research of Nikola Tesla came up I start taking audionotes,
    as 39 parts at 10 minutes each would it over a 6 hour interview non stop.
    (I wrote the first response 6 hours ago and still have a way to go.)

    These excerpts will definitely make their way into a blog entry over at
    http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS,COM    in the coming week!

    This is the first in depth information I have heard on Project Pegasus 
    DARPA and Dharma Initiative (from LOST)  sound awfully similar……

  • http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS.COM/ 924COLLECTIVE

    The Voice sounded strangely familiar, why is David Wilcock pretending to be Andrew D Basiago?!?

  • http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS.COM/ 924COLLECTIVE

    The Voice sounded strangely familiar, why is David Wilcock pretending to be Andrew D Basiago?!?

  • http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS.COM/ 924COLLECTIVE

    The Voice sounded strangely familiar, why is David Wilcock pretending to be Andrew D Basiago?!?

  • SickOfSycophants

    You better be highly suspicious if anyone starts babbling about time travel.  Time travel is IMPOSSIBLE, anyone who talks about it as if it were a happening fact is either lying or delusional.  This guy is too smart to be delusional.  He is lying.  Probably paid to lie by the gov.

  • bob

    going to Mars is impossible too. so is going to the moon. right up there with instant coffee.
    impossible

  • Anonymous

    Soooo, if the WH said it was true,…what then?