Are The World’s Pyramids Beaming Energy To Mysterious Space Cloud?

Luxor pyramid beam

Photo: Stephen Witherden (CC)

Terrence Aym submitted this story to [disinfo ed.’s note: we do not endorse this story, but it has received a lot of attention so we decided to link to it here]:

Although NASA covered up the strange photon cloud that’s now enveloped the solar system, the word has leaked out from some scientists.

And now, as the ominous cloud approaches it’s affecting the sun and planets in measurable ways.

Amazingly, as the bizarre energy invades our space, some of the world’s most famous pyramids are generating intense energy.

Several incredible incidents of visible power beams shooting skywards into space towards the region of the alien photonic cloud are well-documented.

At the same time, people around the world began hearing and recording frightening sounds—noises that seem as if the Earth itself is moaning and wailing.

All the phenomena—including measurements of the never-before-seen gigantic electrification of the turbulent sun—seem to be centered on the deadly photonic cloud that some have called a ‘potential Doomsday space event.’…

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49 Comments on "Are The World’s Pyramids Beaming Energy To Mysterious Space Cloud?"

  1. wow is that bullshit

  2. i hate those damn photonic clouds

  3. Mamagriff50 | Feb 11, 2012 at 6:13 pm |

    The pyramids weren’t built for the use as a tomb. They were built for something else. Maybe this?! I think I will wait and see.

    • The pyramids were built as spaceships. They found anti-matter in the walls of one of the “tombs”. Probably left over from the aliens who constructed the pyramids in the first place.

  4. Anarchy Pony | Feb 11, 2012 at 6:14 pm |

    Fascinating if true. But who knows if it is? Not us mere mortals, and if the experts know anything, they aren’t telling.

  5. Photonic clouds now. How many other Doomsday scenarios will we be gifted?
    Bring ’em on.

  6.  The answer to the question posed in the title of the article is, “What?  No, no of course they aren’t.  What are you, an idiot?”

  7. Ah, is one of “those” sites…that’s why this story stinks like The Weekly World News and Jack Van Impes ass… 

  8. Stevey Kingster | Feb 11, 2012 at 6:54 pm |

    Sounds like Maximum Overdrive. The machines will kill us all.

  9. Wow, there’s allot of auto-dismissive people here who apparently KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING.  What’s it like being a god, folks?  You probably would have shot the Wright Bros. in the knee caps and burned Davinci too. 🙂

    • Cool story bro.

    • Anarchy Pony | Feb 11, 2012 at 8:36 pm |

      Why not have shot the Wright Bros in the kneecaps? Airplanes as weapons of war have probably killed and destroyed more than anything else in history.

    • You don’t have to know everything to know that a “cloud” of “photons” is an oxymoron.

    • Hey, if you’re ready to believe anything anyone tells you, (’cause it’s close-minded & dismissive to do otherwise) I can tell you the secrets of the universe, and how to get a 14″ dick too! Just send me your credit card info, and I’ll tell you how to rule the world!

  10. I’m going to have to invoke Poe’s Law again.

  11. Otto Dismissive | Feb 11, 2012 at 7:38 pm |

    How would photons arrange themselves in a belt and why can’t we see it?

    • marklar_primus | Feb 11, 2012 at 11:41 pm |

       1. Not sure but perhaps there are some cosmic pants out there and since nature abhors a vacuum light rushes in to fill the empty belt loops?

      2. Obviously the photons have slowed to form this belt otherwise they couldn’t form into any sort of geometry and it would just fly off in mostly straight lines at the speed of, y’know,….light.

      since the light is basically stationary and just hanging out in this belt it can’t very well travel to earth to tickle your eye bubbles now can it.

      • were’d i put that spliff…

      • I don’t know about the pyramids, but this story seems to be based on a NASA report that can be viewed on their website:

        it expalins how the “cloud” is formed….decide for yourself

        December 23, 2009: The solar
        system is passing through an interstellar cloud that physics says
        should not exist. In the Dec. 24th issue of Nature, a team
        of scientists reveal how NASA’s Voyager spacecraft have solved the

        data from Voyager, we have discovered a strong magnetic field just
        outside the solar system,” explains lead author Merav Opher, a
        NASA Heliophysics Guest Investigator from George Mason University.
        “This magnetic field holds the interstellar cloud together and
        solves the long-standing puzzle of how it can exist at all.”

