All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay

Just like the site says alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com:

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18 Comments on "All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay"

  1. Anarchy Pony | Feb 23, 2012 at 3:15 pm |

    Giant middle finger, in website form.

  2. In version 2.0, you’ll be able to convert living Mormons.

  3. I’m RoboKy and I approve this website.

  4. Calypso_1 | Feb 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm |

    Does this mean that Mormons are now advocating for necrohomopolygamous exoplanetary marriage?

  5. Vi0let_femme | Feb 23, 2012 at 4:10 pm |

    I was going to convert a dead mormon but I don’t know any. So I selected Choose-a-mormon and got someone named Eric Carter.  I had to ask myself, Do I stoop to the mormons level and convert somoene who has already passed on possibly violating their last wishes? what did Mr. Eric Carter ever do to me? Nothing. Who knows, he might be a relative as his last name is my grandfather’s last name.
    So I didn’t do anything, I let him go on about his afterlife business. 
    Converting people who have already died is one of the most asinine thing I have ever heard of in my life. makes no difference what “side” your on.
    i felt very childish participating in such homosexual nonsense.

    • Yeah this is pretty gay.

    • Did you think clicking a button would actually convert dead soul to homosexuality? 

      Do you think the Momons take a moment to reflect when they attempt to convert our dead ancestry to Mormonism in their baptism by proxy? 

      Perhaps the point IS that such nonsense IS childish….. 

      • Vi0let_femme | Feb 23, 2012 at 5:40 pm |

        of COURSE i didn’t think any of that.

        • Vi0let_femme | Feb 23, 2012 at 5:42 pm |

          they are all idiots
          the people who put up the site AND the mormons who think they can offer salvation to a dead person’s soul in the after life..

          • JPWanderer | Feb 24, 2012 at 12:05 am |

             The point of it, I’m presuming, is to demonstrate in a very pointed way to the Mormons themselves, how very offensive and condescending their by-proxy-conversions are.

          • Way to.jump up and down, wave your arms and scream at the top of your lungs “I don’t get it and I never will” – you be sure and sleep sound in the knowledge that THEY are the idiots

            (you fucking idiot)

  6. I sure hope this site posts its hate mail. That’ll be a fun read.

  7. Great satire, I’m with the side that has a sense of humor.

  8. I just converted 5 mormons he he… Imagine the surprise they just got when the floors of heaven opened up and they fell all the way to hell.

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