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  • Anarchy Pony

    Giant middle finger, in website form.

  • Nunzio X

    In version 2.0, you’ll be able to convert living Mormons.

    • Calypso_1

      That would be especially fun for when they come to your door.

  • RoboKy

    I’m RoboKy and I approve this website.

  • Calypso_1

    Does this mean that Mormons are now advocating for necrohomopolygamous exoplanetary marriage?

    • Nunzio X

       Only if you’ve received your “special underwear.”

      • Liam_McGonagle

        Special?  Y-front AND back?

  • Vi0let_femme

    I was going to convert a dead mormon but I don’t know any. So I selected Choose-a-mormon and got someone named Eric Carter.  I had to ask myself, Do I stoop to the mormons level and convert somoene who has already passed on possibly violating their last wishes? what did Mr. Eric Carter ever do to me? Nothing. Who knows, he might be a relative as his last name is my grandfather’s last name.
    So I didn’t do anything, I let him go on about his afterlife business. 
    Converting people who have already died is one of the most asinine thing I have ever heard of in my life. makes no difference what “side” your on.
    i felt very childish participating in such homosexual nonsense.

    • Redacted

      Yeah this is pretty gay.

    • samthor

      Did you think clicking a button would actually convert dead soul to homosexuality? 

      Do you think the Momons take a moment to reflect when they attempt to convert our dead ancestry to Mormonism in their baptism by proxy? 

      Perhaps the point IS that such nonsense IS childish….. 

      • Vi0let_femme

        of COURSE i didn’t think any of that.

        • Vi0let_femme

          they are all idiots
          the people who put up the site AND the mormons who think they can offer salvation to a dead person’s soul in the after life..

          • JPWanderer

             The point of it, I’m presuming, is to demonstrate in a very pointed way to the Mormons themselves, how very offensive and condescending their by-proxy-conversions are.

          • Anon

            Way to.jump up and down, wave your arms and scream at the top of your lungs “I don’t get it and I never will” – you be sure and sleep sound in the knowledge that THEY are the idiots

            (you fucking idiot)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=649271797 Lisa Goike

    LOL!

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    I sure hope this site posts its hate mail. That’ll be a fun read.

  • http://twitter.com/BozoDeathGod BozoDeathGod

    Great satire, I’m with the side that has a sense of humor.

  • JaceD

    I just converted 5 mormons he he… Imagine the surprise they just got when the floors of heaven opened up and they fell all the way to hell.

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