18 Responses to All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay

  1. Anarchy Pony February 23, 2012 at 3:15 pm #

    Giant middle finger, in website form.

  2. Nunzio X February 23, 2012 at 3:28 pm #

    In version 2.0, you’ll be able to convert living Mormons.

    • Calypso_1 February 25, 2012 at 12:33 am #

      That would be especially fun for when they come to your door.

  3. RoboKy February 23, 2012 at 3:36 pm #

    I’m RoboKy and I approve this website.

  4. Calypso_1 February 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm #

    Does this mean that Mormons are now advocating for necrohomopolygamous exoplanetary marriage?

    • Nunzio X February 23, 2012 at 4:10 pm #

       Only if you’ve received your “special underwear.”

      • Liam_McGonagle February 23, 2012 at 4:21 pm #

        Special?  Y-front AND back?

  5. Vi0let_femme February 23, 2012 at 4:10 pm #

    I was going to convert a dead mormon but I don’t know any. So I selected Choose-a-mormon and got someone named Eric Carter.  I had to ask myself, Do I stoop to the mormons level and convert somoene who has already passed on possibly violating their last wishes? what did Mr. Eric Carter ever do to me? Nothing. Who knows, he might be a relative as his last name is my grandfather’s last name.
    So I didn’t do anything, I let him go on about his afterlife business. 
    Converting people who have already died is one of the most asinine thing I have ever heard of in my life. makes no difference what “side” your on.
    i felt very childish participating in such homosexual nonsense.

    • Redacted February 23, 2012 at 4:37 pm #

      Yeah this is pretty gay.

    • samthor February 23, 2012 at 5:06 pm #

      Did you think clicking a button would actually convert dead soul to homosexuality? 

      Do you think the Momons take a moment to reflect when they attempt to convert our dead ancestry to Mormonism in their baptism by proxy? 

      Perhaps the point IS that such nonsense IS childish….. 

      • Vi0let_femme February 23, 2012 at 5:40 pm #

        of COURSE i didn’t think any of that.

        • Vi0let_femme February 23, 2012 at 5:42 pm #

          they are all idiots
          the people who put up the site AND the mormons who think they can offer salvation to a dead person’s soul in the after life..

          • JPWanderer February 24, 2012 at 12:05 am #

             The point of it, I’m presuming, is to demonstrate in a very pointed way to the Mormons themselves, how very offensive and condescending their by-proxy-conversions are.

          • Anon February 24, 2012 at 4:53 am #

            Way to.jump up and down, wave your arms and scream at the top of your lungs “I don’t get it and I never will” – you be sure and sleep sound in the knowledge that THEY are the idiots

            (you fucking idiot)

  6. Lisa Goike February 23, 2012 at 11:15 pm #


  7. Zenc February 24, 2012 at 1:00 am #

    I sure hope this site posts its hate mail. That’ll be a fun read.

  8. BozoDeathGod February 24, 2012 at 6:16 am #

    Great satire, I’m with the side that has a sense of humor.

  9. JaceD February 24, 2012 at 11:07 pm #

    I just converted 5 mormons he he… Imagine the surprise they just got when the floors of heaven opened up and they fell all the way to hell.

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