Google Wants To Stop Spreading Santorum

Spreading Santorum… but there’s just no way to put the stuff back where it came from! Danny Sullivan explains at SearchEngineLand:

As Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum loses two primary races to rival Mitt Romney, perhaps he can console himself with, ironically, another loss. Spreading Santorum, the page defining “santorum” as a by-product of anal sex, has finally dropped from the top results on Google. The related anti-Santorum blog, however, remains. And a page from Urban Dictionary keeps the definition alive, more explicit than before.

Santorum: The Definition Page
The page at SpreadingSantorum.com, created by columnist Dan Savage as a protest against Santorum’s views about homosexuality, has maintained its position in the top results on Google for years. The page defines “santorum” as:

The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

To understand more of the history of the site, and how it ended up doing so well on Google (and Bing, Yahoo and Baidu), see my previous article, Should Rick Santorum’s “Google Problem” Be Fixed?

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  • Anarchy Pony

    I doubt he’ll ever shed that unfortunate association. If he wasn’t such a douche bag, I’d feel bad for him.

  • saint_al

    Santorum will forever be associated with anal lube froth. Serves him right. 
    /Vermin Supreme 2012

  • Riiwa

    As much as I dislike Rick Santorum (which is a lot), I don’t have any problems with his family. Apparently, Dan Savage wanted to slight everyone named Santorum, dead and alive.

    The whole thing reminds me of something a 12-year old would do.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Welcome to politics.

    • Redacted

      Ironically, begging your invisible friend in the sky to kill all the gays is also something a 12 year old would do.

      • Riiwa

        Santorum never did that . . . as far as we know.

        • Hellfire7885

           Well, he did take a cross country trip with a dog in a pet crate on top of his car.

    • Jin The Ninja

       you mean like how rick the pr*ck decided to paint all glbtq people and THEIR families?

      glass houses…as it were.

      • Riiwa

        Again, Santorum didn’t do that. He obviously has a problem with GLBT folks. Their families, though? He said being raised by one parent in prison is better than being raised by two gay parents, but that’s as close as it ever got. Two wrongs etc . . . 

        Godammit. How did I get stuck with defending this guy?

  • DeepCough

    Wipe away the Santorum all you want, but the fetid stench will forever remain……

  • Tchoutoye

    No amount of colonic irrigation by Google will get rid of the fecal-lube froth that is santorum.

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