Mysterious Metal Boxes Found On West Coast Beaches?

maskoABraysboxStrange, large things always seem to have a way of washing ashore. A series of extremely heavy, seamless metal boxes have been spotted buried in the coastal sand, HULIQ claims:

Metal boxes are still appearing as of Feb. 8 up and down West Coast beaches. They can’t be moved; even when yanked by a four-wheel drive truck pulling on heavy chains tied around.

As of late afternoon Feb. 8, Bill Hanshumaker, a public marine specialist and (Ph.D) doctor of marine science at the Hatfield Marine Science Center in nearby Newport, told Huliq in an interview that, “I don’t know what they are.” In turn, Doctor Hanshumaker said he’s advised “surf monitoring” about these strange metal boxes that suddenly appeared along local beaches Feb. 6, and now seem to be multiplying. The photograph that accompanies this report of yet another strange metal box stuck in the surf up is one of a possible group of a dozen or more that have been sited up and down West Coast beaches. Meanwhile, the British government also photographed similar huge metal boxes on beaches in Sri Lanka in the late 1990’s and in early 2004 and 2005. When asked if he’s ever heard of anything like these huge metal boxes, with no opening or seam, Doctor Hanshumaker would not comment or speculate on the record. Instead, this marine science expert has for photos of the boxes and size and coloring details.

  • Jim

    Maybe they are big gigantic nails to hold the coast together? 

    doesn’t seem to be mainstream in their local media so I’ll leave it as hoax.

    • Amilcar

       Do you ignore where local media gets its news from? If you ran a local media you have to be carefull not to publish anything that would make the bigger media frown upon; in fact, you have to ran your local media as a disciplined franchise or face ostracism, or worse.

      • Jim

        well put!

        I was kind of hoping this was tied into the strange sounds reported on Disinfo  and that maybe a UFO was actually being uncovered as a ship for all the 99% to go onto and fly off and be happy and stuff.

        • Amilcar

           Stop hoping and keep imagining: dreams are the stuff reality is made of. (Thanks for reminding me the misterious sounds: I will add them to my current theory.)

          • Hannah Jessica Cecilia Small

             Right i’m with you lot on this one! HAPPY AND STUFF DREAMS REALITY aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh I love it this year is well exciting………and stuff

        • deadheadfordays

          and be happy and stuff

  • Amilcar

    Those might be the black boxes of ufos that crashed on the ocean; the fact that this information is not mainstream in the local media – wich behaves exactly as the countrywide media (go check “You are beeing lied to”) -, makes me think in government´s coverup. 

    • Bezzunggha

       ROFL!!!! I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. WOW. Alien mammoths and what not. B.T.W. Amilcar, you can’t spell to save your life. Thanks for the laugh though, really enjoyed this. Men in black, blurry mammoth looking aliens. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

      • Hannah Jessica Cecilia Small

        z genius innit! ahhh i fukin love it

        • Twoinatree

          they are just the storage units for all of the politicians BRAINS…

  • Anarchy Pony

    Well if one pops up ’round here I’ll let y’all know. Maybe we could cut one open. But then, it might contain some nasty nuclear waste or something… A conundrum.

    • Amilcar

       Maybe it has an alien woolly mammoth, dead or alive… We should ask the asparagous before we open it, though.

    • Zenc

      I’d risk it.

      I don’t have a plasma cutter on the truck just for the aesthetics.

      • Redacted

        Let me watch. I didn’t get into welding this quarter.

  • Orson Wells

    The invasion begins…

    …Remember how War of the Worlds started.

    Mysterious pods appeared in fields around the country…


    Get ready to head for the hills!

    • Amilcar

      Haven´t you realized that humanity has been slaved by metal cubes for five centuries? Look arround: they are everywhere.

      • Orson Wells

        All part of the preconditioning process. The aliens taught us how to build TVs and computers so we would be comfortable with metal cubes…

        …then come the cubes on the beach as trojan horses…

        …THEN WE ALL DIE!!!!

    • Hannah Jessica Cecilia Small

       I live in the hills so i’ll just stay put ta!

  • Sabre

    Has anyone tried calling Doctor Hanshumaker?

    • Amilcar

       Try his email if you like ( but I bet the men in black have already visited him.

      • Sabre

        Done and waiting on a reply.
        I might get cussed out…LOL

        • Amilcar

          Good man, you are risking your life chasing the truth out there. Tell us what you find before the blurry mammoth looking alien soldiers knock your door.

          • Sabre

            No answer as of yet.

          • Amilcar

             It doesn’t matter: he has surely underwent brainwashing, already. We may never know the truth about the misterious metal boxes.