        • So this article is making a big deal out of the heliosphere? Good god. Read a book people.


  12. The ads flanking the article I read included “47 things you should hoard now”  “Papa John’s heart shaped pizza” and a picture of a scanitly clad woman riding a bomb with the subtitle “4 dangers destroying men today!”

  13. The “wailing earth noise“ has already been debunked as fake. It`s audio of animals slowed down, you can speed it up yourself using Audacity. We do not live in the final two episodes of Berserk. 

    • Monkey See Monkey Do | Feb 11, 2012 at 8:29 pm |

      I can see why the earth would be moaning and whaling. It’s probably upset that its immune system will soon be clearing up the virus infecting it, namely humans. The question is whether humans can turn things around, another question is whether the earth is upset or not…

  14. Jojomixin | Feb 11, 2012 at 8:20 pm |

    thats no photon cloud… Chloe Kardashian just farted.

  15. It would be awesome if this story were true… Pyramids across the world shooting light into space for some unknown reason? Cool! The fact that it’s all bullshit? Not so cool.

  16. Hairyclunge | Feb 11, 2012 at 9:47 pm |

    Are we to infer from the photo tha tthe Luxor hotel in Vegas is beaming energy into space??

  17. What an embarrassing pile off woo. I’m amazed that so many people are ignorant enough to think this has any credibility, but the comment section on the site is full of people convinced that this is real. Photon clouds? Gravity pulses from the Earth’s core? Lots of professors with exotic foreign names, and even a NASA coverup. It’s not even well-written science fiction, just a load of crap.

  18. Those who deny or mock the almighty power of the light beaming piramids are condemned to ignore it.


    • pickle snout | Feb 12, 2012 at 11:45 am |

      y u no post links about REAL photon clouds?


        It is interesting that out of all of the teleconferences scheduled by NASA that the one on June 9th 2011 on Voyager data either never transpired or was canceled never to be brought up again to this point in time.

        • Hmm I always wondered wondered how the AGW fit into the conspiracy mythos.

          •  No,  no conspiracy,  just an observation – fact.  If you are going to extend to conspiracies what the government refuses to tell us it will be an extremely long list.  Unless,  of course,  you think the government is wide open to the people,  and that the Freedom Of Information Act can open any file,  in which case I would question your grasp of reality.

            Just like some people who ask – “do you think they are meeting secretly behind closed doors (never mind the fact that this goes on constantly)?”  No,  as Michael Parenti says – “no,  I think they meet on carousels” – LOL

          • You misunderstand, I don’t use the term conspiracy as the manipulated *ignore! ignore!* definition that has come to place in public. I mean the actual definition of coalitions of higher ups doing things unknown to (or thouroughly ignored by) the public.

            Alternatively I don’t use the term mythos to mean a strictly fictional set of belief, i’m just delimiting the mainstream mythos from the conspiracy mythos.

  20. FuxWithForx | Feb 12, 2012 at 7:32 am |


  21. This article is beaming some serious ‘lol’ into space.

  22. I’m going to try to generate my own intense energy by putting a Pyramid on my head!

    Jump on board people and “save the world”.

  23. I wanna know what scientist are actually looking into this. I’m thinking there are 0 looking into this.

  24. axisofinfinity | Feb 13, 2012 at 11:36 pm |

    The pyramids are creating a wormhole for the aliens to come through in December. It is their technology. Watch your history channel people!

  25. Disinfo.. your beginning to disappoint me..good until.. another end with doomsday,,and giving shine to some bs,,   not necessarily just here..
    sometimes I feel like I could get the negative non sense from the news… come back disinfo.

  26. Unholy Ghxst | Feb 17, 2012 at 5:58 am |

    too much futurama

  27. automaton | Apr 20, 2012 at 7:52 am |

    that’s a hotel in vegas…. 

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