White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

MarsFrom Wired:

Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.

That’s the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at Darpa’s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them.

Perhaps this all sounds fantastical, absurd, and more than a little nuts. We couldn’t agree more. That’s one of the reasons we love conspiracy theories — the more awesomely insane, the better. Each week during 2012, when the Mayans tell us to expect the apocalypse, Danger Room will peel back a new layer of crazy to expose those oh-so-cleverly hidden machinations powering this doomed plane of existence. Welcome — back — to Tinfoil Tuesday…

What a relief! (I wonder if this woman’s Pleiadian lover knew about this?)

James Curcio

I was raped by a family of polar bears as a child and now have a deep seated terror of peanut butter. Psychological transference is weird. Author, artist, freak. http://www.jamescurcio.com

59 Comments on "White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars"

  1. Chrononaut | Jan 4, 2012 at 2:07 pm |

    What What What!!? This sounds absolutely crazy. One more reason to vote for Ron Paul… 😉

  2. Chrononaut | Jan 4, 2012 at 10:07 am |

    What What What!!? This sounds absolutely crazy. One more reason to vote for Ron Paul… 😉

  3. Robert Pinkerton | Jan 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm |

    “Teleport?” as in “Beam me up!”? Sorry, from earliest Star Drek (Not a typo) on, that idea has ruptured my ability to suspend disbelief. Bad as Star Drek was, however, worse was the inclusion of such Deus ex machina “technology(?) in the Stargate series.

  4. Robert Pinkerton | Jan 4, 2012 at 10:57 am |

    “Teleport?” as in “Beam me up!”? Sorry, from earliest Star Drek (Not a typo) on, that idea has ruptured my ability to suspend disbelief. Bad as Star Drek was, however, worse was the inclusion of such Deus ex machina “technology(?) in the Stargate series.

  5. It’s definitely 2012 everyone. I met my clone last night.

  6. It’s definitely 2012 everyone. I met my clone last night.

  7. Mike ScorpZ | Jan 4, 2012 at 3:41 pm |

    I knew it! 

  8. Mike ScorpZ | Jan 4, 2012 at 11:41 am |

    I knew it! 

  9. Everyone loves an article that does nothing but make fun of an individual or a group. Way to waste everyone’s time =/

    regardless of the -entire article- it was clear the writer is only interested in marketing for “likes” to please his/her higher ups with the early comment “the Mayans tell us to expect the apocalypse”. Might as well post Discovery Channel Kids articles on here… (I assume that exists)

    I guess it’s better than nothing though >_>

  10. Everyone loves an article that does nothing but make fun of an individual or a group. Way to waste everyone’s time =/

    regardless of the -entire article- it was clear the writer is only interested in marketing for “likes” to please his/her higher ups with the early comment “the Mayans tell us to expect the apocalypse”. Might as well post Discovery Channel Kids articles on here… (I assume that exists)

    I guess it’s better than nothing though >_>

  11. The Obama administration is just as big a joke as this article.  😉 

    We also know the government covers up A LOT of things that would seem like science fiction. I for one would not be surprised if the CIA had been to Mars already, or if they had a working teleporter. Because reality is always more crazy than science fiction. 

      

  12. DeepCough | Jan 4, 2012 at 7:11 pm |

     That the White House denies this claim makes it all the more true.

  13. DeepCough | Jan 4, 2012 at 3:11 pm |

     That the White House denies this claim makes it all the more true.

    • But Youtube can tell you a lot of things the White House doesn’t want you to know about.
      I’m currently listening to an interview with Andrew D. Basiago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwE8m50sbWk

      I’m on part 8/39 now, and it’s absolutely fascinating either way.
      It’s quite bizarre we now have a show on prime time tv called PERSON OF INTEREST,
      Also the recent film with Matt Damon – THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU.
      His story has a lot of similar elements.   The truth is stranger than fiction……..