  • Amilcar

     I have finally put toghether the pieces of this intricate puzzle, thanks to the insight of Jemima´s asparagous: the aproaching photon storm is activating the arcane technology hidden at plain sight in the piramids: they are sending a disrupting signal to bears and fishes DNA, mixing them to shape monstrous soldiers similar to blurry mammoths. Gobernment´s silence on this matter was necesary to prevent panic: but Obama is sending war drones to CHANGE the situation as we speak.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Now that was hilarious. Kudos.

  • Pb

    Sounds like a Donald Judd minimalist art installation.  I’m surprised nowhere in these articles is that speculated on.

    • Hannah Jessica Cecilia Small

       nice thought, why is it not??

  • Fbjjik

    This article is a hoax. Read comments on the Huliq page

    • Amilcar

      Do you have any proof to support your statement?

  • minya

    I bet Cobra’s behind this…

  • David Crowe

    That’s a really poorly written article.

    • Amilcar

       It’s easy to criticize those who bravely seek truth, risking their life to give as information that the world power´s try to hide. What are you doing to empower us?

      • Hannah Jessica Cecilia Small

         ur my hero right now :)

  • Majestic

    @Rowen_Windsong recently tweeted that this story has been debunked here:

    • Amilcar

      Debunking or cover up? It’s anyone’s guess, but I think the boxes are safely kept in secret military bases.

  • who.freak

    It’s the TARDIS!!!!!!!

    • River Song

      LOL.  If not the tardis, maybe the doctor cleaning out his closet

      • JaceD

        It’s a relative dimensional capsule containing an army of Dalek.

    • Pestus

      You mean they are bigger on the inside?

  • chinagreenelvis

    If this is real, how are the metal cubes determined to be hollow “boxes?”

    If this is real, why haven’t the authorities just drilled the fuck inside one of them? Get professional people to examine them and dig them out of the ground instead of just “monitoring them.” Either this is complete balls, or people are really that fucking inept.

    • Mamagriff50

      Yes!!! Howabout MUFON, x-ray (portable), and a great big ol crane. If all else fails how about some dynomite.

  • zedted

    Those are used up energy blocks UFOs discarded. They have an agreement with the USA and powers that be to make sure they are inert and safe.  But they were not supposed to float, they were supposed to sink to the bottom and never be seen. Wooopss.

    • Hannah Jessica Cecilia Small

       lovin that

  • Nostromo Opeartor

    it’s a hoax, folks.

    • Sabre

      Linda Moulton Howe…I remember how pissed off she got at me when I suggested the California Drones were fake.

      • Doop

         She is batshit insane.

  • Kent Rune Moen

    Anyone getting a 2001 space oddesy feeling??

  • hhk

    Optimus primes soap bar

    • Choffman74


  • hasaranga

    I live in sri lanka and i never heard such thing…

  • Rohatsu

    They are Prothean beacons. Don’t anybody touch them or the Reapers will be summoned.

    • Hannah Jessica Cecilia Small

       you dont have to touch them, they emit low frequency bursts that will make u fukin mental and you’ll reap your own life!!!!!!! Put tinfoilo round your ears :)

  • Sumac

    sad, but the newport news times reported no boxes have been seen by any of the locals.  I was up for some excitement in our quiet coastal community….guess not.
    According to the paper…Prof Hanschumacker never saw the boxes and did not say he did…sounds like he just answered s few hypothetical questions by the orriginal reporter.

  • Astrosurfer

    Someone told me they are Tesla Harmonic resonators. The Cabal
    never waste a good disaster and have known about the coming whatever is to come
    for a while. He said these boxes cause harmonic shifts in the ground which will
    intensify “the event” when it is meant to happen. Critical Mass is approaching
    he says.

    • Hannah Jessica Cecilia Small

       uncanny i’m just listenin to a lecture on tesla! :)

  • Astrosurfer

    However.. According to William Hanshumaker, a Ph.D. public marine education specialist at the Hatfield Marine Science Center in nearby Newport, the theory now – after investigating these strange metal boxes for the past two weeks – is “the boxes on the beach are merely floats that were originally built to support docks.”

    While Doctor Hanshumaker and other local marine science experts stated their conclusion Feb. 17 that – after reviewing photos, interviews and actually looking at some of the strange metal boxes along beaches near Bray’s Point – that they believe at least some of these “boxes” are possibly parts of docks. In turn, Doctor Hanshumaker noted in reply to a Huliq media query that “after a recent flooding event, some docks were destroyed and their floats drifted downriver and subsequently deposited on the beach. A colleague from a local state agency had the opportunity to examine one and confirmed this explanation.” At the same time, those locals — who first mentioned seeing “these mysterious metal boxes” in previous Huliq reports — say Doctor Hanshumaker’s scientific theory may hold water for him and other marine scientists who study West Coast beach debris, but “what about the other boxes that can’t easily be explained away?”

    • Choffman74

      The “They”r always explaining away strange phenomenons. Its not always a weather balloon, and these may not be dock parts.

  • Urania

    Thanks guys. I needed a good laugh!