George Washington Chicken McNugget Up For Auction

Via the Des Moines Register, has the essence of America ever been better embodied by a single pocket-size object than in the case of the appearance of George Washington’s visage in this McDonald’s McNugget, sold on eBay with the proceeds going to an Iowa bible camp?


  • Nunzio X

    That’s nothing. I once saw Robert Anton Wilson’s grinning face in a cauliflower.

  • Anarchy Pony

    Really? George Washington? All I see is a snarling Rottweiler with a small animal in its mouth.

  • DeepCough

    Is this what George Washington, one of the founding patriarchs of the United States, the first president who willfully stepped down to let democratic processes flourish, is reduced to: a processed piece of meat worth less than a dollar, but is being sold for over $200? And you thought “The Metal Years” was the “Decline of Western Civilization.”

  • Dingdingchomp

    I don’t see it.

  • madmonq

    I’m waiting until McDonald’s completes the Mount Rushmore edition.  A masterpiece of meat.  Then I’ll eat them.  It’s the next Shamrock Shake & BBQ Sandwich estimate.  And for a limited time only.

  • Otherworldly1

    It’s actually selling at $4,400 at present check. This would obviously never happen if 100% of the proceeds weren’t going to charity. What’s more amusing is the listing on eBay comically mocking the auction with a George Washington head taped onto a chicken nugget with duct tape. Check out the pics, read the listing and the questions and answers section. They’re all pretty hilarious.