      • UPDATE:  Currently on part 27/ 39.   The interview really is something else.
        Around Pt. 20 Project Pegasus & DARPA became a focus of the interview.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbjohPFAC0

        When the research of Nikola Tesla came up I start taking audionotes,
        as 39 parts at 10 minutes each would it over a 6 hour interview non stop.
        (I wrote the first response 6 hours ago and still have a way to go.)

        These excerpts will definitely make their way into a blog entry over at
        http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS,COM    in the coming week!

        This is the first in depth information I have heard on Project Pegasus 
        DARPA and Dharma Initiative (from LOST)  sound awfully similar……

        • The Voice sounded strangely familiar, why is David Wilcock pretending to be Andrew D Basiago?!?

          • SickOfSycophants | Jan 6, 2012 at 11:33 am |

            You better be highly suspicious if anyone starts babbling about time travel.  Time travel is IMPOSSIBLE, anyone who talks about it as if it were a happening fact is either lying or delusional.  This guy is too smart to be delusional.  He is lying.  Probably paid to lie by the gov.

          • going to Mars is impossible too. so is going to the moon. right up there with instant coffee.
            impossible

    • tymspase | Jan 6, 2012 at 2:27 pm |

      Soooo, if the WH said it was true,…what then?

  14. they should have given obama a one way teleport to the center of the sun

  15. they should have given obama a one way teleport to the center of the sun

    • Ummm that might be doing him a favor being we don’t actually know what is at the center of the sun.

  16. Andrew Fitts | Jan 4, 2012 at 7:30 pm |

    Always keep an open mind…truth is oftentimes stranger than fiction…

  17. Andrew Fitts | Jan 4, 2012 at 3:30 pm |

    Always keep an open mind…truth is oftentimes stranger than fiction…

  18. Anarchy Pony | Jan 4, 2012 at 7:45 pm |

    Did you make out?

  19. Paul Robert | Jan 4, 2012 at 8:49 pm |

    Commented on Wired already, why not here too. 

    The masses of people are so seriously clueless and retarded it’s scary. We live in a reality that is so manipulated and engineered. If people really knew what was happening they would never sleep at night. Just think, these Americans still believe they vote for and choose their leaders. They are so delusional and brainwashed it’s starting to be easy for the fascists to take over their country. Obama just signed into law his now dictatorial powers that allow him to kill or indefinitely detain any US citizen he wants. What do you think the next puppet will do with that power? The name Hitler comes to mind… You Americans better realize what’s going on, real fast, or your in for a surprise that your forefathers warned about. Your government has black budgets for a reason; to develop and deploy black technologies. These technologies are beyond the realm of advanced science. They are on the fringe so-to-speak and defy all your dearly held believes about what energy, space, or time really is. Distance is eliminated when using nano systems based off the physics principles of the quantum world. Teleportation if given the right funding, could easily be developed or already has. What would be one of the advantages of this? To go long distances instantly comes to mind, obviously. What makes it sound so crazy? The PHD teaching a 100 year old physics model says it’s impossible? Or the fact that it’s not on the shelves at your local Walmart? Come on! Anything you can think of, we (humans) already know how to do it.  

  20. Paul Robert | Jan 4, 2012 at 4:49 pm |

    Commented on Wired already, why not here too. 

    The masses of people are so seriously clueless and retarded it’s scary. We live in a reality that is so manipulated and engineered. If people really knew what was happening they would never sleep at night. Just think, these Americans still believe they vote for and choose their leaders. They are so delusional and brainwashed it’s starting to be easy for the fascists to take over their country. Obama just signed into law his now dictatorial powers that allow him to kill or indefinitely detain any US citizen he wants. What do you think the next puppet will do with that power? The name Hitler comes to mind… 

    You Americans better realize what’s going on, real fast, or your in for a surprise that your forefathers warned about. Your government has black budgets for a reason; to develop and deploy black technologies. These technologies are beyond the realm of advanced science. They are on the fringe so-to-speak and defy all your dearly held believes about what energy, space, or time really is. Distance is eliminated when using nano systems based off the physics principles of the quantum world. Teleportation if given the right funding, could easily be developed or already has. What would be one of the advantages of this? To go long distances instantly comes to mind, obviously. What makes it sound so crazy? The PHD teaching a 100 year old physics model says it’s impossible? Or the fact that it’s not on the shelves at your local Walmart? Come on! 

    Anything you can think of, we (humans) already know how to do it.

    • Thank you Paul!

      Finally someone who is AWAKE and realizes TRUTH beyond the total bullshit they have/are spoon fed.

      I DEFINITELY KNOW this and other awesome technologies exists.

      Come on people (actually sheeple who nay-say), think about this one tiny example:
      “Many years ago, sending a letter took maybe 2 – 3 days to get to a destination across the country”.

      “Now it takes (maybe at the most) 30 – 60 seconds by email.”
      This is just one minor example.

      I DEFINITELY 110% agree that, “Anything you can think of, we (humans) already know how to do it.”
      Sadly humans for some strange reason have forgotten this!
      But thankfully many humans are re-awakening and evolving to our true potential (and seeing beyond all the spoon- fed bullshit)!

       

  21. Br0wnb3rry | Jan 4, 2012 at 10:09 pm |

    Directed Energy Weapons used on 911, DrJudyWood <3

  22. Br0wnb3rry | Jan 4, 2012 at 6:09 pm |

    Directed Energy Weapons used on 911, DrJudyWood <3

    • Thumbs Down | Jan 4, 2012 at 9:35 pm |

      Lol, that lady is a nut job. Don’t fall for her disinfo.  

      AE911truth has the facts.

      • Calypso_1 | Jan 5, 2012 at 2:43 pm |

        halibut

      • Br0wnb3rry | Jan 5, 2012 at 4:53 pm |

        ae911truth has the money, but money are not facts. Show me the facts they have then I will listen. Just because something looks like a controlled demolition does not prove it to be one. the pictures show that WTC 1 (like WTC 2)
        did not “burn up”, nor did it “slam down” it was turned into dust in mid air, leaving almost nothing of the building itself.

  23. Thumbs Down | Jan 5, 2012 at 1:35 am |

    Lol, that lady is a nut job. Don’t fall for her disinfo.  

    AE911truth has the facts.

  24. Ummm that might be doing him a favor being we don’t actually know what is at the center of the sun.

  25. Writeous | Jan 5, 2012 at 3:26 am |

    Thank you Paul!

    Finally someone who is AWAKE and realizes TRUTH beyond the total bullshit they have/are spoon fed.

    I DEFINITELY KNOW this and other awesome technologies exists.

    Come on people (actually sheeple who nay-say), think about this one tiny example:
    “Many years ago, sending a letter took maybe 2 – 3 days to get to a destination across the country”.

    “Now it takes (maybe at the most) 30 – 60 seconds by email.”
    This is just one minor example.

    I DEFINITELY 110% agree that, “Anything you can think of, we (humans) already know how to do it.”
    Sadly humans for some strange reason have forgotten this!
    But thankfully many humans are re-awakening and evolving to our true potential (and seeing beyond all the spoon- fed bullshit)!

     

  26. Depends on your definition of teleport.

  27. Depends on your definition of teleport.

  28. CaseyLee | Jan 5, 2012 at 5:53 pm |

    True or not, this would be a movie I’d pay to see in the theater.

  29. CaseyLee | Jan 5, 2012 at 5:53 pm |

    True or not, this would be a movie I’d pay to see in the theater.

  30. CaseyLee | Jan 5, 2012 at 1:53 pm |

    True or not, this would be a movie I’d pay to see in the theater.

  31. Anonymous | Jan 5, 2012 at 6:43 pm |

    halibut

  32. But Youtube can tell you a lot of things the White House doesn’t want you to know about.
    I’m currently listening to an interview with Andrew D. Basiago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwE8m50sbWk

    I’m on part 8/39 now, and it’s absolutely fascinating either way.
    It’s quite bizarre we now have a show on prime time tv called PERSON OF INTEREST,
    Also the recent film with Matt Damon – THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU.
    His story has a lot of similar elements.   The truth is stranger than fiction……..

  33. But Youtube can tell you a lot of things the White House doesn’t want you to know about.
    I’m currently listening to an interview with Andrew D. Basiago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwE8m50sbWk

    I’m on part 8/39 now, and it’s absolutely fascinating either way.
    It’s quite bizarre we now have a show on prime time tv called PERSON OF INTEREST,
    Also the recent film with Matt Damon – THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU.
    His story has a lot of similar elements.   The truth is stranger than fiction……..

  34. Br0wnb3rry | Jan 5, 2012 at 8:53 pm |

    ae911truth has the money, but money are not facts. Show me the facts they have then I will listen. Just because something looks like a controlled demolition does not prove it to be one. the pictures show that WTC 1 (like WTC 2)
    did not “burn up”, nor did it “slam down” it was turned into dust in mid air, leaving almost nothing of the building itself.

  35. Br0wnb3rry | Jan 5, 2012 at 8:53 pm |

    ae911truth has the money, but money are not facts. Show me the facts they have then I will listen. Just because something looks like a controlled demolition does not prove it to be one. the pictures show that WTC 1 (like WTC 2)
    did not “burn up”, nor did it “slam down” it was turned into dust in mid air, leaving almost nothing of the building itself.

  36. UPDATE:  Currently on part 27/ 39.   The interview really is something else.
    Around Pt. 20 Project Pegasus & DARPA became a focus of the interview.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbjohPFAC0

    When the research of Nikola Tesla came up I start taking audionotes,
    as 39 parts at 10 minutes each would it over a 6 hour interview non stop.
    (I wrote the first response 6 hours ago and still have a way to go.)

    These excerpts will definitely make their way into a blog entry over at
    http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS,COM    in the coming week!

    This is the first in depth information I have heard on Project Pegasus 
    DARPA and Dharma Initiative (from LOST)  sound awfully similar……

  37. UPDATE:  Currently on part 27/ 39.   The interview really is something else.
    Around Pt. 20 Project Pegasus & DARPA became a focus of the interview.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbjohPFAC0

    When the research of Nikola Tesla came up I start taking audionotes,
    as 39 parts at 10 minutes each would it over a 6 hour interview non stop.
    (I wrote the first response 6 hours ago and still have a way to go.)

    These excerpts will definitely make their way into a blog entry over at
    http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS,COM    in the coming week!

    This is the first in depth information I have heard on Project Pegasus 
    DARPA and Dharma Initiative (from LOST)  sound awfully similar……

  38. UPDATE:  Currently on part 27/ 39.   The interview really is something else.
    Around Pt. 20 Project Pegasus & DARPA became a focus of the interview.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbjohPFAC0

    When the research of Nikola Tesla came up I start taking audionotes,
    as 39 parts at 10 minutes each would it over a 6 hour interview non stop.
    (I wrote the first response 6 hours ago and still have a way to go.)

    These excerpts will definitely make their way into a blog entry over at
    http://924COLLECTIVE.WORDPRESS,COM    in the coming week!

    This is the first in depth information I have heard on Project Pegasus 
    DARPA and Dharma Initiative (from LOST)  sound awfully similar……

  39. The Voice sounded strangely familiar, why is David Wilcock pretending to be Andrew D Basiago?!?

  40. The Voice sounded strangely familiar, why is David Wilcock pretending to be Andrew D Basiago?!?

  41. The Voice sounded strangely familiar, why is David Wilcock pretending to be Andrew D Basiago?!?

  42. SickOfSycophants | Jan 6, 2012 at 3:33 pm |

    You better be highly suspicious if anyone starts babbling about time travel.  Time travel is IMPOSSIBLE, anyone who talks about it as if it were a happening fact is either lying or delusional.  This guy is too smart to be delusional.  He is lying.  Probably paid to lie by the gov.

  43. going to Mars is impossible too. so is going to the moon. right up there with instant coffee.
    impossible

  44. Anonymous | Jan 6, 2012 at 6:27 pm |

    Soooo, if the WH said it was true,…what then?

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